"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. That's the saying, right?"
He shrugs. “Close enough. Wanna come down here and fight me now? Or do you have some prep work you still need to do?”
"I thought prep work was banned in official duels, so let's just do this."
INITIATIVE: 20
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. That's the saying, right?"
He shrugs. “Close enough. Wanna come down here and fight me now? Or do you have some prep work you still need to do?”
"I thought prep work was banned in official duels, so let's just do this."
INITIATIVE: 20
Init:4
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. That's the saying, right?"
He shrugs. “Close enough. Wanna come down here and fight me now? Or do you have some prep work you still need to do?”
"I thought prep work was banned in official duels, so let's just do this."
INITIATIVE: 20
Init:4
Fives cloaks themself with invisibility and disappears.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. That's the saying, right?"
He shrugs. “Close enough. Wanna come down here and fight me now? Or do you have some prep work you still need to do?”
"I thought prep work was banned in official duels, so let's just do this."
INITIATIVE: 20
Init:4
Fives cloaks themself with invisibility and disappears.
“Invisibility? Cheater.” He casts a quickened True Seeing and a normal Fire Bolt to hit:27 damage 35
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“And now you seek to travel the multiverse, righting wrongs and bringing justice to the people! I would love to know, are there any songs sung about you? I would be pleased to learn a few.”
"...I'm afraid I don't know the words to it, but you got the first part exactly right"
He claps happily. “I do know songs very well. Perhaps I do know this one!”
"it would be from Oerth, specifically the free city of greyhawk"
He shakes his head. "Never heard of it."
"its fine. you know, I've been thinking about going somewhere else after the tournament, maybe you could tell me of worlds you've seen?"
"Well, there are some very interesting worlds out there..."
"I've been considering theros, if you've been there"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
she pointedly ignore her, and continues wakling, armor clanking, shining in the bright sun
Immeral may be avoiding Kaia, but she doesn’t know that. Kaia hears Immeral’s armor and walks up alongside her, offering her the food she bought, some sort of meat kebab
"thank you" she takes it, not wanting to be outwardly rude. she's still a hero
“How’ve you been doing since the Floor shut down? I know that was more your thing than one on one duels.”
"I've been doing well. I did some sightseeing around the city. hmm. maybe I should do more duels"
“I’m sure you’d be great, I’ve seen the way you cleave through zombies like butter.”
"maybe. I am especially good against undead, but I could handle a few duels"
“I might be biased, but I really encourage you to participate in at least a few.”
"would you be up for dueling me?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
she pointedly ignore her, and continues wakling, armor clanking, shining in the bright sun
Immeral may be avoiding Kaia, but she doesn’t know that. Kaia hears Immeral’s armor and walks up alongside her, offering her the food she bought, some sort of meat kebab
"thank you" she takes it, not wanting to be outwardly rude. she's still a hero
“How’ve you been doing since the Floor shut down? I know that was more your thing than one on one duels.”
"I've been doing well. I did some sightseeing around the city. hmm. maybe I should do more duels"
“I’m sure you’d be great, I’ve seen the way you cleave through zombies like butter.”
"maybe. I am especially good against undead, but I could handle a few duels"
“I might be biased, but I really encourage you to participate in at least a few.”
"would you be up for dueling me?"
“I feel like you’d make my head explode within 20 seconds, with all due respect.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
she pointedly ignore her, and continues wakling, armor clanking, shining in the bright sun
Immeral may be avoiding Kaia, but she doesn’t know that. Kaia hears Immeral’s armor and walks up alongside her, offering her the food she bought, some sort of meat kebab
"thank you" she takes it, not wanting to be outwardly rude. she's still a hero
“How’ve you been doing since the Floor shut down? I know that was more your thing than one on one duels.”
"I've been doing well. I did some sightseeing around the city. hmm. maybe I should do more duels"
“I’m sure you’d be great, I’ve seen the way you cleave through zombies like butter.”
"maybe. I am especially good against undead, but I could handle a few duels"
“I might be biased, but I really encourage you to participate in at least a few.”
"would you be up for dueling me?"
“I feel like you’d make my head explode within 20 seconds, with all due respect.”
she laughs. "I think i'd take longer than that, I've seen you duel before"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
she pointedly ignore her, and continues wakling, armor clanking, shining in the bright sun
Immeral may be avoiding Kaia, but she doesn’t know that. Kaia hears Immeral’s armor and walks up alongside her, offering her the food she bought, some sort of meat kebab
"thank you" she takes it, not wanting to be outwardly rude. she's still a hero
“How’ve you been doing since the Floor shut down? I know that was more your thing than one on one duels.”
