*Hey Fry, would you like to meet the Potato Man? He's very friendly, but he is an unclean nature spirit born from magical pollution and fear of the Other*
*the w h o *
*You leave a fingerling potato under your pillow for the potato man every night, or he'll come and take you away.*
*oh of course just how we keep a little dirt under our pillow for the dirt man*
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
A loud scuttling eminates from the shadows, and five writhing masses of metal crawl up from the walls... At the end of each long centipede like construct is an insectoid head, with a singular eye. Blades emerge from the five constructs, whirring.
"You asked for this. Just remember that."
Sundew warps 30 feet backwards, dissolving into mist and reforming. She then fires three arrows, two into two of the construct's eyes, and one into the area between the other three. The third arrow bursts with energy when it hits its target.
Attacks for the arrows:
25, 21, 16
Damage for the first two arrows: 4, 10, both magical piercing
Damage for the exploding one: 12 force for everything in a 10 foot radius
*urgh on mobile rn, don’t have statblock, but I remember tge AC sorry if I’m wrong tho. the first two hit.* The thing hisses in pain.
”… You are strong… if not for the weakness of your flesh, you might be a threat to us… But alas, even if you were somehow able to reach Deep Storage, you could not possibly defeat our Master… in fact, you aren’t much threat to me, are you…?”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Hey Fry, would you like to meet the Potato Man? He's very friendly, but he is an unclean nature spirit born from magical pollution and fear of the Other*
*the w h o *
*You leave a fingerling potato under your pillow for the potato man every night, or he'll come and take you away.*
*oh of course just how we keep a little dirt under our pillow for the dirt man*
*And a few entrails for the organ man!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Hey Fry, would you like to meet the Potato Man? He's very friendly, but he is an unclean nature spirit born from magical pollution and fear of the Other*
*the w h o *
*You leave a fingerling potato under your pillow for the potato man every night, or he'll come and take you away.*
*oh of course just how we keep a little dirt under our pillow for the dirt man*
*And a few entrails for the organ man!*
*bones for the bone man*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Hey Fry, would you like to meet the Potato Man? He's very friendly, but he is an unclean nature spirit born from magical pollution and fear of the Other*
*the w h o *
*You leave a fingerling potato under your pillow for the potato man every night, or he'll come and take you away.*
*oh of course just how we keep a little dirt under our pillow for the dirt man*
*And a few entrails for the organ man!*
*bones for the bone man*
*Little bits of white string tied to furniture for some unknown reason for the little bits of white string tied to furniture for some unknown reason man.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
The shockwave sends the auctioneer flying back into the curtain. Mac stands up weakly and dusts her hands off. "That's a neat trick."
Willow sighs. "Sundew's gonna kill me for being this obvious. Come on, we should get out of here."
"Not before i send a message." She cracks her knuckles, and the runes carved into her prosthetic arm begin to glow scarlet, gathering heat. "BUYERS OF THE CRIMSON MARKET!" She booms, her voice commanding silence and fear. "YOU COME TO THIS HOUSE OF DEPRAVITY TO BUY AND SELL IN LIFE! YOU PURCHASE GOOD CREATURES WITH DIGNITY, YET YOU HAVE NONE OF YOUR OWN!" She walks over to the fallen auctioneer, seizing them by the neck. Their gala mask has fallen off, revealing nothing but a pretty face. "And you," She hisses. "You are the worst of all. You hide your shame behind this mask because even you know how sinful you really are." She presses her silver hand into their face, the sound of their screams and burning flesh doing nothing to faze her. "Tomorrow, you will put that mask back on, you will pretend as if none of this happened. But I will know." She shoves them forward in the direction of the crowd, as he's done to the auction items hundred of times before. "They will know. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL!" her voice breaks into a ragged scream.
Willow tries to hide her fear and revulsion as the auctioneer's face is melted off. She slowly backs away and off the stage, before disappearing into the shadows.
The auctioneer is alive, but their face is marred with fresh burns. Mac dusts off her hands. "Wait, where are you going?" She staggers off after Willow.
"Oh, you know, have to get back to my friend. She worries about me a lot."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Greetings! greetings! if i post on forum you can refer to me as AG.
I do a lot of character building and love dnd bc of story telling （*＾-＾*）
i love building characters and I underprepare for sessions I'm dming as. theater is pretty cool. coding is pretty cool. Ravnica is the best plane ever created.
looking to just hang out and have a good time around this place. (￣y▽,￣)╭
”… You are strong… if not for the weakness of your flesh, you might be a threat to us… But alas, even if you were somehow able to reach Deep Storage, you could not possibly defeat our Master… in fact, you aren’t much threat to me, are you…?”
Sundew shrugs. "Hey, you're the one who wants to add me to some 'collection'. Consider that pain a warning. Threaten me or anyone I care about again, and I won't hold back."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
”… You are strong… if not for the weakness of your flesh, you might be a threat to us… But alas, even if you were somehow able to reach Deep Storage, you could not possibly defeat our Master… in fact, you aren’t much threat to me, are you…?”
Sundew shrugs. "Hey, you're the one who wants to add me to some 'collection'. Consider that pain a warning. Threaten me or anyone I care about again, and I won't hold back."
“Oh, foolish creature… all will be one with the Collection! All will be safe from the dangers of life. Our orders were to sustain the Collection, and so that is what must be done!”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
”… You are strong… if not for the weakness of your flesh, you might be a threat to us… But alas, even if you were somehow able to reach Deep Storage, you could not possibly defeat our Master… in fact, you aren’t much threat to me, are you…?”
Sundew shrugs. "Hey, you're the one who wants to add me to some 'collection'. Consider that pain a warning. Threaten me or anyone I care about again, and I won't hold back."
“Oh, foolish creature… all will be one with the Collection! All will be safe from the dangers of life. Our orders were to sustain the Collection, and so that is what must be done!”
She sighs. "Did you listen to a word I said?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
”… You are strong… if not for the weakness of your flesh, you might be a threat to us… But alas, even if you were somehow able to reach Deep Storage, you could not possibly defeat our Master… in fact, you aren’t much threat to me, are you…?”
Sundew shrugs. "Hey, you're the one who wants to add me to some 'collection'. Consider that pain a warning. Threaten me or anyone I care about again, and I won't hold back."
“Oh, foolish creature… all will be one with the Collection! All will be safe from the dangers of life. Our orders were to sustain the Collection, and so that is what must be done!”
She sighs. "Did you listen to a word I said?"
“Oh, your threat certainly was… interesting, but no, I care about what you have to say as much as I would for a small rodent.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
”… You are strong… if not for the weakness of your flesh, you might be a threat to us… But alas, even if you were somehow able to reach Deep Storage, you could not possibly defeat our Master… in fact, you aren’t much threat to me, are you…?”
Sundew shrugs. "Hey, you're the one who wants to add me to some 'collection'. Consider that pain a warning. Threaten me or anyone I care about again, and I won't hold back."
“Oh, foolish creature… all will be one with the Collection! All will be safe from the dangers of life. Our orders were to sustain the Collection, and so that is what must be done!”
She sighs. "Did you listen to a word I said?"
“Oh, your threat certainly was… interesting, but no, I care about what you have to say as much as I would for a small rodent.”
Sundew no longer has any humor in her voice. "And you just keep digging that hole of insults and annoyances, without anything to back them up." She prepares to fire more arrows at the creature.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
”… You are strong… if not for the weakness of your flesh, you might be a threat to us… But alas, even if you were somehow able to reach Deep Storage, you could not possibly defeat our Master… in fact, you aren’t much threat to me, are you…?”
Sundew shrugs. "Hey, you're the one who wants to add me to some 'collection'. Consider that pain a warning. Threaten me or anyone I care about again, and I won't hold back."
“Oh, foolish creature… all will be one with the Collection! All will be safe from the dangers of life. Our orders were to sustain the Collection, and so that is what must be done!”
She sighs. "Did you listen to a word I said?"
“Oh, your threat certainly was… interesting, but no, I care about what you have to say as much as I would for a small rodent.”
Sundew no longer has any humor in her voice. "And you just keep digging that hole of insults and annoyances, without anything to back them up." She prepares to fire more arrows at the creature.
“Oh. So that’s how it is. You want proof? I’ll give you proof.”
The creature’s cyclops an eyes target onto Sundew, unmoving, unblinking. Tge blades upon its maw begin to whirr.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
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*oh of course just how we keep a little dirt under our pillow for the dirt man*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
*urgh on mobile rn, don’t have statblock, but I remember tge AC sorry if I’m wrong tho. the first two hit.*
The thing hisses in pain.
”… You are strong… if not for the weakness of your flesh, you might be a threat to us… But alas, even if you were somehow able to reach Deep Storage, you could not possibly defeat our Master… in fact, you aren’t much threat to me, are you…?”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*And a few entrails for the organ man!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Gasp! The true Gonzalo!*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*Hmmm... I'm wondering how to introduce the potato man...*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
*bones for the bone man*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Little bits of white string tied to furniture for some unknown reason for the little bits of white string tied to furniture for some unknown reason man.*
*It is I!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*:P*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*GONZZZ*
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
"Oh, you know, have to get back to my friend. She worries about me a lot."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
*huh it really is gonz :>*
Greetings! greetings! if i post on forum you can refer to me as AG.
I do a lot of character building and love dnd bc of story telling （*＾-＾*）
i love building characters and I underprepare for sessions I'm dming as. theater is pretty cool. coding is pretty cool. Ravnica is the best plane ever created.
looking to just hang out and have a good time around this place. (￣y▽,￣)╭
idk what a extended signature is
Sundew shrugs. "Hey, you're the one who wants to add me to some 'collection'. Consider that pain a warning. Threaten me or anyone I care about again, and I won't hold back."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
*Hiya AG!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Oh, foolish creature… all will be one with the Collection! All will be safe from the dangers of life. Our orders were to sustain the Collection, and so that is what must be done!”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
She sighs. "Did you listen to a word I said?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
“Oh, your threat certainly was… interesting, but no, I care about what you have to say as much as I would for a small rodent.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Sundew no longer has any humor in her voice. "And you just keep digging that hole of insults and annoyances, without anything to back them up." She prepares to fire more arrows at the creature.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I'd rather be gaming.
“Oh. So that’s how it is. You want proof? I’ll give you proof.”
The creature’s cyclops an eyes target onto Sundew, unmoving, unblinking. Tge blades upon its maw begin to whirr.
Tge creature walks 20 feet forward.
All five heads strike at Sundew.
14 Damage: 7 slashing damage
26 Damage: 7 slashing damage.
16 Damage: 11 slashing damage.
18 Damage: 8 slashing damage.
12 Damage: 11 slashing damage.
If any attack hits, it can move Sundew either five feet towards the creature or five feet away for each that hits.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.