*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
“But I have the power to back it up. Do you?”
"yes. I'd be willing to bet we're of fairly equal power"
“Well you can’t grant wishes…”
"and you cant swing a sword with any skill"
“I believe one of those is significantly better than the other, half-elf.”
"and one is more strictly useful"
“…exactly. The wishes.”
"from what i know of magic, you can only do one wish a day, and unless worded very particularly, they're likley to cause unforseen consequences"
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Fives would roll their eyes, if they had any. "Any good ship scans each passenger to ensure there aren't any surprises."
“Barrels are a good plan B.”
"I'd need a lot of preparation and stealth for that. And I glow."
“20,000 you said?”
They shrug. "Give or take a few hundred."
“Why should I help you? I’m not saying this maliciously, just give me a reason.”
"Well, you're a wizard. You can probably summon money or something."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
“But I have the power to back it up. Do you?”
"yes. I'd be willing to bet we're of fairly equal power"
“Well you can’t grant wishes…”
"and you cant swing a sword with any skill"
“I believe one of those is significantly better than the other, half-elf.”
"and one is more strictly useful"
“…exactly. The wishes.”
"from what i know of magic, you can only do one wish a day, and unless worded very particularly, they're likley to cause unforseen consequences"
He laughs. “That’s only for dangerous wishes. There’s a hundred different things I can do completely risk free.”
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*cut with captain* ”That’s what they told you? And you believed them?”
"it makes some sort of sense. even I need to upkeep my armor sometimes, and it cant get dirty. if their armor can get dirty, and also has some complicated elements to it, so it would need more upkeep"
“They’re actually getting money for a spelljammer to ferry them across the Astral.
"so they still need money, best way to do that is the competion, the scientests are putting them under threat, so we kill them. simple"
“Good luck finding them, Miss stabby stab kill maniac.”
"hey! they're trying to do who knows what to my friend, therefore, they're evil, therefore, we kill them. that's how it works"
”[gp]ing maniac.”
"you're telling me evil goes unpunished here?"
*that is how her world works. think Conan*
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
“But I have the power to back it up. Do you?”
"yes. I'd be willing to bet we're of fairly equal power"
“Well you can’t grant wishes…”
"and you cant swing a sword with any skill"
“I believe one of those is significantly better than the other, half-elf.”
"and one is more strictly useful"
“…exactly. The wishes.”
"from what i know of magic, you can only do one wish a day, and unless worded very particularly, they're likley to cause unforseen consequences"
He laughs. “That’s only for dangerous wishes. There’s a hundred different things I can do completely risk free.”
"then why not heal yourself? unless you're not as great and powerful as you'd like me to think"
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“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
“But I have the power to back it up. Do you?”
"yes. I'd be willing to bet we're of fairly equal power"
“Well you can’t grant wishes…”
"and you cant swing a sword with any skill"
“I believe one of those is significantly better than the other, half-elf.”
"and one is more strictly useful"
“…exactly. The wishes.”
"from what i know of magic, you can only do one wish a day, and unless worded very particularly, they're likley to cause unforseen consequences"
He laughs. “That’s only for dangerous wishes. There’s a hundred different things I can do completely risk free.”
"then why not heal yourself? unless you're not as great and powerful as you'd like me to think"
*screw you*
He says an incatation, then jumps down off of his flying carpet, landing shakily on two feet. “There’s my wish for the day. Wasted to satisfy you.”
* >:3c *
she gives a golf clap with her armored hands. she seems..... unsure. her black-scelrad eyes dodge around you
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There are two men in a dark alley, staring at each other. Both seem too afraid to move. They've been like this for the past minute or so. One of them, dressed in a suit, shakily, slowly, starts to hold out a hand.
A gunshot. The man who moved falls down. The other begins to run, dropping his flintlock and booking it out of that alley as the blood pools around the other. There was no point in this. No glory, no honor, no power. This was irrational fear, fear of the other, and a life was lost because of it.
Some reddish tendrils burst from the cobblestones under the corpse. They lap up the blood and stab into the body, pulling it down into a deep, dark pit dug out under the street. Not a sewer, but simply a ditch. After a couple of minutes, the man claws his way out of the pit, but something is wrong. He's filthy, as if he had been laying on the forest floor in the rain for months without decaying. His skin looks tighter, younger, healthier despite the caked dirt and detritus. He moves in an unnatural way, as if his muscles were shifting and warping, getting used to having a skeleton. He grins and straightens his glasses, then his jacket, then walks away. As the pit closes, a skeleton in a suit can be seen, wrapped in pink roots.
“What would you say to a child who ran away from their parents?”
"I would ask them why"
“You smallbrained peasant’s daughter.”
"and you're an arrogant d*ckhead who needs to put others down to make himself feel big. what else is new?"
