*Only if you can't place this quote: "Shame on you, shame on your family, shame on your cow!"*
*:( i cant. *
A movie called "Mulan", by a tiny dragon called "Mooshu".
*ive never seen it. heard of it though.*
*Well, now you know the best quote from it.*
*indeed... "comtrya! it is better!"*
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*Only if you can't place this quote: "Shame on you, shame on your family, shame on your cow!"*
*:( i cant. *
A movie called "Mulan", by a tiny dragon called "Mooshu".
*ive never seen it. heard of it though.*
*Well, now you know the best quote from it.*
*indeed... "comtrya! it is better!"*
...
*............*
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
A orange tiefling with red hair, and a mangenta and white onesie with out a hood is begging for money in the street. “Spare change! Spare food!”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
A orange tiefling with red hair, and a mangenta and white onesie with out a hood is begging for money in the street. “Spare change! Spare food!”
A cough, and a man ---- no, two men, one shadowing the other, step out of the crowd. The first bends down. With a face that has slightly retained its baby fat, glasses askew, complete with carrot-hued frizzy hair, he looks the tiefling in the eyes. "Hm," he says, turning to the other, who whispers in his ear.
"Boss tells me that he will give you spare change. But he wants to know what you're doing out here." He speaks, but in a disjointed, somewhat scatterbrained voice that makes you wonder just what he's doing working for this other man.
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
A orange tiefling with red hair, and a mangenta and white onesie with out a hood is begging for money in the street. “Spare change! Spare food!”
A cough, and a man ---- no, two men, one shadowing the other, step out of the crowd. The first bends down. With a face that has slightly retained its baby fat, glasses askew, complete with carrot-hued frizzy hair, he looks the tiefling in the eyes. "Hm," he says, turning to the other, who whispers in his ear.
"Boss tells me that he will give you spare change. But he wants to know what you're doing out here." He speaks, but in a disjointed, somewhat scatterbrained voice that makes you wonder just what he's doing working for this other man.
“Well I’m begging for money and food.” She says in a confused voice. “Should I not be here? If not I can leave.” She Quickly stands up, fear flashing through her eyes.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
A orange tiefling with red hair, and a mangenta and white onesie with out a hood is begging for money in the street. “Spare change! Spare food!”
A cough, and a man ---- no, two men, one shadowing the other, step out of the crowd. The first bends down. With a face that has slightly retained its baby fat, glasses askew, complete with carrot-hued frizzy hair, he looks the tiefling in the eyes. "Hm," he says, turning to the other, who whispers in his ear.
"Boss tells me that he will give you spare change. But he wants to know what you're doing out here." He speaks, but in a disjointed, somewhat scatterbrained voice that makes you wonder just what he's doing working for this other man.
“Well I’m begging.” She says in a confused voice. “Should I not be here? If not I can leave.” She Quickly stands up, fear flashing through her eyes.
The boy turns back to his boss, then extends a hand. On the palm, two gleaming coppers sit. "Boss just wants to know why you're out here, that's all. You're fine." He fixes his glasses, then digs through his pocket. "Boss says he can give you more if you tell him."
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
A orange tiefling with red hair, and a mangenta and white onesie with out a hood is begging for money in the street. “Spare change! Spare food!”
A cough, and a man ---- no, two men, one shadowing the other, step out of the crowd. The first bends down. With a face that has slightly retained its baby fat, glasses askew, complete with carrot-hued frizzy hair, he looks the tiefling in the eyes. "Hm," he says, turning to the other, who whispers in his ear.
"Boss tells me that he will give you spare change. But he wants to know what you're doing out here." He speaks, but in a disjointed, somewhat scatterbrained voice that makes you wonder just what he's doing working for this other man.
“Well I’m begging.” She says in a confused voice. “Should I not be here? If not I can leave.” She Quickly stands up, fear flashing through her eyes.
The boy turns back to his boss, then extends a hand. On the palm, two gleaming coppers sit. "Boss just wants to know why you're out here, that's all. You're fine." He fixes his glasses, then digs through his pocket. "Boss says he can give you more if you tell him."
They look confused. “I’m begging. That’s all there is to it.” She reaches out to the hand then to take the copper, but pauses before grabbing them.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
A orange tiefling with red hair, and a mangenta and white onesie with out a hood is begging for money in the street. “Spare change! Spare food!”
A cough, and a man ---- no, two men, one shadowing the other, step out of the crowd. The first bends down. With a face that has slightly retained its baby fat, glasses askew, complete with carrot-hued frizzy hair, he looks the tiefling in the eyes. "Hm," he says, turning to the other, who whispers in his ear.
"Boss tells me that he will give you spare change. But he wants to know what you're doing out here." He speaks, but in a disjointed, somewhat scatterbrained voice that makes you wonder just what he's doing working for this other man.
“Well I’m begging.” She says in a confused voice. “Should I not be here? If not I can leave.” She Quickly stands up, fear flashing through her eyes.
The boy turns back to his boss, then extends a hand. On the palm, two gleaming coppers sit. "Boss just wants to know why you're out here, that's all. You're fine." He fixes his glasses, then digs through his pocket. "Boss says he can give you more if you tell him."
They look confused. “I’m begging. That’s all there is to it.” She reaches out to the hand then to take the copper, but pauses before grabbing them.
The man retreats his arm. "Boss wants to know if you'd like a job, is all. A way to make good money."
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
A orange tiefling with red hair, and a mangenta and white onesie with out a hood is begging for money in the street. “Spare change! Spare food!”
A cough, and a man ---- no, two men, one shadowing the other, step out of the crowd. The first bends down. With a face that has slightly retained its baby fat, glasses askew, complete with carrot-hued frizzy hair, he looks the tiefling in the eyes. "Hm," he says, turning to the other, who whispers in his ear.
"Boss tells me that he will give you spare change. But he wants to know what you're doing out here." He speaks, but in a disjointed, somewhat scatterbrained voice that makes you wonder just what he's doing working for this other man.
“Well I’m begging.” She says in a confused voice. “Should I not be here? If not I can leave.” She Quickly stands up, fear flashing through her eyes.
The boy turns back to his boss, then extends a hand. On the palm, two gleaming coppers sit. "Boss just wants to know why you're out here, that's all. You're fine." He fixes his glasses, then digs through his pocket. "Boss says he can give you more if you tell him."
They look confused. “I’m begging. That’s all there is to it.” She reaches out to the hand then to take the copper, but pauses before grabbing them.
The man retreats his arm. "Boss wants to know if you'd like a job, is all. A way to make good money."
“I uh… okay I’ll do it.” She looks happy. then she weekly adds “do I need any prior experience? Since unless if it’s polishing armor, and being used as target practice, then I probably have none.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
A orange tiefling with red hair, and a mangenta and white onesie with out a hood is begging for money in the street. “Spare change! Spare food!”
A cough, and a man ---- no, two men, one shadowing the other, step out of the crowd. The first bends down. With a face that has slightly retained its baby fat, glasses askew, complete with carrot-hued frizzy hair, he looks the tiefling in the eyes. "Hm," he says, turning to the other, who whispers in his ear.
"Boss tells me that he will give you spare change. But he wants to know what you're doing out here." He speaks, but in a disjointed, somewhat scatterbrained voice that makes you wonder just what he's doing working for this other man.
“Well I’m begging.” She says in a confused voice. “Should I not be here? If not I can leave.” She Quickly stands up, fear flashing through her eyes.
The boy turns back to his boss, then extends a hand. On the palm, two gleaming coppers sit. "Boss just wants to know why you're out here, that's all. You're fine." He fixes his glasses, then digs through his pocket. "Boss says he can give you more if you tell him."
They look confused. “I’m begging. That’s all there is to it.” She reaches out to the hand then to take the copper, but pauses before grabbing them.
The man retreats his arm. "Boss wants to know if you'd like a job, is all. A way to make good money."
“I uh… okay I’ll do it.” She looks happy. then she weekly adds “do I need any prior experience? Since unless if it’s polishing armor, and being used as target practice, then I probably have none.”
