He grins. "Because this entire machine is warded to keep anything from teleporting out, and is made of cold iron and slop mined from the Pink Mountains, neither of which are very kind to forest creatures. I'm the only one who can let you out, so you best get comfortable. There should be a soda machine and a mini ordering kiosk back there. Get whatever you like, it's gonna be a while." The mecha begins to walk once more. "Oh, and go ahead and threaten me as much as you like while you're here. We might as well work on your bantering skills while my Greasebots bring me legal documents."
"Or, how about you let me out, and I don't pummel you to death with my bare fists?"
"Hm. Might have worked against a different villain, but as I said, I am the only one who can let you out. While I don't doubt you can kill me, I do doubt that it will get you anywhere better than external damnation to eating sauce-less, topping-less slop burgers and drinking unflavored soda water in a nearly inescapable 10-ft sphere. Besides, I'm only gonna be here for a few hours at best. Then we'll both go our merry ways, the only changes being better textbooks and easy access to cheap food in every town within the Black Forest. While we wait, wanna hear how I came up with this trap? It's really very clever."
"Do you value your life. If you do, I suggest letting me go."
"Hm. Might have worked against a different villain, but as I said, I am the only one who can let you out. While I don't doubt you can kill me, I do doubt that it will get you anywhere better than external damnation to eating sauce-less, topping-less slop burgers and drinking unflavored soda water in a nearly inescapable 10-ft sphere. Besides, I'm only gonna be here for a few hours at best. Then we'll both go our merry ways, the only changes being better textbooks and easy access to cheap food in every town within the Black Forest. While we wait, wanna hear how I came up with this trap? It's really very clever."
"Do you value your life. If you do, I suggest letting me go."
"Were you listening to a word I said? You'd be stuck here for the rest of eternity with nothing but my rotting corpse and whatever you can order from the kiosk."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Hm. Might have worked against a different villain, but as I said, I am the only one who can let you out. While I don't doubt you can kill me, I do doubt that it will get you anywhere better than external damnation to eating sauce-less, topping-less slop burgers and drinking unflavored soda water in a nearly inescapable 10-ft sphere. Besides, I'm only gonna be here for a few hours at best. Then we'll both go our merry ways, the only changes being better textbooks and easy access to cheap food in every town within the Black Forest. While we wait, wanna hear how I came up with this trap? It's really very clever."
"Do you value your life. If you do, I suggest letting me go."
"Were you listening to a word I said? You'd be stuck here for the rest of eternity with nothing but my rotting corpse and whatever you can order from the kiosk."
"And? I would kill you even just to spite you. I don't care. Being trapped here for all eternity can't be any worse than what'll happen when I die."
"And good luck getting the gods to pay attention to me."
"I'd feel bad for the one who gets the gods to pay attention to them. Usually, that means they're mad at you, or are about to send you on some ridiculous quest."
"Yeah... probably. I mean, I'd go on a quest to cure this."
"My father told me that 'If other people don't accept your form, that's their problem. All that matters is that you're comfortable with yourself.'" She laughs dryly. "Of course, I can't really talk, since the whole reason I learned shapeshifting is so that I don't have to get attacked by others. People really aren't very trusting if your bloodline is cursed by a demon, especially if it's easily seen." Looking closer, you can see that while she can pass as human with her hood up, she is quite obviously something else. Her raven-black hair is ringed by a pair of curling horns, her eyes are a solid silver color, and her skin has a slight lavender hue.
"I-I'm sorry. But I don't accept myself. I need blood to live and I hate that... Which demon?"
"Who knows? The curse has been in my bloodline for millennia, afflicting some random person every few generations. How do you source your blood?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Were you listening to a word I said? You'd be stuck here for the rest of eternity with nothing but my rotting corpse and whatever you can order from the kiosk."
"And? I would kill you even just to spite you. I don't care. Being trapped here for all eternity can't be any worse than what'll happen when I die."
He presses a button on his dash, then falls through the floor. The hatch that dropped his chair slams shut so fast it gives him a haircut. "I'll let you out once I'm done! Ta-ta!" He hears, faintly. The doctor is then seen limping away with some of his automatons holding him up. It seems he broke his leg in the fall.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Were you listening to a word I said? You'd be stuck here for the rest of eternity with nothing but my rotting corpse and whatever you can order from the kiosk."
"And? I would kill you even just to spite you. I don't care. Being trapped here for all eternity can't be any worse than what'll happen when I die."
He presses a button on his dash, then falls through the floor. The hatch that dropped his chair slams shut so fast it gives him a haircut. "I'll let you out once I'm done! Ta-ta!" He hears, faintly. The doctor is then seen limping away with some of his automatons holding him up. It seems he broke his leg in the fall.
"... I hate you."
He starts punching at the walls to try and get out.
A bat flies through the night air, searching the streets.
it sees a woman laying down on a roof, changing the shape of the clouds
The bat lands near her, before shifting into a person, watching curiously.
she looks over, grinning widely. "and who might you be? so taken with my performance"
"The name's Evalryn. As for the magic, I just got curious. And tired of flying. Figured this'd be a good place to relax before..."
"my name is Naima" she speaks with a strange accent, and wiggles her fingers, causing the clouds to spell out her name
"Heh! Nice meeting you, Naima."
"are you here for the festival?"
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
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He presses a button on his dash, then falls through the floor. The hatch that dropped his chair slams shut so fast it gives him a haircut. "I'll let you out once I'm done! Ta-ta!" He hears, faintly. The doctor is then seen limping away with some of his automatons holding him up. It seems he broke his leg in the fall.
"... I hate you."
He starts punching at the walls to try and get out.
He quickly destroys the padded interior and gets to the cold-iron walls, which don't exactly buckle despite his awesome might. It seems they have been engineered to be nigh-indestrictuble from inside, though they probably don't have such durability from the outside.
Not that that information is very helpful at the moment. Most of the controls are fried as well. The kiosk still works, though. What a jerk.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He presses a button on his dash, then falls through the floor. The hatch that dropped his chair slams shut so fast it gives him a haircut. "I'll let you out once I'm done! Ta-ta!" He hears, faintly. The doctor is then seen limping away with some of his automatons holding him up. It seems he broke his leg in the fall.
"... I hate you."
He starts punching at the walls to try and get out.
He quickly destroys the padded interior and gets to the cold-iron walls, which don't exactly buckle despite his awesome might. It seems they have been engineered to be nigh-indestrictuble from inside, though they probably don't have such durability from the outside.
Not that that information is very helpful at the moment. Most of the controls are fried as well. The kiosk still works, though. What a jerk.
He quickly destroys the padded interior and gets to the cold-iron walls, which don't exactly buckle despite his awesome might. It seems they have been engineered to be nigh-indestrictuble from inside, though they probably don't have such durability from the outside.
Not that that information is very helpful at the moment. Most of the controls are fried as well. The kiosk still works, though. What a jerk.
He examines the Kiosk.
It's a small screen with various options for ordering food. All fast food, none of it even remotely healthy, and in some meals there is no organic material whatsoever.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He quickly destroys the padded interior and gets to the cold-iron walls, which don't exactly buckle despite his awesome might. It seems they have been engineered to be nigh-indestrictuble from inside, though they probably don't have such durability from the outside.
Not that that information is very helpful at the moment. Most of the controls are fried as well. The kiosk still works, though. What a jerk.
He examines the Kiosk.
It's a small screen with various options for ordering food. All fast food, none of it even remotely healthy, and in some meals there is no organic material whatsoever.
He repeatedly presses the button for the largest object he can find.
It's a small screen with various options for ordering food. All fast food, none of it even remotely healthy, and in some meals there is no organic material whatsoever.
He repeatedly presses the button for the largest object he can find.
He gets it the first time, but it won't produce more until he finishes his current order. There is a pop-up about food waste.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*I'd be up for it! Sorry for disappearing earlier, I fell asleep.*
Doctor Slopnik's robots are putting up posters in town, advertising his rulership over the entire forest. The mad doctor himself is in the schoolhouse, delivering brand new textbooks that are part of the new curriculum that now must be legally taught throughout every village in these woods.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Sage is sitting at the bar, even though she's obviously not old enough to drink.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
*I'd be up for it! Sorry for disappearing earlier, I fell asleep.*
Doctor Slopnik's robots are putting up posters in town, advertising his rulership over the entire forest. The mad doctor himself is in the schoolhouse, delivering brand new textbooks that are part of the new curriculum that now must be legally taught throughout every village in these woods.
*the guy from Auttum country? fun. i liked him*
one of the books flies out of his grasp, landing across the room
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Sage is sitting at the bar, even though she's obviously not old enough to drink.
Doctor Slopnik, now wearing a home-made mayoral sash over his labcoat, slams down an entire soda machine beside her. "Take your pick, young one!" He offers her a large paper cup with with a plastic lid and paper-wrapped straw.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Sage is sitting at the bar, even though she's obviously not old enough to drink.
Doctor Slopnik, now wearing a home-made mayoral sash over his labcoat, slams down an entire soda machine beside her. "Take your pick, young one!" He offers her a large paper cup with with a plastic lid and paper-wrapped straw.
She looks at the cup and its accessories with extreme disdain. "Plastic? Really, do you have any idea how bad that is for the environment? And the straw! Basically an animal murder weapon. That stuff BETTER be biodegradable, because if even one piece gets eaten by an animal, that could be its funeral. She shoves the materials back towards him.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
*I'd be up for it! Sorry for disappearing earlier, I fell asleep.*
Doctor Slopnik's robots are putting up posters in town, advertising his rulership over the entire forest. The mad doctor himself is in the schoolhouse, delivering brand new textbooks that are part of the new curriculum that now must be legally taught throughout every village in these woods.
*the guy from Auttum country? fun. i liked him*
one of the books flies out of his grasp, landing across the room
He looks at it. "Huh. Do you guys have any ghosts or something?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Doctor Slopnik, now wearing a home-made mayoral sash over his labcoat, slams down an entire soda machine beside her. "Take your pick, young one!" He offers her a large paper cup with with a plastic lid and paper-wrapped straw.
She looks at the cup and its accessories with extreme disdain. "Plastic? Really, do you have any idea how bad that is for the environment? And the straw! Basically an animal murder weapon. That stuff BETTER be biodegradable, because if even one piece gets eaten by an animal, that could be its funeral." She shoves the materials back towards him.
"Ah. A tree-hugger." He points to beside the door, where one of his Greasebots is setting up a recycling bin. "Any more complaints?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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"Do you value your life. If you do, I suggest letting me go."
"Were you listening to a word I said? You'd be stuck here for the rest of eternity with nothing but my rotting corpse and whatever you can order from the kiosk."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"And? I would kill you even just to spite you. I don't care. Being trapped here for all eternity can't be any worse than what'll happen when I die."
"Who knows? The curse has been in my bloodline for millennia, afflicting some random person every few generations. How do you source your blood?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
He presses a button on his dash, then falls through the floor. The hatch that dropped his chair slams shut so fast it gives him a haircut. "I'll let you out once I'm done! Ta-ta!" He hears, faintly. The doctor is then seen limping away with some of his automatons holding him up. It seems he broke his leg in the fall.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"... I hate you."
He starts punching at the walls to try and get out.
"are you here for the festival?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
He quickly destroys the padded interior and gets to the cold-iron walls, which don't exactly buckle despite his awesome might. It seems they have been engineered to be nigh-indestrictuble from inside, though they probably don't have such durability from the outside.
Not that that information is very helpful at the moment. Most of the controls are fried as well. The kiosk still works, though. What a jerk.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He examines the Kiosk.
It's a small screen with various options for ordering food. All fast food, none of it even remotely healthy, and in some meals there is no organic material whatsoever.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He repeatedly presses the button for the largest object he can find.
He gets it the first time, but it won't produce more until he finishes his current order. There is a pop-up about food waste.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*anyone wanna rp?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*I'd be up for it! Sorry for disappearing earlier, I fell asleep.*
Doctor Slopnik's robots are putting up posters in town, advertising his rulership over the entire forest. The mad doctor himself is in the schoolhouse, delivering brand new textbooks that are part of the new curriculum that now must be legally taught throughout every village in these woods.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Sage is sitting at the bar, even though she's obviously not old enough to drink.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
*the guy from Auttum country? fun. i liked him*
one of the books flies out of his grasp, landing across the room
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Doctor Slopnik, now wearing a home-made mayoral sash over his labcoat, slams down an entire soda machine beside her. "Take your pick, young one!" He offers her a large paper cup with with a plastic lid and paper-wrapped straw.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
She looks at the cup and its accessories with extreme disdain. "Plastic? Really, do you have any idea how bad that is for the environment? And the straw! Basically an animal murder weapon. That stuff BETTER be biodegradable, because if even one piece gets eaten by an animal, that could be its funeral. She shoves the materials back towards him.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
He looks at it. "Huh. Do you guys have any ghosts or something?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Ah. A tree-hugger." He points to beside the door, where one of his Greasebots is setting up a recycling bin. "Any more complaints?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.