*it’s probably the one dnd lore thing i know the best. Until pelt takes that away from me too…*
”You looked at a piece of paper, saw a name, chose it and got magical powers?”
*I think Eladrin are Elves…*
“I also did like... Reaching out and stuff. With my soul. Did some rituals, learned about my patron, that type.”
“That’s cool. Did you know some paladins follow patrons who give them commands, instead of oaths? Maybe I should look into that..”
“How does that work? I’ve never heard of that.”
“They connect to a god, or pantheon, and they get commandments to follow. They swear an oath to that god(s) and go on their way.”
“Oh. That seems cool. If I were a paladin, I’d probably do that.”
“I’ll have to do a dungeon if I want to do anything…”
“I did one last year. It was really hard… I hear there’s a new Trial dungeon and Fenrir is always open.”
“I don’t want to try any alone. Not unless I’ve sworn more oaths.”
“You’re allowed to swear multiple oaths?” She asks, tilting her head sideways. “That seems rather weird. But if you want, I can maybe help you out with a dungeon. It’s always better to work as a team.”
“Each oath has tenements you must follow, and as you improve as a paladin you swear more oaths.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
"A shortsword is pretty much just a big knife. A scimitar is just a curved shortsword. If you're good at throwing, though, I'd stick with knives. Knives are really good weapons. It only takes a couple inches to kill most humanoids, and they're easily concealed. But a larger weapon might be good for foes with bigger bodies. You have to be prepared for everything if you go hunting monsters."
“I wonder if my abilities would let me summon shortswords or scimitars instead… you do much hunting yourself?”
"Yeah. I don't usually kill my foes, though. Just collect some blood samples for the Doc. He checks them for diseases and such. Monsters are just as important as regular animals."
He plays a couple notes on his sax. "So, you one of those Psiknife guys?"
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
“Sir, respectfully, I’m gonna (GP)ing kill you if you call me ‘princess’ one more time. Not gonna rob you, and I suppose I could answer your questions.”
"Don't think I said it more than once, girl-who-pulled-a-knife-on-me. Bit more of a mouthful than princess, and I don't quite think I got your name. Not a sir either, I may add, but tomato tomato." They pronounce both words identically, whether purposeful or not she can't really tell. "You got my questions already, and you got your knife. Up to you which you want to choose using, ma'am."
“This is the academy. 5 houses, each have 2-3 different classes. Office is over there.”
"Great! And how do I leave?" They say cheerfully.
“Using the door behind you, dumb(GP)”
They unsling the lance from their shoulder with a shrug, the end of the massive blade clanging against the ground. "The little angry toddler act is getting old, preteen. You got the bite behind the bark?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*it’s probably the one dnd lore thing i know the best. Until pelt takes that away from me too…*
”You looked at a piece of paper, saw a name, chose it and got magical powers?”
*I think Eladrin are Elves…*
“I also did like... Reaching out and stuff. With my soul. Did some rituals, learned about my patron, that type.”
“That’s cool. Did you know some paladins follow patrons who give them commands, instead of oaths? Maybe I should look into that..”
“How does that work? I’ve never heard of that.”
“They connect to a god, or pantheon, and they get commandments to follow. They swear an oath to that god(s) and go on their way.”
“Oh. That seems cool. If I were a paladin, I’d probably do that.”
“I’ll have to do a dungeon if I want to do anything…”
“I did one last year. It was really hard… I hear there’s a new Trial dungeon and Fenrir is always open.”
“I don’t want to try any alone. Not unless I’ve sworn more oaths.”
“You’re allowed to swear multiple oaths?” She asks, tilting her head sideways. “That seems rather weird. But if you want, I can maybe help you out with a dungeon. It’s always better to work as a team.”
“Each oath has tenements you must follow, and as you improve as a paladin you swear more oaths.”
“I thought oaths were like… oh never mind. That’s cool. Everything is cool. My memory’s really bad, did I ask your name?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*ey 'nannerman, is there any restrictions on species?*
*If you think a species is OP, I’ll look at it, but anything official works. HB can be checked by a mod.*
*is griffon's saddlebag okay?*
*Which race?*
*etherean*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"A shortsword is pretty much just a big knife. A scimitar is just a curved shortsword. If you're good at throwing, though, I'd stick with knives. Knives are really good weapons. It only takes a couple inches to kill most humanoids, and they're easily concealed. But a larger weapon might be good for foes with bigger bodies. You have to be prepared for everything if you go hunting monsters."
“I wonder if my abilities would let me summon shortswords or scimitars instead… you do much hunting yourself?”
"Yeah. I don't usually kill my foes, though. Just collect some blood samples for the Doc. He checks them for diseases and such. Monsters are just as important as regular animals."
He plays a couple notes on his sax. "So, you one of those Psiknife guys?"
“Soulknife.” He corrects. “Your doc seems like an awfully strange person. I didn’t think anyone cared about monster health.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*Who want? I have: Mute half-orc barbarian, Paladin who worships Jack Sparrow, and New teacher who has no idea what's going on*
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*ey 'nannerman, is there any restrictions on species?*
*If you think a species is OP, I’ll look at it, but anything official works. HB can be checked by a mod.*
*is griffon's saddlebag okay?*
*Which race?*
*etherean*
*Works.*
*okie!*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"... Well, the Headmaster works in mysterious ways. I don't believe you can unenroll, but if you're here, you're probably here for a reason!"
"Look mate, some [gp]er in a mask asked me 'Do you want to go to a magic school for the best of the best? Come to my secret room!' or some bull[gp] like that. Thought it was so damn funny I agreed. I didn't sign any waivers, no paperwork, no nothin. So? I should be free to go."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"... Well, the Headmaster works in mysterious ways. I don't believe you can unenroll, but if you're here, you're probably here for a reason!"
"Look mate, some [gp]er in a mask asked me 'Do you want to go to a magic school for the best of the best? Come to my secret room!' or some bull[gp] like that. Thought it was so damn funny I agreed. I didn't sign any waivers, no paperwork, no nothin. So? I should be free to go."
*Angelocore*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
"Yeah. I don't usually kill my foes, though. Just collect some blood samples for the Doc. He checks them for diseases and such. Monsters are just as important as regular animals."
He plays a couple notes on his sax. "So, you one of those Psiknife guys?"
“Soulknife.” He corrects. “Your doc seems like an awfully strange person. I didn’t think anyone cared about monster health.”
"Not all monsters, but the lines we draw are pretty vague. Beasts are the only creatures we don't consider monsters, even when there are plenty of fey, undead, fiends, plants, and even monstrosities that help the environment." He shrugs. "But soulknife, man, that's cool. I can summon weapons too, but not ones made of my own psychic energy."
Ello friendo! I’m Aspen/ celeste, but people also call me asp, aspy, cele, and murder child!
I only murder people occasionally!
Sorlock fanatic & Arboreal Masterpiece
Any pronouns
Best friendos: Bananer, gato, and a buncha other people!
“Each oath has tenements you must follow, and as you improve as a paladin you swear more oaths.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Yeah. I don't usually kill my foes, though. Just collect some blood samples for the Doc. He checks them for diseases and such. Monsters are just as important as regular animals."
He plays a couple notes on his sax. "So, you one of those Psiknife guys?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Anyone else wanna RP?*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
*ME*
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
They unsling the lance from their shoulder with a shrug, the end of the massive blade clanging against the ground. "The little angry toddler act is getting old, preteen. You got the bite behind the bark?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“I thought oaths were like… oh never mind. That’s cool. Everything is cool. My memory’s really bad, did I ask your name?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*etherean*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Soulknife.” He corrects. “Your doc seems like an awfully strange person. I didn’t think anyone cared about monster health.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Works.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Who want? I have: Mute half-orc barbarian, Paladin who worships Jack Sparrow, and New teacher who has no idea what's going on*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
*okie!*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Look mate, some [gp]er in a mask asked me 'Do you want to go to a magic school for the best of the best? Come to my secret room!' or some bull[gp] like that. Thought it was so damn funny I agreed. I didn't sign any waivers, no paperwork, no nothin. So? I should be free to go."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*DUDE, IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
*Angelocore*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*New teacher*
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
*…me who also has three. Dumbass soulknife, dumbass hexblade, dumbass hot paladin.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Awkward cough*
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
"Not all monsters, but the lines we draw are pretty vague. Beasts are the only creatures we don't consider monsters, even when there are plenty of fey, undead, fiends, plants, and even monstrosities that help the environment." He shrugs. "But soulknife, man, that's cool. I can summon weapons too, but not ones made of my own psychic energy."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*T_T meanwhile two weeks later I only have blake and one other*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P