Fives is decapitated purposefully, and is working on adding some new machinery to their head. They are being extremely accurate, despite having their optical sensors removed.
Crag peeks over their (His? Her? Its?) shoulder, looking at the complex machinery inside their head. "Huh. How do you see what you're doing?"
*they/them is correct*
Fives doesn't move at all to indicate they're talking to Crag. "Secondary sensors all over my body. The upgraded sensors in the head will give me night vision."
"I see. but in the dark, you would be able to see with your main sensors, but not your secondary ones. wouldn't that be sort of... jarring?"
"The secondary sensors are only for short-range vision. Within 5 feet, I can see with them. Any further, they're useless." Fives finishes the upgrade and screws their head back on.
"Must be convenient, being able to change your own body for almost any need. Do changes take a while to get used to?"
Fives powers on their head. "Oh, you're standing there? I thought you were that chair. The changes can be jarring, but they're worth it."
He snickers, then extends his hand. "Crag Tagwail. You'll be participating in the games, I presume."
Fives shakes the hand. "Why else would I be here?"
"Well, every game has to have some spectators. Otherwise, why even host the games?"
If Fives had eyes, they would be rolling. "You think the heavily armored robot warrior is a spectator?"
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I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Fives is decapitated purposefully, and is working on adding some new machinery to their head. They are being extremely accurate, despite having their optical sensors removed.
Crag peeks over their (His? Her? Its?) shoulder, looking at the complex machinery inside their head. "Huh. How do you see what you're doing?"
*they/them is correct*
Fives doesn't move at all to indicate they're talking to Crag. "Secondary sensors all over my body. The upgraded sensors in the head will give me night vision."
"I see. but in the dark, you would be able to see with your main sensors, but not your secondary ones. wouldn't that be sort of... jarring?"
"The secondary sensors are only for short-range vision. Within 5 feet, I can see with them. Any further, they're useless." Fives finishes the upgrade and screws their head back on.
"Must be convenient, being able to change your own body for almost any need. Do changes take a while to get used to?"
Fives powers on their head. "Oh, you're standing there? I thought you were that chair. The changes can be jarring, but they're worth it."
He snickers, then extends his hand. "Crag Tagwail. You'll be participating in the games, I presume."
Fives shakes the hand. "Why else would I be here?"
"Well, every game has to have some spectators. Otherwise, why even host the games?"
If Fives had eyes, they would be rolling. "You think the heavily armored robot warrior is a spectator?"
"...point taken. So, have any other fun surprises up your sleeves I should know about? Any concealed weapons or somethin'?"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
“Can’t do that.” Despite her arm, she manages to swing her halberd around precisely enough to strike her opponent’s hands, making him drop his sword.
“Surely you can. Won’t is a different matter. Dying is inconvenient, though I may be a bit hypocritical. Is this a stubborn-honor sort of situation?”
“My dying will not be the problem. What they will do if I lose too often, now that is the problem I’m worried about.” She says, right before getting punched in the face and sliding 10 feet across the arena floor.
“Lose once, recover, learn, and do better in your next match.” They fold their arms. “Die here and now, you will not learn, you will grow more injured, and you will continue to lose more. Know when to stop. You will lose this fight anyways.”
“Just because I am losing does not mean I will lose. Momentum exists, but deceleration does as well.” She jumps up and tears the sleeve off her undamaged arm, creating a quick turniquet before dancing out of range of her opponent
“You will lose blood or circulation. A victory implies you are living and standing afterwards, not mutually assured destruction.”
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“Can’t do that.” Despite her arm, she manages to swing her halberd around precisely enough to strike her opponent’s hands, making him drop his sword.
“Surely you can. Won’t is a different matter. Dying is inconvenient, though I may be a bit hypocritical. Is this a stubborn-honor sort of situation?”
“My dying will not be the problem. What they will do if I lose too often, now that is the problem I’m worried about.” She says, right before getting punched in the face and sliding 10 feet across the arena floor.
“Lose once, recover, learn, and do better in your next match.” They fold their arms. “Die here and now, you will not learn, you will grow more injured, and you will continue to lose more. Know when to stop. You will lose this fight anyways.”
“Just because I am losing does not mean I will lose. Momentum exists, but deceleration does as well.” She jumps up and tears the sleeve off her undamaged arm, creating a quick turniquet before dancing out of range of her opponent
“You will lose blood or circulation. A victory implies you are living and standing afterwards, not mutually assured destruction.”
“A victory.” She grunts. “Is making the other guy fall down before you do.” She sidesteps another swing from her opponent and plants the spear of her halberd into his chest
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Quote from StereotypicalDungeonMaster>>"...point taken. So, have any other fun surprises up your sleeves I should know about? Any concealed weapons or somethin'?"
Fives shakes their head. "A magician never reveals their secrets."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Quote from StereotypicalDungeonMaster>>"...point taken. So, have any other fun surprises up your sleeves I should know about? Any concealed weapons or somethin'?"
Fives shakes their head. "A magician never reveals their secrets."
Crag sighs. "Yeah, should've expected that."
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Quote from StereotypicalDungeonMaster>>"...point taken. So, have any other fun surprises up your sleeves I should know about? Any concealed weapons or somethin'?"
Fives shakes their head. "A magician never reveals their secrets."
Crag sighs. "Yeah, should've expected that."
"I'll tell you one detail if you tell me something about your fighting style."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Immerral is on the killing floor, blazing with red-tinged light, cleaving through zombies
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Immerral is on the killing floor, blazing with red-tinged light, cleaving through zombies
Fives is sitting in the stands, partly paying attention while they work on upgrading a leg.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Immerral is on the killing floor, blazing with red-tinged light, cleaving through zombies
Fives is sitting in the stands, partly paying attention while they work on upgrading a leg.
she continues, her form losing function, devolving to big, heavy, angry attacks.
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Immerral is on the killing floor, blazing with red-tinged light, cleaving through zombies
Fives is sitting in the stands, partly paying attention while they work on upgrading a leg.
she continues, her form losing function, devolving to big, heavy, angry attacks.
Fives forgets about their leg, their (metaphorical) eyes glued to the arena.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Immerral is on the killing floor, blazing with red-tinged light, cleaving through zombies
Fives is sitting in the stands, partly paying attention while they work on upgrading a leg.
she continues, her form losing function, devolving to big, heavy, angry attacks.
Fives forgets about their leg, their (metaphorical) eyes glued to the arena.
eventually, she finishes, standing in the middle of the floor, breathing heavily. she waves
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Immerral is on the killing floor, blazing with red-tinged light, cleaving through zombies
Fives is sitting in the stands, partly paying attention while they work on upgrading a leg.
she continues, her form losing function, devolving to big, heavy, angry attacks.
Fives forgets about their leg, their (metaphorical) eyes glued to the arena.
eventually, she finishes, standing in the middle of the floor, breathing heavily. she waves
Fives waves back. "Hey! That was a... unique fighting style you were using!"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Immerral is on the killing floor, blazing with red-tinged light, cleaving through zombies
Fives is sitting in the stands, partly paying attention while they work on upgrading a leg.
she continues, her form losing function, devolving to big, heavy, angry attacks.
Fives forgets about their leg, their (metaphorical) eyes glued to the arena.
eventually, she finishes, standing in the middle of the floor, breathing heavily. she waves
Fives waves back. "Hey! That was a... unique fighting style you were using!"
"what do you mean?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“It’s so strange, I know. They’ve been acting like that ever since I blinded them.” Says Dey, walking up behind Fives and “taking a seat” next to them
"You what?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
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If Fives had eyes, they would be rolling. "You think the heavily armored robot warrior is a spectator?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"...point taken. So, have any other fun surprises up your sleeves I should know about? Any concealed weapons or somethin'?"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize
“You will lose blood or circulation. A victory implies you are living and standing afterwards, not mutually assured destruction.”
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making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“A victory.” She grunts. “Is making the other guy fall down before you do.” She sidesteps another swing from her opponent and plants the spear of her halberd into his chest
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Fives shakes their head. "A magician never reveals their secrets."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*anyone on?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*I'm totally not on*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Crag sighs. "Yeah, should've expected that."
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize
*you wanna rp?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*sure, can you intro?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"I'll tell you one detail if you tell me something about your fighting style."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
Immerral is on the killing floor, blazing with red-tinged light, cleaving through zombies
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Fives is sitting in the stands, partly paying attention while they work on upgrading a leg.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
she continues, her form losing function, devolving to big, heavy, angry attacks.
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Fives forgets about their leg, their (metaphorical) eyes glued to the arena.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
eventually, she finishes, standing in the middle of the floor, breathing heavily. she waves
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Fives waves back. "Hey! That was a... unique fighting style you were using!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“It’s so strange, I know. They’ve been acting like that ever since I blinded them.” Says Dey, walking up behind fives and “taking a seat” next to them
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"what do you mean?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"You what?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!