Dey is going around to shops, trying to sell his magic carpet *if you didnt hear his legs are healed now*
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Reyan watches him from a distance, seemingly sizing him up.
He steps out of Reyan’s view for a second, and is suddenly behind him. “Can I help you?”
Reyan screams like a little girl and whips around. once he notices it's Dey, he regains his composure. "Yes, actually. you're selling a flying carpet?"
“I am, actually. Don’t need it anymore.”
"Well, I may be interested in buying. About how fast is it? Does it get good mileage? What's it's carrying capacity? Does it handle clouds well? Is it waterproof?" He's acting like a huge nerd, and is clearly excited.
“About 41 miles an hour, and around 800 pounds.”
"Mmm... Mmm? Mmm." He's carefully inspecting it. "How much?"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Reyan is preaching his religion in the tavern, handing out pamphlets showcasing the good parts of his religion, such as talking to fish.
Crag is fiddling with his weapons in the arena, taking a few shots at a target before continuing to adjust it.
immerral is cleaving through a dummy with her sword
Crag glances over to Immerral, and chuckles. "I pity you. you are skilled, of course, but lack the proper equipment to win."
"do tell"
"Well, you lack much range, from what i've seen, and a good way to attack flying creatures. What are you gonna do when Mr. Magic Carpet starts raining Fireballs down on you from above?
she chuckles. "he doesn't have a magic carpet anymore"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Reyan is preaching his religion in the tavern, handing out pamphlets showcasing the good parts of his religion, such as talking to fish.
Crag is fiddling with his weapons in the arena, taking a few shots at a target before continuing to adjust it.
immerral is cleaving through a dummy with her sword
Crag glances over to Immerral, and chuckles. "I pity you. you are skilled, of course, but lack the proper equipment to win."
"do tell"
"Well, you lack much range, from what i've seen, and a good way to attack flying creatures. What are you gonna do when Mr. Magic Carpet starts raining Fireballs down on you from above?
she chuckles. "he doesn't have a magic carpet anymore"
*oh you poor poor girl. he doesnt need the carpet to fly*
*she does have ranged options, they're just limited*
*Sorry It took me a while to respond, I've been busy with schoolwork and also been getting distracted*
"Okay, ever heard of the spell Fly? Or what about me? what If I'm 80 feet above your head, raining down bullets on you? be prepared is all I'm saying."
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong* ”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
"What background?"
“Her daughter died in a tragic accident. Now she fights to raise money to revive her.”
"Really? Don't you have enough money to help her? You look like you do."
“I manage her funds.”
Fives is sounding more skeptical. "But don't you only need 1,000 gold to buy a diamond for resurrection?"
“Do none of you tier one fighters have any idea of what things cost?”
"I've met wizards. I know that you need a diamond worth 1,000 gold to cast a resurrection spell. There is no way she hasn't gained enough gold for that by now. I've seen how much people are betting on her. So tell me, what do things cost?" Fives voice has lowered an octave, no longer sounding cheery or even complacent.
“Find me. A wizard that can cast that spell. And won’t ask. For payment. Find me. A way to make 100% profit. And not pay. For food. Or housing. Or clothing. Or gear maintenance. The average person in this city makes 1 gold a day. Not everyone can plunder a dragon’s hoard for a million gold biweekly.”
"I noticed that you didn't mention what all of the fancy clothes and jewels you have cost." Fives picks up a rock on the ground and crushes it to powder.
*Intimidation: 25*
Wis: 7+3
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong* ”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
"What background?"
“Her daughter died in a tragic accident. Now she fights to raise money to revive her.”
"Really? Don't you have enough money to help her? You look like you do."
“I manage her funds.”
Fives is sounding more skeptical. "But don't you only need 1,000 gold to buy a diamond for resurrection?"
“Do none of you tier one fighters have any idea of what things cost?”
"I've met wizards. I know that you need a diamond worth 1,000 gold to cast a resurrection spell. There is no way she hasn't gained enough gold for that by now. I've seen how much people are betting on her. So tell me, what do things cost?" Fives voice has lowered an octave, no longer sounding cheery or even complacent.
