Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Fives watches from the stands. They're trying to see if they can get any money from betting.
She’s fighting hard, executing complex manuvers to drive her opponent back and put herself in a more advantageous position *who’s fives betting on?*
*prolly Kaia*
Both sides fight hard, but eventually Kaia lands a decisive hit after parrying an attack with her sleeved arm, and her opponent surrenders. “That’s Kaia Snow for you folks! No armor, no spells, no problem!”
Fives applauds, a sound of screeching and clanking metal on metal.
Other patrons shy away, but a tiefling in a colorful jacket approaches them confidently. “She’s impressive isn’t she. Best in tier four.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Fives watches from the stands. They're trying to see if they can get any money from betting.
She’s fighting hard, executing complex manuvers to drive her opponent back and put herself in a more advantageous position *who’s fives betting on?*
*prolly Kaia*
Both sides fight hard, but eventually Kaia lands a decisive hit after parrying an attack with her sleeved arm, and her opponent surrenders. “That’s Kaia Snow for you folks! No armor, no spells, no problem!”
Fives applauds, a sound of screeching and clanking metal on metal.
Other patrons shy away, but a tiefling in a colorful jacket approaches them confidently. “She’s impressive isn’t she. Best in tier four.”
"I bet I could beat her."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Fives watches from the stands. They're trying to see if they can get any money from betting.
She’s fighting hard, executing complex manuvers to drive her opponent back and put herself in a more advantageous position *who’s fives betting on?*
*prolly Kaia*
Both sides fight hard, but eventually Kaia lands a decisive hit after parrying an attack with her sleeved arm, and her opponent surrenders. “That’s Kaia Snow for you folks! No armor, no spells, no problem!”
Fives applauds, a sound of screeching and clanking metal on metal.
Other patrons shy away, but a tiefling in a colorful jacket approaches them confidently. “She’s impressive isn’t she. Best in tier four.”
"I bet I could beat her."
“I’m certain you could. That’s why I said ‘in tier four’.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Fives watches from the stands. They're trying to see if they can get any money from betting.
She’s fighting hard, executing complex manuvers to drive her opponent back and put herself in a more advantageous position *who’s fives betting on?*
*prolly Kaia*
Both sides fight hard, but eventually Kaia lands a decisive hit after parrying an attack with her sleeved arm, and her opponent surrenders. “That’s Kaia Snow for you folks! No armor, no spells, no problem!”
Fives applauds, a sound of screeching and clanking metal on metal.
Other patrons shy away, but a tiefling in a colorful jacket approaches them confidently. “She’s impressive isn’t she. Best in tier four.”
"I bet I could beat her."
“I’m certain you could. That’s why I said ‘in tier four’.”
*wait I thought tier 4 was the highest*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Fives watches from the stands. They're trying to see if they can get any money from betting.
She’s fighting hard, executing complex manuvers to drive her opponent back and put herself in a more advantageous position *who’s fives betting on?*
*prolly Kaia*
Both sides fight hard, but eventually Kaia lands a decisive hit after parrying an attack with her sleeved arm, and her opponent surrenders. “That’s Kaia Snow for you folks! No armor, no spells, no problem!”
Fives applauds, a sound of screeching and clanking metal on metal.
Other patrons shy away, but a tiefling in a colorful jacket approaches them confidently. “She’s impressive isn’t she. Best in tier four.”
"I bet I could beat her."
“I’m certain you could. That’s why I said ‘in tier four’.”
*wait I thought tier 4 was the highest*
*._. Read the OP*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
Dey is going around to shops, trying to sell his magic carpet *if you didnt hear his legs are healed now*
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Reyan watches him from a distance, seemingly sizing him up.
He steps out of Reyan’s view for a second, and is suddenly behind him. “Can I help you?”
Reyan screams like a little girl and whips around. once he notices it's Dey, he regains his composure. "Yes, actually. you're selling a flying carpet?"
“I am, actually. Don’t need it anymore.”
"Well, I may be interested in buying. About how fast is it? Does it get good mileage? What's it's carrying capacity? Does it handle clouds well? Is it waterproof?" He's acting like a huge nerd, and is clearly excited.
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Fives watches from the stands. They're trying to see if they can get any money from betting.
She’s fighting hard, executing complex manuvers to drive her opponent back and put herself in a more advantageous position *who’s fives betting on?*
*prolly Kaia*
Both sides fight hard, but eventually Kaia lands a decisive hit after parrying an attack with her sleeved arm, and her opponent surrenders. “That’s Kaia Snow for you folks! No armor, no spells, no problem!”
Fives applauds, a sound of screeching and clanking metal on metal.
Other patrons shy away, but a tiefling in a colorful jacket approaches them confidently. “She’s impressive isn’t she. Best in tier four.”
"I believe it."
*retconning because I was dumb*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Dey is going around to shops, trying to sell his magic carpet *if you didnt hear his legs are healed now*
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Reyan watches him from a distance, seemingly sizing him up.
He steps out of Reyan’s view for a second, and is suddenly behind him. “Can I help you?”
Reyan screams like a little girl and whips around. once he notices it's Dey, he regains his composure. "Yes, actually. you're selling a flying carpet?"
“I am, actually. Don’t need it anymore.”
"Well, I may be interested in buying. About how fast is it? Does it get good mileage? What's it's carrying capacity? Does it handle clouds well? Is it waterproof?" He's acting like a huge nerd, and is clearly excited.
“About 41 miles an hour, and around 800 pounds.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Fives watches from the stands. They're trying to see if they can get any money from betting.
She’s fighting hard, executing complex manuvers to drive her opponent back and put herself in a more advantageous position *who’s fives betting on?*
*prolly Kaia*
Both sides fight hard, but eventually Kaia lands a decisive hit after parrying an attack with her sleeved arm, and her opponent surrenders. “That’s Kaia Snow for you folks! No armor, no spells, no problem!”
Fives applauds, a sound of screeching and clanking metal on metal.
Other patrons shy away, but a tiefling in a colorful jacket approaches them confidently. “She’s impressive isn’t she. Best in tier four.”
"I believe it."
*retconning because I was dumb*
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong* ”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong* ”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
"What background?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong* ”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
"What background?"
“Her daughter died in a tragic accident. Now she fights to raise money to revive her.”
"Really? Don't you have enough money to help her? You look like you do."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Immerral is training, dismembering a dummy in the arena
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong* ”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
"What background?"
“Her daughter died in a tragic accident. Now she fights to raise money to revive her.”
"Really? Don't you have enough money to help her? You look like you do."
“I manage her funds.”
Fives is sounding more skeptical. "But don't you only need 1,000 gold to buy a diamond for resurrection?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong* ”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
"What background?"
“Her daughter died in a tragic accident. Now she fights to raise money to revive her.”
"Really? Don't you have enough money to help her? You look like you do."
“I manage her funds.”
Fives is sounding more skeptical. "But don't you only need 1,000 gold to buy a diamond for resurrection?"
“Do none of you tier one fighters have any idea of what things cost?”
"I've met wizards. I know that you need a diamond worth 1,000 gold to cast a resurrection spell. There is no way she hasn't gained enough gold for that by now. I've seen how much people are betting on her. So tell me, what do things cost?" Fives voice has lowered an octave, no longer sounding cheery or even complacent.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong* ”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
"What background?"
“Her daughter died in a tragic accident. Now she fights to raise money to revive her.”
"Really? Don't you have enough money to help her? You look like you do."
“I manage her funds.”
Fives is sounding more skeptical. "But don't you only need 1,000 gold to buy a diamond for resurrection?"
“Do none of you tier one fighters have any idea of what things cost?”
"I've met wizards. I know that you need a diamond worth 1,000 gold to cast a resurrection spell. There is no way she hasn't gained enough gold for that by now. I've seen how much people are betting on her. So tell me, what do things cost?" Fives voice has lowered an octave, no longer sounding cheery or even complacent.
“Find me. A wizard that can cast that spell. And won’t ask. For payment. Find me. A way to make 100% profit. And not pay. For food. Or housing. Or clothing. Or gear maintenance. The average person in this city makes 1 gold a day. Not everyone can plunder a dragon’s hoard for a million gold biweekly.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
Immerral is training, cleaving through a target dummy. in her head, she imagines the dummy is dey, standing.
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong* ”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
"What background?"
“Her daughter died in a tragic accident. Now she fights to raise money to revive her.”
"Really? Don't you have enough money to help her? You look like you do."
“I manage her funds.”
Fives is sounding more skeptical. "But don't you only need 1,000 gold to buy a diamond for resurrection?"
“Do none of you tier one fighters have any idea of what things cost?”
"I've met wizards. I know that you need a diamond worth 1,000 gold to cast a resurrection spell. There is no way she hasn't gained enough gold for that by now. I've seen how much people are betting on her. So tell me, what do things cost?" Fives voice has lowered an octave, no longer sounding cheery or even complacent.
“Find me. A wizard that can cast that spell. And won’t ask. For payment. Find me. A way to make 100% profit. And not pay. For food. Or housing. Or clothing. Or gear maintenance. The average person in this city makes 1 gold a day. Not everyone can plunder a dragon’s hoard for a million gold biweekly.”
"I noticed that you didn't mention what all of the fancy clothes and jewels you have cost." Fives picks up a rock on the ground and crushes it to powder.
*Intimidation: 25*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
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Other patrons shy away, but a tiefling in a colorful jacket approaches them confidently. “She’s impressive isn’t she. Best in tier four.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I bet I could beat her."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
“I’m certain you could. That’s why I said ‘in tier four’.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*wait I thought tier 4 was the highest*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
*._. Read the OP*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Well, I may be interested in buying. About how fast is it? Does it get good mileage? What's it's carrying capacity? Does it handle clouds well? Is it waterproof?" He's acting like a huge nerd, and is clearly excited.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
"I believe it."
*retconning because I was dumb*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
“About 41 miles an hour, and around 800 pounds.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong*
”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"What background?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
“Her daughter died in a tragic accident. Now she fights to raise money to revive her.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Really? Don't you have enough money to help her? You look like you do."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
“I manage her funds.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Immerral is training, dismembering a dummy in the arena
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Fives is sounding more skeptical. "But don't you only need 1,000 gold to buy a diamond for resurrection?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
“Do none of you tier one fighters have any idea of what things cost?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I've met wizards. I know that you need a diamond worth 1,000 gold to cast a resurrection spell. There is no way she hasn't gained enough gold for that by now. I've seen how much people are betting on her. So tell me, what do things cost?" Fives voice has lowered an octave, no longer sounding cheery or even complacent.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
“Find me. A wizard that can cast that spell. And won’t ask. For payment. Find me. A way to make 100% profit. And not pay. For food. Or housing. Or clothing. Or gear maintenance. The average person in this city makes 1 gold a day. Not everyone can plunder a dragon’s hoard for a million gold biweekly.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Immerral is training, cleaving through a target dummy. in her head, she imagines the dummy is dey, standing.
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"I noticed that you didn't mention what all of the fancy clothes and jewels you have cost." Fives picks up a rock on the ground and crushes it to powder.
*Intimidation: 25*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.