THEY SENT ME HERE AND LEFT ME! THEY TOLD ME TO EXPLORE BUT DIDN'T EVEN AWAKEN ME WHEN I GOT HERE!
“Are you… are you okay?”
It takes a few minutes to calm down, and only afterward does it speak.
The Core Gem. Essentially a hive mind for other crystals like I am. They separated me from the main Gem and told me to explore up here, putting me to sleep to save energy. They were supposed to reawaken me when I got up here, but they didn't.
“I… that’s terrible.”
The other crystals are fragments of the weapons I was sent up here with. I was to use them if anyone interfered with my exploration. And someone definitely did.
THEY SENT ME HERE AND LEFT ME! THEY TOLD ME TO EXPLORE BUT DIDN'T EVEN AWAKEN ME WHEN I GOT HERE!
“Are you… are you okay?”
It takes a few minutes to calm down, and only afterward does it speak.
The Core Gem. Essentially a hive mind for other crystals like I am. They separated me from the main Gem and told me to explore up here, putting me to sleep to save energy. They were supposed to reawaken me when I got up here, but they didn't.
“I… that’s terrible.”
The other crystals are fragments of the weapons I was sent up here with. I was to use them if anyone interfered with my exploration. And someone definitely did.
“Who?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
THEY SENT ME HERE AND LEFT ME! THEY TOLD ME TO EXPLORE BUT DIDN'T EVEN AWAKEN ME WHEN I GOT HERE!
“Are you… are you okay?”
It takes a few minutes to calm down, and only afterward does it speak.
The Core Gem. Essentially a hive mind for other crystals like I am. They separated me from the main Gem and told me to explore up here, putting me to sleep to save energy. They were supposed to reawaken me when I got up here, but they didn't.
“I… that’s terrible.”
The other crystals are fragments of the weapons I was sent up here with. I was to use them if anyone interfered with my exploration. And someone definitely did.
THEY SENT ME HERE AND LEFT ME! THEY TOLD ME TO EXPLORE BUT DIDN'T EVEN AWAKEN ME WHEN I GOT HERE!
“Are you… are you okay?”
It takes a few minutes to calm down, and only afterward does it speak.
The Core Gem. Essentially a hive mind for other crystals like I am. They separated me from the main Gem and told me to explore up here, putting me to sleep to save energy. They were supposed to reawaken me when I got up here, but they didn't.
“I… that’s terrible.”
The other crystals are fragments of the weapons I was sent up here with. I was to use them if anyone interfered with my exploration. And someone definitely did.
“Who?”
The Core Gem.
“Oh… where is it? Still at your home world?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“Terrible creatures that try and outrun their fate.”
*With whom?*
*you, sorry.*
"If Your Name=Function, I//We Understand"
“Oh. My name is not Death, it is The Early Reaper.”
"Noted"
“But my function is death!”
"Interesting. Death Will Come To These Plants As I//We Command//Dictate. Do Not Take Them Before Their Biological Time Is Up"
“I have a lack of patience, my friend. Death waits for no one.”
"They Will Die As Their Equations Dictate"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
THEY SENT ME HERE AND LEFT ME! THEY TOLD ME TO EXPLORE BUT DIDN'T EVEN AWAKEN ME WHEN I GOT HERE!
“Are you… are you okay?”
It takes a few minutes to calm down, and only afterward does it speak.
The Core Gem. Essentially a hive mind for other crystals like I am. They separated me from the main Gem and told me to explore up here, putting me to sleep to save energy. They were supposed to reawaken me when I got up here, but they didn't.
“I… that’s terrible.”
The other crystals are fragments of the weapons I was sent up here with. I was to use them if anyone interfered with my exploration. And someone definitely did.
THEY SENT ME HERE AND LEFT ME! THEY TOLD ME TO EXPLORE BUT DIDN'T EVEN AWAKEN ME WHEN I GOT HERE!
“Are you… are you okay?”
It takes a few minutes to calm down, and only afterward does it speak.
The Core Gem. Essentially a hive mind for other crystals like I am. They separated me from the main Gem and told me to explore up here, putting me to sleep to save energy. They were supposed to reawaken me when I got up here, but they didn't.
“I… that’s terrible.”
The other crystals are fragments of the weapons I was sent up here with. I was to use them if anyone interfered with my exploration. And someone definitely did.
“Who?”
The Core Gem.
“Oh… where is it? Still at your home world?”
Yes.
Chroma points downward.
There.
“Below the surface… I can maybe help you get down there.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“Terrible creatures that try and outrun their fate.”
*With whom?*
*you, sorry.*
"If Your Name=Function, I//We Understand"
“Oh. My name is not Death, it is The Early Reaper.”
"Noted"
“But my function is death!”
"Interesting. Death Will Come To These Plants As I//We Command//Dictate. Do Not Take Them Before Their Biological Time Is Up"
“I have a lack of patience, my friend. Death waits for no one.”
"They Will Die As Their Equations Dictate"
“They will die when I dictate.”
"The Equations Perform Your Function For You. Why Do You Refuse Them?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“Terrible creatures that try and outrun their fate.”
*With whom?*
*you, sorry.*
"If Your Name=Function, I//We Understand"
“Oh. My name is not Death, it is The Early Reaper.”
"Noted"
“But my function is death!”
"Interesting. Death Will Come To These Plants As I//We Command//Dictate. Do Not Take Them Before Their Biological Time Is Up"
“I have a lack of patience, my friend. Death waits for no one.”
"They Will Die As Their Equations Dictate"
“They will die when I dictate.”
"The Equations Perform Your Function For You. Why Do You Refuse Them?"
“Because I am the equation.”
"These Are Automatic. Death Automized. It Is The Future, Contained Soley On This Island"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“Terrible creatures that try and outrun their fate.”
*With whom?*
*you, sorry.*
"If Your Name=Function, I//We Understand"
“Oh. My name is not Death, it is The Early Reaper.”
"Noted"
“But my function is death!”
"Interesting. Death Will Come To These Plants As I//We Command//Dictate. Do Not Take Them Before Their Biological Time Is Up"
“I have a lack of patience, my friend. Death waits for no one.”
"They Will Die As Their Equations Dictate"
“They will die when I dictate.”
"The Equations Perform Your Function For You. Why Do You Refuse Them?"
“Because I am the equation.”
"These Are Automatic. Death Automized. It Is The Future, Contained Soley On This Island"
“I do not like you. I think I will make sure your plants die early.”
"This Is Illogical. Many Creatures Enjoy//Take Pleasure In Having Another Preform Their Function"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“Terrible creatures that try and outrun their fate.”
*With whom?*
*you, sorry.*
"If Your Name=Function, I//We Understand"
“Oh. My name is not Death, it is The Early Reaper.”
"Noted"
“But my function is death!”
"Interesting. Death Will Come To These Plants As I//We Command//Dictate. Do Not Take Them Before Their Biological Time Is Up"
“I have a lack of patience, my friend. Death waits for no one.”
"They Will Die As Their Equations Dictate"
“They will die when I dictate.”
"The Equations Perform Your Function For You. Why Do You Refuse Them?"
“Because I am the equation.”
"These Are Automatic. Death Automized. It Is The Future, Contained Soley On This Island"
“I do not like you. I think I will make sure your plants die early.”
"This Is Illogical. Many Creatures Enjoy//Take Pleasure In Having Another Preform Their Function"
"I take pleasure in doing my job."
"Then, The Longer You Allow Organisms To Live, The More They Will Reproduce, Then There Will Be More To Bring Death To. Evidence Suggests You Are Immortal. You Can Be Patient"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“Terrible creatures that try and outrun their fate.”
*With whom?*
*you, sorry.*
"If Your Name=Function, I//We Understand"
“Oh. My name is not Death, it is The Early Reaper.”
"Noted"
“But my function is death!”
"Interesting. Death Will Come To These Plants As I//We Command//Dictate. Do Not Take Them Before Their Biological Time Is Up"
“I have a lack of patience, my friend. Death waits for no one.”
"They Will Die As Their Equations Dictate"
“They will die when I dictate.”
"The Equations Perform Your Function For You. Why Do You Refuse Them?"
“Because I am the equation.”
"These Are Automatic. Death Automized. It Is The Future, Contained Soley On This Island"
“I do not like you. I think I will make sure your plants die early.”
"This Is Illogical. Many Creatures Enjoy//Take Pleasure In Having Another Preform Their Function"
"I take pleasure in doing my job."
"Then, The Longer You Allow Organisms To Live, The More They Will Reproduce, Then There Will Be More To Bring Death To. Evidence Suggests You Are Immortal. You Can Be Patient"
"I cannot. Patience is not in my nature."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
The other crystals are fragments of the weapons I was sent up here with. I was to use them if anyone interfered with my exploration. And someone definitely did.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
“Who?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
The Core Gem.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
“Oh… where is it? Still at your home world?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"They Will Die As Their Equations Dictate"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“They will die when I dictate.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Yes.
Chroma points downward.
There.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
“Below the surface… I can maybe help you get down there.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"The Equations Perform Your Function For You. Why Do You Refuse Them?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Because I am the equation.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Allow me to reassemble my weapons, then please do.
Chroma begins reassembling the crystal fragments into a huge sword and shield.
*bro wants revenge :O*
*it's crazy how a random thought can turn into a character arc*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
“Alright.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"These Are Automatic. Death Automized. It Is The Future, Contained Soley On This Island"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“I do not like you. I think I will make sure your plants die early.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
I am ready.
Chroma straps its sword to what passes for its waist with a beam of light. Its glow has returned to almost as bright as it was originally.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
“Okay. This may not work, though.” He points his hand downwards and a drill made of pure wind begins to crash against the stone.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"This Is Illogical. Many Creatures Enjoy//Take Pleasure In Having Another Preform Their Function"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"I take pleasure in doing my job."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Then, The Longer You Allow Organisms To Live, The More They Will Reproduce, Then There Will Be More To Bring Death To. Evidence Suggests You Are Immortal. You Can Be Patient"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"I cannot. Patience is not in my nature."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!