“Find me. A wizard that can cast that spell. And won’t ask. For payment. Find me. A way to make 100% profit. And not pay. For food. Or housing. Or clothing. Or gear maintenance. The average person in this city makes 1 gold a day. Not everyone can plunder a dragon’s hoard for a million gold biweekly.”
"I noticed that you didn't mention what all of the fancy clothes and jewels you have cost." Fives picks up a rock on the ground and crushes it to powder.
*Intimidation: 25*
Wis: 7+3
*gp it didnt post. Stupid wifi*
”What jewels do you think we have? And the costumes ensure that we stand out in the crowd, making us a net positive profit.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong* ”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
"What background?"
“Her daughter died in a tragic accident. Now she fights to raise money to revive her.”
"Really? Don't you have enough money to help her? You look like you do."
“I manage her funds.”
Fives is sounding more skeptical. "But don't you only need 1,000 gold to buy a diamond for resurrection?"
“Do none of you tier one fighters have any idea of what things cost?”
"I've met wizards. I know that you need a diamond worth 1,000 gold to cast a resurrection spell. There is no way she hasn't gained enough gold for that by now. I've seen how much people are betting on her. So tell me, what do things cost?" Fives voice has lowered an octave, no longer sounding cheery or even complacent.
“Find me. A wizard that can cast that spell. And won’t ask. For payment. Find me. A way to make 100% profit. And not pay. For food. Or housing. Or clothing. Or gear maintenance. The average person in this city makes 1 gold a day. Not everyone can plunder a dragon’s hoard for a million gold biweekly.”
"I noticed that you didn't mention what all of the fancy clothes and jewels you have cost." Fives picks up a rock on the ground and crushes it to powder.
*Intimidation: 25*
Wis: 7+3
*gp it didnt post. Stupid wifi*
”What jewels do you think we have? And the costumes ensure that we stand out in the crowd, making us a net positive profit.”
"Hmm. How long has Kaia been in the arena?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Dey is going around to shops, trying to sell his magic carpet *if you didnt hear his legs are healed now*
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Reyan watches him from a distance, seemingly sizing him up.
He steps out of Reyan’s view for a second, and is suddenly behind him. “Can I help you?”
Reyan screams like a little girl and whips around. once he notices it's Dey, he regains his composure. "Yes, actually. you're selling a flying carpet?"
“I am, actually. Don’t need it anymore.”
"Well, I may be interested in buying. About how fast is it? Does it get good mileage? What's it's carrying capacity? Does it handle clouds well? Is it waterproof?" He's acting like a huge nerd, and is clearly excited.
“About 41 miles an hour, and around 800 pounds.”
"Mmm... Mmm? Mmm." He's carefully inspecting it. "How much?"
“Fifty thousand.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong* ”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
"What background?"
“Her daughter died in a tragic accident. Now she fights to raise money to revive her.”
"Really? Don't you have enough money to help her? You look like you do."
“I manage her funds.”
Fives is sounding more skeptical. "But don't you only need 1,000 gold to buy a diamond for resurrection?"
“Do none of you tier one fighters have any idea of what things cost?”
"I've met wizards. I know that you need a diamond worth 1,000 gold to cast a resurrection spell. There is no way she hasn't gained enough gold for that by now. I've seen how much people are betting on her. So tell me, what do things cost?" Fives voice has lowered an octave, no longer sounding cheery or even complacent.
“Find me. A wizard that can cast that spell. And won’t ask. For payment. Find me. A way to make 100% profit. And not pay. For food. Or housing. Or clothing. Or gear maintenance. The average person in this city makes 1 gold a day. Not everyone can plunder a dragon’s hoard for a million gold biweekly.”
"I noticed that you didn't mention what all of the fancy clothes and jewels you have cost." Fives picks up a rock on the ground and crushes it to powder.
*Intimidation: 25*
Wis: 7+3
*gp it didnt post. Stupid wifi*
”What jewels do you think we have? And the costumes ensure that we stand out in the crowd, making us a net positive profit.”
"Hmm. How long has Kaia been in the arena?"
“Month-ish.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
Dey is going around to shops, trying to sell his magic carpet *if you didnt hear his legs are healed now*
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Reyan watches him from a distance, seemingly sizing him up.
