*Pyramid head. Time to get down to funny business...*
A mocking laugh echoes down the alleys. If one looks close enough, they might see the one making it: a tall woman in a jester outfit, face obscured by a laughing mask. Once you see them once, you see them everywhere, sometimes two at a time, always laughing.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Pyramid head. Time to get down to funny business...*
A mocking laugh echoes down the alleys. If one looks close enough, they might see the one making it: a tall woman in a jester outfit, face obscured by a laughing mask. Once you see them once, you see them everywhere, sometimes two at a time, always laughing.
a stuffed gorilla with a human face, arms twice as long as its body, and eyes flickering like candlelight is wandering the streets
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Pyramid head. Time to get down to funny business...*
A mocking laugh echoes down the alleys. If one looks close enough, they might see the one making it: a tall woman in a jester outfit, face obscured by a laughing mask. Once you see them once, you see them everywhere, sometimes two at a time, always laughing.
a stuffed gorilla with a human face, arms twice as long as its body, and eyes flickering like candlelight is wandering the streets
They note the jester running across an alley in front of them.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Pyramid head. Time to get down to funny business...*
A mocking laugh echoes down the alleys. If one looks close enough, they might see the one making it: a tall woman in a jester outfit, face obscured by a laughing mask. Once you see them once, you see them everywhere, sometimes two at a time, always laughing.
a stuffed gorilla with a human face, arms twice as long as its body, and eyes flickering like candlelight is wandering the streets
They note the jester running across an alley in front of them.
it watches them pass, perhaps with some interest, perhaps not
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Pyramid head. Time to get down to funny business...*
A mocking laugh echoes down the alleys. If one looks close enough, they might see the one making it: a tall woman in a jester outfit, face obscured by a laughing mask. Once you see them once, you see them everywhere, sometimes two at a time, always laughing.
a stuffed gorilla with a human face, arms twice as long as its body, and eyes flickering like candlelight is wandering the streets
They note the jester running across an alley in front of them.
it watches them pass, perhaps with some interest, perhaps not
About 5 seconds later, a second, exact copy of the jester runs across the same alleyway. Then, a second later, another one.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Pyramid head. Time to get down to funny business...*
A mocking laugh echoes down the alleys. If one looks close enough, they might see the one making it: a tall woman in a jester outfit, face obscured by a laughing mask. Once you see them once, you see them everywhere, sometimes two at a time, always laughing.
a stuffed gorilla with a human face, arms twice as long as its body, and eyes flickering like candlelight is wandering the streets
They note the jester running across an alley in front of them.
it watches them pass, perhaps with some interest, perhaps not
About 5 seconds later, a second, exact copy of the jester runs across the same alleyway. Then, a second later, another one.
it raises a human eyebrow. "interesting"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Pyramid head. Time to get down to funny business...*
A mocking laugh echoes down the alleys. If one looks close enough, they might see the one making it: a tall woman in a jester outfit, face obscured by a laughing mask. Once you see them once, you see them everywhere, sometimes two at a time, always laughing.
a stuffed gorilla with a human face, arms twice as long as its body, and eyes flickering like candlelight is wandering the streets
They note the jester running across an alley in front of them.
it watches them pass, perhaps with some interest, perhaps not
About 5 seconds later, a second, exact copy of the jester runs across the same alleyway. Then, a second later, another one.
it raises a human eyebrow. "interesting"
Out of the corner of their eye, they see a grinning mask. For a moment, there is a body attached to it, but as they turn towards it, they find it is just a mask, hanging from a jutting nail. They hear footsteps on a roof nearby.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Pyramid head. Time to get down to funny business...*
A mocking laugh echoes down the alleys. If one looks close enough, they might see the one making it: a tall woman in a jester outfit, face obscured by a laughing mask. Once you see them once, you see them everywhere, sometimes two at a time, always laughing.
a stuffed gorilla with a human face, arms twice as long as its body, and eyes flickering like candlelight is wandering the streets
They note the jester running across an alley in front of them.
it watches them pass, perhaps with some interest, perhaps not
About 5 seconds later, a second, exact copy of the jester runs across the same alleyway. Then, a second later, another one.
