— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*good :) much better than last week. working on rules for the killing floor tomorrow*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“A victory.” She grunts. “Is making the other guy fall down before you do.” She sidesteps another swing from her opponent and plants the spear of her halberd into his chest
“A short-lived victory is no victory at all if even a child with a toothpick can kill you afterwards.” They fold their arms, raising an eyebrow. “Luck does not determine skill either.”
“Well I’m not a spearman in a shield wall. I’m a fighter in an arena fighting a single opponent. Another opponent isn’t going to replace this one if I win, so I don’t need to worry about any toothpick children.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*They have this awesome background feature that reduces all their ability scores in trade for additional ASIs in the future. You can't use these to take feats, or to boost an ability scores above 18.*
*Anyway, this character is a level one warlock without eldritch blast, so I'm gonna be forcing myself to start focusing on character instead of combat.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Interesting. I thought performance-enhancing items were illegal unless otherwise specified."
“Does it look like I’m competing? I don’t have them on during duels or the Floor.”
Fives shrugs. "Not my business, then. If you're spectating, I recommend betting on me."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*I find it funny how both fives and immerral can lie till the cows come home, but cant tell if the other one is lying for [GP]*
*hey, who needs to know the truth if everyone's lying?*
"Okay. Are you ready for the arenas to start?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*I find it funny how both fives and immerral can lie till the cows come home, but cant tell if the other one is lying for [GP]*
*hey, who needs to know the truth if everyone's lying?*
"Okay. Are you ready for the arenas to start?"
"absolutley. hey, do you want to train together?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*I find it funny how both fives and immerral can lie till the cows come home, but cant tell if the other one is lying for [GP]*
*hey, who needs to know the truth if everyone's lying?*
"Okay. Are you ready for the arenas to start?"
"absolutley. hey, do you want to train together?"
"What do you have in mind?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*good :) much better than last week. working on rules for the killing floor tomorrow*
*fun. looking forward to it! I may not be able to make 3, but im free on the 5-7 range, so expect me sometime around then*
*Ah, that is tomorrow, isn't it. well, yippy skippy, I guess*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*I find it funny how both fives and immerral can lie till the cows come home, but cant tell if the other one is lying for [GP]*
*hey, who needs to know the truth if everyone's lying?*
"Okay. Are you ready for the arenas to start?"
"absolutley. hey, do you want to train together?"
"What do you have in mind?"
"can you do magic? we need ranged options"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Interesting. I thought performance-enhancing items were illegal unless otherwise specified."
“Does it look like I’m competing? I don’t have them on during duels or the Floor.”
Fives shrugs. "Not my business, then. If you're spectating, I recommend betting on me."
“You think I’m here for money? Stop, you’re gonna make me laugh.”
"What ARE you here for?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*I find it funny how both fives and immerral can lie till the cows come home, but cant tell if the other one is lying for [GP]*
*hey, who needs to know the truth if everyone's lying?*
"Okay. Are you ready for the arenas to start?"
"absolutley. hey, do you want to train together?"
"What do you have in mind?"
"can you do magic? we need ranged options"
"I have a few options in my armor. The best one can reach across the entire arena."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*I find it funny how both fives and immerral can lie till the cows come home, but cant tell if the other one is lying for [GP]*
*hey, who needs to know the truth if everyone's lying?*
"Okay. Are you ready for the arenas to start?"
"absolutley. hey, do you want to train together?"
"What do you have in mind?"
"can you do magic? we need ranged options"
"I have a few options in my armor. The best one can reach across the entire arena."
"very nice. I'm limited when it comes to range, but I have a few powerful options"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“A victory.” She grunts. “Is making the other guy fall down before you do.” She sidesteps another swing from her opponent and plants the spear of her halberd into his chest
“A short-lived victory is no victory at all if even a child with a toothpick can kill you afterwards.” They fold their arms, raising an eyebrow. “Luck does not determine skill either.”
“Well I’m not a spearman in a shield wall. I’m a fighter in an arena fighting a single opponent. Another opponent isn’t going to replace this one if I win, so I don’t need to worry about any toothpick children.”
“You are going to be on the Killing Floor, yes? Consider a stray skeleton with a spear a child with a toothpick.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*good :) much better than last week. working on rules for the killing floor tomorrow*
*fun. looking forward to it! I may not be able to make 3, but im free on the 5-7 range, so expect me sometime around then*
*heard, I’ll mostly be DMing for people individually unless they seek out others on the battlefield :)*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Veigar from League of Legends, cos he's a silly little goober* *Time to make him as a character on this here thread*
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Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
*Veigar from League of Legends, cos he's a silly little goober* *Time to make him as a character on this here thread*
*hey ejo!*
*look forward to seeing it!*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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*hello!*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*how're you?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*good :) much better than last week. working on rules for the killing floor tomorrow*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Well I’m not a spearman in a shield wall. I’m a fighter in an arena fighting a single opponent. Another opponent isn’t going to replace this one if I win, so I don’t need to worry about any toothpick children.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*fun. looking forward to it! I may not be able to make 3, but im free on the 5-7 range, so expect me sometime around then*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*I'm working on a character right now.*
*They have this awesome background feature that reduces all their ability scores in trade for additional ASIs in the future. You can't use these to take feats, or to boost an ability scores above 18.*
*Anyway, this character is a level one warlock without eldritch blast, so I'm gonna be forcing myself to start focusing on character instead of combat.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Fives shrugs. "Not my business, then. If you're spectating, I recommend betting on me."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*hey, who needs to know the truth if everyone's lying?*
"Okay. Are you ready for the arenas to start?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"absolutley. hey, do you want to train together?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"What do you have in mind?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*Ah, that is tomorrow, isn't it. well, yippy skippy, I guess*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize
"can you do magic? we need ranged options"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“You think I’m here for money? Stop, you’re gonna make me laugh.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"What ARE you here for?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"I have a few options in my armor. The best one can reach across the entire arena."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"very nice. I'm limited when it comes to range, but I have a few powerful options"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“You are going to be on the Killing Floor, yes? Consider a stray skeleton with a spear a child with a toothpick.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*heard, I’ll mostly be DMing for people individually unless they seek out others on the battlefield :)*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Veigar from League of Legends, cos he's a silly little goober*
*Time to make him as a character on this here thread*
Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
*hey ejo!*
*look forward to seeing it!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life