A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
'Sure, sure. But don't blame me if they shoot you of their own free will. I can say whatever, hunters are still hunters'
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Elliot is shooting some poor rats. He waves to the hunter.
'Don't go that way, kid. There's a killer on the loose'
“What? A killer?”
'Yeah. Stuck a load of bodies on spikes. Real bodies, like, even a couple CATO agents, and a whole bunch of Wendi Boys'
“Woahhhhhhhhh. I think I saw them!”
'You did? What they look like? Where they go?'
“Um, I forgot. The guy promised to teach me how to kill rats!”
'I wouldn't trust them, then. Seem to be killing a little more than rats. I could teach you how to kill, if you want. Got a kill count of 41'
“But have you killed any rats? That’s what I thought!”
'Basically the same thing. Both vermin.'
“But rats cause diseases and are smaller.” He says stubbornly.
'Unchipped cause diseases as well. And some of them are pretty small. Some say they're mutating into their own species. Believe it if you will'
“Wait-mutating Unchipped? That’s scary.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
'Sure, sure. But don't blame me if they shoot you of their own free will. I can say whatever, hunters are still hunters'
"Good stuff, now lets go find this killer!"
'Where do we start?'
"Back at the crime scene, like any good detective."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Elliot is shooting some poor rats. He waves to the hunter.
'Don't go that way, kid. There's a killer on the loose'
“What? A killer?”
'Yeah. Stuck a load of bodies on spikes. Real bodies, like, even a couple CATO agents, and a whole bunch of Wendi Boys'
“Woahhhhhhhhh. I think I saw them!”
'You did? What they look like? Where they go?'
“Um, I forgot. The guy promised to teach me how to kill rats!”
'I wouldn't trust them, then. Seem to be killing a little more than rats. I could teach you how to kill, if you want. Got a kill count of 41'
“But have you killed any rats? That’s what I thought!”
'Basically the same thing. Both vermin.'
“But rats cause diseases and are smaller.” He says stubbornly.
'Unchipped cause diseases as well. And some of them are pretty small. Some say they're mutating into their own species. Believe it if you will'
“Wait-mutating Unchipped? That’s scary.”
'Yeah. Like, they're proper feral, some of them go their whole lives without seeing natural light. And with nothing to eat but rat meat and each other'. The hunter grins, evidently enjoying trying to frighten the boy
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
'Sure, sure. But don't blame me if they shoot you of their own free will. I can say whatever, hunters are still hunters'
"Good stuff, now lets go find this killer!"
'Where do we start?'
"Back at the crime scene, like any good detective."
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
'Sure, sure. But don't blame me if they shoot you of their own free will. I can say whatever, hunters are still hunters'
"Good stuff, now lets go find this killer!"
'Where do we start?'
"Back at the crime scene, like any good detective."
'Very well. I'm Cal, by the way. You?'
"I am the great Barnabus, master collector of all things I can get my mechanical motive appendages on!"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
A young man in yellow rubber gloves is hiding in the shadows
the dude's moved onto a new canvas
He keeps watching, admiring the work, but seems afraid to show himself
"I can hear you back there"
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Elliot is shooting some poor rats. He waves to the hunter.
'Don't go that way, kid. There's a killer on the loose'
“What? A killer?”
'Yeah. Stuck a load of bodies on spikes. Real bodies, like, even a couple CATO agents, and a whole bunch of Wendi Boys'
“Woahhhhhhhhh. I think I saw them!”
'You did? What they look like? Where they go?'
“Um, I forgot. The guy promised to teach me how to kill rats!”
'I wouldn't trust them, then. Seem to be killing a little more than rats. I could teach you how to kill, if you want. Got a kill count of 41'
“But have you killed any rats? That’s what I thought!”
'Basically the same thing. Both vermin.'
“But rats cause diseases and are smaller.” He says stubbornly.
'Unchipped cause diseases as well. And some of them are pretty small. Some say they're mutating into their own species. Believe it if you will'
“Wait-mutating Unchipped? That’s scary.”
'Yeah. Like, they're proper feral, some of them go their whole lives without seeing natural light. And with nothing to eat but rat meat and each other'. The hunter grins, evidently enjoying trying to frighten the boy
“Woahhhhhhhh… that sounds scary. Maybe I should hunt them.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
"Don't worry, I totally got a chip or whatever. You can't scan it though or... We'll explode and stuff." They mimic a massive explosion.
'And why would that be? Exploding chip is a faulty chip is an invalid chip.'
"Listen lad, I am just meandering about. No need to get into a fight yeah? I help you and you help me?"
'Ok, sure. You find the guy who did this, and bring him to me. Alive, but maybe with a few less limbs. So I can talk to him, and empty a gun into his head once I'm done. And what do you want in return?'
"Stop harassing me bout a chip, my good man, also lie to your friends about it too. I got a good thing going, and I don't need to be found out yet."
'Sure, sure. But don't blame me if they shoot you of their own free will. I can say whatever, hunters are still hunters'
"Good stuff, now lets go find this killer!"
'Where do we start?'
"Back at the crime scene, like any good detective."
'Very well. I'm Cal, by the way. You?'
"I am the great Barnabus, master collector of all things I can get my mechanical motive appendages on!"
A young man in yellow rubber gloves is hiding in the shadows
the dude's moved onto a new canvas
He keeps watching, admiring the work, but seems afraid to show himself
"I can hear you back there"
'Don't shoot. I got folks who'll make ya life hell if ya do'
"Hey, I don't shoot unless you shoot first. It's my rule."
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
A young man in yellow rubber gloves is hiding in the shadows
the dude's moved onto a new canvas
He keeps watching, admiring the work, but seems afraid to show himself
"I can hear you back there"
'Don't shoot. I got folks who'll make ya life hell if ya do'
"Hey, I don't shoot unless you shoot first. It's my rule."
'Well, good paint. And don't call your hunter buddies over, okay'
"Hunter? No way!" He cracks up. "I'm a scrapper. You're safe with me."
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
Fives is trying to rack up some kills on the bounty board, in order to advertise their services.
*btw they're filthy unchipped, but I would NOT recommend fighting them*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
'Where do we start?'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
“Wait-mutating Unchipped? That’s scary.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
"Back at the crime scene, like any good detective."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
'Yeah. Like, they're proper feral, some of them go their whole lives without seeing natural light. And with nothing to eat but rat meat and each other'. The hunter grins, evidently enjoying trying to frighten the boy
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
'Very well. I'm Cal, by the way. You?'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
"I am the great Barnabus, master collector of all things I can get my mechanical motive appendages on!"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"I can hear you back there"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
“Woahhhhhhhh… that sounds scary. Maybe I should hunt them.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
'Of course you are'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
'Don't shoot. I got folks who'll make ya life hell if ya do'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
"Hey, I don't shoot unless you shoot first. It's my rule."
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
*No chip, no mercy*
*this seems kinda neat :>*
'Well, good paint. And don't call your hunter buddies over, okay'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
"Hunter? No way!" He cracks up. "I'm a scrapper. You're safe with me."
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
*Dutch has to go, but he'll be back.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Fives is trying to rack up some kills on the bounty board, in order to advertise their services.
*btw they're filthy unchipped, but I would NOT recommend fighting them*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
oh, cool
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
*So how does this work?*
cyberpunk 2077
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
*No chip, no mercy.*