“But I have the power to back it up. Do you?”
"yes. I'd be willing to bet we're of fairly equal power"
“Well you can’t grant wishes…”
"and you cant swing a sword with any skill"
“I believe one of those is significantly better than the other, half-elf.”
"and one is more strictly useful"
“…exactly. The wishes.”
"from what i know of magic, you can only do one wish a day, and unless worded very particularly, they're likley to cause unforseen consequences"
He laughs. “That’s only for dangerous wishes. There’s a hundred different things I can do completely risk free.”
"then why not heal yourself? unless you're not as great and powerful as you'd like me to think"
*screw you*
He says an incatation, then jumps down off of his flying carpet, landing shakily on two feet. “There’s my wish for the day. Wasted to satisfy you.”
* >:3c *
she gives a golf clap with her armored hands. she seems..... unsure. her black-scelrad eyes dodge around you
*>:(*
”What? In disbelief?”
"......no......"
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“I believe one of those is significantly better than the other, half-elf.”
"and one is more strictly useful"
“…exactly. The wishes.”
"from what i know of magic, you can only do one wish a day, and unless worded very particularly, they're likley to cause unforseen consequences"
He laughs. “That’s only for dangerous wishes. There’s a hundred different things I can do completely risk free.”
"then why not heal yourself? unless you're not as great and powerful as you'd like me to think"
*screw you*
He says an incatation, then jumps down off of his flying carpet, landing shakily on two feet. “There’s my wish for the day. Wasted to satisfy you.”
* >:3c *
she gives a golf clap with her armored hands. she seems..... unsure. her black-scelrad eyes dodge around you
*>:(*
”What? In disbelief?”
"......no......"
“Care to share, then?”
"again with telepathy?"
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“I believe one of those is significantly better than the other, half-elf.”
"and one is more strictly useful"
“…exactly. The wishes.”
"from what i know of magic, you can only do one wish a day, and unless worded very particularly, they're likley to cause unforseen consequences"
He laughs. “That’s only for dangerous wishes. There’s a hundred different things I can do completely risk free.”
"then why not heal yourself? unless you're not as great and powerful as you'd like me to think"
*screw you*
He says an incatation, then jumps down off of his flying carpet, landing shakily on two feet. “There’s my wish for the day. Wasted to satisfy you.”
* >:3c *
she gives a golf clap with her armored hands. she seems..... unsure. her black-scelrad eyes dodge around you
*>:(*
”What? In disbelief?”
"......no......"
“Care to share, then?”
"again with telepathy?"
“Yes. Primarily to get you used to it so you don’t suspect anything when I use it to steal your secrets.”
"well now I'm onto you" her hand glows with red-tinged light as she holds it out to you.
*dispel magic at 3rd level*
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she gives a golf clap with her armored hands. she seems..... unsure. her black-scelrad eyes dodge around you
*>:(*
”What? In disbelief?”
"......no......"
“Care to share, then?”
"again with telepathy?"
“Yes. Primarily to get you used to it so you don’t suspect anything when I use it to steal your secrets.”
"well now I'm onto you" her hand glows with red-tinged light as she holds it out to you.
*dispel magic at 3rd level*
“I can just cast it again. You can’t dispel my spells forever.”
*what level was telepathy cast at?*
*also, I have a chance of cancelling your wish, I think*
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she gives a golf clap with her armored hands. she seems..... unsure. her black-scelrad eyes dodge around you
*>:(*
”What? In disbelief?”
"......no......"
“Care to share, then?”
"again with telepathy?"
“Yes. Primarily to get you used to it so you don’t suspect anything when I use it to steal your secrets.”
"well now I'm onto you" her hand glows with red-tinged light as she holds it out to you.
*dispel magic at 3rd level*
“I can just cast it again. You can’t dispel my spells forever.”
*what level was telepathy cast at?*
*also, I have a chance of cancelling your wish, I think*
*you assume he’s casting telepathy*
*nuh uh. “The basic use of this spell is to duplicate any other spell of 8th level or lower. You don't need to meet any requirements in that spell, including costly components. The spell simply takes effect.” -PHB*
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she gives a golf clap with her armored hands. she seems..... unsure. her black-scelrad eyes dodge around you
*>:(*
”What? In disbelief?”
"......no......"
“Care to share, then?”
"again with telepathy?"
“Yes. Primarily to get you used to it so you don’t suspect anything when I use it to steal your secrets.”
"well now I'm onto you" her hand glows with red-tinged light as she holds it out to you.
*dispel magic at 3rd level*
“I can just cast it again. You can’t dispel my spells forever.”
*what level was telepathy cast at?*
*also, I have a chance of cancelling your wish, I think*
*you assume he’s casting telepathy*
*nuh uh. “The basic use of this spell is to duplicate any other spell of 8th level or lower. You don't need to meet any requirements in that spell, including costly components. The spell simply takes effect.” -PHB*
*Choose one creature, object, or magical effect within range. Any spell of 3rd level or lower on the target ends. For each spell of 4th level or higher on the target, make an ability check using your spellcasting ability. The DC equals 10 + the spell's level. On a successful check, the spell ends*
*its a DC 19 charisma check, but I can do it. wish is a spell, as is whatever spell you were duplicating*
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she gives a golf clap with her armored hands. she seems..... unsure. her black-scelrad eyes dodge around you
*>:(*
”What? In disbelief?”
"......no......"
“Care to share, then?”
"again with telepathy?"
“Yes. Primarily to get you used to it so you don’t suspect anything when I use it to steal your secrets.”
"well now I'm onto you" her hand glows with red-tinged light as she holds it out to you.
*dispel magic at 3rd level*
“I can just cast it again. You can’t dispel my spells forever.”
*what level was telepathy cast at?*
*also, I have a chance of cancelling your wish, I think*
*you assume he’s casting telepathy*
*nuh uh. “The basic use of this spell is to duplicate any other spell of 8th level or lower. You don't need to meet any requirements in that spell, including costly components. The spell simply takes effect.” -PHB*
*Choose one creature, object, or magical effect within range. Any spell of 3rd level or lower on the target ends. For each spell of 4th level or higher on the target, make an ability check using your spellcasting ability. The DC equals 10 + the spell's level. On a successful check, the spell ends*
*its a DC 19 charisma check, but I can do it. wish is a spell, as is whatever spell you were duplicating*
*both wish and the spell i imitated with it are instantaneous, so unless you go back in time to say that you do that right away, you really can’t*
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I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
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"from what i know of magic, you can only do one wish a day, and unless worded very particularly, they're likley to cause unforseen consequences"
Pronouns: Any/All
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Well, you're a wizard. You can probably summon money or something."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
He laughs. “That’s only for dangerous wishes. There’s a hundred different things I can do completely risk free.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"then why not heal yourself? unless you're not as great and powerful as you'd like me to think"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*do you, as the player, want him to solve all of your problems*
”True. But why should I? Especially for someone who once conspired against me.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*screw you*
He says an incatation, then jumps down off of his flying carpet, landing shakily on two feet. “There’s my wish for the day. Wasted to satisfy you.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
* >:3c *
she gives a golf clap with her armored hands. she seems..... unsure. her black-scelrad eyes dodge around you
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Potato man riseth*
There are two men in a dark alley, staring at each other. Both seem too afraid to move. They've been like this for the past minute or so. One of them, dressed in a suit, shakily, slowly, starts to hold out a hand.
A gunshot. The man who moved falls down. The other begins to run, dropping his flintlock and booking it out of that alley as the blood pools around the other. There was no point in this. No glory, no honor, no power. This was irrational fear, fear of the other, and a life was lost because of it.
Some reddish tendrils burst from the cobblestones under the corpse. They lap up the blood and stab into the body, pulling it down into a deep, dark pit dug out under the street. Not a sewer, but simply a ditch. After a couple of minutes, the man claws his way out of the pit, but something is wrong. He's filthy, as if he had been laying on the forest floor in the rain for months without decaying. His skin looks tighter, younger, healthier despite the caked dirt and detritus. He moves in an unnatural way, as if his muscles were shifting and warping, getting used to having a skeleton. He grins and straightens his glasses, then his jacket, then walks away. As the pit closes, a skeleton in a suit can be seen, wrapped in pink roots.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
*>:(*
”What? In disbelief?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
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"......no......"
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“Care to share, then?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
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My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"again with telepathy?"
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“Yes. Primarily to get you used to it so you don’t suspect anything when I use it to steal your secrets.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"well now I'm onto you" her hand glows with red-tinged light as she holds it out to you.
*dispel magic at 3rd level*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I can just cast it again. You can’t dispel my spells forever.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*what level was telepathy cast at?*
*also, I have a chance of cancelling your wish, I think*
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*you assume he’s casting telepathy*
*nuh uh. “The basic use of this spell is to duplicate any other spell of 8th level or lower. You don't need to meet any requirements in that spell, including costly components. The spell simply takes effect.” -PHB*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Choose one creature, object, or magical effect within range. Any spell of 3rd level or lower on the target ends. For each spell of 4th level or higher on the target, make an ability check using your spellcasting ability. The DC equals 10 + the spell's level. On a successful check, the spell ends*
*its a DC 19 charisma check, but I can do it. wish is a spell, as is whatever spell you were duplicating*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Potato man...*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
*both wish and the spell i imitated with it are instantaneous, so unless you go back in time to say that you do that right away, you really can’t*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor