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 *Hihi*

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*Hiii anyone want to RP*

 *Sure!*

 Do you want Trina(rot), Umbra(deep water), or Malaer(pollution)

 *Umbra would be great. I uhhhhhhhh I’ll do someone new.* 

Striding into the palace of the gods is a young person with strawberry blonde hair that falls down their shoulders, light blue eyes with a scar going down their right eye, and wearing a robe. They have a pair of white feathery wings.

 Moving through the air as if she’s swimming, Umbra hovers past. “Hello. I don’t think I’ve seen you before.”

 "I am... new here." They say, frowning. "Who are you?"

 “I am umbra, goddess of the deepest depths of water, where the greatest beasts lie. May i ask the same question of you?”

 "I am Bríz, Archangel of war. I come from another land." 

 “Interesting. It has been a long time since I have seen war, and we could do with another. Those mortals need to face hardship to understand our power.”

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DEITY begins another equation, larger, more complex than any before. when it is done, a new species is added to DEITY's island. covered in fur, with strong hind legs, long arms tipped with long claws in front, a long tail to counterbalance standing on its hind legs, two underdeveloped eyes on the sides on its head, and a crushing beak surrounded by strong tentacles.

1 created

DEITYBadgers breathe in, and disperse over the island

-10 pts

 DEITY sees the single DEITYBadger, reaches out a finger the size of a car, and channels a tiny bit of divine energy, evolving it to reproduce asexually

-5pts

 IS HE TRYING TO MAKE PERRY THE PLATYPUS?

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*Hi naner*

 *Hihi*

 *Hru?*

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DEITY begins another equation, larger, more complex than any before. when it is done, a new species is added to DEITY's island. covered in fur, with strong hind legs, long arms tipped with long claws in front, a long tail to counterbalance standing on its hind legs, two underdeveloped eyes on the sides on its head, and a crushing beak surrounded by strong tentacles.

1 created

DEITYBadgers breathe in, and disperse over the island

-10 pts

 DEITY sees the single DEITYBadger, reaches out a finger the size of a car, and channels a tiny bit of divine energy, evolving it to reproduce asexually

-5pts

 IS HE TRYING TO MAKE PERRY THE PLATYPUS?

 *it/they*

*heh. heheheh. hehehehehehehehehehe. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!*

 *You have to get Doofensmirtz then*

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*Hiii anyone want to RP*

 *Sure!*

 Do you want Trina(rot), Umbra(deep water), or Malaer(pollution)

 *Umbra would be great. I uhhhhhhhh I’ll do someone new.* 

Striding into the palace of the gods is a young person with strawberry blonde hair that falls down their shoulders, light blue eyes with a scar going down their right eye, and wearing a robe. They have a pair of white feathery wings.

 Moving through the air as if she’s swimming, Umbra hovers past. “Hello. I don’t think I’ve seen you before.”

 "I am... new here." They say, frowning. "Who are you?"

 “I am umbra, goddess of the deepest depths of water, where the greatest beasts lie. May i ask the same question of you?”

 "I am Bríz, Archangel of war. I come from another land." 

 “Interesting. It has been a long time since I have seen war, and we could do with another. Those mortals need to face hardship to understand our power.”

 "Currently," Bríz says, "I believe there is no need for war. Are the mortals not loyal?"

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*Hi naner*

 *Hihi*

 *Hru?*

 *Gooj, you*

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*Hi naner*

 *Hihi*

 *Hru?*

 *Gooj, you*

 *A bit sleepy anyways gimme a title :P*

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*Hiii anyone want to RP*

 *Sure!*

 Do you want Trina(rot), Umbra(deep water), or Malaer(pollution)

 *Umbra would be great. I uhhhhhhhh I’ll do someone new.* 

Striding into the palace of the gods is a young person with strawberry blonde hair that falls down their shoulders, light blue eyes with a scar going down their right eye, and wearing a robe. They have a pair of white feathery wings.

 Moving through the air as if she’s swimming, Umbra hovers past. “Hello. I don’t think I’ve seen you before.”

 "I am... new here." They say, frowning. "Who are you?"

 “I am umbra, goddess of the deepest depths of water, where the greatest beasts lie. May i ask the same question of you?”

 "I am Bríz, Archangel of war. I come from another land." 

 “Interesting. It has been a long time since I have seen war, and we could do with another. Those mortals need to face hardship to understand our power.”

 "Currently," Bríz says, "I believe there is no need for war. Are the mortals not loyal?"

 “They are loyal, but destruction can be a good thing. We need mortals to fear us if we want them to continue believing. Of course, that is simply my opinion.”

*Bonegears*

*Hell-os*

*IDK SMTH ELSE*

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*Bonegears*

*Hell-os*

*IDK SMTH ELSE*

 *Hi tara*

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*Hiii anyone want to RP*

 *Sure!*

 Do you want Trina(rot), Umbra(deep water), or Malaer(pollution)

 *Umbra would be great. I uhhhhhhhh I’ll do someone new.* 

Striding into the palace of the gods is a young person with strawberry blonde hair that falls down their shoulders, light blue eyes with a scar going down their right eye, and wearing a robe. They have a pair of white feathery wings.

 Moving through the air as if she’s swimming, Umbra hovers past. “Hello. I don’t think I’ve seen you before.”

 "I am... new here." They say, frowning. "Who are you?"

 “I am umbra, goddess of the deepest depths of water, where the greatest beasts lie. May i ask the same question of you?”

 "I am Bríz, Archangel of war. I come from another land." 

 “Interesting. It has been a long time since I have seen war, and we could do with another. Those mortals need to face hardship to understand our power.”

 "Currently," Bríz says, "I believe there is no need for war. Are the mortals not loyal?"

 “They are loyal, but destruction can be a good thing. We need mortals to fear us if we want them to continue believing. Of course, that is simply my opinion.”

 "Hmmmmmm... It may seem unusual, but I hate to cause pain without need."

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*Hi naner*

 *Hihi*

 *Hru?*

 *Gooj, you*

 *A bit sleepy anyways gimme a title :P*

 *Balls*

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*Hi naner*

 *Hihi*

 *Hru?*

 *Gooj, you*

 *A bit sleepy anyways gimme a title :P*

 *Balls*

 *that's just a nickname*

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*Hi naner*

 *Hihi*

 *Hru?*

 *Gooj, you*

 *A bit sleepy anyways gimme a title :P*

 *Balls*

 *that's just a nickname*

 *Hrmmmmmm... lord of the bleep?*

Atherial is standing/floating in the world, watching their mythical beast

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*Bonegears*

*Hell-os*

*IDK SMTH ELSE*

 *Hi tara*

 *Comment ça va?*

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*Hiii anyone want to RP*

 *Sure!*

 Do you want Trina(rot), Umbra(deep water), or Malaer(pollution)

 *Umbra would be great. I uhhhhhhhh I’ll do someone new.* 

Striding into the palace of the gods is a young person with strawberry blonde hair that falls down their shoulders, light blue eyes with a scar going down their right eye, and wearing a robe. They have a pair of white feathery wings.

 Moving through the air as if she’s swimming, Umbra hovers past. “Hello. I don’t think I’ve seen you before.”

 "I am... new here." They say, frowning. "Who are you?"

 “I am umbra, goddess of the deepest depths of water, where the greatest beasts lie. May i ask the same question of you?”

 "I am Bríz, Archangel of war. I come from another land." 

 “Interesting. It has been a long time since I have seen war, and we could do with another. Those mortals need to face hardship to understand our power.”

 "Currently," Bríz says, "I believe there is no need for war. Are the mortals not loyal?"

 “They are loyal, but destruction can be a good thing. We need mortals to fear us if we want them to continue believing. Of course, that is simply my opinion.”

 "Hmmmmmm... It may seem unusual, but I hate to cause pain without need."

 “It may simply be my domain. If I create fish, the mortals will simply eat them and sacrifice some back to me. Why give back something I made and why harm it in the first place? Other mortals may even sacrifice the fish to other gods. My power is wasted, and my precious beings destroyed for nothing.”

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*Hiii anyone want to RP*

 *Sure!*

 Do you want Trina(rot), Umbra(deep water), or Malaer(pollution)

 *Umbra would be great. I uhhhhhhhh I’ll do someone new.* 

Striding into the palace of the gods is a young person with strawberry blonde hair that falls down their shoulders, light blue eyes with a scar going down their right eye, and wearing a robe. They have a pair of white feathery wings.

 Moving through the air as if she’s swimming, Umbra hovers past. “Hello. I don’t think I’ve seen you before.”

 "I am... new here." They say, frowning. "Who are you?"

 “I am umbra, goddess of the deepest depths of water, where the greatest beasts lie. May i ask the same question of you?”

 "I am Bríz, Archangel of war. I come from another land." 

 “Interesting. It has been a long time since I have seen war, and we could do with another. Those mortals need to face hardship to understand our power.”

 "Currently," Bríz says, "I believe there is no need for war. Are the mortals not loyal?"

 “They are loyal, but destruction can be a good thing. We need mortals to fear us if we want them to continue believing. Of course, that is simply my opinion.”

 "Hmmmmmm... It may seem unusual, but I hate to cause pain without need."

 “It may simply be my domain. If I create fish, the mortals will simply eat them and sacrifice some back to me. Why give back something I made and why harm it in the first place? Other mortals may even sacrifice the fish to other gods. My power is wasted, and my precious beings destroyed for nothing.”

 "That makes sense. But why not make the fish be able to fight back?"