*Hey Fry, would you like to meet the Potato Man? He's very friendly, but he is an unclean nature spirit born from magical pollution and fear of the Other*
*the w h o *
*You leave a fingerling potato under your pillow for the potato man every night, or he'll come and take you away.*
*oh of course just how we keep a little dirt under our pillow for the dirt man*
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
A loud scuttling eminates from the shadows, and five writhing masses of metal crawl up from the walls... At the end of each long centipede like construct is an insectoid head, with a singular eye. Blades emerge from the five constructs, whirring.
"You asked for this. Just remember that."
Sundew warps 30 feet backwards, dissolving into mist and reforming. She then fires three arrows, two into two of the construct's eyes, and one into the area between the other three. The third arrow bursts with energy when it hits its target.
Attacks for the arrows:
25, 21, 16
Damage for the first two arrows: 4, 10, both magical piercing
Damage for the exploding one: 12 force for everything in a 10 foot radius
*urgh on mobile rn, don’t have statblock, but I remember tge AC sorry if I’m wrong tho. the first two hit.* The thing hisses in pain.
”… You are strong… if not for the weakness of your flesh, you might be a threat to us… But alas, even if you were somehow able to reach Deep Storage, you could not possibly defeat our Master… in fact, you aren’t much threat to me, are you…?”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Hey Fry, would you like to meet the Potato Man? He's very friendly, but he is an unclean nature spirit born from magical pollution and fear of the Other*
*the w h o *
*You leave a fingerling potato under your pillow for the potato man every night, or he'll come and take you away.*
*oh of course just how we keep a little dirt under our pillow for the dirt man*
*And a few entrails for the organ man!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Hey Fry, would you like to meet the Potato Man? He's very friendly, but he is an unclean nature spirit born from magical pollution and fear of the Other*
*the w h o *
*You leave a fingerling potato under your pillow for the potato man every night, or he'll come and take you away.*
*oh of course just how we keep a little dirt under our pillow for the dirt man*
*And a few entrails for the organ man!*
*bones for the bone man*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Hey Fry, would you like to meet the Potato Man? He's very friendly, but he is an unclean nature spirit born from magical pollution and fear of the Other*
*the w h o *
*You leave a fingerling potato under your pillow for the potato man every night, or he'll come and take you away.*
*oh of course just how we keep a little dirt under our pillow for the dirt man*
*And a few entrails for the organ man!*
*bones for the bone man*
*Little bits of white string tied to furniture for some unknown reason for the little bits of white string tied to furniture for some unknown reason man.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
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*oh of course just how we keep a little dirt under our pillow for the dirt man*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
*urgh on mobile rn, don’t have statblock, but I remember tge AC sorry if I’m wrong tho. the first two hit.*
The thing hisses in pain.
”… You are strong… if not for the weakness of your flesh, you might be a threat to us… But alas, even if you were somehow able to reach Deep Storage, you could not possibly defeat our Master… in fact, you aren’t much threat to me, are you…?”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*And a few entrails for the organ man!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Gasp! The true Gonzalo!*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*Hmmm... I'm wondering how to introduce the potato man...*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
*bones for the bone man*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Little bits of white string tied to furniture for some unknown reason for the little bits of white string tied to furniture for some unknown reason man.*
*It is I!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.