*can I make a investigation check on the boss.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
*im just going make a investgaion check. i rolled a 5.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
*an old man falls from the sky and impacts into the ground with utmost force*
*the old man brushes himself off and clears his throat*
”Hello! I am Geluk, people call me the Unlucky but it’s just coincidences, so what’s happening here. Need my superior magical skill? Need milk? Need my opinion on your baked goods?”
*an old man falls from the sky and impacts into the ground with utmost force*
*the old man brushes himself off and clears his throat*
”Hello! I am Geluk, people call me the Unlucky but it’s just coincidences, so what’s happening here. Need my superior magical skill? Need milk? Need my opinion on your baked goods?”
*he seems to whimper “please make me useful”*
a orange teifling with a magenta and white onzie comes over. The onzie has torns on the Legs. “Hello geluk, I’m feuer, the poor. Um I do need food and drinks, so I guest I need milk?” She seams a bit confused. “Oh I also need help on a heist!” She says like that is a normal thing.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
*indeed... "comtrya! it is better!"*
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
...
Snarky pyromaniac with two braincells to rub together. Reasonably dangerous. Do not engage.
"Wow. Kookookachu got screwed." - Wolverine
"Fine, I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else, I was beginning to feel left out." - The Genie in Aladdin
"Donkey, two things, okay? Shut. Up." - Shrek
*............*
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
*WAIT.
I mistook this for Last Comment or Onions. This is not the place to discuss this. Whoops.*
Snarky pyromaniac with two braincells to rub together. Reasonably dangerous. Do not engage.
"Wow. Kookookachu got screwed." - Wolverine
"Fine, I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else, I was beginning to feel left out." - The Genie in Aladdin
"Donkey, two things, okay? Shut. Up." - Shrek
*im going make a new character. the elf is still around, but i have an idea for a second one
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
A orange tiefling with red hair, and a mangenta and white onesie with out a hood is begging for money in the street. “Spare change! Spare food!”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*any one want to rp?
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*hello*
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
*I will take that as a yes. should i start or you?
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Any one want to role play*
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*Sure!*
A cough, and a man ---- no, two men, one shadowing the other, step out of the crowd. The first bends down. With a face that has slightly retained its baby fat, glasses askew, complete with carrot-hued frizzy hair, he looks the tiefling in the eyes. "Hm," he says, turning to the other, who whispers in his ear.
"Boss tells me that he will give you spare change. But he wants to know what you're doing out here." He speaks, but in a disjointed, somewhat scatterbrained voice that makes you wonder just what he's doing working for this other man.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
“Well I’m begging for money and food.” She says in a confused voice. “Should I not be here? If not I can leave.” She Quickly stands up, fear flashing through her eyes.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
The boy turns back to his boss, then extends a hand. On the palm, two gleaming coppers sit. "Boss just wants to know why you're out here, that's all. You're fine." He fixes his glasses, then digs through his pocket. "Boss says he can give you more if you tell him."
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
They look confused. “I’m begging. That’s all there is to it.” She reaches out to the hand then to take the copper, but pauses before grabbing them.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
The man retreats his arm. "Boss wants to know if you'd like a job, is all. A way to make good money."
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
“I uh… okay I’ll do it.” She looks happy. then she weekly adds “do I need any prior experience? Since unless if it’s polishing armor, and being used as target practice, then I probably have none.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*can I make a investigation check on the boss.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*im just going make a investgaion check. i rolled a 5.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!…
*an old man falls from the sky and impacts into the ground with utmost force*
*the old man brushes himself off and clears his throat*
”Hello! I am Geluk, people call me the Unlucky but it’s just coincidences, so what’s happening here. Need my superior magical skill? Need milk? Need my opinion on your baked goods?”
*he seems to whimper “please make me useful”*
…and his brother loved worms.
a orange teifling with a magenta and white onzie comes over. The onzie has torns on the Legs. “Hello geluk, I’m feuer, the poor. Um I do need food and drinks, so I guest I need milk?” She seams a bit confused. “Oh I also need help on a heist!” She says like that is a normal thing.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO