"Taxes are different, though. I pay those. I'm not afraid of the IRS, I just think it's good to support the occasional good thing the government funds."
*we have confirmation that Dr. Slopnik is a better citizen than Yoshi*
*A green dinosaur not paying taxes: What a terrible citizen! Literal domestic terrorist paying his taxes: Ah, that's fine.*
He can see a small, shadowy bug trying to hide in the corner.
'Ah, hello there.' Tom's feline pupils narrow in suspicion
The bug jumps in surprise when Tom talks to it. It tentatively waves a hand.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"Taxes are different, though. I pay those. I'm not afraid of the IRS, I just think it's good to support the occasional good thing the government funds."
*we have confirmation that Dr. Slopnik is a better citizen than Yoshi*
*A green dinosaur not paying taxes: What a terrible citizen! Literal domestic terrorist paying his taxes: Ah, that's fine.*
*I think that as long as he doesn't murder people, he's mostly just committing property damage, which I don't think is a serious crime. Then again, I live under a rock.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"Taxes are different, though. I pay those. I'm not afraid of the IRS, I just think it's good to support the occasional good thing the government funds."
*we have confirmation that Dr. Slopnik is a better citizen than Yoshi*
*A green dinosaur not paying taxes: What a terrible citizen! Literal domestic terrorist paying his taxes: Ah, that's fine.*
*I think that as long as he doesn't murder people, he's mostly just committing property damage, which I don't think is a serious crime. Then again, I live under a rock.
*Technically, his intimidation and use of force against people's property qualifies him as a terrorist, but yeah, he's not that bad.*
He can see a small, shadowy bug trying to hide in the corner.
'Ah, hello there.' Tom's feline pupils narrow in suspicion
The bug jumps in surprise when Tom talks to it. It tentatively waves a hand.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
'Rephrase? Do you think that we should all be hiding in the shadows, then? Do you disagree that intelligent beastfolk deserve the same rights as humans?' Tom retorts back, as much for the 'benefit' of the viewing patrons as anyone else.
'Muahahaha? Skulk was right, you do sound like a cartoon villain. But let's hope you're not as bad as you like to present yourself.'
"I don't think anyone should be forced to hide in the shadows, bugs and mutants included." His overlarge mouth is contorted into a grimace, and his undersized eyes twisted into a disdainful glare. "You talk a big game, but you lack the moral fiber needed to be a true supervillain. 'The great food chain?' Seriously? Do you hear yourself? Humans have always been at the top of the food chain, and anyone here knows how badly that's gone! You don't want to change the order... you just want to change your position in it."
"I can be as bad as I need to be, but as a genius, that badness level is very low. Y'all better be thankful for that, too. If I weren't as smart as I am, I would probably have done something dangerous by now under the name of 'necessity.'" He says that last word with a mocking tone.
'Rephrase? Do you think that we should all be hiding in the shadows, then? Do you disagree that intelligent beastfolk deserve the same rights as humans?' Tom retorts back, as much for the 'benefit' of the viewing patrons as anyone else.
'Muahahaha? Skulk was right, you do sound like a cartoon villain. But let's hope you're not as bad as you like to present yourself.'
"I don't think anyone should be forced to hide in the shadows, bugs and mutants included." His overlarge mouth is contorted into a grimace, and his undersized eyes twisted into a disdainful glare. "You talk a big game, but you lack the moral fiber needed to be a true supervillain. 'The great food chain?' Seriously? Do you hear yourself? Humans have always been at the top of the food chain, and anyone here knows how badly that's gone! You don't want to change the order... you just want to change your position in it."
"I can be as bad as I need to be, but as a genius, that badness level is very low. Y'all better be thankful for that, too. If I weren't as smart as I am, I would probably have done something dangerous by now under the name of 'necessity.'" He says that last word with a mocking tone.
'Change is change. I suggest we leave the nitpicking for the days when the humans are toppled. Like it or not, we're broadly on the same side. The side against the status quo'
'Well, I guess we can be thankful for that. Don't get many geniuses here these days'
"I don't think anyone should be forced to hide in the shadows, bugs and mutants included." His overlarge mouth is contorted into a grimace, and his undersized eyes twisted into a disdainful glare. "You talk a big game, but you lack the moral fiber needed to be a true supervillain. 'The great food chain?' Seriously? Do you hear yourself? Humans have always been at the top of the food chain, and anyone here knows how badly that's gone! You don't want to change the order... you just want to change your position in it."
"I can be as bad as I need to be, but as a genius, that badness level is very low. Y'all better be thankful for that, too. If I weren't as smart as I am, I would probably have done something dangerous by now under the name of 'necessity.'" He says that last word with a mocking tone.
'Change is change. I suggest we leave the nitpicking for the days when the humans are toppled. Like it or not, we're broadly on the same side. The side against the status quo'
'Well, I guess we can be thankful for that. Don't get many geniuses here these days'
"Are you an idiot?" He takes a deep breath. "Are you stupid?" He places one of his massive shoes on Tom's chest. "Do you actually think that I'd side with you after that?"
"I don't think anyone should be forced to hide in the shadows, bugs and mutants included." His overlarge mouth is contorted into a grimace, and his undersized eyes twisted into a disdainful glare. "You talk a big game, but you lack the moral fiber needed to be a true supervillain. 'The great food chain?' Seriously? Do you hear yourself? Humans have always been at the top of the food chain, and anyone here knows how badly that's gone! You don't want to change the order... you just want to change your position in it."
"I can be as bad as I need to be, but as a genius, that badness level is very low. Y'all better be thankful for that, too. If I weren't as smart as I am, I would probably have done something dangerous by now under the name of 'necessity.'" He says that last word with a mocking tone.
'Change is change. I suggest we leave the nitpicking for the days when the humans are toppled. Like it or not, we're broadly on the same side. The side against the status quo'
'Well, I guess we can be thankful for that. Don't get many geniuses here these days'
"Are you an idiot?" He takes a deep breath. "Are you stupid?" He places one of his massive shoes on Tom's chest. "Do you actually think that I'd side with you after that?"
He nods. "Well, I'd best be off."
'After what? I don't remember doing anything against you. We were talking, then you attacked me.'
"Are you an idiot?" He takes a deep breath. "Are you stupid?" He places one of his massive shoes on Tom's chest. "Do you actually think that I'd side with you after that?"
He nods. "Well, I'd best be off."
'After what? I don't remember doing anything against you. We were talking, then you attacked me.'
'See you later, and good luck'
He sighs. He gives a quick stomp to Tom's torso, then steps off. "Get out."
"Are you an idiot?" He takes a deep breath. "Are you stupid?" He places one of his massive shoes on Tom's chest. "Do you actually think that I'd side with you after that?"
He nods. "Well, I'd best be off."
'After what? I don't remember doing anything against you. We were talking, then you attacked me.'
'See you later, and good luck'
He sighs. He gives a quick stomp to Tom's torso, then steps off. "Get out."
The doctor looks over. "He's a rat, and not the good kind. An animal of the lowest order. Lunch meat."
'Ya really think so? He keeps handing out pamphlets about being the top of the food chain'
"Anyone that desperate to make a statement about their power is straining themselves. Anyone seems strong when they're doing that, but true strength is refined until it's effortless. He's insecure. And he should be."
The doctor looks over. "He's a rat, and not the good kind. An animal of the lowest order. Lunch meat."
'Ya really think so? He keeps handing out pamphlets about being the top of the food chain'
"Anyone that desperate to make a statement about their power is straining themselves. Anyone seems strong when they're doing that, but true strength is refined until it's effortless. He's insecure. And he should be."
"Anyone that desperate to make a statement about their power is straining themselves. Anyone seems strong when they're doing that, but true strength is refined until it's effortless. He's insecure. And he should be."
'Ya gonna kill him?'
He pauses, thinking. "I'm not sure. If he stirs up more trouble than he's worth, I'll split him in half."
"Anyone that desperate to make a statement about their power is straining themselves. Anyone seems strong when they're doing that, but true strength is refined until it's effortless. He's insecure. And he should be."
'Ya gonna kill him?'
He pauses, thinking. "I'm not sure. If he stirs up more trouble than he's worth, I'll split him in half."
'Nice! I mean... sure, violence is terrible and all that. He seems pretty polite to me, but in a fake way.'
He can see a small, shadowy bug trying to hide in the corner.
'Ah, hello there.' Tom's feline pupils narrow in suspicion
The bug jumps in surprise when Tom talks to it. It tentatively waves a hand.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
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*A green dinosaur not paying taxes: What a terrible citizen!
Literal domestic terrorist paying his taxes: Ah, that's fine.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The bug jumps in surprise when Tom talks to it. It tentatively waves a hand.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*I think that as long as he doesn't murder people, he's mostly just committing property damage, which I don't think is a serious crime. Then again, I live under a rock.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*Technically, his intimidation and use of force against people's property qualifies him as a terrorist, but yeah, he's not that bad.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Tom is relaxing at the bar
Skulk is trying to sell random machine parts
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Change is change. I suggest we leave the nitpicking for the days when the humans are toppled. Like it or not, we're broadly on the same side. The side against the status quo'
'Well, I guess we can be thankful for that. Don't get many geniuses here these days'
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"Are you an idiot?" He takes a deep breath. "Are you stupid?" He places one of his massive shoes on Tom's chest. "Do you actually think that I'd side with you after that?"
He nods. "Well, I'd best be off."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'After what? I don't remember doing anything against you. We were talking, then you attacked me.'
'See you later, and good luck'
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He sighs. He gives a quick stomp to Tom's torso, then steps off. "Get out."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'You'll regret this' Tom growls, before leaving
Skulk watches from the corner, wide-eyed
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The doctor looks over. "He's a rat, and not the good kind. An animal of the lowest order. Lunch meat."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Ya really think so? He keeps handing out pamphlets about being the top of the food chain'
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"Anyone that desperate to make a statement about their power is straining themselves. Anyone seems strong when they're doing that, but true strength is refined until it's effortless. He's insecure. And he should be."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Ya gonna kill him?'
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He pauses, thinking. "I'm not sure. If he stirs up more trouble than he's worth, I'll split him in half."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Nice! I mean... sure, violence is terrible and all that. He seems pretty polite to me, but in a fake way.'
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"Yeah. I don't think he cares about anyone other than himself. That on its own isn't something worth killing someone for, though."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"