*Cut with Capatin* ”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
"Were You Forced//Coerced//Otherwise Unwilling To Take On This Function?"
“Nope.”
"Why Did You Choose It? Or Was It Simply As You Were Born//Created?"
“I… would rather not divulge that sort of information to you.”
"This Will Determine Wether You Receive My//Our Sympathy Or Emnity"
“I have no need for either of those things, machine.”
"Nevertheless"
“The answer is no.”
"Then You Will Regarded As Neutral" the light inside the robot dies, and a new, identical one flies in to take its place where it once hovered
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
“Rats, then?”
"Plants..."
“Ah. Yes. That would be smart.”
"Well... Time to find a plant god?"
“We already have three. Plenty of bacteria photosynthesize. It shouldn’t be too hard to do this.”
"My science was always shabby."
“Well, good thing mine isn’t!”
"Okay... how do we start?"
"Ah... Well, I believe that it is customary, that when three or more beings collaborate on a single thing, each offers a unique gift to the thing. So, I will offer up the ability to convert sunlight into energy!"
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*Cut with Capatin* ”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
"Were You Forced//Coerced//Otherwise Unwilling To Take On This Function?"
“Nope.”
"Why Did You Choose It? Or Was It Simply As You Were Born//Created?"
“I… would rather not divulge that sort of information to you.”
"This Will Determine Wether You Receive My//Our Sympathy Or Emnity"
“I have no need for either of those things, machine.”
"Nevertheless"
“The answer is no.”
"Then You Will Regarded As Neutral" the light inside the robot dies, and a new, identical one flies in to take its place where it once hovered
"You really like doing that, huh?"
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*Cut with Capatin* ”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
"Were You Forced//Coerced//Otherwise Unwilling To Take On This Function?"
“Nope.”
"Why Did You Choose It? Or Was It Simply As You Were Born//Created?"
“I… would rather not divulge that sort of information to you.”
"This Will Determine Wether You Receive My//Our Sympathy Or Emnity"
“I have no need for either of those things, machine.”
"Nevertheless"
“The answer is no.”
"Then You Will Regarded As Neutral" the light inside the robot dies, and a new, identical one flies in to take its place where it once hovered
"You really like doing that, huh?"
"Replacements Are Called For. DEITY Provides Them"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
“Rats, then?”
"Plants..."
“Ah. Yes. That would be smart.”
"Well... Time to find a plant god?"
“We already have three. Plenty of bacteria photosynthesize. It shouldn’t be too hard to do this.”
"My science was always shabby."
“Well, good thing mine isn’t!”
"Okay... how do we start?"
"Ah... Well, I believe that it is customary, that when three or more beings collaborate on a single thing, each offers a unique gift to the thing. So, I will offer up the ability to convert sunlight into energy!"
"I will offer up the ability for it to die." It grins grimly.
Dialecus sighs. "I'll let it consume carbon dioxide to create oxygen."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
*Cut with Capatin* ”That depends on what you describe as choice.”
"Were You Forced//Coerced//Otherwise Unwilling To Take On This Function?"
“Nope.”
"Why Did You Choose It? Or Was It Simply As You Were Born//Created?"
“I… would rather not divulge that sort of information to you.”
"This Will Determine Wether You Receive My//Our Sympathy Or Emnity"
“I have no need for either of those things, machine.”
"Nevertheless"
“The answer is no.”
"Then You Will Regarded As Neutral" the light inside the robot dies, and a new, identical one flies in to take its place where it once hovered
"You really like doing that, huh?"
"Replacements Are Called For. DEITY Provides Them"
"... You're weird."
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"For now. But worry not, the world is ever-changing. It is chaos and law, as my whole being demonstrates."
"As the wind... it is my job to keep things moving. I was reluctant to create life at first, but now I know we need it..."
"We do. And life needs to adapt. Thankfully, I can help with that."
"Oh really? I believe life is being... introduced right now by others as well. I can split my consciousness, you see... Shall we wait, or shall we create?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
“Rats, then?”
"Plants..."
“Ah. Yes. That would be smart.”
"Well... Time to find a plant god?"
“We already have three. Plenty of bacteria photosynthesize. It shouldn’t be too hard to do this.”
"My science was always shabby."
“Well, good thing mine isn’t!”
"Okay... how do we start?"
"Ah... Well, I believe that it is customary, that when three or more beings collaborate on a single thing, each offers a unique gift to the thing. So, I will offer up the ability to convert sunlight into energy!"
"I will offer up the ability for it to die." It grins grimly.
Dialecus sighs. "I'll let it consume carbon dioxide to create oxygen."
"And I will also grant it the ability to grow, to cooperate, to live, to become something greater!"
As the final words are spoken, a small bud sprouts in the dirt, and begins to grow rapidly, unferling into the shape of a short plant with large, fan-like leaves, covered in purple markings like that of a skull.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"For now. But worry not, the world is ever-changing. It is chaos and law, as my whole being demonstrates."
"As the wind... it is my job to keep things moving. I was reluctant to create life at first, but now I know we need it..."
"We do. And life needs to adapt. Thankfully, I can help with that."
"Oh really? I believe life is being... introduced right now by others as well. I can split my consciousness, you see... Shall we wait, or shall we create?"
"I do think I can help." They smile, Folding the umbrella up.
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
“Rats, then?”
"Plants..."
“Ah. Yes. That would be smart.”
"Well... Time to find a plant god?"
“We already have three. Plenty of bacteria photosynthesize. It shouldn’t be too hard to do this.”
"My science was always shabby."
“Well, good thing mine isn’t!”
"Okay... how do we start?"
"Ah... Well, I believe that it is customary, that when three or more beings collaborate on a single thing, each offers a unique gift to the thing. So, I will offer up the ability to convert sunlight into energy!"
"I will offer up the ability for it to die." It grins grimly.
Dialecus sighs. "I'll let it consume carbon dioxide to create oxygen."
"And I will also grant it the ability to grow, to cooperate, to live, to become something greater!"
As the final words are spoken, a small bud sprouts in the dirt, and begins to grow rapidly, unferling into the shape of a short plant with large, fan-like leaves, covered in purple markings like that of a skull.
"Interesting, interesting." The Early Reaper says. "Is it... poisonous? I shall give it the ability to kill if it is not."
Dialecus eyes it with fearful eyes.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"And I thought that this would be different. Hello, world. The child of Loki welcomes you."
A new arrival has come, a cloaked figure in the dark, tall and lanky, and bearing a sawed off shotgun
*GASP!!!!*
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"For now. But worry not, the world is ever-changing. It is chaos and law, as my whole being demonstrates."
"As the wind... it is my job to keep things moving. I was reluctant to create life at first, but now I know we need it..."
"We do. And life needs to adapt. Thankfully, I can help with that."
"Oh really? I believe life is being... introduced right now by others as well. I can split my consciousness, you see... Shall we wait, or shall we create?"
"I do think I can help." They smile, Folding the umbrella up.
"Excellent. What do you wish to make?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
"That is an excellent query. What do you think, Dialecus?" Dialecus grunts and summons a ball of air to his hands. "I get the sense he doesn't like me much."
“Hm. I get that feeling too… How peculiar.”
"Yes, yes. Should we force him to give us a spark of breath? Perhaps we could imbue that into a being. A skeleton would be interesting, but the only skeleton here is me and I'm already alive."
“How about a vulture? I’ve always liked them. Good disease carriers, they fly on the wind, and are associated with death!”
"A vulture would be excellent! And since there is no other life... they will be forced to feed on themselves! Wait. That would be a problem... agh, I think we need to start at the very bottom of the food chain."
“Rats, then?”
"Plants..."
“Ah. Yes. That would be smart.”
"Well... Time to find a plant god?"
“We already have three. Plenty of bacteria photosynthesize. It shouldn’t be too hard to do this.”
"My science was always shabby."
“Well, good thing mine isn’t!”
"Okay... how do we start?"
"Ah... Well, I believe that it is customary, that when three or more beings collaborate on a single thing, each offers a unique gift to the thing. So, I will offer up the ability to convert sunlight into energy!"
"I will offer up the ability for it to die." It grins grimly.
Dialecus sighs. "I'll let it consume carbon dioxide to create oxygen."
"And I will also grant it the ability to grow, to cooperate, to live, to become something greater!"
As the final words are spoken, a small bud sprouts in the dirt, and begins to grow rapidly, unferling into the shape of a short plant with large, fan-like leaves, covered in purple markings like that of a skull.
"Interesting, interesting." The Early Reaper says. "Is it... poisonous? I shall give it the ability to kill if it is not."
Dialecus eyes it with fearful eyes.
"It could be... That would be neat... I just figured the markings were there to help it absorbed the sun and retain water in these sparse lands..."
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
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"Then You Will Regarded As Neutral" the light inside the robot dies, and a new, identical one flies in to take its place where it once hovered
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Ah... Well, I believe that it is customary, that when three or more beings collaborate on a single thing, each offers a unique gift to the thing. So, I will offer up the ability to convert sunlight into energy!"
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"For now. But worry not, the world is ever-changing. It is chaos and law, as my whole being demonstrates."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"You really like doing that, huh?"
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"As the wind... it is my job to keep things moving. I was reluctant to create life at first, but now I know we need it..."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Replacements Are Called For. DEITY Provides Them"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"I will offer up the ability for it to die." It grins grimly.
Dialecus sighs. "I'll let it consume carbon dioxide to create oxygen."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"... You're weird."
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"We do. And life needs to adapt. Thankfully, I can help with that."
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"I//We Fulfill//Preform My//Our Function//Purpouse"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Oh really? I believe life is being... introduced right now by others as well. I can split my consciousness, you see... Shall we wait, or shall we create?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"And I will also grant it the ability to grow, to cooperate, to live, to become something greater!"
As the final words are spoken, a small bud sprouts in the dirt, and begins to grow rapidly, unferling into the shape of a short plant with large, fan-like leaves, covered in purple markings like that of a skull.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"I do think I can help." They smile, Folding the umbrella up.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"And I thought that this would be different. Hello, world. The child of Loki welcomes you."
A new arrival has come, a cloaked figure in the dark, tall and lanky, and bearing a sawed off shotgun
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
"Interesting, interesting." The Early Reaper says. "Is it... poisonous? I shall give it the ability to kill if it is not."
Dialecus eyes it with fearful eyes.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"... Yeah. You're really weird."
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*Yooooooo hello Salem*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*GASP!!!!*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
"Excellent. What do you wish to make?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"It could be... That would be neat... I just figured the markings were there to help it absorbed the sun and retain water in these sparse lands..."
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.