*for anyone else who wishes to rp, or who wishes to start creating sentient beings*
Dialecus and the Early Reaper are talking under a large rock. Dialecus sits cross legged with his eyes closed, while the Early Reaper stands, chopping away at another rock, making a form that seems to be a skull.
The Plague Bearer returns in a puff of smoke, in a lab coat, wearing glasses perched haphazardly on their deer skull.
"So! Early Reaper! I have run the calculations, and- who are you?"
"This is Dialecus." The Early Reaper says. "Claims to be a wind god. I saw him give a life goddess breath, which leads me to believe he could possibly be the key to creating beings."
"Creation requires two..." Dialecus protests.
"Ah, yes, but with three, we could do great things..."
"Interesting... Most interesting..."
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The clocks run out, too late to wake up. You're locked under this nightmare's thumb. Begging you hide and run.
*for anyone else who wishes to rp, or who wishes to start creating sentient beings*
Dialecus and the Early Reaper are talking under a large rock. Dialecus sits cross legged with his eyes closed, while the Early Reaper stands, chopping away at another rock, making a form that seems to be a skull.
The Plague Bearer returns in a puff of smoke, in a lab coat, wearing glasses perched haphazardly on their deer skull.
"So! Early Reaper! I have run the calculations, and- who are you?"
"This is Dialecus." The Early Reaper says. "Claims to be a wind god. I saw him give a life goddess breath, which leads me to believe he could possibly be the key to creating beings."
"Creation requires two..." Dialecus protests.
"Ah, yes, but with three, we could do great things..."
"Interesting... Most interesting..."
"Yes. I have been holding him here. I believe he could escape if he wanted to, but he has nothing else to be doing, I suppose. Life is rather boring without... well, life!" The Early Reaper chuckles grimly.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
*cut with caparin* ”Bah. What are you, the language police?”
"You Would Object To Me//Us Delibratley Mispronouing Your Name" it imitates your voice "Marsha"
“… Ew. No. Ew. Gross. Die please. Ew. Ew. Ew.”
An appendage made from a twitching purple substance extends from her and grasps the drone, disintegrating the atoms that construct.
"In The Future, Please Endevor To Pronounce My//Our Name Correctly" it imitates your voice again "Marsha"
“Ew. No. Please die. Ew. Ah. No. That is gross. Never do that again.”
"Imagine How I//We Quote Enquote Feel" its glowing eye is dimming
"Mmmmm... No. I don't think I will."
"Fair Enough." it imitates your voice again "Marhsa"
"Why thank you! Anyways, what are ya doin' here in hell with me?"
"I//We Are Here To Preform//Fulfil Our Function"
"Which is...?"
"To Inspire Invention//Progress"
"Huh. Hell's a strange place to do that, doncha think?"
"It Makes No Diffrence To Me//Us. What Is Your Function?"
"Chaos. Randomness. All that jazz."
"...Interesting"
"Why thank you! I sure think it is."
"Did You Choose This Function?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Dialecus flies through the sky above them, landing and bowing. "Who would you be?"
They bow their head in acknowledgment "Mausama. And what might your name be?"
"I am Dialecus, god of the wind. Hello, Mausama."
"Hmm. Very interesting." The temperature begins to shift to a warmer one, closer to about 10. Their robe begins to turn green and flower, though a pale green, with their cloth mask turning to leaves. "I can see how great of an ally you may be."
"As would be you. You are strange indeed. Shifting like the seasons but constantly still."
"Why thank you." They grab hold of a piece of wood from their robe that grows into two teacups, with a few leaves and flowers. "Care for some tea?"
"Perhaps. Back in my home world, we had a drink called iced tea. Or... lemon tea. A hot version of lemonade that was nice on cold days. We had delicious drinks back at home..."
*for anyone else who wishes to rp, or who wishes to start creating sentient beings*
Dialecus and the Early Reaper are talking under a large rock. Dialecus sits cross legged with his eyes closed, while the Early Reaper stands, chopping away at another rock, making a form that seems to be a skull.
The Plague Bearer returns in a puff of smoke, in a lab coat, wearing glasses perched haphazardly on their deer skull.
"So! Early Reaper! I have run the calculations, and- who are you?"
"This is Dialecus." The Early Reaper says. "Claims to be a wind god. I saw him give a life goddess breath, which leads me to believe he could possibly be the key to creating beings."
"Creation requires two..." Dialecus protests.
"Ah, yes, but with three, we could do great things..."
"Interesting... Most interesting..."
"Yes. I have been holding him here. I believe he could escape if he wanted to, but he has nothing else to be doing, I suppose. Life is rather boring without... well, life!" The Early Reaper chuckles grimly.
“It is, if what we are experiencing truly is life…”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Masha is sitting in the dirt, her right hand gloved in a jagged purple substance constantly jittering and twisting. Masha is busy grabbing a handful of dirt and watching it disintegrate in her hands, and then creating a small rock in the palm of her other hand, and stacking it onto a small tower of rocks to the left of her. When she see's the other figure, she stands up, kicks over her tower of rocks, and wipes her hands on her jeans.
"Oh! Hello there! There really are a bunch of people here! Who are you?"
The figure chuckles a bit and smiles, before bowing their head "Mausama, the god of weather. What about you?" They swirl a cloud of snow in the air.
"Masha, Unholy being of Chaos, Destruction, Random Chance, you get the gist. I would shake your hand, but then your atoms would get vaporized and stored alongside mine for repurposing. And that tends to end a conversation real fast, y'know?"
"I can compromise, you know?" The snow shifts into a floating arm "I guess we are both beings of change...?"
*Cut with Capatin* ”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Dialecus flies through the sky above them, landing and bowing. "Who would you be?"
They bow their head in acknowledgment "Mausama. And what might your name be?"
"I am Dialecus, god of the wind. Hello, Mausama."
"Hmm. Very interesting." The temperature begins to shift to a warmer one, closer to about 10. Their robe begins to turn green and flower, though a pale green, with their cloth mask turning to leaves. "I can see how great of an ally you may be."
"As would be you. You are strange indeed. Shifting like the seasons but constantly still."
"Why thank you." They grab hold of a piece of wood from their robe that grows into two teacups, with a few leaves and flowers. "Care for some tea?"
"Perhaps. Back in my home world, we had a drink called iced tea. Or... lemon tea. A hot version of lemonade that was nice on cold days. We had delicious drinks back at home..."
Their grin slims, jaw flat inquisitively.
"My home world was known for cuisine. And culture. But back to you. What are you doing out here?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
*Cut with Capatin* ”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
"Were You Forced//Coerced//Otherwise Unwilling To Take On This Function?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Masha is sitting in the dirt, her right hand gloved in a jagged purple substance constantly jittering and twisting. Masha is busy grabbing a handful of dirt and watching it disintegrate in her hands, and then creating a small rock in the palm of her other hand, and stacking it onto a small tower of rocks to the left of her. When she see's the other figure, she stands up, kicks over her tower of rocks, and wipes her hands on her jeans.
"Oh! Hello there! There really are a bunch of people here! Who are you?"
The figure chuckles a bit and smiles, before bowing their head "Mausama, the god of weather. What about you?" They swirl a cloud of snow in the air.
"Masha, Unholy being of Chaos, Destruction, Random Chance, you get the gist. I would shake your hand, but then your atoms would get vaporized and stored alongside mine for repurposing. And that tends to end a conversation real fast, y'know?"
"I can compromise, you know?" The snow shifts into a floating arm "I guess we are both beings of change...?"
“I guess we are! The seasons are quite chaotic. I like that about them.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Cut with Capatin* ”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
"Were You Forced//Coerced//Otherwise Unwilling To Take On This Function?"
“Nope.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Masha is sitting in the dirt, her right hand gloved in a jagged purple substance constantly jittering and twisting. Masha is busy grabbing a handful of dirt and watching it disintegrate in her hands, and then creating a small rock in the palm of her other hand, and stacking it onto a small tower of rocks to the left of her. When she see's the other figure, she stands up, kicks over her tower of rocks, and wipes her hands on her jeans.
"Oh! Hello there! There really are a bunch of people here! Who are you?"
The figure chuckles a bit and smiles, before bowing their head "Mausama, the god of weather. What about you?" They swirl a cloud of snow in the air.
"Masha, Unholy being of Chaos, Destruction, Random Chance, you get the gist. I would shake your hand, but then your atoms would get vaporized and stored alongside mine for repurposing. And that tends to end a conversation real fast, y'know?"
"I can compromise, you know?" The snow shifts into a floating arm "I guess we are both beings of change...?"
“I guess we are! The seasons are quite chaotic. I like that about them.”
"I enjoy that as well." The snow hand waves as if asking to shake. "Oh, and be wary. A true cold is coming soon."
*Cut with Capatin* ”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
"Were You Forced//Coerced//Otherwise Unwilling To Take On This Function?"
“Nope.”
"Why Did You Choose It? Or Was It Simply As You Were Born//Created?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
"Why thank you! I sure think it is."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Interesting... Most interesting..."
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"Yes. I have been holding him here. I believe he could escape if he wanted to, but he has nothing else to be doing, I suppose. Life is rather boring without... well, life!" The Early Reaper chuckles grimly.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Did You Choose This Function?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Their grin slims, jaw flat inquisitively.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“It is, if what we are experiencing truly is life…”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Cut with gonz*
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"I can compromise, you know?" The snow shifts into a floating arm "I guess we are both beings of change...?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Cut with Capatin*
”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"My home world was known for cuisine. And culture. But back to you. What are you doing out here?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Were You Forced//Coerced//Otherwise Unwilling To Take On This Function?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“I guess we are! The seasons are quite chaotic. I like that about them.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Nope.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Dialecus, Masha, and Mausama need to have a three person meeting :3 they're all chance and change gods.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"I enjoy that as well." The snow hand waves as if asking to shake. "Oh, and be wary. A true cold is coming soon."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Why Did You Choose It? Or Was It Simply As You Were Born//Created?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!