He steps out of Reyan’s view for a second, and is suddenly behind him. “Can I help you?”
Reyan screams like a little girl and whips around. once he notices it's Dey, he regains his composure. "Yes, actually. you're selling a flying carpet?"
“I am, actually. Don’t need it anymore.”
"Well, I may be interested in buying. About how fast is it? Does it get good mileage? What's it's carrying capacity? Does it handle clouds well? Is it waterproof?" He's acting like a huge nerd, and is clearly excited.
“About 41 miles an hour, and around 800 pounds.”
"Mmm... Mmm? Mmm." He's carefully inspecting it. "How much?"
“Fifty thousand.”
"Fifty thousand..." He clearly doesn't have that much, but he really, REALLY seems to want it. He's deep in thought and clearly weighing his choices. "Hmmm..."
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Dey is going around to shops, trying to sell his magic carpet *if you didnt hear his legs are healed now*
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Reyan watches him from a distance, seemingly sizing him up.
He steps out of Reyan’s view for a second, and is suddenly behind him. “Can I help you?”
Reyan screams like a little girl and whips around. once he notices it's Dey, he regains his composure. "Yes, actually. you're selling a flying carpet?"
“I am, actually. Don’t need it anymore.”
"Well, I may be interested in buying. About how fast is it? Does it get good mileage? What's it's carrying capacity? Does it handle clouds well? Is it waterproof?" He's acting like a huge nerd, and is clearly excited.
“About 41 miles an hour, and around 800 pounds.”
"Mmm... Mmm? Mmm." He's carefully inspecting it. "How much?"
“Fifty thousand.”
"Fifty thousand..." He clearly doesn't have that much, but he really, REALLY seems to want it. He's deep in thought and clearly weighing his choices. "Hmmm..."
“Do you have a counter offer?” 39
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong* ”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
"What background?"
“Her daughter died in a tragic accident. Now she fights to raise money to revive her.”
"Really? Don't you have enough money to help her? You look like you do."
“I manage her funds.”
Fives is sounding more skeptical. "But don't you only need 1,000 gold to buy a diamond for resurrection?"
“Do none of you tier one fighters have any idea of what things cost?”
"I've met wizards. I know that you need a diamond worth 1,000 gold to cast a resurrection spell. There is no way she hasn't gained enough gold for that by now. I've seen how much people are betting on her. So tell me, what do things cost?" Fives voice has lowered an octave, no longer sounding cheery or even complacent.
“Find me. A wizard that can cast that spell. And won’t ask. For payment. Find me. A way to make 100% profit. And not pay. For food. Or housing. Or clothing. Or gear maintenance. The average person in this city makes 1 gold a day. Not everyone can plunder a dragon’s hoard for a million gold biweekly.”
"I noticed that you didn't mention what all of the fancy clothes and jewels you have cost." Fives picks up a rock on the ground and crushes it to powder.
*Intimidation: 25*
Wis: 7+3
*gp it didnt post. Stupid wifi*
”What jewels do you think we have? And the costumes ensure that we stand out in the crowd, making us a net positive profit.”
"Hmm. How long has Kaia been in the arena?"
“Month-ish.”
"She's been doing this for only a month and she's already this good?"
*Insight: 6*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*Ayy respect for admitting you were wrong* ”And with a background like that… makes it even more impressive.”
"What background?"
“Her daughter died in a tragic accident. Now she fights to raise money to revive her.”
"Really? Don't you have enough money to help her? You look like you do."
“I manage her funds.”
Fives is sounding more skeptical. "But don't you only need 1,000 gold to buy a diamond for resurrection?"
“Do none of you tier one fighters have any idea of what things cost?”
"I've met wizards. I know that you need a diamond worth 1,000 gold to cast a resurrection spell. There is no way she hasn't gained enough gold for that by now. I've seen how much people are betting on her. So tell me, what do things cost?" Fives voice has lowered an octave, no longer sounding cheery or even complacent.
“Find me. A wizard that can cast that spell. And won’t ask. For payment. Find me. A way to make 100% profit. And not pay. For food. Or housing. Or clothing. Or gear maintenance. The average person in this city makes 1 gold a day. Not everyone can plunder a dragon’s hoard for a million gold biweekly.”
"I noticed that you didn't mention what all of the fancy clothes and jewels you have cost." Fives picks up a rock on the ground and crushes it to powder.
*Intimidation: 25*
Wis: 7+3
*gp it didnt post. Stupid wifi*
”What jewels do you think we have? And the costumes ensure that we stand out in the crowd, making us a net positive profit.”
"Hmm. How long has Kaia been in the arena?"
“Month-ish.”
"She's been doing this for only a month and she's already this good?"
*Insight: 6*
*He’s telling the truth*
”We’ve only been in this city for a month, and therefore only dueling here in this arena for a month.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
Reyan is preaching his religion in the tavern, handing out pamphlets showcasing the good parts of his religion, such as talking to fish.
Crag is fiddling with his weapons in the arena, taking a few shots at a target before continuing to adjust it.
immerral is cleaving through a dummy with her sword
Crag glances over to Immerral, and chuckles. "I pity you. you are skilled, of course, but lack the proper equipment to win."
"do tell"
"Well, you lack much range, from what i've seen, and a good way to attack flying creatures. What are you gonna do when Mr. Magic Carpet starts raining Fireballs down on you from above?
she chuckles. "he doesn't have a magic carpet anymore"
*oh you poor poor girl. he doesnt need the carpet to fly*
*she does have ranged options, they're just limited*
*Sorry It took me a while to respond, I've been busy with schoolwork and also been getting distracted*
"Okay, ever heard of the spell Fly? Or what about me? what If I'm 80 feet above your head, raining down bullets on you? be prepared is all I'm saying."
"i try. i have some ranged options, and dispel magic always comes in handy. my.... associate can fly and has a bow as well"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
”We’ve only been in this city for a month, and therefore only dueling here in this arena for a month.”
"Interesting." Fives sounds slightly confused.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Reyan is preaching his religion in the tavern, handing out pamphlets showcasing the good parts of his religion, such as talking to fish.
Crag is fiddling with his weapons in the arena, taking a few shots at a target before continuing to adjust it.
immerral is cleaving through a dummy with her sword
Crag glances over to Immerral, and chuckles. "I pity you. you are skilled, of course, but lack the proper equipment to win."
"do tell"
"Well, you lack much range, from what i've seen, and a good way to attack flying creatures. What are you gonna do when Mr. Magic Carpet starts raining Fireballs down on you from above?
she chuckles. "he doesn't have a magic carpet anymore"
*oh you poor poor girl. he doesnt need the carpet to fly*
*she does have ranged options, they're just limited*
*Sorry It took me a while to respond, I've been busy with schoolwork and also been getting distracted*
"Okay, ever heard of the spell Fly? Or what about me? what If I'm 80 feet above your head, raining down bullets on you? be prepared is all I'm saying."
"i try. i have some ranged options, and dispel magic always comes in handy. my.... associate can fly and has a bow as well"
"Associate, huh? and who might that be?"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Reyan is preaching his religion in the tavern, handing out pamphlets showcasing the good parts of his religion, such as talking to fish.
Crag is fiddling with his weapons in the arena, taking a few shots at a target before continuing to adjust it.
immerral is cleaving through a dummy with her sword
Crag glances over to Immerral, and chuckles. "I pity you. you are skilled, of course, but lack the proper equipment to win."
"do tell"
"Well, you lack much range, from what i've seen, and a good way to attack flying creatures. What are you gonna do when Mr. Magic Carpet starts raining Fireballs down on you from above?
she chuckles. "he doesn't have a magic carpet anymore"
*oh you poor poor girl. he doesnt need the carpet to fly*
*she does have ranged options, they're just limited*
*Sorry It took me a while to respond, I've been busy with schoolwork and also been getting distracted*
"Okay, ever heard of the spell Fly? Or what about me? what If I'm 80 feet above your head, raining down bullets on you? be prepared is all I'm saying."
"i try. i have some ranged options, and dispel magic always comes in handy. my.... associate can fly and has a bow as well"
"Associate, huh? and who might that be?"
"...one of my magic items can summon an erinyes who serves me"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
”We’ve only been in this city for a month, and therefore only dueling here in this arena for a month.”
"Interesting." Fives sounds slightly confused.
“It sounds like you don’t get something. Can I help you with anything else?”
"Nah, probably not."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Reyan is preaching his religion in the tavern, handing out pamphlets showcasing the good parts of his religion, such as talking to fish.
Crag is fiddling with his weapons in the arena, taking a few shots at a target before continuing to adjust it.
immerral is cleaving through a dummy with her sword
Crag glances over to Immerral, and chuckles. "I pity you. you are skilled, of course, but lack the proper equipment to win."
"do tell"
"Well, you lack much range, from what i've seen, and a good way to attack flying creatures. What are you gonna do when Mr. Magic Carpet starts raining Fireballs down on you from above?
she chuckles. "he doesn't have a magic carpet anymore"
*oh you poor poor girl. he doesnt need the carpet to fly*
*she does have ranged options, they're just limited*
*Sorry It took me a while to respond, I've been busy with schoolwork and also been getting distracted*
"Okay, ever heard of the spell Fly? Or what about me? what If I'm 80 feet above your head, raining down bullets on you? be prepared is all I'm saying."
"i try. i have some ranged options, and dispel magic always comes in handy. my.... associate can fly and has a bow as well"
"Associate, huh? and who might that be?"
"...one of my magic items can summon an erinyes who serves me"
"An erinyes... Where did you find this item???"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Dey is going around to shops, trying to sell his magic carpet *if you didnt hear his legs are healed now*
Kaia is sparring with an orc that’s about twice as tall as her
Reyan watches him from a distance, seemingly sizing him up.
He steps out of Reyan’s view for a second, and is suddenly behind him. “Can I help you?”
Reyan screams like a little girl and whips around. once he notices it's Dey, he regains his composure. "Yes, actually. you're selling a flying carpet?"
“I am, actually. Don’t need it anymore.”
"Well, I may be interested in buying. About how fast is it? Does it get good mileage? What's it's carrying capacity? Does it handle clouds well? Is it waterproof?" He's acting like a huge nerd, and is clearly excited.
“About 41 miles an hour, and around 800 pounds.”
"Mmm... Mmm? Mmm." He's carefully inspecting it. "How much?"
“Fifty thousand.”
"Fifty thousand..." He clearly doesn't have that much, but he really, REALLY seems to want it. He's deep in thought and clearly weighing his choices. "Hmmm..."
“Do you have a counter offer?” 39
*What's the roll for?*
"Yes. I offer a trade. Your magic carpet, for these magic bracers." he unclips the bracers and holds them, ready to trade.
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
"Mmm... Mmm? Mmm." He's carefully inspecting it. "How much?"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Sorry It took me a while to respond, I've been busy with schoolwork and also been getting distracted*
"Okay, ever heard of the spell Fly? Or what about me? what If I'm 80 feet above your head, raining down bullets on you? be prepared is all I'm saying."
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
Wis: 7+3
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*gp it didnt post. Stupid wifi*
”What jewels do you think we have? And the costumes ensure that we stand out in the crowd, making us a net positive profit.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Hmm. How long has Kaia been in the arena?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
“Fifty thousand.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Month-ish.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Fifty thousand..." He clearly doesn't have that much, but he really, REALLY seems to want it. He's deep in thought and clearly weighing his choices. "Hmmm..."
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
“Do you have a counter offer?” 39
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"She's been doing this for only a month and she's already this good?"
*Insight: 6*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
*He’s telling the truth*
”We’ve only been in this city for a month, and therefore only dueling here in this arena for a month.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"i try. i have some ranged options, and dispel magic always comes in handy. my.... associate can fly and has a bow as well"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Interesting." Fives sounds slightly confused.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
“It sounds like you don’t get something. Can I help you with anything else?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Associate, huh? and who might that be?"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
"...one of my magic items can summon an erinyes who serves me"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Nah, probably not."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I want to go back under my rock.
"An erinyes... Where did you find this item???"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*What's the roll for?*
"Yes. I offer a trade. Your magic carpet, for these magic bracers." he unclips the bracers and holds them, ready to trade.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar