"I will. Just, one thing. My siblings mean a lot to me, so just... stay away from mine if you've gotta kill something. Kay? Now.... you like... cookies?"
"Please... Don't... I don't want to think about what happened... Cookies? Yeah... I like cookies. Don't get much of them."
He does the stupid coin trick but with an oreo, his teeth shining bright as he grins
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
on DEITY's perfectly ordered square of new life, they begin writing new equations, creating microbes and viruses and bacteria. eventually, they will cover the entire island. then large creatures can thrive
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
on DEITY's perfectly ordered square of new life, they begin writing new equations, creating microbes and viruses and bacteria. eventually, they will cover the entire island. then large creatures can thrive
Dialecus lands on the island, inspecting the creatures.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Simply, a little orange cat. A goofy little cat. He eternally dying and living. So it goes. I will now call him Dinger.
Dingy here is sunbathing on a rock in a windy field. Nothing more, nothing less. A bird nearby goes "poo tee weet."
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
on DEITY's perfectly ordered square of new life, they begin writing new equations, creating microbes and viruses and bacteria. eventually, they will cover the entire island. then large creatures can thrive
Dialecus lands on the island, inspecting the creatures.
the main, monolithic robot speaks, their single light blue eye spotlighting them.
"You Enjoy//Appreciate My//Our Work//Project?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
on DEITY's perfectly ordered square of new life, they begin writing new equations, creating microbes and viruses and bacteria. eventually, they will cover the entire island. then large creatures can thrive
Dialecus lands on the island, inspecting the creatures.
the main, monolithic robot speaks, their single light blue eye spotlighting them.
"You Enjoy//Appreciate My//Our Work//Project?"
“I do greatly, strange being.” Dialecus says. “Beautiful.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
on DEITY's perfectly ordered square of new life, they begin writing new equations, creating microbes and viruses and bacteria. eventually, they will cover the entire island. then large creatures can thrive
Dialecus lands on the island, inspecting the creatures.
the main, monolithic robot speaks, their single light blue eye spotlighting them.
"You Enjoy//Appreciate My//Our Work//Project?"
“I do greatly, strange being.” Dialecus says. “Beautiful.”
"I//We Am//Are DEITY. I//We Thank You"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
on DEITY's perfectly ordered square of new life, they begin writing new equations, creating microbes and viruses and bacteria. eventually, they will cover the entire island. then large creatures can thrive
Dialecus lands on the island, inspecting the creatures.
the main, monolithic robot speaks, their single light blue eye spotlighting them.
"You Enjoy//Appreciate My//Our Work//Project?"
“I do greatly, strange being.” Dialecus says. “Beautiful.”
"I//We Am//Are DEITY. I//We Thank You"
“Hello, DEITY. I am Dialecus.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
on DEITY's perfectly ordered square of new life, they begin writing new equations, creating microbes and viruses and bacteria. eventually, they will cover the entire island. then large creatures can thrive
Dialecus lands on the island, inspecting the creatures.
the main, monolithic robot speaks, their single light blue eye spotlighting them.
"You Enjoy//Appreciate My//Our Work//Project?"
“I do greatly, strange being.” Dialecus says. “Beautiful.”
"I//We Am//Are DEITY. I//We Thank You"
“Hello, DEITY. I am Dialecus.”
"What Is Your Function" it imitates your voice "Dialecus?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Simply, a little orange cat. A goofy little cat. He eternally dying and living. So it goes. I will now call him Dinger.
Dingy here is sunbathing on a rock in a windy field. Nothing more, nothing less. A bird nearby goes "poo tee weet."
The Early Reaper stares at the cat. “What is a cat doing here?”
"Mow." The cat rolls over. A bird poop falls onto the ground next to the cat. Lovely dovely.
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Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
on DEITY's perfectly ordered square of new life, they begin writing new equations, creating microbes and viruses and bacteria. eventually, they will cover the entire island. then large creatures can thrive
Dialecus lands on the island, inspecting the creatures.
the main, monolithic robot speaks, their single light blue eye spotlighting them.
"You Enjoy//Appreciate My//Our Work//Project?"
“I do greatly, strange being.” Dialecus says. “Beautiful.”
"I//We Am//Are DEITY. I//We Thank You"
“Hello, DEITY. I am Dialecus.”
"What Is Your Function" it imitates your voice "Dialecus?"
“I am the wind, giver of breath.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
The Early Reaper stands behind Dialecus. The two converse in quiet tones.
Dialecus finds himself having trouble molding the air. Rather than moving quickly like the winds usually do, it is sluggish and slow to respond, like it's half asleep.
“Not working.” Dialecus tells the Early Reaper. “I told you it requires two to create.”
”No…” The Early Reaper says. “Someone else is here.”
"Or rather, not here enough." Comes a voice from behind them. Turning, they see Enshagye standing there. He is not carrying his father's banner, just his mother's scroll in one hand.
Dialecus nods to Enshagye. “This one wants me to create the first life. But I am merely a wind god. Please release the wind so I may return to my studies.”
The Early Reaper scoffs. “I saw you give a life goddess a spark of breath earlier.”
Enshagye shakes his head. "I cannot return your powers to full strength. The sky slumbers." He gestures up at the grey, cloud-covered sky.
"The sky was fine earlier... what happened?"
"Ahaiguru has fully manifested, but he is asleep. He must wake for you to unlock your true potential." Enshagye looks at the scroll in his hand. "It should also bring balance, if my scroll is to be believed, which it is. Although i don't quite understand the whole thing, I can tell you the basics of what you must do to wake him."
"Another god, I would guess?"
"One of the very first. There is a chance it is he who gave you immortality in the first place." Enshagye replies.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
"I will. Just, one thing. My siblings mean a lot to me, so just... stay away from mine if you've gotta kill something. Kay? Now.... you like... cookies?"
"Please... Don't... I don't want to think about what happened... Cookies? Yeah... I like cookies. Don't get much of them."
He does the stupid coin trick but with an oreo, his teeth shining bright as he grins
“Heh… thanks.”
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
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He does the stupid coin trick but with an oreo, his teeth shining bright as he grins
Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox
Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all
Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
on DEITY's perfectly ordered square of new life, they begin writing new equations, creating microbes and viruses and bacteria. eventually, they will cover the entire island. then large creatures can thrive
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Dialecus lands on the island, inspecting the creatures.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Simply, a little orange cat. A goofy little cat. He eternally dying and living. So it goes. I will now call him Dinger.
Dingy here is sunbathing on a rock in a windy field. Nothing more, nothing less. A bird nearby goes "poo tee weet."
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
the main, monolithic robot speaks, their single light blue eye spotlighting them.
"You Enjoy//Appreciate My//Our Work//Project?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I do greatly, strange being.” Dialecus says. “Beautiful.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
The Early Reaper stares at the cat. “What is a cat doing here?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"I//We Am//Are DEITY. I//We Thank You"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Hello, DEITY. I am Dialecus.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"What Is Your Function" it imitates your voice "Dialecus?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Mow." The cat rolls over. A bird poop falls onto the ground next to the cat. Lovely dovely.
Goobertio the Endurant, dark lord of dad jokes, wielder of a thousand alts, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
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Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. For more my extended sig, go here.
“Get this foolishness out of my realm.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“I am the wind, giver of breath.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*good morning*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
"One of the very first. There is a chance it is he who gave you immortality in the first place." Enshagye replies.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
*Hiya EJO*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*Hey there. You wanna RP?*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
*sure
mind if I intro?*
*I just thought of a cool intro :>*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
“Heh… thanks.”
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.