He pauses his writing. "Huh. I can't disagree. I guess I meant swear words. I hadn't considered the fact that you were a witch." He sighs. "So, what's the problem?"
"... Right! Yeah. Ahem. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TAKING OVER OUR TOWN LIKE THIS?! WHY, IF I HAD ANY SAY, THEN WE WOULD BE BUSY FIGTING YOU OFF AND RIPPING OFF YOUR LIMBS TO FEED OUR NEW WITCHES WITH! THAT'S WHAT WE USUALY DO WITH RAIDERS LIKE YOU! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!"
"I have not hurt anyone, placed anyone in jail, or taken anything. I don't think I qualify as a raider. Terrorist, maybe. As for who I think I am..." He stands up to his full height, 8' 2", and places a massive foot on the desk before leaning forward. "I AM EVIL DOCTOR EDGARRRRR SLOPNIK! I am a genius of unforrrrseen prrrroportions!" He cackles, then pulls the axe out of the floor. "And I plan on leaving in a couple hours. I didn't come here to keep the town under my thumb. I'm here to make sure I can establish the amenities needed to build my, well, establishment."
"... no... they would run... they would hide... like the cowards they are... they would trust you, though..."
"I'm... I'll be leaving now."
"... what is it you want... I can offer it to you..."
"To leave."
"... I can offer you riches beyond your wildest dream... BRING THEM TO ME...."
"You're creeping me out..."
"... Ugh. Fine, your loss, idiot. All I wanna do is just find those dumb idiots again... Oh well."
The claws retract, and thier voice looses the gravelly tone, instead becoming much lighter.
"Where do you think they are?"
"Ehhh.. I dunno. Just that the Teacher told me one of it's pupils was here, and I mean, as far as I know, Evalryns the only one learning from the Teacher, and that this town just seems like the kinda place Yvalrun would enjoy. That is, if he doesn't get stuck in a big ol' mechanical trap again. That's never fun for anyone involved."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"... no... they would run... they would hide... like the cowards they are... they would trust you, though..."
"I'm... I'll be leaving now."
"... what is it you want... I can offer it to you..."
"To leave."
"... I can offer you riches beyond your wildest dream... BRING THEM TO ME...."
"You're creeping me out..."
"... Ugh. Fine, your loss, idiot. All I wanna do is just find those dumb idiots again... Oh well."
The claws retract, and thier voice looses the gravelly tone, instead becoming much lighter.
"Where do you think they are?"
"Ehhh.. I dunno. Just that the Teacher told me one of it's pupils was here, and I mean, as far as I know, Evalryns the only one learning from the Teacher, and that this town just seems like the kinda place Yvalrun would enjoy. That is, if he doesn't get stuck in a big ol' mechanical trap again. That's never fun for anyone involved."
"O-oh."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
He stops. He turns his head to look at Talon. "Hm. I could force them to be good. It'd be difficult, but I'm confident I could get it done. I'm not here to ruin the rule of law, just to make it possible for me to build here. I've been denied access to basic infrastructure multiple times, which I think is offensive. Admittedly, this town lacks that infrastructure, but that's no excuse! Anyway, I'm trying to help. In a world of evil, the most villainous thing to do is good."
"Erm, alright. What will the council think about this?"
"Don't know, don't care. If they want to stop me, they're welcome to try." He sits back down at the desk, uncrumples his hat, and continues writing.
He stops. He turns his head to look at Talon. "Hm. I could force them to be good. It'd be difficult, but I'm confident I could get it done. I'm not here to ruin the rule of law, just to make it possible for me to build here. I've been denied access to basic infrastructure multiple times, which I think is offensive. Admittedly, this town lacks that infrastructure, but that's no excuse! Anyway, I'm trying to help. In a world of evil, the most villainous thing to do is good."
"Erm, alright. What will the council think about this?"
"Don't know, don't care. If they want to stop me, they're welcome to try." He sits back down at the desk, uncrumples his hat, and continues writing.
"Uh... You do realize they'll probably throw you in jail?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
He pauses his writing. "Huh. I can't disagree. I guess I meant swear words. I hadn't considered the fact that you were a witch." He sighs. "So, what's the problem?"
"... Right! Yeah. Ahem. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TAKING OVER OUR TOWN LIKE THIS?! WHY, IF I HAD ANY SAY, THEN WE WOULD BE BUSY FIGTING YOU OFF AND RIPPING OFF YOUR LIMBS TO FEED OUR NEW WITCHES WITH! THAT'S WHAT WE USUALY DO WITH RAIDERS LIKE YOU! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!"
"I have not hurt anyone, placed anyone in jail, or taken anything. I don't think I qualify as a raider. Terrorist, maybe. As for who I think I am..." He stands up to his full height, 8' 2", and places a massive foot on the desk before leaning forward. "I AM EVIL DOCTOR EDGARRRRR SLOPNIK! I am a genius of unforrrrseen prrrroportions!" He cackles, then pulls the axe out of the floor. "And I plan on leaving in a couple hours. I didn't come here to keep the town under my thumb. I'm here to make sure I can establish the amenities needed to build my, well, establishment."
A glowing blue cat paw materializes Infront of the Doctor, and boops his nose.
"I don't care. Please leave."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"... no... they would run... they would hide... like the cowards they are... they would trust you, though..."
"I'm... I'll be leaving now."
"... what is it you want... I can offer it to you..."
"To leave."
"... I can offer you riches beyond your wildest dream... BRING THEM TO ME...."
"You're creeping me out..."
"... Ugh. Fine, your loss, idiot. All I wanna do is just find those dumb idiots again... Oh well."
The claws retract, and thier voice looses the gravelly tone, instead becoming much lighter.
"Where do you think they are?"
"Ehhh.. I dunno. Just that the Teacher told me one of it's pupils was here, and I mean, as far as I know, Evalryns the only one learning from the Teacher, and that this town just seems like the kinda place Yvalrun would enjoy. That is, if he doesn't get stuck in a big ol' mechanical trap again. That's never fun for anyone involved."
"O-oh."
"What? Was it something I said?"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"I have not hurt anyone, placed anyone in jail, or taken anything. I don't think I qualify as a raider. Terrorist, maybe. As for who I think I am..." He stands up to his full height, 8' 2", and places a massive foot on the desk before leaning forward. "I AM EVIL DOCTOR EDGARRRRR SLOPNIK! I am a genius of unforrrrseen prrrroportions!" He cackles, then pulls the axe out of the floor. "And I plan on leaving in a couple hours. I didn't come here to keep the town under my thumb. I'm here to make sure I can establish the amenities needed to build my, well, establishment."
A glowing blue cat paw materializes Infront of the Doctor, and boops his nose.
"I don't care. Please leave."
He pats the cat on the head. "In a couple hours, alright? I just need to finish this real quick and move my forces out of the town. Maybe next week you'll put up some more resistance."
"... no... they would run... they would hide... like the cowards they are... they would trust you, though..."
"I'm... I'll be leaving now."
"... what is it you want... I can offer it to you..."
"To leave."
"... I can offer you riches beyond your wildest dream... BRING THEM TO ME...."
"You're creeping me out..."
"... Ugh. Fine, your loss, idiot. All I wanna do is just find those dumb idiots again... Oh well."
The claws retract, and thier voice looses the gravelly tone, instead becoming much lighter.
"Where do you think they are?"
"Ehhh.. I dunno. Just that the Teacher told me one of it's pupils was here, and I mean, as far as I know, Evalryns the only one learning from the Teacher, and that this town just seems like the kinda place Yvalrun would enjoy. That is, if he doesn't get stuck in a big ol' mechanical trap again. That's never fun for anyone involved."
"O-oh."
"What? Was it something I said?"
"No, this is just a lot."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
"I have not hurt anyone, placed anyone in jail, or taken anything. I don't think I qualify as a raider. Terrorist, maybe. As for who I think I am..." He stands up to his full height, 8' 2", and places a massive foot on the desk before leaning forward. "I AM EVIL DOCTOR EDGARRRRR SLOPNIK! I am a genius of unforrrrseen prrrroportions!" He cackles, then pulls the axe out of the floor. "And I plan on leaving in a couple hours. I didn't come here to keep the town under my thumb. I'm here to make sure I can establish the amenities needed to build my, well, establishment."
A glowing blue cat paw materializes Infront of the Doctor, and boops his nose.
"I don't care. Please leave."
He pats the cat on the head. "In a couple hours, alright? I just need to finish this real quick and move my forces out of the town. Maybe next week you'll put up some more resistance."
The cat rubs his paws together excitedly.
"Oooh! Does this mean I get to make a meteor fall on you? Does it? Does it? Can I? Can I? PLEEEEEAAASE?"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"... no... they would run... they would hide... like the cowards they are... they would trust you, though..."
"I'm... I'll be leaving now."
"... what is it you want... I can offer it to you..."
"To leave."
"... I can offer you riches beyond your wildest dream... BRING THEM TO ME...."
"You're creeping me out..."
"... Ugh. Fine, your loss, idiot. All I wanna do is just find those dumb idiots again... Oh well."
The claws retract, and thier voice looses the gravelly tone, instead becoming much lighter.
"Where do you think they are?"
"Ehhh.. I dunno. Just that the Teacher told me one of it's pupils was here, and I mean, as far as I know, Evalryns the only one learning from the Teacher, and that this town just seems like the kinda place Yvalrun would enjoy. That is, if he doesn't get stuck in a big ol' mechanical trap again. That's never fun for anyone involved."
"O-oh."
"What? Was it something I said?"
"No, this is just a lot."
"Ah. Okay."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"I have an army of Greasebots and several slop-fuelled mechas. I'll get out."
"Greasebots?"
"Constructs. Steel exoskeleton, slop for insides. They're kind of like flesh golems, but cheaper and harder to disable." He puts down his pen. "Anyway, my term as mayor is over." He takes off his sash and drops it as he stands back up. "I'll be leaving now."
He pats the cat on the head. "In a couple hours, alright? I just need to finish this real quick and move my forces out of the town. Maybe next week you'll put up some more resistance."
The cat rubs his paws together excitedly.
"Oooh! Does this mean I get to make a meteor fall on you? Does it? Does it? Can I? Can I? PLEEEEEAAASE?"
"When I come back, you are welcome to do whatever you want. Fireballs, meteors, plagues of insects, whatever pleases you." He finishes writing. "Alright. I'm done here. My Greasebots will be setting up plumbing and electricity for my new restaurant. I'll be back when I have another evil plan." He sighs as he stands up. "I might not come back at all, though. You people are kind of boring."
He pats the cat on the head. "In a couple hours, alright? I just need to finish this real quick and move my forces out of the town. Maybe next week you'll put up some more resistance."
The cat rubs his paws together excitedly.
"Oooh! Does this mean I get to make a meteor fall on you? Does it? Does it? Can I? Can I? PLEEEEEAAASE?"
"When I come back, you are welcome to do whatever you want. Fireballs, meteors, plagues of insects, whatever pleases you." He finishes writing. "Alright. I'm done here. My Greasebots will be setting up plumbing and electricity for my new restaurant. I'll be back when I have another evil plan." He sighs as he stands up. "I might not come back at all, though. You people are kind of boring."
"Good! Then don't come back! ... Mmmm... but I really do wanna meteor strike you... Why can't I just do it now?"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
"When I come back, you are welcome to do whatever you want. Fireballs, meteors, plagues of insects, whatever pleases you." He finishes writing. "Alright. I'm done here. My Greasebots will be setting up plumbing and electricity for my new restaurant. I'll be back when I have another evil plan." He sighs as he stands up. "I might not come back at all, though. You people are kind of boring."
"Good! Then don't come back! ... Mmmm... but I really do wanna meteor strike you... Why can't I just do it now?"
"Tell you what," he replies, opening the door. "You make it interesting and I'll be back." He exits, closing the door behind him.
"When I come back, you are welcome to do whatever you want. Fireballs, meteors, plagues of insects, whatever pleases you." He finishes writing. "Alright. I'm done here. My Greasebots will be setting up plumbing and electricity for my new restaurant. I'll be back when I have another evil plan." He sighs as he stands up. "I might not come back at all, though. You people are kind of boring."
"Good! Then don't come back! ... Mmmm... but I really do wanna meteor strike you... Why can't I just do it now?"
"Tell you what," he replies, opening the door. "You make it interesting and I'll be back." He exits, closing the door behind him.
"Alright! DEAL!"
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
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"... Ugh. Fine, your loss, idiot. All I wanna do is just find those dumb idiots again... Oh well."
The claws retract, and thier voice looses the gravelly tone, instead becoming much lighter.
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Where do you think they are?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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"I have not hurt anyone, placed anyone in jail, or taken anything. I don't think I qualify as a raider. Terrorist, maybe. As for who I think I am..." He stands up to his full height, 8' 2", and places a massive foot on the desk before leaning forward. "I AM EVIL DOCTOR EDGARRRRR SLOPNIK! I am a genius of unforrrrseen prrrroportions!" He cackles, then pulls the axe out of the floor. "And I plan on leaving in a couple hours. I didn't come here to keep the town under my thumb. I'm here to make sure I can establish the amenities needed to build my, well, establishment."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Ehhh.. I dunno. Just that the Teacher told me one of it's pupils was here, and I mean, as far as I know, Evalryns the only one learning from the Teacher, and that this town just seems like the kinda place Yvalrun would enjoy. That is, if he doesn't get stuck in a big ol' mechanical trap again. That's never fun for anyone involved."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"O-oh."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Don't know, don't care. If they want to stop me, they're welcome to try." He sits back down at the desk, uncrumples his hat, and continues writing.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Uh... You do realize they'll probably throw you in jail?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
A glowing blue cat paw materializes Infront of the Doctor, and boops his nose.
"I don't care. Please leave."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"What? Was it something I said?"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"I have an army of Greasebots and several slop-fuelled mechas. I'll get out."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He pats the cat on the head. "In a couple hours, alright? I just need to finish this real quick and move my forces out of the town. Maybe next week you'll put up some more resistance."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Greasebots?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"No, this is just a lot."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
The cat rubs his paws together excitedly.
"Oooh! Does this mean I get to make a meteor fall on you? Does it? Does it? Can I? Can I? PLEEEEEAAASE?"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Ah. Okay."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Constructs. Steel exoskeleton, slop for insides. They're kind of like flesh golems, but cheaper and harder to disable." He puts down his pen. "Anyway, my term as mayor is over." He takes off his sash and drops it as he stands back up. "I'll be leaving now."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"When I come back, you are welcome to do whatever you want. Fireballs, meteors, plagues of insects, whatever pleases you." He finishes writing. "Alright. I'm done here. My Greasebots will be setting up plumbing and electricity for my new restaurant. I'll be back when I have another evil plan." He sighs as he stands up. "I might not come back at all, though. You people are kind of boring."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Good! Then don't come back! ... Mmmm... but I really do wanna meteor strike you... Why can't I just do it now?"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Tell you what," he replies, opening the door. "You make it interesting and I'll be back." He exits, closing the door behind him.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Alright! DEAL!"
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?