i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
A figure is crouched over something in an alleyway out of the sight of passersby’s they seem to be eating something
watching from the roof is a elf. And with him is some kin of winged beast. He and the wing beast leaps down.
*is it okay if I attack the figure?
*Sure*
*it’s a multi attack with 2 daggers, I rolled a nineteen and a 5.
*let me check I know the 5 doesn’t hit yeah 19 hits*
A dagger hits the figure in the back. *4 damage
the elf lands behind him, a wicked grin, with sharp teath. Following him is a blue dragon wrymling.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
* Man I am rolling high today. 18 for me, 3 for the blue dragon.
Ok you first
I pull my lance out and charge.*and a 2 probably dose not hit, but my second attack has a 14.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
The One Who Lurks is standing near a burning building
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Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
* Man I am rolling high today. 18 for me, 3 for the blue dragon.
Ok you first
I pull my lance out and charge.*and a 2 probably dose not hit, but my second attack has a 14.
Both miss the figure as they then enter a rage and swing their great axe (using reckless attack and then frenzy let me roll damage real quick)
to hit: 26 if that hits then 5 slashing damage and an additional 6 slashing damage
then the figure swings again (extra attack)
to hit: 22 for another 5 slashing damage and if the first one missed add the frenzy damage to this one if it hits
*both hit, but I live. As I stumble backwards the blue dragon attacks.
*both attacks gets a 23, witch I belive hits.
1st attack. 5 slashing damage, and 3 lighting damage.
2nd attack: 12 slashing damage and 2 lighting damage.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
* Man I am rolling high today. 18 for me, 3 for the blue dragon.
Ok you first
I pull my lance out and charge.*and a 2 probably dose not hit, but my second attack has a 14.
Both miss the figure as they then enter a rage and swing their great axe (using reckless attack and then frenzy let me roll damage real quick)
to hit: 26 if that hits then 5 slashing damage and an additional 6 slashing damage
then the figure swings again (extra attack)
to hit: 22 for another 5 slashing damage and if the first one missed add the frenzy damage to this one if it hits
*both hit, but I live. As I stumble backwards the blue dragon attacks.
*both attacks gets a 23, witch I belive hits.
1st attack. 5 slashing damage, and 3 lighting damage.
2nd attack: 12 slashing damage and 2 lighting damage.
So half the slashing but I take the total 5 lighting but using my reaction the figure roars and swings at the elf with a 9 to hit and if it hits take 7
The giant frog-thing is resting on its throne outside the town, surrounded by hills of ice and gentle snowfall. Three lizardfolk rest around it, on wet earth bare of snow. The frog cradles a small flame in its hands, radiating warmth in a 30~ foot circle around it, enough to keep the cold bloods- including itself- warm. The Skink Priest that awakened it is slinking through town, along with three larger lizardfolk, trying to find supplies.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-__-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-__-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
(Never mind the reaction attack has to be made against the dragon)
*wait im confused. are you still doing the reaction?
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
(Never mind the reaction attack has to be made against the dragon)
*wait im confused. are you still doing the reaction?
Yes it’s just against the dragon instead
The dragon wimpers, as it is slashed. I throw to daggers at the figure. *I rolled a 14 and 20, which i know hits. It deals 4 damage. the elf says “this whole town will die, for some one here has killed my freind.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
(So two ok) the figure once more attacks with reckless abandon with a 24 to hit the elf with 12 slashing damage plus an additional 11 slashing damage then it takes another swing with a 26 to hit and if it does another 4 slashing damage
(So two ok) the figure once more attacks with reckless abandon with a 16 to hit the elf with 5 slashing damage plus an additional 6 slashing damage then it takes another swing with a 23 to hit and if it does another 13 slashing damage
*okay, the second attack hits, the first one misses. the blue dragon roars and attack a with 2 rends. I got a 12 and a 17. If those hit, the first one deals 10 slashing damage, and the second one deals 4.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
*it’s a multi attack with 2 daggers, I rolled a nineteen and a 5.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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*let me check I know the 5 doesn’t hit yeah 19 hits*
A dagger hits the figure in the back. *4 damage
the elf lands behind him, a wicked grin, with sharp teath. Following him is a blue dragon wrymling.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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The figure roars in pain and turns with animalistic eyes full of fury as it crouches down to pounce aka roll initiative
26
* Man I am rolling high today. 18 for me, 3 for the blue dragon.
I pull my lance out and charge.*and a 2 probably dose not hit.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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Ok you first
I pull my lance out and charge.*and a 2 probably dose not hit, but my second attack has a 14.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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Both miss the figure as they then enter a rage and swing their great axe (using reckless attack and then frenzy let me roll damage real quick)
to hit: 26 if that hits then 5 slashing damage and an additional 6 slashing damage
then the figure swings again (extra attack)
to hit: 22 for another 5 slashing damage and if the first one missed add the frenzy damage to this one if it hits
The One Who Lurks is standing near a burning building
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
*both hit, but I live.
As I stumble backwards the blue dragon attacks.
*both attacks gets a 23, witch I belive hits.
1st attack. 5 slashing damage, and 3 lighting damage.
2nd attack: 12 slashing damage and 2 lighting damage.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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So half the slashing but I take the total 5 lighting but using my reaction the figure roars and swings at the elf with a 9 to hit and if it hits take 7
(Never mind the reaction attack has to be made against the dragon)
The giant frog-thing is resting on its throne outside the town, surrounded by hills of ice and gentle snowfall. Three lizardfolk rest around it, on wet earth bare of snow. The frog cradles a small flame in its hands, radiating warmth in a 30~ foot circle around it, enough to keep the cold bloods- including itself- warm. The Skink Priest that awakened it is slinking through town, along with three larger lizardfolk, trying to find supplies.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*hey hey!*
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
*wait im confused. are you still doing the reaction?
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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Yes it’s just against the dragon instead
The dragon wimpers, as it is slashed. I throw to daggers at the figure.
*I rolled a 14 and 20, which i know hits. It deals 4 damage.
the elf says “this whole town will die, for some one here has killed my freind.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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(So two ok) the figure once more attacks with reckless abandon with a 24 to hit the elf with 12 slashing damage plus an additional 11 slashing damage then it takes another swing with a 26 to hit and if it does another 4 slashing damage
*okay, the second attack hits, the first one misses.
the blue dragon roars and attack a with 2 rends. I got a 12 and a 17. If those hit, the first one deals 10 slashing damage, and the second one deals 4.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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