Immerral is running laps around the floor, armor gleaming in the morning sun
A cloaked person, rather full figured (Chunky, if you will) walks up to Immerral. He pulls down his hood, revealing a masked face. "Greetings, Knight. Training for the games?"
"yes. Immerral Galanodel, paladin of Torm"
"Torm, eh? Can't say I've known 'em. Where you from?"
"oerth, yourself?"
"I come from Theros, home of the ALL MIGHTY TROMOKRATSIS!!! LONG MAY HE RULE THE SEA WITH AN IRON FIST!!!!!
So... Torm, it was? What's he like?"
"Torm is a god. the god of duty, righteousness, and loyalty"
"Hmm... Sounds like a fun guy. Think you've got a good chance of winning?"
"absolutely. are you in the contest?"
"I'm planning to claim GLORIOUS VICTORY, IN THE NAME OF THE ALL MIGHTY TROMOKRATSIS!!! LONG MAY HE RULE THE SEA WITH AN IRON FIST!!!!! I'm currently weighing the odds of that actually happening."
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*pretty good school is, boring though. How about you?*
*Good. Everyone in my family caught a cold except me.*
*hope they get better than*
*Most of them have, just in time to go to my Grandparent's house for my nan's birthday tomorrow. RP?*
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*pretty good school is, boring though. How about you?*
*Good. Everyone in my family caught a cold except me.*
*hope they get better than*
*Most of them have, just in time to go to my Grandparent's house for my nan's birthday tomorrow. RP?*
*probably not i have a little bit of work to do and just wanted to check in with people*
*K*
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Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
*we never existed. you need to wake up ejo. you need to wake u-*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*we never existed. you need to wake up ejo. you need to wake u-*
*Oh dear. A few too many minutes spent on the SCP wiki it would seem...*
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Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
*Very nice, Grandma, now let's get you back to bed*
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Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
*I've read his book. he's a special kraken*
"...interesting. there are ostensibly sea monsters on Oerth, but they haven't been seen in a long time. I haven't seen you around, have you signed up yet?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
*Very nice, Grandma, now let's get you back to bed*
*HA!*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
As you walk through the streets near the Arena, you hear a short flurry of curses in a high pitched voice. Turning down an alley, you see what is potentially the shortest creature you've ever seen. It couldn't be more than 2 feet tall, but while it looks to be closer to 4 feet at LEAST half his height is made up of his wizards hat, which he must have stole off of an Orc. He wears a long wizards robe that he must trip over twice a minute, and carries a staff which would be closer to a long wand for a normal-sized human. His face is obscured with shadows, with two glowing red orbs where his eyes must be. He is scolding a couple of creature that look like him, but carry regular human work mallets, have masked faces, no hats and sensible robes, and are somehow even shorter, only a foot tall at the largest.
Fives walks into the alley, clanking and stomping and overall just making an unreasonable amount of noise. They seem very frustrated.
The creature turns towards him, having finished scolding his minions and having heard Fives coming from about 2 blocks away. "A robot! Or something! Is it an enemy? Hey! You!" He waves his staff at Fives. the minion creatures take a few very short steps back. "Are you an enemy?"
"No. What's going on here?"
"These idiots," He jabs a finger at the minions, who cower away from him, "Misplaced my favorite spellbook! So I have to make do with this!" He waves a tiny book about the size of his hand in the air. "It has nearly half the spells and nothing more powerful than Wall of Force!"
"Do they at least know where they last put it?"
He looks at the minions who shake theirs heads and say something in a language that Fives cannot understand. "No." The little man says, the red globes of his eyes narrowing. "They don't."
"Well, I guess you have to learn more spells. Did you at least memorize the old spell book?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
*Very nice, Grandma, now let's get you back to bed*
*HA!*
*😛*
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"Some of it! I've been writing down the ones I remember as they come but so far I've only remembered 10! I used to know at least 100!" He says petulantly. Fives notices one of the minions discreetly write something in the book. It looks at Fives and makes a 'Shhh' gesture before falling back to it's original position.
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Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
*I've read his book. he's a special kraken*
"...interesting. there are ostensibly sea monsters on Oerth, but they haven't been seen in a long time. I haven't seen you around, have you signed up yet?"
*I know. I think I bought every 5e book with some kind of character options in it except wildemount.*
"No, I will soon."
*I can't access my character sheets right now, I'll do it when I get home.*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
*I've read his book. he's a special kraken*
"...interesting. there are ostensibly sea monsters on Oerth, but they haven't been seen in a long time. I haven't seen you around, have you signed up yet?"
*I know. I think I bought every 5e book with some kind of character options in it except wildemount.*
"No, I will soon."
*I can't access my character sheets right now, I'll do it when I get home.*
"do you fight alone?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
*I've read his book. he's a special kraken*
"...interesting. there are ostensibly sea monsters on Oerth, but they haven't been seen in a long time. I haven't seen you around, have you signed up yet?"
*I know. I think I bought every 5e book with some kind of character options in it except wildemount.*
"No, I will soon."
*I can't access my character sheets right now, I'll do it when I get home.*
*You should make a campaign with content sharing enabled and give us all a public link, so other people can use your stuff! A guy called BigBrainGoblin did it a while ago but all his campaigns are full.*
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Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
*I've read his book. he's a special kraken*
"...interesting. there are ostensibly sea monsters on Oerth, but they haven't been seen in a long time. I haven't seen you around, have you signed up yet?"
*I know. I think I bought every 5e book with some kind of character options in it except wildemount.*
"No, I will soon."
*I can't access my character sheets right now, I'll do it when I get home.*
"do you fight alone?"
"Thats for me to know, and you to not. MWAHAHAHA!"
He says it like it was the most devious and villainous thing he could possibly have said.
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*Oh yeah, it's supposed to start today*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
*hope they get better than*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
"who is Tromokratsis anyway? another god?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Most of them have, just in time to go to my Grandparent's house for my nan's birthday tomorrow. RP?*
Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
*probably not i have a little bit of work to do and just wanted to check in with people*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads
PM me the word avocado :P
*K*
Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
*Is everyone dead?*
Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
*we never existed. you need to wake up ejo. you need to wake u-*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Oh dear. A few too many minutes spent on the SCP wiki it would seem...*
Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
*Cut with the captain*
"Not just a god... but the RULER OF THE SEA, THE ALL POWERFUL, BEASTLY, MERCILESS MASTER OF ALL THINGS BLUE AND WET! NONE HAVE EVER WOUNDED HIM, AND NONE WILL!!! HE HAS PROVIDED ME, REYAN ZHO, THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF DEEP BLUE, THE TOOLS NESSICARRY TO DEVESTATE ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY! I WILL CLAIM VICTORY IN HIS NAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"
*He's a kraken*
Reyan breathes heavily, before sitting down, exhausted from yelling so much.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize
*Very nice, Grandma, now let's get you back to bed*
Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
*I've read his book. he's a special kraken*
"...interesting. there are ostensibly sea monsters on Oerth, but they haven't been seen in a long time. I haven't seen you around, have you signed up yet?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*HA!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Well, I guess you have to learn more spells. Did you at least memorize the old spell book?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
*😛*
Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
*Cut with DragonTamer*
"Some of it! I've been writing down the ones I remember as they come but so far I've only remembered 10! I used to know at least 100!" He says petulantly. Fives notices one of the minions discreetly write something in the book. It looks at Fives and makes a 'Shhh' gesture before falling back to it's original position.
Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
*I know. I think I bought every 5e book with some kind of character options in it except wildemount.*
"No, I will soon."
*I can't access my character sheets right now, I'll do it when I get home.*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize
"do you fight alone?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*You should make a campaign with content sharing enabled and give us all a public link, so other people can use your stuff! A guy called BigBrainGoblin did it a while ago but all his campaigns are full.*
Hey guys, It's EJODM18604 here. This is my second account since I got a new laptop and I currently cant get into my old account because age verification shenanigans.
"Thats for me to know, and you to not. MWAHAHAHA!"
He says it like it was the most devious and villainous thing he could possibly have said.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize