The door to the tavern opens with a click, a figure nearly taking up the entire doorway making their way into the room. Their footsteps are nearly silent on the ground, as if the person themselves were weightless - which is odd, considering the nearly 7 to 8 ft tall creature in full plate with a full set of tined horns seems as if they would be making some kind of noise. They’re relatively humanoid in a strange, multi-regional plate for those that would be familiar with Zaidanian style, carrying the regality of celestial markings as well as the practicality of an armor meant to be worn in a desert. The chestplate fits entirely over the front of the body snugly, the lower, skeletal ribcage shaped segments bolted into place with brass, each rib carefully carved with some form of.. strange hieroglyph, encased in the shape of various unique oil lamps. At the waist is a thick belt made of clearly stripped and tanned giant’s heart muscle leather (any familiar with giants would know this kill is likely from a middle to older aged giant) with braided in porcelain beads, a separate type of leather sewn into it to better hold the assortment of items fastened securely to the belt — another violet and gold oil lamp, a rather large waterskin, and a stylized bag of holding bearing the seal of House Azerlius. Their boots are covered in small scuffs, banded with a strange black metal with glyphs carved into it, almost reminiscent of magic circle. Their main chestplate itself bears the silver and gold emblem of the waking dawn, a seal and badge attached to the left pauldron where it connects to the chestplate. Both pauldrons have been altered, the right one more so, layered metal plates almost designed to slide out into an improptu shield down the arm and to cover the neck. Their gauntlets also bear similar contraptions, as if the armor itself is made to lock down further and become impenetrable. Wrapped around their wrists are loose-hanging red ribbons, etched with silver paint in seemingly meaningless patterns. The entire armor set also seems to mimic the skeletal structure, embellished and with major bones engraved with various creatures. Back up to the helmet, their visor is relatively standard, though the holes in it are shielded by some sort of tinted, goggle-like film, the sides of the helmet bearing sharp edges like serrated forest leaves, two holes made on the sides of the head to accommodate the curving, strange antler-like horns that grow in the scale pattern a dragon’s might, yet splitting off more like a caribou’s would. Each tine holds its on gold ring, as well as some studs, and a central deathhawk-like golden-black plume runs down to the shoulders. A similarly colored and patterned half cape is attached by the shoulders, the House Azerlius coat of arms once again featured on it. At their side is a segmented double bladed axe, long and expertly forged, yet with one side of the blade is strange, unsharpened and with a similar ribbon to the ones around the knight’s wrists wrapped around to cover any engravings that would be on the blade itself.
Luckily, the windows of the establishment seem to be accounting for the nearly blindingly polished armor, windows shaded to prevent any glare from hitting any onlooker’s eyes. They take a seat, somewhere vacant, waiting patiently for the bartender to address them.
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The first tournament will be held when six or more contestants sign up, so make sure that if your character is participating they speak with a bartender the next time I’m on to register for it.
The first Killing Floor arena game opening is in the title, I’ll probably host once or twice a month.
Duels can be made at any time, and at the end of the month, the top five finalists will receive rewards. To initiate a duel, both combatants must consent to the fight and share their sheets or statblocks at the beginning of combat.
If you’re participating in one of these games, you need to have at least the barebones of a sheet or statblock. Anything not included on that sheet or statblock cannot be used in the arena or duel. These sheets will be shared with me when your character registers for the game :)
That’s all I had to say, if anyone has any questions please let me know. 🐊
*Reposting for everyone who missed. We currently have 2 people signed up for 2v2s and 4 for 1v1s.*
*I would like to sign up for a 2v2! I'll be using a level 11 character with one magic item and no other equipment! I'll share the full sheet in a moment!*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"are you sure? if someone threatened you, I should talk to them. you're my friend"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*I would like to sign up for a 2v2! I'll be using a level 11 character with one magic item and no other equipment! I'll share the full sheet in a moment!*
*That’s perfect actually, you’re my second 2v2 11th level character. Thanks :)*
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"are you sure? if someone threatened you, I should talk to them. you're my friend"
This seems to surprise them. "Really?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"are you sure? if someone threatened you, I should talk to them. you're my friend"
This seems to surprise them. "Really?"
"of course!"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"It seems to be nearly indestructible. From what I heard, the fire it experienced was a direct hit from a Fireball spell. Besides, there's not a lot of room in here. It's better if you hold it. I trust that you won't break or steal it." He reaches into a night cap lying next to him. It seems to have been empty, but he pulls out two cheese danishes. "Want one?"
She hesitantly keeps the skull and looks at carnival with curiosity. “Why are you doing this? I haven’t done anything for you.”
"In a positive relationship, someone has to be kind first. I don't doubt that you are a kind person, but I'm a little competitive about this stuff. I like it when people around me are comfortable, and if they'd rather be around someone else it defeats the point." He looks out at the world passing by them. "Do you like music?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Mal is carrying a stack of books, stumbling as he walks back to the tavern. Chara follows him close behind, snickering as he almost trips. He has a frustrated look on his face as he walks, but once he finally reaches the tavern, he puts the books down on a table and begins to read. Chara, bored, walks over to the bar and starts ordering some heavy wine, taking one of Mal's books without him noticing.
Fives walks into the tavern and towards Mal. "Mind if I sit here?"
He looks up from his book, nodding eagerly. "A companion! Perhaps we could exchange knowledge!"
"Maybe. Why are you carrying around this many books?"
"I'm a researcher!" He says animatedly. "I'm trying to summarize all the knowledge of Zaidan so I can bring it back to my home world, and meet some people from other worlds and learn their knowledge along the way!"
"Interesting! I wish I had any useful knowledge to share with you."
"I can share things with you!"
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
*I would like to sign up for a 2v2! I'll be using a level 11 character with one magic item and no other equipment! I'll share the full sheet in a moment!*
*That’s perfect actually, you’re my second 2v2 11th level character. Thanks :)*
*Okay, so he has incredibly high stats, and he uses the Grim Hollow species creation as well as the UA Psion class, but here we are!*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A short, scaled figure walks into the tavern, his metallic weapons gleaming in the light. he hops up onto a bar stool and orders a beer in a mug about the size of his head and begins sipping away happily, like a young child would sip a juice box.
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor waves as he enters
He grins and waves back, before heaving his mug and walking over to her. "Can I assume you're here to attempt the Killing Floor?"
"absoultley. and you?"
"And me indeed. Is this your first year?"
"yes. yourself?"
"First time. I'm not sure I'm ready. They let you take a companion with you, right?"
"yes. I'm fighting with one, in fact"
"Ah. If you're comfortable with sharing, who?"
"I dont know. I can summon servants of Heironeous, but its different each time. are you fighting with a partner?"
"Less a partner, more a pet. I can show you, if you like."
"sure"
"Alright. I'll finish my drink, then I'll meet you outside"
"sure" she heads outside
After a few minutes, he walks out to her. he looks up at the sky for a second, before pulling out a whistle and blowing into it. after a few seconds, a gigantic, blue creature swoops down, circling overhead. "That's Ziggy. beautiful, isn't she"
"indeed. what is he? I've never seen anything like him"
*Hey I'm back. sorry I took so long*
"I... don`t really know. she just kind of... showed up one day. I set a boar to roast over a fire, then went back inside while I waited. when I came outside, she'd eaten the entire thing whole. At first, I was terrified, of course, but she wasn't aggressive. pretty soon, she was my main fighting partner, gives me a good aerial view of the battlefield." after a few seconds, she flies off. "Oh, forgot to mention. The name's Crag. Crag Tagwail" He extends a small, clawed hand to shake.
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
"It fell on my head." They murmur. "But if you're offering, I like reading. What's that one about?"
"It fell on your head?" He tilts his head sideways, confused. "That jerk who was following me earlier must have stolen it and decided to harass someone else. You like reading? I love reading! This one is a book of Zaidan history, although only a small part of it, this one is biology, this one is also history..." He continues pointing.
He listens closely, then climbs onto Mal's lap to see the books better. He's very soft. "I like books about nature. And super-nature. Monsters and magic and stuff. Everything dovetails into history, though, doesn't it?"
"Well, history is interesting." He says. "But so is nature!"
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
A short, scaled figure walks into the tavern, his metallic weapons gleaming in the light. he hops up onto a bar stool and orders a beer in a mug about the size of his head and begins sipping away happily, like a young child would sip a juice box.
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor waves as he enters
He grins and waves back, before heaving his mug and walking over to her. "Can I assume you're here to attempt the Killing Floor?"
"absoultley. and you?"
"And me indeed. Is this your first year?"
"yes. yourself?"
"First time. I'm not sure I'm ready. They let you take a companion with you, right?"
"yes. I'm fighting with one, in fact"
"Ah. If you're comfortable with sharing, who?"
"I dont know. I can summon servants of Heironeous, but its different each time. are you fighting with a partner?"
"Less a partner, more a pet. I can show you, if you like."
"sure"
"Alright. I'll finish my drink, then I'll meet you outside"
"sure" she heads outside
After a few minutes, he walks out to her. he looks up at the sky for a second, before pulling out a whistle and blowing into it. after a few seconds, a gigantic, blue creature swoops down, circling overhead. "That's Ziggy. beautiful, isn't she"
"indeed. what is he? I've never seen anything like him"
*Hey I'm back. sorry I took so long*
"I... don`t really know. she just kind of... showed up one day. I set a boar to roast over a fire, then went back inside while I waited. when I came outside, she'd eaten the entire thing whole. At first, I was terrified, of course, but she wasn't aggressive. pretty soon, she was my main fighting partner, gives me a good aerial view of the battlefield." after a few seconds, she flies off. "Oh, forgot to mention. The name's Crag. Crag Tagwail" He extends a small, clawed hand to shake.
she shakes back. her grip is very strong. "Immerral Galanodel, paladin of Heironeous"
*sorry I misgendered the reptile*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
A short, scaled figure walks into the tavern, his metallic weapons gleaming in the light. he hops up onto a bar stool and orders a beer in a mug about the size of his head and begins sipping away happily, like a young child would sip a juice box.
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor waves as he enters
He grins and waves back, before heaving his mug and walking over to her. "Can I assume you're here to attempt the Killing Floor?"
"absoultley. and you?"
"And me indeed. Is this your first year?"
"yes. yourself?"
"First time. I'm not sure I'm ready. They let you take a companion with you, right?"
"yes. I'm fighting with one, in fact"
"Ah. If you're comfortable with sharing, who?"
"I dont know. I can summon servants of Heironeous, but its different each time. are you fighting with a partner?"
"Less a partner, more a pet. I can show you, if you like."
"sure"
"Alright. I'll finish my drink, then I'll meet you outside"
"sure" she heads outside
After a few minutes, he walks out to her. he looks up at the sky for a second, before pulling out a whistle and blowing into it. after a few seconds, a gigantic, blue creature swoops down, circling overhead. "That's Ziggy. beautiful, isn't she"
"indeed. what is he? I've never seen anything like him"
*Hey I'm back. sorry I took so long*
"I... don`t really know. she just kind of... showed up one day. I set a boar to roast over a fire, then went back inside while I waited. when I came outside, she'd eaten the entire thing whole. At first, I was terrified, of course, but she wasn't aggressive. pretty soon, she was my main fighting partner, gives me a good aerial view of the battlefield." after a few seconds, she flies off. "Oh, forgot to mention. The name's Crag. Crag Tagwail" He extends a small, clawed hand to shake.
she shakes back. her grip is very strong. "Immerral Galanodel, paladin of Heironeous"
*sorry I misgendered the reptile*
*Tis' fine. was originally going to be a he anyways*
"Well, good luck. see you on the killing floor."
*good ending?*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
He listens closely, then climbs onto Mal's lap to see the books better. He's very soft. "I like books about nature. And super-nature. Monsters and magic and stuff. Everything dovetails into history, though, doesn't it?"
"Well, history is interesting." He says. "But so is nature!"
"Interest is often about delivery as much as subject matter. I used to be a philosopher. Unfortunately, I was boring for a long time, and barely coherent before that. Now I'm just sleepy." He leans against Mal's chest. "History isn't so much a subject in and of itself but a massive series of subjects. I think that's where schools go wrong."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A short, scaled figure walks into the tavern, his metallic weapons gleaming in the light. he hops up onto a bar stool and orders a beer in a mug about the size of his head and begins sipping away happily, like a young child would sip a juice box.
a half-elf woman in shining silver armor waves as he enters
He grins and waves back, before heaving his mug and walking over to her. "Can I assume you're here to attempt the Killing Floor?"
"absoultley. and you?"
"And me indeed. Is this your first year?"
"yes. yourself?"
"First time. I'm not sure I'm ready. They let you take a companion with you, right?"
"yes. I'm fighting with one, in fact"
"Ah. If you're comfortable with sharing, who?"
"I dont know. I can summon servants of Heironeous, but its different each time. are you fighting with a partner?"
"Less a partner, more a pet. I can show you, if you like."
"sure"
"Alright. I'll finish my drink, then I'll meet you outside"
"sure" she heads outside
After a few minutes, he walks out to her. he looks up at the sky for a second, before pulling out a whistle and blowing into it. after a few seconds, a gigantic, blue creature swoops down, circling overhead. "That's Ziggy. beautiful, isn't she"
"indeed. what is he? I've never seen anything like him"
*Hey I'm back. sorry I took so long*
"I... don`t really know. she just kind of... showed up one day. I set a boar to roast over a fire, then went back inside while I waited. when I came outside, she'd eaten the entire thing whole. At first, I was terrified, of course, but she wasn't aggressive. pretty soon, she was my main fighting partner, gives me a good aerial view of the battlefield." after a few seconds, she flies off. "Oh, forgot to mention. The name's Crag. Crag Tagwail" He extends a small, clawed hand to shake.
she shakes back. her grip is very strong. "Immerral Galanodel, paladin of Heironeous"
*sorry I misgendered the reptile*
*Tis' fine. was originally going to be a he anyways*
"Well, good luck. see you on the killing floor."
*good ending?*
"I look forward to spareing you"
*sure!*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
He listens closely, then climbs onto Mal's lap to see the books better. He's very soft. "I like books about nature. And super-nature. Monsters and magic and stuff. Everything dovetails into history, though, doesn't it?"
"Well, history is interesting." He says. "But so is nature!"
"Interest is often about delivery as much as subject matter. I used to be a philosopher. Unfortunately, I was boring for a long time, and barely coherent before that. Now I'm just sleepy." He leans against Mal's chest. "History isn't so much a subject in and of itself but a massive series of subjects. I think that's where schools go wrong."
"It is!" He says excitedly, awkwardly moving away a bit. "History has so many subjects... I wish I could learn every one, but the human lifespan is so short and the world is so big... I brought some books from my own world to barter with the booksellers, if you'd like to see them. May I stand up?"
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
"Interest is often about delivery as much as subject matter. I used to be a philosopher. Unfortunately, I was boring for a long time, and barely coherent before that. Now I'm just sleepy." He leans against Mal's chest. "History isn't so much a subject in and of itself but a massive series of subjects. I think that's where schools go wrong."
"It is!" He says excitedly, awkwardly moving away a bit. "History has so many subjects... I wish I could learn every one, but the human lifespan is so short and the world is so big... I brought some books from my own world to barter with the booksellers, if you'd like to see them. May I stand up?"
"Mff. Sure." He flops down onto the floor with a loud thud.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Interest is often about delivery as much as subject matter. I used to be a philosopher. Unfortunately, I was boring for a long time, and barely coherent before that. Now I'm just sleepy." He leans against Mal's chest. "History isn't so much a subject in and of itself but a massive series of subjects. I think that's where schools go wrong."
"It is!" He says excitedly, awkwardly moving away a bit. "History has so many subjects... I wish I could learn every one, but the human lifespan is so short and the world is so big... I brought some books from my own world to barter with the booksellers, if you'd like to see them. May I stand up?"
"Mff. Sure." He flops down onto the floor with a loud thud.
"Thanks. Not big on physical contact... I've had some bad experiences with it. But okay. Where did I put those books where did I put those books..."
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
"Yeah. I think you're nice, and I want you to be able to talk about yourself. People like doing that, and since you're a person I thought you might too."
she smiles. "fair enough. I come from Oerth. my father wasn't around, I left home a few years ago to be a hero, and came here because it seems like a good place to continue" she sounds sad
"I came here to be a hero too." They nod solemnly. "I saw some great heroes once, and they scared me real bad. But they were still heroes, and they saved the day. I wanna have that kind of commanding presence someday, but no one wants me in their party. I'm hoping someone in the crowd will see me and want me to join."
"when I was a girl, a party of adventurers came into the city, and broke up a large cult. one of them was a paladin, they inspired me"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*On for a little while.*
The door to the tavern opens with a click, a figure nearly taking up the entire doorway making their way into the room. Their footsteps are nearly silent on the ground, as if the person themselves were weightless - which is odd, considering the nearly 7 to 8 ft tall creature in full plate with a full set of tined horns seems as if they would be making some kind of noise. They’re relatively humanoid in a strange, multi-regional plate for those that would be familiar with Zaidanian style, carrying the regality of celestial markings as well as the practicality of an armor meant to be worn in a desert. The chestplate fits entirely over the front of the body snugly, the lower, skeletal ribcage shaped segments bolted into place with brass, each rib carefully carved with some form of.. strange hieroglyph, encased in the shape of various unique oil lamps. At the waist is a thick belt made of clearly stripped and tanned giant’s heart muscle leather (any familiar with giants would know this kill is likely from a middle to older aged giant) with braided in porcelain beads, a separate type of leather sewn into it to better hold the assortment of items fastened securely to the belt — another violet and gold oil lamp, a rather large waterskin, and a stylized bag of holding bearing the seal of House Azerlius. Their boots are covered in small scuffs, banded with a strange black metal with glyphs carved into it, almost reminiscent of magic circle. Their main chestplate itself bears the silver and gold emblem of the waking dawn, a seal and badge attached to the left pauldron where it connects to the chestplate. Both pauldrons have been altered, the right one more so, layered metal plates almost designed to slide out into an improptu shield down the arm and to cover the neck. Their gauntlets also bear similar contraptions, as if the armor itself is made to lock down further and become impenetrable. Wrapped around their wrists are loose-hanging red ribbons, etched with silver paint in seemingly meaningless patterns. The entire armor set also seems to mimic the skeletal structure, embellished and with major bones engraved with various creatures. Back up to the helmet, their visor is relatively standard, though the holes in it are shielded by some sort of tinted, goggle-like film, the sides of the helmet bearing sharp edges like serrated forest leaves, two holes made on the sides of the head to accommodate the curving, strange antler-like horns that grow in the scale pattern a dragon’s might, yet splitting off more like a caribou’s would. Each tine holds its on gold ring, as well as some studs, and a central deathhawk-like golden-black plume runs down to the shoulders. A similarly colored and patterned half cape is attached by the shoulders, the House Azerlius coat of arms once again featured on it. At their side is a segmented double bladed axe, long and expertly forged, yet with one side of the blade is strange, unsharpened and with a similar ribbon to the ones around the knight’s wrists wrapped around to cover any engravings that would be on the blade itself.
Luckily, the windows of the establishment seem to be accounting for the nearly blindingly polished armor, windows shaded to prevent any glare from hitting any onlooker’s eyes. They take a seat, somewhere vacant, waiting patiently for the bartender to address them.
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I would like to sign up for a 2v2! I'll be using a level 11 character with one magic item and no other equipment! I'll share the full sheet in a moment!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"are you sure? if someone threatened you, I should talk to them. you're my friend"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*That’s perfect actually, you’re my second 2v2 11th level character. Thanks :)*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
This seems to surprise them. "Really?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"of course!"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"In a positive relationship, someone has to be kind first. I don't doubt that you are a kind person, but I'm a little competitive about this stuff. I like it when people around me are comfortable, and if they'd rather be around someone else it defeats the point." He looks out at the world passing by them. "Do you like music?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I can share things with you!"
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
*Okay, so he has incredibly high stats, and he uses the Grim Hollow species creation as well as the UA Psion class, but here we are!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Hey I'm back. sorry I took so long*
"I... don`t really know. she just kind of... showed up one day. I set a boar to roast over a fire, then went back inside while I waited. when I came outside, she'd eaten the entire thing whole. At first, I was terrified, of course, but she wasn't aggressive. pretty soon, she was my main fighting partner, gives me a good aerial view of the battlefield." after a few seconds, she flies off. "Oh, forgot to mention. The name's Crag. Crag Tagwail" He extends a small, clawed hand to shake.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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"Well, history is interesting." He says. "But so is nature!"
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
she shakes back. her grip is very strong. "Immerral Galanodel, paladin of Heironeous"
*sorry I misgendered the reptile*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Tis' fine. was originally going to be a he anyways*
"Well, good luck. see you on the killing floor."
*good ending?*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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"Interest is often about delivery as much as subject matter. I used to be a philosopher. Unfortunately, I was boring for a long time, and barely coherent before that. Now I'm just sleepy." He leans against Mal's chest. "History isn't so much a subject in and of itself but a massive series of subjects. I think that's where schools go wrong."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I look forward to spareing you"
*sure!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"It is!" He says excitedly, awkwardly moving away a bit. "History has so many subjects... I wish I could learn every one, but the human lifespan is so short and the world is so big... I brought some books from my own world to barter with the booksellers, if you'd like to see them. May I stand up?"
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
"Mff. Sure." He flops down onto the floor with a loud thud.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Thanks. Not big on physical contact... I've had some bad experiences with it. But okay. Where did I put those books where did I put those books..."
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“And then we’d be in this same situation again.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor