Wanted posters have been appearing all over town. They all look the same, short and to the point. "WANTED: Experimental Specimen 084. Appearance: glowing ooze. Should be considered dangerous. REWARD: 10000 Gold."
The air genasi on the flying carpet grabs one. “Considered dangerous? It signed up for the games!” He scoffs, rolling his eyes
*almost nobody has seen the true ooze yet*
*ok, ill retcon that, sorry*
he takes the poster, puts it in his bag, and continues down the road
*It's fine*
Fives is looking at a poster nearby, trembling in place.
“You okay?”
They turn, their gauntlets instantly electrifying, before they can think enough to realize that the genasi isn't a threat. "Yeah, I'm just fine, how about you?"
Deception: 25
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*I know deep speech and common, are those related enough to get the gist?*
*undercommon=/=deep speech*
the tiefling sees Immeral’s confusion and smiles. “Don’t spend a lot of time in the underground, do you? You’d stand out there. I don’t recommend that you try.”
*they're spoken in the same place. I imagine its like how someone who knows Spanish can kinda get the gist of someone speaking french*
"no, I don't"
*deep speech is from the far realm. Undercommon is from the underdark. Also, i speak spanish, and i cant understand sh¡t that french people say*
”She’ll be mad that you read that.” He turns to leave
*fair enough*
she rolls up the scroll and sets it down right where it was
“I’ll be watching you during the killing floor.” He flips his coin. “Heads.”
"please. I'm worth watching"
“You think you’re invincible. And for good reason.”
"of course"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"it was.... honestly, kinda profound. it was marching to... something. I don't know what, but I realized that the worlds were bigger than me then and there"
"I suppose that can be good to know."
"I didn't think Inevitables could be destroyed, how do you have parts of one?"
"I don't, it's just what my design is based off of."
"fascinating"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Wanted posters have been appearing all over town. They all look the same, short and to the point. "WANTED: Experimental Specimen 084. Appearance: glowing ooze. Should be considered dangerous. REWARD: 10000 Gold."
The air genasi on the flying carpet grabs one. “Considered dangerous? It signed up for the games!” He scoffs, rolling his eyes
*almost nobody has seen the true ooze yet*
*ok, ill retcon that, sorry*
he takes the poster, puts it in his bag, and continues down the road
*It's fine*
Fives is looking at a poster nearby, trembling in place.
“You okay?”
They turn, their gauntlets instantly electrifying, before they can think enough to realize that the genasi isn't a threat. "Yeah, I'm just fine, how about you?"
Deception: 22
Insight: 20
”well it looked to me that you were panicking in a corner, so I wanted to make sure.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I know deep speech and common, are those related enough to get the gist?*
*undercommon=/=deep speech*
the tiefling sees Immeral’s confusion and smiles. “Don’t spend a lot of time in the underground, do you? You’d stand out there. I don’t recommend that you try.”
*they're spoken in the same place. I imagine its like how someone who knows Spanish can kinda get the gist of someone speaking french*
"no, I don't"
*deep speech is from the far realm. Undercommon is from the underdark. Also, i speak spanish, and i cant understand sh¡t that french people say*
”She’ll be mad that you read that.” He turns to leave
*fair enough*
she rolls up the scroll and sets it down right where it was
“I’ll be watching you during the killing floor.” He flips his coin. “Heads.”
"please. I'm worth watching"
“You think you’re invincible. And for good reason.”
"of course"
“We’ll see how long that lasts.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
Wanted posters have been appearing all over town. They all look the same, short and to the point. "WANTED: Experimental Specimen 084. Appearance: glowing ooze. Should be considered dangerous. REWARD: 10000 Gold."
The air genasi on the flying carpet grabs one. “Considered dangerous? It signed up for the games!” He scoffs, rolling his eyes
*almost nobody has seen the true ooze yet*
*ok, ill retcon that, sorry*
he takes the poster, puts it in his bag, and continues down the road
*It's fine*
Fives is looking at a poster nearby, trembling in place.
“You okay?”
They turn, their gauntlets instantly electrifying, before they can think enough to realize that the genasi isn't a threat. "Yeah, I'm just fine, how about you?"
Deception: 22
Insight: 8
”well it looked to me that you were panicking in a corner, so I wanted to make sure.”
Fives laughs, but the sound doesn't sound natural. "Ha, why would I be doing that?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"it was.... honestly, kinda profound. it was marching to... something. I don't know what, but I realized that the worlds were bigger than me then and there"
"I suppose that can be good to know."
"I didn't think Inevitables could be destroyed, how do you have parts of one?"
"I don't, it's just what my design is based off of."
"fascinating"
"Aww, thank you!" Fives seems to gleam with pride. Or, that's just the light reflecting off their armor.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
*I know deep speech and common, are those related enough to get the gist?*
*undercommon=/=deep speech*
the tiefling sees Immeral’s confusion and smiles. “Don’t spend a lot of time in the underground, do you? You’d stand out there. I don’t recommend that you try.”
*they're spoken in the same place. I imagine its like how someone who knows Spanish can kinda get the gist of someone speaking french*
"no, I don't"
*deep speech is from the far realm. Undercommon is from the underdark. Also, i speak spanish, and i cant understand sh¡t that french people say*
”She’ll be mad that you read that.” He turns to leave
*fair enough*
she rolls up the scroll and sets it down right where it was
“I’ll be watching you during the killing floor.” He flips his coin. “Heads.”
"please. I'm worth watching"
“You think you’re invincible. And for good reason.”
"of course"
“We’ll see how long that lasts.”
"who is this coach?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"it was.... honestly, kinda profound. it was marching to... something. I don't know what, but I realized that the worlds were bigger than me then and there"
"I suppose that can be good to know."
"I didn't think Inevitables could be destroyed, how do you have parts of one?"
"I don't, it's just what my design is based off of."
"fascinating"
"Aww, thank you!" Fives seems to gleam with pride. Or, that's just the light reflecting off their armor.
"hey, do you want to play again? I noticed you were pretty beat up about losing"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Wanted posters have been appearing all over town. They all look the same, short and to the point. "WANTED: Experimental Specimen 084. Appearance: glowing ooze. Should be considered dangerous. REWARD: 10000 Gold."
The air genasi on the flying carpet grabs one. “Considered dangerous? It signed up for the games!” He scoffs, rolling his eyes
*almost nobody has seen the true ooze yet*
*ok, ill retcon that, sorry*
he takes the poster, puts it in his bag, and continues down the road
*It's fine*
Fives is looking at a poster nearby, trembling in place.
“You okay?”
They turn, their gauntlets instantly electrifying, before they can think enough to realize that the genasi isn't a threat. "Yeah, I'm just fine, how about you?"
Deception: 22
Insight: 8
”well it looked to me that you were panicking in a corner, so I wanted to make sure.”
Fives laughs, but the sound doesn't sound natural. "Ha, why would I be doing that?"
*is this Fives’ true form?*
He takes out a bottle of eye drops and puts them in one eye, then the other, whispering an incantation as he does. “No reason.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I know deep speech and common, are those related enough to get the gist?*
*undercommon=/=deep speech*
the tiefling sees Immeral’s confusion and smiles. “Don’t spend a lot of time in the underground, do you? You’d stand out there. I don’t recommend that you try.”
*they're spoken in the same place. I imagine its like how someone who knows Spanish can kinda get the gist of someone speaking french*
"no, I don't"
*deep speech is from the far realm. Undercommon is from the underdark. Also, i speak spanish, and i cant understand sh¡t that french people say*
”She’ll be mad that you read that.” He turns to leave
*fair enough*
she rolls up the scroll and sets it down right where it was
“I’ll be watching you during the killing floor.” He flips his coin. “Heads.”
"please. I'm worth watching"
“You think you’re invincible. And for good reason.”
"of course"
“We’ll see how long that lasts.”
"who is this coach?"
“Nobody important. If you found him, you would probably be able to kill him in… about 18 seconds.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I know deep speech and common, are those related enough to get the gist?*
*undercommon=/=deep speech*
the tiefling sees Immeral’s confusion and smiles. “Don’t spend a lot of time in the underground, do you? You’d stand out there. I don’t recommend that you try.”
*they're spoken in the same place. I imagine its like how someone who knows Spanish can kinda get the gist of someone speaking french*
"no, I don't"
*deep speech is from the far realm. Undercommon is from the underdark. Also, i speak spanish, and i cant understand sh¡t that french people say*
”She’ll be mad that you read that.” He turns to leave
*fair enough*
she rolls up the scroll and sets it down right where it was
“I’ll be watching you during the killing floor.” He flips his coin. “Heads.”
"please. I'm worth watching"
“You think you’re invincible. And for good reason.”
"of course"
“We’ll see how long that lasts.”
"who is this coach?"
“Nobody important. If you found him, you would probably be able to kill him in… about 18 seconds.”
"Interesting"
*good end?*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*I know deep speech and common, are those related enough to get the gist?*
*undercommon=/=deep speech*
the tiefling sees Immeral’s confusion and smiles. “Don’t spend a lot of time in the underground, do you? You’d stand out there. I don’t recommend that you try.”
*they're spoken in the same place. I imagine its like how someone who knows Spanish can kinda get the gist of someone speaking french*
"no, I don't"
*deep speech is from the far realm. Undercommon is from the underdark. Also, i speak spanish, and i cant understand sh¡t that french people say*
”She’ll be mad that you read that.” He turns to leave
*fair enough*
she rolls up the scroll and sets it down right where it was
“I’ll be watching you during the killing floor.” He flips his coin. “Heads.”
"please. I'm worth watching"
“You think you’re invincible. And for good reason.”
"of course"
“We’ll see how long that lasts.”
"who is this coach?"
“Nobody important. If you found him, you would probably be able to kill him in… about 18 seconds.”
"Interesting"
*good end?*
*sure*
“Good luck out there, paladin.” “Tails”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Wanted posters have been appearing all over town. They all look the same, short and to the point. "WANTED: Experimental Specimen 084. Appearance: glowing ooze. Should be considered dangerous. REWARD: 10000 Gold."
The air genasi on the flying carpet grabs one. “Considered dangerous? It signed up for the games!” He scoffs, rolling his eyes
*almost nobody has seen the true ooze yet*
*ok, ill retcon that, sorry*
he takes the poster, puts it in his bag, and continues down the road
*It's fine*
Fives is looking at a poster nearby, trembling in place.
“You okay?”
They turn, their gauntlets instantly electrifying, before they can think enough to realize that the genasi isn't a threat. "Yeah, I'm just fine, how about you?"
Deception: 22
Insight: 8
”well it looked to me that you were panicking in a corner, so I wanted to make sure.”
Fives laughs, but the sound doesn't sound natural. "Ha, why would I be doing that?"
*is this Fives’ true form?*
He takes out a bottle of eye drops and puts them in one eye, then the other, whispering an incantation as he does. “No reason.”
*the being known as Fives is simply an armored vehicle for the goo*
"Oh, good. "Do you think they have any chance of catching this thing? It's sure got a large bounty on it."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"it was.... honestly, kinda profound. it was marching to... something. I don't know what, but I realized that the worlds were bigger than me then and there"
"I suppose that can be good to know."
"I didn't think Inevitables could be destroyed, how do you have parts of one?"
"I don't, it's just what my design is based off of."
"fascinating"
"Aww, thank you!" Fives seems to gleam with pride. Or, that's just the light reflecting off their armor.
"hey, do you want to play again? I noticed you were pretty beat up about losing"
They wave their hand. "Nah, I'll get over it. That, or I'll take it out on you in the tournament."
*good end?*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Wanted posters have been appearing all over town. They all look the same, short and to the point. "WANTED: Experimental Specimen 084. Appearance: glowing ooze. Should be considered dangerous. REWARD: 10000 Gold."
The air genasi on the flying carpet grabs one. “Considered dangerous? It signed up for the games!” He scoffs, rolling his eyes
*almost nobody has seen the true ooze yet*
*ok, ill retcon that, sorry*
he takes the poster, puts it in his bag, and continues down the road
*It's fine*
Fives is looking at a poster nearby, trembling in place.
“You okay?”
They turn, their gauntlets instantly electrifying, before they can think enough to realize that the genasi isn't a threat. "Yeah, I'm just fine, how about you?"
Deception: 22
Insight: 8
”well it looked to me that you were panicking in a corner, so I wanted to make sure.”
Fives laughs, but the sound doesn't sound natural. "Ha, why would I be doing that?"
*is this Fives’ true form?*
He takes out a bottle of eye drops and puts them in one eye, then the other, whispering an incantation as he does. “No reason.”
*the being known as Fives is simply an armored vehicle for the goo*
"Oh, good. "Do you think they have any chance of catching this thing? It's sure got a large bounty on it."
“Yep. You certainly don’t want to get spotted outside of that. 084. That’s a bit off from fives, don’t you think?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"it was.... honestly, kinda profound. it was marching to... something. I don't know what, but I realized that the worlds were bigger than me then and there"
"I suppose that can be good to know."
"I didn't think Inevitables could be destroyed, how do you have parts of one?"
"I don't, it's just what my design is based off of."
"fascinating"
"Aww, thank you!" Fives seems to gleam with pride. Or, that's just the light reflecting off their armor.
"hey, do you want to play again? I noticed you were pretty beat up about losing"
They wave their hand. "Nah, I'll get over it. That, or I'll take it out on you in the tournament."
*good end?*
*sure*
"looking foreward to it!"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*thinking about it, is there anyone here who DOSENT have some kind of big secret?*
*Fives is actually evil goo, Kaia has some kind of ransom, kidnapping thing going on, one of drizzit's chars kills people and steals their skin, and Immerral [REDACTED, but something to do with blood and gods]*
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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They turn, their gauntlets instantly electrifying, before they can think enough to realize that the genasi isn't a threat. "Yeah, I'm just fine, how about you?"
Deception: 25
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"of course"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"fascinating"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Insight: 20
”well it looked to me that you were panicking in a corner, so I wanted to make sure.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“We’ll see how long that lasts.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Fives laughs, but the sound doesn't sound natural. "Ha, why would I be doing that?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"Aww, thank you!" Fives seems to gleam with pride. Or, that's just the light reflecting off their armor.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
"who is this coach?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"hey, do you want to play again? I noticed you were pretty beat up about losing"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*is this Fives’ true form?*
He takes out a bottle of eye drops and puts them in one eye, then the other, whispering an incantation as he does. “No reason.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Nobody important. If you found him, you would probably be able to kill him in… about 18 seconds.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Interesting"
*good end?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*sure*
“Good luck out there, paladin.” “Tails”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*are modern/futuristic items allowed?
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*IDK. maybe*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*the being known as Fives is simply an armored vehicle for the goo*
"Oh, good. "Do you think they have any chance of catching this thing? It's sure got a large bounty on it."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
They wave their hand. "Nah, I'll get over it. That, or I'll take it out on you in the tournament."
*good end?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
“Yep. You certainly don’t want to get spotted outside of that. 084. That’s a bit off from fives, don’t you think?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*sure*
"looking foreward to it!"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*thinking about it, is there anyone here who DOSENT have some kind of big secret?*
*Fives is actually evil goo, Kaia has some kind of ransom, kidnapping thing going on, one of drizzit's chars kills people and steals their skin, and Immerral [REDACTED, but something to do with blood and gods]*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life