"I've been doing well. I did some sightseeing around the city. hmm. maybe I should do more duels"
“I’m sure you’d be great, I’ve seen the way you cleave through zombies like butter.”
"maybe. I am especially good against undead, but I could handle a few duels"
“I might be biased, but I really encourage you to participate in at least a few.”
"would you be up for dueling me?"
“I feel like you’d make my head explode within 20 seconds, with all due respect.”
she laughs. "I think i'd take longer than that, I've seen you duel before"
“If you really want to. Though it’d have to be in private. I don’t want a hundred people watching me get beat by a demigodess.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“And now you seek to travel the multiverse, righting wrongs and bringing justice to the people! I would love to know, are there any songs sung about you? I would be pleased to learn a few.”
"...I'm afraid I don't know the words to it, but you got the first part exactly right"
He claps happily. “I do know songs very well. Perhaps I do know this one!”
"it would be from Oerth, specifically the free city of greyhawk"
He shakes his head. "Never heard of it."
"its fine. you know, I've been thinking about going somewhere else after the tournament, maybe you could tell me of worlds you've seen?"
"Well, there are some very interesting worlds out there..."
"I've been considering theros, if you've been there"
"Well, it seems I have not been around..."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. That's the saying, right?"
He shrugs. “Close enough. Wanna come down here and fight me now? Or do you have some prep work you still need to do?”
"I thought prep work was banned in official duels, so let's just do this."
INITIATIVE: 20
Init:4
Fives cloaks themself with invisibility and disappears.
“Invisibility? Cheater.” He casts a quickened True Seeing and a normal Fire Bolt to hit:27 damage 35
Fives summons a shield of energy from their hand, blocking the bolt. "Higher-power spells? Cheater." A buzz in the air surrounds their immediate body, helping shield them from further damage as they run towards Dey, before punching him twice.
Attacks: 27, 12
Damage: 8 thunder damage, 9 thunder damage
*Gift of the Metallic Dragon Protective Wings to block the attack, Defensive Field for temp hp, two thunder gauntlet strikes*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“And now you seek to travel the multiverse, righting wrongs and bringing justice to the people! I would love to know, are there any songs sung about you? I would be pleased to learn a few.”
"...I'm afraid I don't know the words to it, but you got the first part exactly right"
He claps happily. “I do know songs very well. Perhaps I do know this one!”
"it would be from Oerth, specifically the free city of greyhawk"
He shakes his head. "Never heard of it."
"its fine. you know, I've been thinking about going somewhere else after the tournament, maybe you could tell me of worlds you've seen?"
"Well, there are some very interesting worlds out there..."
"I've been considering theros, if you've been there"
"Well, it seems I have not been around..."
"you're fine"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*i can if immeral can stomach one of my characters*
*one way to find out*
Immerral is walking around the city. she's enjoying herself
*guess it’s time to change that*
she sees Kaia, buying food from a local street vendor
she pointedly ignore her, and continues wakling, armor clanking, shining in the bright sun
Immeral may be avoiding Kaia, but she doesn’t know that. Kaia hears Immeral’s armor and walks up alongside her, offering her the food she bought, some sort of meat kebab
"thank you" she takes it, not wanting to be outwardly rude. she's still a hero
“How’ve you been doing since the Floor shut down? I know that was more your thing than one on one duels.”
"I've been doing well. I did some sightseeing around the city. hmm. maybe I should do more duels"
“I’m sure you’d be great, I’ve seen the way you cleave through zombies like butter.”
"maybe. I am especially good against undead, but I could handle a few duels"
“I might be biased, but I really encourage you to participate in at least a few.”
"would you be up for dueling me?"
“I feel like you’d make my head explode within 20 seconds, with all due respect.”
she laughs. "I think i'd take longer than that, I've seen you duel before"
“If you really want to. Though it’d have to be in private. I don’t want a hundred people watching me get beat by a demigodess.”
"if you don't want to, I wont force you"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“And now you seek to travel the multiverse, righting wrongs and bringing justice to the people! I would love to know, are there any songs sung about you? I would be pleased to learn a few.”
"...I'm afraid I don't know the words to it, but you got the first part exactly right"
He claps happily. “I do know songs very well. Perhaps I do know this one!”
"it would be from Oerth, specifically the free city of greyhawk"
He shakes his head. "Never heard of it."
"its fine. you know, I've been thinking about going somewhere else after the tournament, maybe you could tell me of worlds you've seen?"
"Well, there are some very interesting worlds out there..."
"I've been considering theros, if you've been there"
"Well, it seems I have not been around..."
"you're fine"
"Why would I not be?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
“And now you seek to travel the multiverse, righting wrongs and bringing justice to the people! I would love to know, are there any songs sung about you? I would be pleased to learn a few.”
"...I'm afraid I don't know the words to it, but you got the first part exactly right"
He claps happily. “I do know songs very well. Perhaps I do know this one!”
"it would be from Oerth, specifically the free city of greyhawk"
He shakes his head. "Never heard of it."
"its fine. you know, I've been thinking about going somewhere else after the tournament, maybe you could tell me of worlds you've seen?"
"Well, there are some very interesting worlds out there..."
"I've been considering theros, if you've been there"
"Well, it seems I have not been around..."
"you're fine"
"Why would I not be?"
"well, it was my conception that you regretted not traveling two either of the worlds I mentioned"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“And now you seek to travel the multiverse, righting wrongs and bringing justice to the people! I would love to know, are there any songs sung about you? I would be pleased to learn a few.”
"...I'm afraid I don't know the words to it, but you got the first part exactly right"
He claps happily. “I do know songs very well. Perhaps I do know this one!”
"it would be from Oerth, specifically the free city of greyhawk"
He shakes his head. "Never heard of it."
"its fine. you know, I've been thinking about going somewhere else after the tournament, maybe you could tell me of worlds you've seen?"
"Well, there are some very interesting worlds out there..."
"I've been considering theros, if you've been there"
"Well, it seems I have not been around..."
"you're fine"
"Why would I not be?"
"well, it was my conception that you regretted not traveling two either of the worlds I mentioned"
"Ah, no. Regrets are not something I do."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. That's the saying, right?"
He shrugs. “Close enough. Wanna come down here and fight me now? Or do you have some prep work you still need to do?”
"I thought prep work was banned in official duels, so let's just do this."
INITIATIVE: 20
Init:4
Fives cloaks themself with invisibility and disappears.
“Invisibility? Cheater.” He casts a quickened True Seeing and a normal Fire Bolt to hit:27 damage 35
Fives summons a shield of energy from their hand, blocking the bolt. "Higher-power spells? Cheater." A buzz in the air surrounds their immediate body, helping shield them from further damage as they run towards Dey, before punching him twice.
Attacks: 27, 12
Damage: 8 thunder damage, 9 thunder damage
*Gift of the Metallic Dragon Protective Wings to block the attack, Defensive Field for temp hp, two thunder gauntlet strikes*
One of the punches hits, but he laughs and opens his mouth almost impossibly wide, sucking up the thunder from their very fist (absorb elements)
”You’re not the only one with draconic magic. Byeee.” Giant golden-scaled wings erupt from his back as he flies back 30 feet, then jogs back another 30, ending 60 feet away from fives. He then casts a classic fireball. Dc 21 dex or take 38 fire damage
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“And now you seek to travel the multiverse, righting wrongs and bringing justice to the people! I would love to know, are there any songs sung about you? I would be pleased to learn a few.”
"...I'm afraid I don't know the words to it, but you got the first part exactly right"
He claps happily. “I do know songs very well. Perhaps I do know this one!”
"it would be from Oerth, specifically the free city of greyhawk"
He shakes his head. "Never heard of it."
"its fine. you know, I've been thinking about going somewhere else after the tournament, maybe you could tell me of worlds you've seen?"
"Well, there are some very interesting worlds out there..."
"I've been considering theros, if you've been there"
"Well, it seems I have not been around..."
"you're fine"
"Why would I not be?"
"well, it was my conception that you regretted not traveling two either of the worlds I mentioned"
"Ah, no. Regrets are not something I do."
she smiles. "I try to be like that, but they keep finding there way back"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. That's the saying, right?"
He shrugs. “Close enough. Wanna come down here and fight me now? Or do you have some prep work you still need to do?”
"I thought prep work was banned in official duels, so let's just do this."
INITIATIVE: 20
Init:4
Fives cloaks themself with invisibility and disappears.
“Invisibility? Cheater.” He casts a quickened True Seeing and a normal Fire Bolt to hit:27 damage 35
Fives summons a shield of energy from their hand, blocking the bolt. "Higher-power spells? Cheater." A buzz in the air surrounds their immediate body, helping shield them from further damage as they run towards Dey, before punching him twice.
Attacks: 27, 12
Damage: 8 thunder damage, 9 thunder damage
*Gift of the Metallic Dragon Protective Wings to block the attack, Defensive Field for temp hp, two thunder gauntlet strikes*
One of the punches hits, but he laughs and opens his mouth almost impossibly wide, sucking up the thunder from their very fist (absorb elements)
”You’re not the only one with draconic magic. Byeee.” Giant golden-scaled wings erupt from his back as he flies back 30 feet, then jogs back another 30, ending 60 feet away from fives. He then casts a classic fireball. Dc 21 dex or take 38 fire damage
Dex: 9
Fives absorbs the elements right back. "Oh, by all means, let's make this an aerial fight." Fives runs forward 30 feet, then blasts fire from their boots and gauntlets to fly another 30 feet. They then smack Dey with an electrified fist.
13 lightning damage and 1 fire from absorb elements
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. That's the saying, right?"
He shrugs. “Close enough. Wanna come down here and fight me now? Or do you have some prep work you still need to do?”
"I thought prep work was banned in official duels, so let's just do this."
INITIATIVE: 20
Init:4
Fives cloaks themself with invisibility and disappears.
“Invisibility? Cheater.” He casts a quickened True Seeing and a normal Fire Bolt to hit:27 damage 35
Fives summons a shield of energy from their hand, blocking the bolt. "Higher-power spells? Cheater." A buzz in the air surrounds their immediate body, helping shield them from further damage as they run towards Dey, before punching him twice.
Attacks: 27, 12
Damage: 8 thunder damage, 9 thunder damage
*Gift of the Metallic Dragon Protective Wings to block the attack, Defensive Field for temp hp, two thunder gauntlet strikes*
One of the punches hits, but he laughs and opens his mouth almost impossibly wide, sucking up the thunder from their very fist (absorb elements)
”You’re not the only one with draconic magic. Byeee.” Giant golden-scaled wings erupt from his back as he flies back 30 feet, then jogs back another 30, ending 60 feet away from fives. He then casts a classic fireball. Dc 21 dex or take 38 fire damage
Dex: 23
Fives absorbs the elements right back. "Oh, by all means, let's make this an aerial fight." Fives runs forward 30 feet, then blasts fire from their boots and gauntlets to fly another 30 feet. They then smack Dey with an electrified fist.
9 lightning damage and 3 fire from absorb elements
“Nope.” [magic item]rod of absorption[/magic item] *remember to take quarter damage from the fireball still (halved twice)*
Flying back another 30 feet, then casts Disintegrate dc 21 dex with disadvantage or 60 force damage
“Well I can’t have you absorbing my spells back, now can I?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
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"I thought prep work was banned in official duels, so let's just do this."
INITIATIVE: 20
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Init:4
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Fives cloaks themself with invisibility and disappears.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“Invisibility? Cheater.” He casts a quickened True Seeing and a normal Fire Bolt to hit:27 damage 35
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I've been considering theros, if you've been there"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"would you be up for dueling me?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I feel like you’d make my head explode within 20 seconds, with all due respect.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
she laughs. "I think i'd take longer than that, I've seen you duel before"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“If you really want to. Though it’d have to be in private. I don’t want a hundred people watching me get beat by a demigodess.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Well, it seems I have not been around..."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Fives summons a shield of energy from their hand, blocking the bolt. "Higher-power spells? Cheater." A buzz in the air surrounds their immediate body, helping shield them from further damage as they run towards Dey, before punching him twice.
Attacks: 27, 12
Damage: 8 thunder damage, 9 thunder damage
*Gift of the Metallic Dragon Protective Wings to block the attack, Defensive Field for temp hp, two thunder gauntlet strikes*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"you're fine"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"if you don't want to, I wont force you"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Why would I not be?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"well, it was my conception that you regretted not traveling two either of the worlds I mentioned"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Ah, no. Regrets are not something I do."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
One of the punches hits, but he laughs and opens his mouth almost impossibly wide, sucking up the thunder from their very fist (absorb elements)
”You’re not the only one with draconic magic. Byeee.” Giant golden-scaled wings erupt from his back as he flies back 30 feet, then jogs back another 30, ending 60 feet away from fives. He then casts a classic fireball. Dc 21 dex or take 38 fire damage
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
she smiles. "I try to be like that, but they keep finding there way back"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Dex: 9
Fives absorbs the elements right back. "Oh, by all means, let's make this an aerial fight." Fives runs forward 30 feet, then blasts fire from their boots and gauntlets to fly another 30 feet. They then smack Dey with an electrified fist.
Shocking Grasp to hit: 26
13 lightning damage and 1 fire from absorb elements
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“Nope.” [magic item]rod of absorption[/magic item] *remember to take quarter damage from the fireball still (halved twice)*
Flying back another 30 feet, then casts Disintegrate dc 21 dex with disadvantage or 60 force damage
“Well I can’t have you absorbing my spells back, now can I?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor