*ANNOUNCEMNENT: I’m gonna be in Europe for a while. My plane leaves in 5 hours, it’s a pretty long flight with no WiFi. While I’m gone, Balthoran gets the final say on things. When I’m back, I should have a dungeon ready, but I should also be in a different timezone so I won’t be on that much. I hope y’all keep this alive but I will try my best as well.*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*What're y'all goanna do when I boil an anthill to instantly go to level 20?*
*uh oh…*
*Jk I won't.*
*probably...*
*You can tryyyyyyyyyy :)*
*We have ways to deal with problems, naner I can always start a dungeon break of a raid dungeon and have that boss kill him :)*
*Knowing me I'd beat it using purely intimidation...*
*I can always have more dungeons break or have you sent through a celestial dungeon portal that would be fun*
*Well yeah but remember I'd be level 20 from boiling an anthill*
*Guys let’s have him fight the Original Villians or whatever*
*OH! lemme make those!*
*I'd like to make one :3*
*singsong voice*
*already got an idea for one*
*gonna work it into a backstory*
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Colin Genin, a goliath with spiky red hair, wearing a large set of plate mail armor and holding a shield is sitting on a bench, going through his bag.
Someone sits down next to Colin. It’s an armored young person with bright amber eyes, hair tied into a long black braid, and deep honey colored skin. They smile. “Is it your first day too?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*I am free to rp or have Priam enter a dungeon if anyone would like.*
*I can rp*
*Cool! Want Lila, Priam, or a new character?*
*IDC. whomever*
Priam is wandering around the school grounds, sharpening his knives.
he sees a half elf woman in shining silver armor, a sword on her hip. she nods at him
“Hey! Nice armor.” He says awkwardly.
"thank you." she strides over. "those knives are in excellent condition"
“Oh… they’re soulknives. They always look-and are, in perfect condition.”
"interesting. a rouge then?"
“Yep. And you’re a paladin?”
"yes. a teacher in Mannith"
“Mannith. I’ve got a rival in Mannith.”
"is that so? whom?"
“Lila. I was here last year, she was too, messed me up in my finals.”
"interesting. i'll admit I'm new here, so I don't know everything"
you don't think she's blinked this entire conversation, maintaining direct eye contact throughout the whole thing
He occasionally looks away, clearly uncomfortable.
“We don’t get many new teachers. They must have trusted you a lot.”
"I tend to speak for myself"
“Ah… alright. I’m Priam. You might see me around.”
"Immerral Galanodel, Knight of Torm" she offers her gauntleted hand
He takes it, nodding. “It was nice meeting you.”
"and you"
perception if you want
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you notice her scleras, the whites of her eyes, are pure black
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“Uh… are you sick or something? Your eyes are all black.”
"mm? oh. no, I was born with them"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“Uh… are you sick or something? Your eyes are all black.”
"mm? oh. no, I was born with them"
“Special race or something?” He asks, tilting his head sideways.
"no. a birth defect as far as I know. maybe my dad had it, but I don't know"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*I just listed them all, actually. The Darkvision is pretty cool, though in two levels (Warlock 4/Fighter 1 right now) I can get a buffed Polymorph that only works on me and only turns me into a bat, rat, or wolf. I'll be able to use it CHA Mod per long rest, which is an awesome feature for 6th level, you must admit*
He smiles. "I work closely with a hematologist. He's the one who taught me my magic, and part of the deal was that I need to be healthy. Eating well, exercising well, resting well, pretty much everything well. Blood doctors need a holistic view of the body, since the blood flows through everything and everything flows through it. Overwork, mental or physical, is terrible for your system. Burnout or addiction can be as bad as an injury. Put you out of a fight faster than a broken leg."
*That’s nice.*
He nods. “Hey, I actually understood most of that. You are pretty smart. Hematologist is a blood doctor… does that mean they have to draw blood?”
He chuckles. "Not quite. A hematologist is sort of the 'sits at the desk' guy, while another doctor called a phlebotomist is out in the field, drawing blood for them. It saves time that could be used diagnosing and treating patients. It's kind of like how the warden doesn't usually go out and arrest bad guys, just takes care of them while they're being held. If the warden were in charge of arrests, who would make sure the prisoners are doing okay and not escaping? Medicine is complicated. I just know what I've been told, really, but even then it sometimes makes my head spin."
He picks up his saxophone again. "Doc got me this when I was trying to quit smoking. He could take away the physical addiction, but psychologically I was still hooked. But this helps my lungs heal by exercising them, and by giving me something to do with my mouth. When I started, I couldn't play a note because my lungs were so broken. But now, I can play three songs back-to-back without needing more than a minute's break between them. It taught me how to forgive myself, to ask for help sometimes, and to heal even when it's hard. I owe the Doc everything."
Ayami is in the garden, repeatedly growing and killing a flower with magic.
Faeyries walks over. They're grinning, examining the gardens, occasionally poking a neat looking plant with an oar. They're a blue dragonborn, wearing a set of chain mail with designs of waves crossing the metal.
Ayami pays this no attention, her crimson eye’s focus honed on the flower.
*OH GOD I THINK I FIXED IT IT'S FINE AAAAAAAAHHHH*
Faeyries crouches down, looking at the flower as well.
*SORRY MY BROWSER BUGGED OUT*
”…who are you, exactly?”
"The name's Faeyries. Faeyries Niltacidel." They offer out a hand, expecting a handshake.
Ayami doesn’t notice. “Ayami. House?”
"Mannth. Where're you?" The hand remains outstretched.
Ayami notices and looks away. “House of snotty magic kids, known as Mandibles or something.”
"Ah. That sucks for you. Oh! Right! I'm here for a reason!"
They stand up taller, and put on a more showmanshipy voice.
"HAve you heard of our Lord and Savior Jack Sparrow?"
“…excuse me?”
"Ah. I see. What about Davy Jones, King of the Dead?"
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
A new student is standing in the hallways, seeming to be wearing wizard's robes, and sort of gruff-looking
Lila walks by the new student, waving cheerfully.
"Hello," They sound very, very meek about talking
“Hey. You okay?” She asks.
"Yeah, just new here"
“Oh… do you know where your dorm is? Those are great place to chill off.”
"I don't know"
“Ooookay. What’s your house?”
"Madernis"
“So it should be in the fourth tower.”
"oOkay"
“Follow me.” She says, leading them to the fourth tower, which is massive with a curvy staircase with rooms all over.
"Thank you"
“Well, time to knock on some doors. Sorry if you end up in the wrong room.” She says, shrugging.
"Would It be more fun to blow the door open?"
“No. No it would not be.”
"Why?"
“They’d probably blow you up in return.”
"Fun!"
“You’re weird.” She says, tilting her head sideways.
"No"
“What’s your name? I’m Lila. Second year.”
"Blava"
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.
*Hmmm... You know what? Masha deserves a third chance at life.*
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
An owlin carrying a longbow appears at the Academy, teleported by the masked man
Lila is sitting outside of the portal, playing the violin. She nods to the masked man and then the owlin.
As the masked man dissapears, the owlin approaches Lila (desc?). “This is… the academy? I hope?”
Lila nods, running a hand through her light purple hair. She wears a black suit and her eyes are a piercing purple. “Yep, this is the academy. New student?”
“Yeah… my mom went here…”
she takes an arrow out of her quiver and clips and unclips it from her bowstring repeatedly
“Oh, cool. Adventurer family then?”
“You could say that. What house are you in?”
“Oh. Mannith. You?” She asks, awkwardly.
“Same… I haven’t sworn my oaths yet though…”
“Oaths… ah. Paladin? Interesting. I’m a warlock. My patron isn’t really… bad, but she doesn’t have the best reputation.”
“Why not?”
“Warlord turned demon. Evil warlord, good demon.” She sighs. “What oath are you swearing?”
*my eye begins to twitch as you use demon as a catch all term for fiend*
”Not sure. I was told I had to find the oaths that aligned with my core being, but that sounds hard.”
*Sorry… uhhhhhh I wanted them to be a hexblade so I used demon instead of fiend cause that would not be correct. War Devil work as a category?*
“That does sound hard. I dunno, I just picked the patron I thought was cool.”
*people don’t become demons. They’re spawned from the pits of the abyss. Devils are made of souls though*
*what level is she?*
”And they just responded?”
*Ohhhhhhh okay. Don’t know the demon and devil lore of DnD that well.*
*Still making her sheet but probably 3-5.*
“Yeah… is that not supposed to happen?“
*it’s probably the one dnd lore thing i know the best. Until pelt takes that away from me too…*
”You looked at a piece of paper, saw a name, chose it and got magical powers?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
An owlin carrying a longbow appears at the Academy, teleported by the masked man
Lila is sitting outside of the portal, playing the violin. She nods to the masked man and then the owlin.
As the masked man dissapears, the owlin approaches Lila (desc?). “This is… the academy? I hope?”
Lila nods, running a hand through her light purple hair. She wears a black suit and her eyes are a piercing purple. “Yep, this is the academy. New student?”
“Yeah… my mom went here…”
she takes an arrow out of her quiver and clips and unclips it from her bowstring repeatedly
“Oh, cool. Adventurer family then?”
“You could say that. What house are you in?”
“Oh. Mannith. You?” She asks, awkwardly.
“Same… I haven’t sworn my oaths yet though…”
“Oaths… ah. Paladin? Interesting. I’m a warlock. My patron isn’t really… bad, but she doesn’t have the best reputation.”
“Why not?”
“Warlord turned demon. Evil warlord, good demon.” She sighs. “What oath are you swearing?”
*my eye begins to twitch as you use demon as a catch all term for fiend*
”Not sure. I was told I had to find the oaths that aligned with my core being, but that sounds hard.”
*Sorry… uhhhhhh I wanted them to be a hexblade so I used demon instead of fiend cause that would not be correct. War Devil work as a category?*
“That does sound hard. I dunno, I just picked the patron I thought was cool.”
*people don’t become demons. They’re spawned from the pits of the abyss. Devils are made of souls though*
*what level is she?*
”And they just responded?”
*Ohhhhhhh okay. Don’t know the demon and devil lore of DnD that well.*
*Still making her sheet but probably 3-5.*
“Yeah… is that not supposed to happen?“
*it’s probably the one dnd lore thing i know the best. Until pelt takes that away from me too…*
”You looked at a piece of paper, saw a name, chose it and got magical powers?”
*I think Eladrin are Elves…*
“I also did like... Reaching out and stuff. With my soul. Did some rituals, learned about my patron, that type.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*I just listed them all, actually. The Darkvision is pretty cool, though in two levels (Warlock 4/Fighter 1 right now) I can get a buffed Polymorph that only works on me and only turns me into a bat, rat, or wolf. I'll be able to use it CHA Mod per long rest, which is an awesome feature for 6th level, you must admit*
He smiles. "I work closely with a hematologist. He's the one who taught me my magic, and part of the deal was that I need to be healthy. Eating well, exercising well, resting well, pretty much everything well. Blood doctors need a holistic view of the body, since the blood flows through everything and everything flows through it. Overwork, mental or physical, is terrible for your system. Burnout or addiction can be as bad as an injury. Put you out of a fight faster than a broken leg."
*That’s nice.*
He nods. “Hey, I actually understood most of that. You are pretty smart. Hematologist is a blood doctor… does that mean they have to draw blood?”
He chuckles. "Not quite. A hematologist is sort of the 'sits at the desk' guy, while another doctor called a phlebotomist is out in the field, drawing blood for them. It saves time that could be used diagnosing and treating patients. It's kind of like how the warden doesn't usually go out and arrest bad guys, just takes care of them while they're being held. If the warden were in charge of arrests, who would make sure the prisoners are doing okay and not escaping? Medicine is complicated. I just know what I've been told, really, but even then it sometimes makes my head spin."
He picks up his saxophone again. "Doc got me this when I was trying to quit smoking. He could take away the physical addiction, but psychologically I was still hooked. But this helps my lungs heal by exercising them, and by giving me something to do with my mouth. When I started, I couldn't play a note because my lungs were so broken. But now, I can play three songs back-to-back without needing more than a minute's break between them. It taught me how to forgive myself, to ask for help sometimes, and to heal even when it's hard. I owe the Doc everything."
“Oh… that’s really nice. You must have a great relationship.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
An owlin carrying a longbow appears at the Academy, teleported by the masked man
Lila is sitting outside of the portal, playing the violin. She nods to the masked man and then the owlin.
As the masked man dissapears, the owlin approaches Lila (desc?). “This is… the academy? I hope?”
Lila nods, running a hand through her light purple hair. She wears a black suit and her eyes are a piercing purple. “Yep, this is the academy. New student?”
“Yeah… my mom went here…”
she takes an arrow out of her quiver and clips and unclips it from her bowstring repeatedly
“Oh, cool. Adventurer family then?”
“You could say that. What house are you in?”
“Oh. Mannith. You?” She asks, awkwardly.
“Same… I haven’t sworn my oaths yet though…”
“Oaths… ah. Paladin? Interesting. I’m a warlock. My patron isn’t really… bad, but she doesn’t have the best reputation.”
“Why not?”
“Warlord turned demon. Evil warlord, good demon.” She sighs. “What oath are you swearing?”
*my eye begins to twitch as you use demon as a catch all term for fiend*
”Not sure. I was told I had to find the oaths that aligned with my core being, but that sounds hard.”
*Sorry… uhhhhhh I wanted them to be a hexblade so I used demon instead of fiend cause that would not be correct. War Devil work as a category?*
“That does sound hard. I dunno, I just picked the patron I thought was cool.”
*people don’t become demons. They’re spawned from the pits of the abyss. Devils are made of souls though*
*what level is she?*
”And they just responded?”
*Ohhhhhhh okay. Don’t know the demon and devil lore of DnD that well.*
*Still making her sheet but probably 3-5.*
“Yeah… is that not supposed to happen?“
*it’s probably the one dnd lore thing i know the best. Until pelt takes that away from me too…*
”You looked at a piece of paper, saw a name, chose it and got magical powers?”
*I think Eladrin are Elves…*
“I also did like... Reaching out and stuff. With my soul. Did some rituals, learned about my patron, that type.”
*Depends. In 4e they were different. Now, they're a subrace. In 2024, I think they got changed into like, high elves or something.*
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My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
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*ANNOUNCEMNENT: I’m gonna be in Europe for a while. My plane leaves in 5 hours, it’s a pretty long flight with no WiFi. While I’m gone, Balthoran gets the final say on things. When I’m back, I should have a dungeon ready, but I should also be in a different timezone so I won’t be on that much. I hope y’all keep this alive but I will try my best as well.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*singsong voice*
*already got an idea for one*
*gonna work it into a backstory*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Someone sits down next to Colin. It’s an armored young person with bright amber eyes, hair tied into a long black braid, and deep honey colored skin. They smile. “Is it your first day too?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
you notice her scleras, the whites of her eyes, are pure black
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*cut with Capatin.*
“Uh… are you sick or something? Your eyes are all black.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"mm? oh. no, I was born with them"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Special race or something?” He asks, tilting his head sideways.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Ten other beings hold that title currently.*
The clocks run out, too late to wake up.
You're locked under this nightmare's thumb.
Begging you hide and run.
W H A T H A V E I B E C O M E ?
"no. a birth defect as far as I know. maybe my dad had it, but I don't know"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
He chuckles. "Not quite. A hematologist is sort of the 'sits at the desk' guy, while another doctor called a phlebotomist is out in the field, drawing blood for them. It saves time that could be used diagnosing and treating patients. It's kind of like how the warden doesn't usually go out and arrest bad guys, just takes care of them while they're being held. If the warden were in charge of arrests, who would make sure the prisoners are doing okay and not escaping? Medicine is complicated. I just know what I've been told, really, but even then it sometimes makes my head spin."
He picks up his saxophone again. "Doc got me this when I was trying to quit smoking. He could take away the physical addiction, but psychologically I was still hooked. But this helps my lungs heal by exercising them, and by giving me something to do with my mouth. When I started, I couldn't play a note because my lungs were so broken. But now, I can play three songs back-to-back without needing more than a minute's break between them. It taught me how to forgive myself, to ask for help sometimes, and to heal even when it's hard. I owe the Doc everything."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Fig is taking care of the dragon egg
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
"Ah. I see. What about Davy Jones, King of the Dead?"
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
"Blava"
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.
*Hmmm... You know what? Masha deserves a third chance at life.*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
*it’s probably the one dnd lore thing i know the best. Until pelt takes that away from me too…*
”You looked at a piece of paper, saw a name, chose it and got magical powers?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*I think Eladrin are Elves…*
“I also did like... Reaching out and stuff. With my soul. Did some rituals, learned about my patron, that type.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
“Oh… that’s really nice. You must have a great relationship.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
“Hi Blava.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Depends. In 4e they were different. Now, they're a subrace. In 2024, I think they got changed into like, high elves or something.*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings