Welcome to the cult of the Dover Demon! I'm Goobertio, call me whatever you want to. The Dover Demon is a creature reportedly sighted on April 21–22, 1977, in Dover, Massachusetts, a town about 15 miles (24 km) southwest of downtown Boston. Bill Bartlett's original sketch of the Dover Demon.
The Dover Demon is a quasi-humanoid being, about 4 ft. in height, and seems to be a facultative biped. It has white skin, thin limbs, tendril-like digits, an ovoid head and a pair of large glowing eyes. What a drawable little cross between Megamind, Gollum, and Ted from IHNMAIMS as a slug blob thing!
Leader: Goobertio
Apostles:
Acolytes:
Disciples:
Initiates:
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Allies: Jeff the Roomba
Enemies:
There's a language in my extended sig that I will speak.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I live near dover and lemme tell you when I was a kid in the evening swinging outside with my sis, I randomly looked behind me. when my sis when in, so did I, the idea of something being in the woods spooped me badly
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
*Follows dramatically, while playing the dun-dun-DUNNNNNNN sound from a soundboard*
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The Jeff Cult has fought wars over pettier reasons before
This is the minimum amount of trouble that could happen
like
Nothing has even happened yet
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
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(This is a joke.)
Welcome to the cult of the Dover Demon! I'm Goobertio, call me whatever you want to. The Dover Demon is a creature reportedly sighted on April 21–22, 1977, in Dover, Massachusetts, a town about 15 miles (24 km) southwest of downtown Boston. Bill Bartlett's original sketch of the Dover Demon.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
nyeheheheheh my precious
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
What an adorable creature
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
I live near dover and lemme tell you when I was a kid in the evening swinging outside with my sis, I randomly looked behind me. when my sis when in, so did I, the idea of something being in the woods spooped me badly
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Thats fair
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
Hallo
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Al
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
GOOB
JEFF THE ROOMBA CULT WILL FORCE YOU TO BREAK THE ALLIANCE WITH US
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
*walks into room ominously* Ahem.
*Dramatic pause, the suspense*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I have the clay
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
*Follows dramatically, while playing the dun-dun-DUNNNNNNN sound from a soundboard*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*Walks in singing the banana man song*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
All this trouble over a otter that had a dam band
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Listen
The Jeff Cult has fought wars over pettier reasons before
This is the minimum amount of trouble that could happen
like
Nothing has even happened yet
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
We are the pettiest cult.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds. But I’ll try my best!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Yet your gonna threaten goob to break the alliance they have with me so technically ehhh
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
WE are lol
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*pulls out comically large scroll* Dover Demon Cult, we offer you an alliance with the Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult. We can get into the details later (ignore the fine print on here btw), however the one major takeaway point is that in order to accept this alliance you must cut ties with the Emmet the Otter Cult, and probably the Kitchen Alliance cult as well as any other cults that Dinaoskfcnd make that would be opposed to us. You must understand that as war brews between the two we're giving you a chance to turn back from this knockoff and choose the winning side instead! Also if you don't accept we may or may not smite you both but that's irrelevant, in fact why are you reading this I told you to ignore the fine print
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Dinao
Do you know what 'going to' means
It means that eventually something will happen
Nothing has happened yet
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Nevermind stuff is going down
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.