The strugel recoils slightly at the dramatic movement, then gets up and waddles closer, using their shovel as a cane. "I'm Theo. I'm not a collector, but I work with a lot of them. I get them things that are hard to find, buy, or sell. What do you like to collect?"
They make a show of looking around, as if someone will be there to hear before leaning in a whispering, "Rocks, pretty rocks, dull rocks, it does not matter. They are all beautiful, in polish and in the rough."
"Well, do you like crystals? Do they count?"
"I will take whatever you find and return to you what you are owed TEN-FOLD!" He says proudly
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
"I will take whatever you find and return to you what you are owed TEN-FOLD!" He says proudly
"Well, then, I'll be sure to send some high-value rocks your way. I can't get many of the more common ones, unfortunately, since they aren't in the channels of luxury goods that I troll."
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I will take whatever you find and return to you what you are owed TEN-FOLD!" He says proudly
"Well, then, I'll be sure to send some high-value rocks your way. I can't get many of the more common ones, unfortunately, since they aren't in the channels of luxury goods that I troll."
"Oh, you are such a sweetheart, thank you so much. I intend to build something beautiful with them, and I need very specific ones to complete that." They clap their hands. "But I will take whatever you find with gratitude"
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
"Well, then, I'll be sure to send some high-value rocks your way. I can't get many of the more common ones, unfortunately, since they aren't in the channels of luxury goods that I troll."
"Oh, you are such a sweetheart, thank you so much. I intend to build something beautiful with them, and I need very specific ones to complete that." They clap their hands. "But I will take whatever you find with gratitude"
They tilt their head. "What kinds of stones do you need, cousin?"
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
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“Okay, thanks mister!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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"I will take whatever you find and return to you what you are owed TEN-FOLD!" He says proudly
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
A hunter comes running past, looking as if he is about to be sick
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Barnabus looks at them and stops them right in their tracks, "Woah now? Running in the halls?"
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
Elliot is shooting some poor rats. He waves to the hunter.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
'There's a killer on the loose. They're sick. Displayed the bodies on sticks, like some kinda sick trophy'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Don't go that way, kid. There's a killer on the loose'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I know! Beautiful isn't it?"
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
'It could have been you, heck, it could have been me. Real guys, killed, heck, I recognised the faces of some of them. I'd say it was an unchipped who did it, but it's almost too well thought-out'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*hi*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
"Well, then, I'll be sure to send some high-value rocks your way. I can't get many of the more common ones, unfortunately, since they aren't in the channels of luxury goods that I troll."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Don't worry, I am incapable of hurting. My body would literally break down into pieces if I did!"
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
“What? A killer?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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A young man in yellow rubber gloves is hiding in the shadows
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'Good for you, I guess. Wait, you got a chip, right? Show me'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Oh, you are such a sweetheart, thank you so much. I intend to build something beautiful with them, and I need very specific ones to complete that." They clap their hands. "But I will take whatever you find with gratitude"
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
'Yeah. Stuck a load of bodies on spikes. Real bodies, like, even a couple CATO agents, and a whole bunch of Wendi Boys'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Ahahhahahahahaaaa...." They take a step backward. "Don't worry about it. EVEN BETTER! I can help you find who killed them! Think about it! You could avenge your fallen brothers!"
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
They tilt their head. "What kinds of stones do you need, cousin?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Where's your chip? Until you prove to me you've got one, I'm gonna be mega sus of you. Okay?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.