it raises a human eyebrow. "interesting"
Out of the corner of their eye, they see a grinning mask. For a moment, there is a body attached to it, but as they turn towards it, they find it is just a mask, hanging from a jutting nail. They hear footsteps on a roof nearby.
they take the mask, examining it "very interesting"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Pyramid head. Time to get down to funny business...*
A mocking laugh echoes down the alleys. If one looks close enough, they might see the one making it: a tall woman in a jester outfit, face obscured by a laughing mask. Once you see them once, you see them everywhere, sometimes two at a time, always laughing.
a stuffed gorilla with a human face, arms twice as long as its body, and eyes flickering like candlelight is wandering the streets
They note the jester running across an alley in front of them.
it watches them pass, perhaps with some interest, perhaps not
About 5 seconds later, a second, exact copy of the jester runs across the same alleyway. Then, a second later, another one.
it raises a human eyebrow. "interesting"
Out of the corner of their eye, they see a grinning mask. For a moment, there is a body attached to it, but as they turn towards it, they find it is just a mask, hanging from a jutting nail. They hear footsteps on a roof nearby.
they take the mask, examining it "very interesting"
"Why so serious?" Comes a grating female voice from behind them.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Pyramid head. Time to get down to funny business...*
A mocking laugh echoes down the alleys. If one looks close enough, they might see the one making it: a tall woman in a jester outfit, face obscured by a laughing mask. Once you see them once, you see them everywhere, sometimes two at a time, always laughing.
a stuffed gorilla with a human face, arms twice as long as its body, and eyes flickering like candlelight is wandering the streets
They note the jester running across an alley in front of them.
it watches them pass, perhaps with some interest, perhaps not
About 5 seconds later, a second, exact copy of the jester runs across the same alleyway. Then, a second later, another one.
it raises a human eyebrow. "interesting"
Out of the corner of their eye, they see a grinning mask. For a moment, there is a body attached to it, but as they turn towards it, they find it is just a mask, hanging from a jutting nail. They hear footsteps on a roof nearby.
they take the mask, examining it "very interesting"
"Why so serious?" Comes a grating female voice from behind them.
it turns around. "I find it the most logical way to be"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Logic? How very boring." The gorilla finds himself faced with three women in jester outfits. They are all, seemingly, exactly the same person, their faces covered with laughing masks. 2 of them are doing some form of breakdance. The one who is speaking is spinning a dagger on her finger.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"Logic? How very boring." The gorilla finds himself faced with three women in jester outfits. They are all, seemingly, exactly the same person, their faces covered with laughing masks. 2 of them are doing some form of breakdance. The one who is speaking is spinning a dagger on her finger.
it focuses on the one speaking. "you dont find it interesting to follow the logical steps to find the solution to a problem? i pity you"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Logic? How very boring." The gorilla finds himself faced with three women in jester outfits. They are all, seemingly, exactly the same person, their faces covered with laughing masks. 2 of them are doing some form of breakdance. The one who is speaking is spinning a dagger on her finger.
it focuses on the one speaking. "you dont find it interesting to follow the logical steps to find the solution to a problem? i pity you"
"Logic isn't fun! I like sending in more and more of me until one gets it right and watching them fail in embarrassing ways, or just messing around until something happens, because it's more interesting than doing whatever I'm doing the normal way!" She says, joining in with the breakdancing for a second before cleanly standing up.
"Logic? How very boring." The gorilla finds himself faced with three women in jester outfits. They are all, seemingly, exactly the same person, their faces covered with laughing masks. 2 of them are doing some form of breakdance. The one who is speaking is spinning a dagger on her finger.
it focuses on the one speaking. "you dont find it interesting to follow the logical steps to find the solution to a problem? i pity you"
"Logic isn't fun! I like sending in more and more of me until one gets it right and watching them fail in embarrassing ways, or just messing around until something happens, because it's more interesting than doing whatever I'm doing the normal way!" She says, joining in with the breakdancing for a second before cleaning standing up.
"you don't think there's a more efficient way to do things?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Logic? How very boring." The gorilla finds himself faced with three women in jester outfits. They are all, seemingly, exactly the same person, their faces covered with laughing masks. 2 of them are doing some form of breakdance. The one who is speaking is spinning a dagger on her finger.
it focuses on the one speaking. "you dont find it interesting to follow the logical steps to find the solution to a problem? i pity you"
"Logic isn't fun! I like sending in more and more of me until one gets it right and watching them fail in embarrassing ways, or just messing around until something happens, because it's more interesting than doing whatever I'm doing the normal way!" She says, joining in with the breakdancing for a second before cleaning standing up.
"you don't think there's a more efficient way to do things?"
"I do, but that's the boring way, you see." She suddenly disappears for 3 seconds before reappearing. "Being normal is boring so I do the things that normal people don't do so I'm not boring. Get my drift?"
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"Logic? How very boring." The gorilla finds himself faced with three women in jester outfits. They are all, seemingly, exactly the same person, their faces covered with laughing masks. 2 of them are doing some form of breakdance. The one who is speaking is spinning a dagger on her finger.
it focuses on the one speaking. "you dont find it interesting to follow the logical steps to find the solution to a problem? i pity you"
"Logic isn't fun! I like sending in more and more of me until one gets it right and watching them fail in embarrassing ways, or just messing around until something happens, because it's more interesting than doing whatever I'm doing the normal way!" She says, joining in with the breakdancing for a second before cleaning standing up.
"you don't think there's a more efficient way to do things?"
"I do, but that's the boring way, you see." She suddenly disappears for 3 seconds before reappearing. "Being normal is boring so I do the things that normal people don't do so I'm not boring. Get my drift?"
"interesting. a truly fascinating phsychology"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
{pfp by ButterknivesDEVO} "In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and robots and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and bloodhound gang and Devo and wario and bugs and sludge and grease and goblins and rogues and bards and warlocks and monks and saying and
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Poff is stuffing patches made of various fabrics into a bag.
Never is walking down the street, absentmindedly humming one of his hits.
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
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*Pyramid head. Time to get down to funny business...*
A mocking laugh echoes down the alleys. If one looks close enough, they might see the one making it: a tall woman in a jester outfit, face obscured by a laughing mask. Once you see them once, you see them everywhere, sometimes two at a time, always laughing.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
a stuffed gorilla with a human face, arms twice as long as its body, and eyes flickering like candlelight is wandering the streets
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
They note the jester running across an alley in front of them.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
it watches them pass, perhaps with some interest, perhaps not
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
About 5 seconds later, a second, exact copy of the jester runs across the same alleyway. Then, a second later, another one.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
it raises a human eyebrow. "interesting"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Out of the corner of their eye, they see a grinning mask. For a moment, there is a body attached to it, but as they turn towards it, they find it is just a mask, hanging from a jutting nail. They hear footsteps on a roof nearby.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
they take the mask, examining it "very interesting"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Why so serious?" Comes a grating female voice from behind them.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
it turns around. "I find it the most logical way to be"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Cut with Crunch*
"Logic? How very boring." The gorilla finds himself faced with three women in jester outfits. They are all, seemingly, exactly the same person, their faces covered with laughing masks. 2 of them are doing some form of breakdance. The one who is speaking is spinning a dagger on her finger.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
it focuses on the one speaking. "you dont find it interesting to follow the logical steps to find the solution to a problem? i pity you"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Logic isn't fun! I like sending in more and more of me until one gets it right and watching them fail in embarrassing ways, or just messing around until something happens, because it's more interesting than doing whatever I'm doing the normal way!" She says, joining in with the breakdancing for a second before cleanly standing up.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"you don't think there's a more efficient way to do things?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"I do, but that's the boring way, you see." She suddenly disappears for 3 seconds before reappearing. "Being normal is boring so I do the things that normal people don't do so I'm not boring. Get my drift?"
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*gtg. Have fun dudes*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"interesting. a truly fascinating phsychology"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*helloooo :>*
{pfp by ButterknivesDEVO}
"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and robots and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and bloodhound gang and Devo and wario and bugs and sludge and grease and goblins and rogues and bards and warlocks and monks and saying and
*hey Motleylleses*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Poff is stuffing patches made of various fabrics into a bag.
Never is walking down the street, absentmindedly humming one of his hits.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)