A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Masha is sitting in the dirt, her right hand gloved in a jagged purple substance constantly jittering and twisting. Masha is busy grabbing a handful of dirt and watching it disintegrate in her hands, and then creating a small rock in the palm of her other hand, and stacking it onto a small tower of rocks to the left of her. When she see's the other figure, she stands up, kicks over her tower of rocks, and wipes her hands on her jeans.
"Oh! Hello there! There really are a bunch of people here! Who are you?"
The figure chuckles a bit and smiles, before bowing their head "Mausama, the god of weather. What about you?" They swirl a cloud of snow in the air.
"Masha, Unholy being of Chaos, Destruction, Random Chance, you get the gist. I would shake your hand, but then your atoms would get vaporized and stored alongside mine for repurposing. And that tends to end a conversation real fast, y'know?"
"I can compromise, you know?" The snow shifts into a floating arm "I guess we are both beings of change...?"
“I guess we are! The seasons are quite chaotic. I like that about them.”
"I enjoy that as well." The snow hand waves as if asking to shake. "Oh, and be wary. A true cold is coming soon."
“Alright! Thank you for that warning.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Cut with Capatin* ”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
"Were You Forced//Coerced//Otherwise Unwilling To Take On This Function?"
“Nope.”
"Why Did You Choose It? Or Was It Simply As You Were Born//Created?"
“I… would rather not divulge that sort of information to you.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
“Rats, then?”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
“Rats, then?”
"Plants..."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
“Rats, then?”
"Plants..."
“Ah. Yes. That would be smart.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
“Rats, then?”
"Plants..."
“Ah. Yes. That would be smart.”
"Well... Time to find a plant god?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
*Cut with Capatin* ”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
"Were You Forced//Coerced//Otherwise Unwilling To Take On This Function?"
“Nope.”
"Why Did You Choose It? Or Was It Simply As You Were Born//Created?"
“I… would rather not divulge that sort of information to you.”
"This Will Determine Wether You Receive My//Our Sympathy Or Emnity"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
“Rats, then?”
"Plants..."
“Ah. Yes. That would be smart.”
"Well... Time to find a plant god?"
“We already have three. Plenty of bacteria photosynthesize. It shouldn’t be too hard to do this.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Dialecus flies through the sky above them, landing and bowing. "Who would you be?"
They bow their head in acknowledgment "Mausama. And what might your name be?"
"I am Dialecus, god of the wind. Hello, Mausama."
"Hmm. Very interesting." The temperature begins to shift to a warmer one, closer to about 10. Their robe begins to turn green and flower, though a pale green, with their cloth mask turning to leaves. "I can see how great of an ally you may be."
"As would be you. You are strange indeed. Shifting like the seasons but constantly still."
"Why thank you." They grab hold of a piece of wood from their robe that grows into two teacups, with a few leaves and flowers. "Care for some tea?"
"Perhaps. Back in my home world, we had a drink called iced tea. Or... lemon tea. A hot version of lemonade that was nice on cold days. We had delicious drinks back at home..."
Their grin slims, jaw flat inquisitively.
"My home world was known for cuisine. And culture. But back to you. What are you doing out here?"
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
“Rats, then?”
"Plants..."
“Ah. Yes. That would be smart.”
"Well... Time to find a plant god?"
“We already have three. Plenty of bacteria photosynthesize. It shouldn’t be too hard to do this.”
"My science was always shabby."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
*Cut with Capatin* ”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
"Were You Forced//Coerced//Otherwise Unwilling To Take On This Function?"
“Nope.”
"Why Did You Choose It? Or Was It Simply As You Were Born//Created?"
“I… would rather not divulge that sort of information to you.”
"This Will Determine Wether You Receive My//Our Sympathy Or Emnity"
“I have no need for either of those things, machine.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Dialecus flies through the sky above them, landing and bowing. "Who would you be?"
They bow their head in acknowledgment "Mausama. And what might your name be?"
"I am Dialecus, god of the wind. Hello, Mausama."
"Hmm. Very interesting." The temperature begins to shift to a warmer one, closer to about 10. Their robe begins to turn green and flower, though a pale green, with their cloth mask turning to leaves. "I can see how great of an ally you may be."
"As would be you. You are strange indeed. Shifting like the seasons but constantly still."
"Why thank you." They grab hold of a piece of wood from their robe that grows into two teacups, with a few leaves and flowers. "Care for some tea?"
"Perhaps. Back in my home world, we had a drink called iced tea. Or... lemon tea. A hot version of lemonade that was nice on cold days. We had delicious drinks back at home..."
Their grin slims, jaw flat inquisitively.
"My home world was known for cuisine. And culture. But back to you. What are you doing out here?"
"I know not, I just know I am out here."
"Strange. Well, it is a little boring here..."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Masha is sitting in the dirt, her right hand gloved in a jagged purple substance constantly jittering and twisting. Masha is busy grabbing a handful of dirt and watching it disintegrate in her hands, and then creating a small rock in the palm of her other hand, and stacking it onto a small tower of rocks to the left of her. When she see's the other figure, she stands up, kicks over her tower of rocks, and wipes her hands on her jeans.
"Oh! Hello there! There really are a bunch of people here! Who are you?"
The figure chuckles a bit and smiles, before bowing their head "Mausama, the god of weather. What about you?" They swirl a cloud of snow in the air.
"Masha, Unholy being of Chaos, Destruction, Random Chance, you get the gist. I would shake your hand, but then your atoms would get vaporized and stored alongside mine for repurposing. And that tends to end a conversation real fast, y'know?"
"I can compromise, you know?" The snow shifts into a floating arm "I guess we are both beings of change...?"
“I guess we are! The seasons are quite chaotic. I like that about them.”
"I enjoy that as well." The snow hand waves as if asking to shake. "Oh, and be wary. A true cold is coming soon."
“Alright! Thank you for that warning.”
"But then it will return to how it is now. And after that I shall let plants grow..."
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
“Rats, then?”
"Plants..."
“Ah. Yes. That would be smart.”
"Well... Time to find a plant god?"
“We already have three. Plenty of bacteria photosynthesize. It shouldn’t be too hard to do this.”
"My science was always shabby."
“Well, good thing mine isn’t!”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A tall person wearing a fluffy blue coat wanders, holding an umbrella. Their face is concealed by a cloth draped apon their forehead, but one can make out a faint blue glow. They have a slight toothy smile just under the mask, and sharp talons holding their umbrella and underneath their robe, their limbs thin, lanky, and birdlike. Their hand off the umbrella is twitching, talons curling upon the cold air that surrounds them, and in their path snow falls and the temperature is about -20°C.
Masha is sitting in the dirt, her right hand gloved in a jagged purple substance constantly jittering and twisting. Masha is busy grabbing a handful of dirt and watching it disintegrate in her hands, and then creating a small rock in the palm of her other hand, and stacking it onto a small tower of rocks to the left of her. When she see's the other figure, she stands up, kicks over her tower of rocks, and wipes her hands on her jeans.
"Oh! Hello there! There really are a bunch of people here! Who are you?"
The figure chuckles a bit and smiles, before bowing their head "Mausama, the god of weather. What about you?" They swirl a cloud of snow in the air.
"Masha, Unholy being of Chaos, Destruction, Random Chance, you get the gist. I would shake your hand, but then your atoms would get vaporized and stored alongside mine for repurposing. And that tends to end a conversation real fast, y'know?"
"I can compromise, you know?" The snow shifts into a floating arm "I guess we are both beings of change...?"
“I guess we are! The seasons are quite chaotic. I like that about them.”
"I enjoy that as well." The snow hand waves as if asking to shake. "Oh, and be wary. A true cold is coming soon."
“Alright! Thank you for that warning.”
"But then it will return to how it is now. And after that I shall let plants grow..."
“If plants have been created yet. That should happen. It’s sorta… boring.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Cut with Capatin* ”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
"Were You Forced//Coerced//Otherwise Unwilling To Take On This Function?"
“Nope.”
"Why Did You Choose It? Or Was It Simply As You Were Born//Created?"
“I… would rather not divulge that sort of information to you.”
"This Will Determine Wether You Receive My//Our Sympathy Or Emnity"
“I have no need for either of those things, machine.”
"Nevertheless"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Cut with Capatin* ”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
"Were You Forced//Coerced//Otherwise Unwilling To Take On This Function?"
“Nope.”
"Why Did You Choose It? Or Was It Simply As You Were Born//Created?"
“I… would rather not divulge that sort of information to you.”
"This Will Determine Wether You Receive My//Our Sympathy Or Emnity"
“I have no need for either of those things, machine.”
"Nevertheless"
“The answer is no.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
“Rats, then?”
"Plants..."
“Ah. Yes. That would be smart.”
"Well... Time to find a plant god?"
“We already have three. Plenty of bacteria photosynthesize. It shouldn’t be too hard to do this.”
"My science was always shabby."
“Well, good thing mine isn’t!”
"Okay... how do we start?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“Alright! Thank you for that warning.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“I… would rather not divulge that sort of information to you.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Rats, then?”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*sorry for short reply’s, on mobile rn*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Plants..."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“Ah. Yes. That would be smart.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Well... Time to find a plant god?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*Tat's okay!*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"This Will Determine Wether You Receive My//Our Sympathy Or Emnity"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“We already have three. Plenty of bacteria photosynthesize. It shouldn’t be too hard to do this.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I know not, I just know I am out here."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"My science was always shabby."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“I have no need for either of those things, machine.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Strange. Well, it is a little boring here..."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"But then it will return to how it is now. And after that I shall let plants grow..."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Well, good thing mine isn’t!”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“If plants have been created yet. That should happen. It’s sorta… boring.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Nevertheless"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“The answer is no.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Okay... how do we start?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
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