*What're y'all goanna do when I boil an anthill to instantly go to level 20?*
*Animal cruelty is against the Schools principles.*
*Phooey*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*I am free to rp or have Priam enter a dungeon if anyone would like.*
*I can rp*
*Cool! Want Lila, Priam, or a new character?*
*IDC. whomever*
Priam is wandering around the school grounds, sharpening his knives.
he sees a half elf woman in shining silver armor, a sword on her hip. she nods at him
“Hey! Nice armor.” He says awkwardly.
"thank you." she strides over. "those knives are in excellent condition"
“Oh… they’re soulknives. They always look-and are, in perfect condition.”
"interesting. a rouge then?"
“Yep. And you’re a paladin?”
"yes. a teacher in Mannith"
“Mannith. I’ve got a rival in Mannith.”
"is that so? whom?"
“Lila. I was here last year, she was too, messed me up in my finals.”
"interesting. i'll admit I'm new here, so I don't know everything"
you don't think she's blinked this entire conversation, maintaining direct eye contact throughout the whole thing
He occasionally looks away, clearly uncomfortable.
“We don’t get many new teachers. They must have trusted you a lot.”
"I tend to speak for myself"
“Ah… alright. I’m Priam. You might see me around.”
"Immerral Galanodel, Knight of Torm" she offers her gauntleted hand
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*The First Vampire patron at this level gives spells (non-homebrew ones, Command, Fog Cloud, Animal Messenger, and Pass Without Trace), 60ft of Darkvision, and a 1d6 CHA-based bonus action only unarmed attack that deals necrotic damage. When you hit with it, you can expend a spell slot to deal damage as if you Smited as a Paladin and then regain HP equal to the necrotic damage dealt. It's strong, but it is my big feature.*
"Sounds like a good move. You're already a bit worn out. Building stamina comes from alternating between recovery and exercise. Their importance, contrary to popular belief, is equal." He looks at a caterpillar crawling across the bench. "You've been here longer than me, yeah? Does it still feel awesome to you after a couple years?"
*That works, then. What are the smaller features?*
“Oh… uh it’s only been two years. And no.” He chuckles. “Failed my finals, needed a teacher to help me with the dungeon below the school, still working with my tutor even after two years. You seem smart… how’d you learn that stuff about stamina?”
*I just listed them all, actually. The Darkvision is pretty cool, though in two levels (Warlock 4/Fighter 1 right now) I can get a buffed Polymorph that only works on me and only turns me into a bat, rat, or wolf. I'll be able to use it CHA Mod per long rest, which is an awesome feature for 6th level, you must admit*
He smiles. "I work closely with a hematologist. He's the one who taught me my magic, and part of the deal was that I need to be healthy. Eating well, exercising well, resting well, pretty much everything well. Blood doctors need a holistic view of the body, since the blood flows through everything and everything flows through it. Overwork, mental or physical, is terrible for your system. Burnout or addiction can be as bad as an injury. Put you out of a fight faster than a broken leg."
*What're y'all goanna do when I boil an anthill to instantly go to level 20?*
*uh oh…*
*Jk I won't.*
*probably...*
*You can tryyyyyyyyyy :)*
*We have ways to deal with problems, naner I can always start a dungeon break of a raid dungeon and have that boss kill him :)*
*Knowing me I'd beat it using purely intimidation...*
*I can always have more dungeons break or have you sent through a celestial dungeon portal that would be fun*
*Well yeah but remember I'd be level 20 from boiling an anthill*
*Guys let’s have him fight the Original Villians or whatever*
*I can't tell if you realized that I'm joking.*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*What're y'all goanna do when I boil an anthill to instantly go to level 20?*
*uh oh…*
*Jk I won't.*
*probably...*
*You can tryyyyyyyyyy :)*
*We have ways to deal with problems, naner I can always start a dungeon break of a raid dungeon and have that boss kill him :)*
*Knowing me I'd beat it using purely intimidation...*
*I can always have more dungeons break or have you sent through a celestial dungeon portal that would be fun*
*Well yeah but remember I'd be level 20 from boiling an anthill*
*Guys let’s have him fight the Original Villians or whatever*
*OH! lemme make those!*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*The First Vampire patron at this level gives spells (non-homebrew ones, Command, Fog Cloud, Animal Messenger, and Pass Without Trace), 60ft of Darkvision, and a 1d6 CHA-based bonus action only unarmed attack that deals necrotic damage. When you hit with it, you can expend a spell slot to deal damage as if you Smited as a Paladin and then regain HP equal to the necrotic damage dealt. It's strong, but it is my big feature.*
"Sounds like a good move. You're already a bit worn out. Building stamina comes from alternating between recovery and exercise. Their importance, contrary to popular belief, is equal." He looks at a caterpillar crawling across the bench. "You've been here longer than me, yeah? Does it still feel awesome to you after a couple years?"
*That works, then. What are the smaller features?*
“Oh… uh it’s only been two years. And no.” He chuckles. “Failed my finals, needed a teacher to help me with the dungeon below the school, still working with my tutor even after two years. You seem smart… how’d you learn that stuff about stamina?”
*I just listed them all, actually. The Darkvision is pretty cool, though in two levels (Warlock 4/Fighter 1 right now) I can get a buffed Polymorph that only works on me and only turns me into a bat, rat, or wolf. I'll be able to use it CHA Mod per long rest, which is an awesome feature for 6th level, you must admit*
He smiles. "I work closely with a hematologist. He's the one who taught me my magic, and part of the deal was that I need to be healthy. Eating well, exercising well, resting well, pretty much everything well. Blood doctors need a holistic view of the body, since the blood flows through everything and everything flows through it. Overwork, mental or physical, is terrible for your system. Burnout or addiction can be as bad as an injury. Put you out of a fight faster than a broken leg."
*That’s nice.*
He nods. “Hey, I actually understood most of that. You are pretty smart. Hematologist is a blood doctor… does that mean they have to draw blood?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Colin Genin, a goliath with spiky red hair, wearing a large set of plate mail armor and holding a shield is sitting on a bench, going through his bag.
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*I am free to rp or have Priam enter a dungeon if anyone would like.*
*I can rp*
*Cool! Want Lila, Priam, or a new character?*
*IDC. whomever*
Priam is wandering around the school grounds, sharpening his knives.
he sees a half elf woman in shining silver armor, a sword on her hip. she nods at him
“Hey! Nice armor.” He says awkwardly.
"thank you." she strides over. "those knives are in excellent condition"
“Oh… they’re soulknives. They always look-and are, in perfect condition.”
"interesting. a rouge then?"
“Yep. And you’re a paladin?”
"yes. a teacher in Mannith"
“Mannith. I’ve got a rival in Mannith.”
"is that so? whom?"
“Lila. I was here last year, she was too, messed me up in my finals.”
"interesting. i'll admit I'm new here, so I don't know everything"
you don't think she's blinked this entire conversation, maintaining direct eye contact throughout the whole thing
He occasionally looks away, clearly uncomfortable.
“We don’t get many new teachers. They must have trusted you a lot.”
"I tend to speak for myself"
“Ah… alright. I’m Priam. You might see me around.”
"Immerral Galanodel, Knight of Torm" she offers her gauntleted hand
He takes it, nodding. “It was nice meeting you.”
"and you"
perception if you want
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*What're y'all goanna do when I boil an anthill to instantly go to level 20?*
*uh oh…*
*Jk I won't.*
*probably...*
*You can tryyyyyyyyyy :)*
*We have ways to deal with problems, naner I can always start a dungeon break of a raid dungeon and have that boss kill him :)*
*Knowing me I'd beat it using purely intimidation...*
*I can always have more dungeons break or have you sent through a celestial dungeon portal that would be fun*
*Well yeah but remember I'd be level 20 from boiling an anthill*
*Guys let’s have him fight the Original Villians or whatever*
*OH! lemme make those!*
*I'd like to make one :3*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*What're y'all goanna do when I boil an anthill to instantly go to level 20?*
*uh oh…*
*Jk I won't.*
*probably...*
*You can tryyyyyyyyyy :)*
*We have ways to deal with problems, naner I can always start a dungeon break of a raid dungeon and have that boss kill him :)*
*Knowing me I'd beat it using purely intimidation...*
*I can always have more dungeons break or have you sent through a celestial dungeon portal that would be fun*
*Well yeah but remember I'd be level 20 from boiling an anthill*
*Guys let’s have him fight the Original Villians or whatever*
*I can't tell if you realized that I'm joking.*
*Honestly, man, you're fine as long as you don't become the god of the world somehow*
*No promises...*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
*But humanoid cruelty is not :)*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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*Phooey*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*GONZY*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
“Ah… alright. I’m Priam. You might see me around.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"Immerral Galanodel, Knight of Torm" she offers her gauntleted hand
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*XD just level up the normal way man, the thread has 3 admins and 3 mods to deal with dungeons, among other issues*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
*Guys let’s have him fight the Original Villians or whatever*
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
*Enslaves vampires*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
*I just listed them all, actually. The Darkvision is pretty cool, though in two levels (Warlock 4/Fighter 1 right now) I can get a buffed Polymorph that only works on me and only turns me into a bat, rat, or wolf. I'll be able to use it CHA Mod per long rest, which is an awesome feature for 6th level, you must admit*
He smiles. "I work closely with a hematologist. He's the one who taught me my magic, and part of the deal was that I need to be healthy. Eating well, exercising well, resting well, pretty much everything well. Blood doctors need a holistic view of the body, since the blood flows through everything and everything flows through it. Overwork, mental or physical, is terrible for your system. Burnout or addiction can be as bad as an injury. Put you out of a fight faster than a broken leg."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*I can't tell if you realized that I'm joking.*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*OH! lemme make those!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*We could throw him into a celestial dungeon and have him fight a god*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
*Honestly, man, you're fine as long as you don't become the god of the world somehow*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
*That’s nice.*
He nods. “Hey, I actually understood most of that. You are pretty smart. Hematologist is a blood doctor… does that mean they have to draw blood?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*:( cant make the original villains....*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
He takes it, nodding. “It was nice meeting you.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Colin Genin, a goliath with spiky red hair, wearing a large set of plate mail armor and holding a shield is sitting on a bench, going through his bag.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
"and you"
perception if you want
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*I'd like to make one :3*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*No promises...*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar