He shakes his head. “I only recently got a gun. Been begging my ma for one.”
"Maybe stick to that for now. Once you've mastered it, you can come find me and I'll teach you a new trick."
“Okay, thanks mister!”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
The strugel recoils slightly at the dramatic movement, then gets up and waddles closer, using their shovel as a cane. "I'm Theo. I'm not a collector, but I work with a lot of them. I get them things that are hard to find, buy, or sell. What do you like to collect?"
They make a show of looking around, as if someone will be there to hear before leaning in a whispering, "Rocks, pretty rocks, dull rocks, it does not matter. They are all beautiful, in polish and in the rough."
"Well, do you like crystals? Do they count?"
"I will take whatever you find and return to you what you are owed TEN-FOLD!" He says proudly
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Elliot is shooting some poor rats. He waves to the hunter.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"I will take whatever you find and return to you what you are owed TEN-FOLD!" He says proudly
"Well, then, I'll be sure to send some high-value rocks your way. I can't get many of the more common ones, unfortunately, since they aren't in the channels of luxury goods that I troll."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Elliot is shooting some poor rats. He waves to the hunter.
'Don't go that way, kid. There's a killer on the loose'
“What? A killer?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"I will take whatever you find and return to you what you are owed TEN-FOLD!" He says proudly
"Well, then, I'll be sure to send some high-value rocks your way. I can't get many of the more common ones, unfortunately, since they aren't in the channels of luxury goods that I troll."
"Oh, you are such a sweetheart, thank you so much. I intend to build something beautiful with them, and I need very specific ones to complete that." They clap their hands. "But I will take whatever you find with gratitude"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"Well, then, I'll be sure to send some high-value rocks your way. I can't get many of the more common ones, unfortunately, since they aren't in the channels of luxury goods that I troll."
"Oh, you are such a sweetheart, thank you so much. I intend to build something beautiful with them, and I need very specific ones to complete that." They clap their hands. "But I will take whatever you find with gratitude"
They tilt their head. "What kinds of stones do you need, cousin?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
“Okay, thanks mister!”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"I will take whatever you find and return to you what you are owed TEN-FOLD!" He says proudly
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
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Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Elliot is shooting some poor rats. He waves to the hunter.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
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'Don't go that way, kid. There's a killer on the loose'
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"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
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*hi*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"Well, then, I'll be sure to send some high-value rocks your way. I can't get many of the more common ones, unfortunately, since they aren't in the channels of luxury goods that I troll."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
“What? A killer?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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A young man in yellow rubber gloves is hiding in the shadows
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'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
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"Oh, you are such a sweetheart, thank you so much. I intend to build something beautiful with them, and I need very specific ones to complete that." They clap their hands. "But I will take whatever you find with gratitude"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
'Yeah. Stuck a load of bodies on spikes. Real bodies, like, even a couple CATO agents, and a whole bunch of Wendi Boys'
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"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
They tilt their head. "What kinds of stones do you need, cousin?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!