Doctor Slopnik, now wearing a home-made mayoral sash over his labcoat, slams down an entire soda machine beside her. "Take your pick, young one!" He offers her a large paper cup with with a plastic lid and paper-wrapped straw.
She looks at the cup and its accessories with extreme disdain. "Plastic? Really, do you have any idea how bad that is for the environment? And the straw! Basically an animal murder weapon. That stuff BETTER be biodegradable, because if even one piece gets eaten by an animal, that could be its funeral." She shoves the materials back towards him.
"Ah. A tree-hugger." He points to beside the door, where one of his Greasebots is setting up a recycling bin. "Any more complaints?"
"WHAT did you just call me?!" Her features turn more beastial.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Ah. A tree-hugger." He points to beside the door, where one of his Greasebots is setting up a recycling bin. "Any more complaints?"
"WHAT did you just call me?!" Her features turn more beastial.
He slams his fist on the bar, cracking the wood. "I am in charge now. You will respect your new self-elected mayor, or I will have you thrown into jail."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I'd be up for it! Sorry for disappearing earlier, I fell asleep.*
Doctor Slopnik's robots are putting up posters in town, advertising his rulership over the entire forest. The mad doctor himself is in the schoolhouse, delivering brand new textbooks that are part of the new curriculum that now must be legally taught throughout every village in these woods.
*the guy from Auttum country? fun. i liked him*
one of the books flies out of his grasp, landing across the room
He looks at it. "Huh. Do you guys have any ghosts or something?"
a voice from nowhere. it sounds indignant "a ghost?"
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
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He looks at it. "Huh. Do you guys have any ghosts or something?"
a voice from nowhere. it sounds indignant "a ghost?"
"Apologies, I don't know many naturally invisible creatures. Would you be willing to correct me so I don't make that mistake again?" He looks around for any sign of the being's location.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He looks at it. "Huh. Do you guys have any ghosts or something?"
a voice from nowhere. it sounds indignant "a ghost?"
"Apologies, I don't know many naturally invisible creatures. Would you be willing to correct me so I don't make that mistake again?" He looks around for any sign of the being's location.
a woman appears, dressed in floaty, airy fabrics, and excessive rings and gold jewelry, floating slightly above the floor. "im a Marid (the folkloric one) a kind of djinn, and greatest of the creator's creatures" she gestures expansively
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Ah. A tree-hugger." He points to beside the door, where one of his Greasebots is setting up a recycling bin. "Any more complaints?"
"WHAT did you just call me?!" Her features turn more beastial.
He slams his fist on the bar, cracking the wood. "I am in charge now. You will respect your new self-elected mayor, or I will have you thrown into jail."
"Fine. Go ahead." She opens her arms, showing she has no weapon in her hands.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Apologies, I don't know many naturally invisible creatures. Would you be willing to correct me so I don't make that mistake again?" He looks around for any sign of the being's location.
a woman appears, dressed in floaty, airy fabrics, and excessive rings and gold jewelry, floating slightly above the floor. "im a Marid (the folkloric one) a kind of djinn, and greatest of the creator's creatures" she gestures expansively
"Impressive!" He golf claps. "You must have been incredibly blessed to be born as such. I don't know much about Marids, I'm afraid."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He slams his fist on the bar, cracking the wood. "I am in charge now. You will respect your new self-elected mayor, or I will have you thrown into jail."
"Fine. Go ahead." She opens her arms, showing she has no weapon in her hands.
He slowly backs off. "Really? I mean, you haven't really done much." He sits down. "I may have come off a little too strong. I was trying to scare you, not actually level a real threat. I apologize for that."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
It's a small screen with various options for ordering food. All fast food, none of it even remotely healthy, and in some meals there is no organic material whatsoever.
He repeatedly presses the button for the largest object he can find.
He gets it the first time, but it won't produce more until he finishes his current order. There is a pop-up about food waste.
He slams his fist on the bar, cracking the wood. "I am in charge now. You will respect your new self-elected mayor, or I will have you thrown into jail."
"Fine. Go ahead." She opens her arms, showing she has no weapon in her hands.
He slowly backs off. "Really? I mean, you haven't really done much." He sits down. "I may have come off a little too strong. I was trying to scare you, not actually level a real threat. I apologize for that."
"You can apologize for calling me a treehugger, and then we'll be even."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Sage is sitting at the bar, even though she's obviously not old enough to drink.
A bat flies through the open window, sitting on a stool, transforming into Evalryn.
"Oh, hey. Did you manage to find that eye of newt and the powdered hen's teeth?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Sage is sitting at the bar, even though she's obviously not old enough to drink.
A bat flies through the open window, sitting on a stool, transforming into Evalryn.
"Oh, hey. Did you manage to find that eye of newt and the powdered hen's teeth?"
"Why yes I did! Here you go."
She hands over a powder in a glass jar, and a bloody newt eye.
"I didn't have any eye of newt on hand, so I had to go and collect some. Apologies for the blood. Didn't want to risk damaging it bye cleaning it off."
"Apologies, I don't know many naturally invisible creatures. Would you be willing to correct me so I don't make that mistake again?" He looks around for any sign of the being's location.
a woman appears, dressed in floaty, airy fabrics, and excessive rings and gold jewelry, floating slightly above the floor. "im a Marid (the folkloric one) a kind of djinn, and greatest of the creator's creatures" she gestures expansively
"Impressive!" He golf claps. "You must have been incredibly blessed to be born as such. I don't know much about Marids, I'm afraid."
"most of my people are far southeast of here. we're the spirits of oases and rain"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Sage is sitting at the bar, even though she's obviously not old enough to drink.
A bat flies through the open window, sitting on a stool, transforming into Evalryn.
"Oh, hey. Did you manage to find that eye of newt and the powdered hen's teeth?"
"Why yes I did! Here you go."
She hands over a powder in a glass jar, and a bloody newt eye.
"I didn't have any eye of newt on hand, so I had to go and collect some. Apologies for the blood. Didn't want to risk damaging it bye cleaning it off."
She facepalms. "Oh, [GP]. I forgot to tell you that it needs to be pickled. Do you have a way to accelerate time?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"WHAT did you just call me?!" Her features turn more beastial.
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#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
He slams his fist on the bar, cracking the wood. "I am in charge now. You will respect your new self-elected mayor, or I will have you thrown into jail."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
a voice from nowhere. it sounds indignant "a ghost?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Apologies, I don't know many naturally invisible creatures. Would you be willing to correct me so I don't make that mistake again?" He looks around for any sign of the being's location.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
a woman appears, dressed in floaty, airy fabrics, and excessive rings and gold jewelry, floating slightly above the floor. "im a Marid (the folkloric one) a kind of djinn, and greatest of the creator's creatures" she gestures expansively
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Fine. Go ahead." She opens her arms, showing she has no weapon in her hands.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
"Impressive!" He golf claps. "You must have been incredibly blessed to be born as such. I don't know much about Marids, I'm afraid."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He slowly backs off. "Really? I mean, you haven't really done much." He sits down. "I may have come off a little too strong. I was trying to scare you, not actually level a real threat. I apologize for that."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*gtg, night!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He throws it at the wall.
A bat flies through the open window, sitting on a stool, transforming into Evalryn.
*Sure!*
*Goodnight!*
"You can apologize for calling me a treehugger, and then we'll be even."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
"Oh, hey. Did you manage to find that eye of newt and the powdered hen's teeth?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
"Why yes I did! Here you go."
She hands over a powder in a glass jar, and a bloody newt eye.
"I didn't have any eye of newt on hand, so I had to go and collect some. Apologies for the blood. Didn't want to risk damaging it bye cleaning it off."
"most of my people are far southeast of here. we're the spirits of oases and rain"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Naima is flying around the sky
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
She facepalms. "Oh, [GP]. I forgot to tell you that it needs to be pickled. Do you have a way to accelerate time?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
A small cat in a wizard robe and hat is also floating in the sky.