Upon a stump in a small forlorn patch of woods sits a tall figure, draped neatly in a kimono tailored customly to his body. Nine tails flow behind him at their own will and pace, some fast, some slow; some in large arcs, others in smaller arcs. His fur is a light yellow, almost creme, a color commonly attributed to fennec foxes. He's accented in some spots, like the tips of his tails and the palms of his paws-- hind and fore-- with a nice white color, though he also bears red markings on his short snout and below his eyes.
Gently, he holds a book in his paws, his orange blazing eyes rocketing through the pages at a speed beyond mortal capability, though his face shows clear concentration and absorption on and of the material.
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Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on? Discord: _salems_lot_ "Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
A bumbling old mage approaches, trips on a rock, falls on his face then a tree collapses on him. He gets out from under the tree but loses his pants, which get struck with lightning and incinerated.
”Hello good sir, I am Geluk, I must ask how you read so fast and comprehensively?”
A bumbling old mage approaches, trips on a rock, falls on his face then a tree collapses on him. He gets out from under the tree but loses his pants, which get struck with lightning and incinerated.
”Hello good sir, I am Geluk, I must ask how you read so fast and comprehensively?”
The figure does not stop reading as the mage approaches, still blazing through the pages, even as he speaks. "I am a god. Not a too important god, but one none the less. I have had many lifetimes to acquire this skill. You seem to be at the end of your only lifetime, Mage Geluk. And you have lost your pants."
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Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on? Discord: _salems_lot_ "Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
A bumbling old mage approaches, trips on a rock, falls on his face then a tree collapses on him. He gets out from under the tree but loses his pants, which get struck with lightning and incinerated.
”Hello good sir, I am Geluk, I must ask how you read so fast and comprehensively?”
The figure does not stop reading as the mage approaches, still blazing through the pages, even as he speaks. "I am a god. Not a too important god, but one none the less. I have had many lifetimes to acquire this skill. You seem to be at the end of your only lifetime, Mage Geluk. And you have lost your pants."
Geluk looks down, “Ah, I have,”
Geluk conjures a new pair of trousers, with bright orange and pink stripes.
Geluk’s gaze returns to you, “A god, hmmm? I have never heard of a god’s avatar being in a form such as yours, what are you known as, deity?”
”You lost to me, which would make you the most unlucky, but in my ecstasy, I casted a backfiring Fireball, which was quite unlucky, so who is the most unlucky?”
“Huh so I geust we are tied. Unless this spell back fires!” She starts to cast something.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
”You lost to me, which would make you the most unlucky, but in my ecstasy, I casted a backfiring Fireball, which was quite unlucky, so who is the most unlucky?”
“Huh so I geust we are tied. Unless this spell back fires!” She starts to cast something.
Geluk looks scared, “I wouldn’t recommend doing that near me…”
”You lost to me, which would make you the most unlucky, but in my ecstasy, I casted a backfiring Fireball, which was quite unlucky, so who is the most unlucky?”
“Huh so I geust we are tied. Unless this spell back fires!” She starts to cast something.
Geluk looks scared, “I wouldn’t recommend doing that near me…”
“Too late!” Feuer say as they cast find familiar.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
”You lost to me, which would make you the most unlucky, but in my ecstasy, I casted a backfiring Fireball, which was quite unlucky, so who is the most unlucky?”
“Huh so I geust we are tied. Unless this spell back fires!” She starts to cast something.
Geluk looks scared, “I wouldn’t recommend doing that near me…”
“Too late!” Feuer say as they cast find familiar.
Geluk yells “NOOOOOOOOOO” as the familiar summoned bursts out of Geluk’s head, it’s his brain but it sprouts tentacle legs and an eye.
Geluk dies on the ground, the brain says, “I told you not to cast a spell you fool.”
”You lost to me, which would make you the most unlucky, but in my ecstasy, I casted a backfiring Fireball, which was quite unlucky, so who is the most unlucky?”
“Huh so I geust we are tied. Unless this spell back fires!” She starts to cast something.
Geluk looks scared, “I wouldn’t recommend doing that near me…”
“Too late!” Feuer say as they cast find familiar.
Geluk yells “NOOOOOOOOOO” as the familiar summoned bursts out of Geluk’s head, it’s his brain but it sprouts tentacle legs and an eye.
Geluk dies on the ground, the brain says, “I told you not to cast a spell you fool.”
Feuer stands there horrified. “I didn’t mean too…” she stops silent. *this is really sad but also funny. So is geluk my familiar now?
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
”You lost to me, which would make you the most unlucky, but in my ecstasy, I casted a backfiring Fireball, which was quite unlucky, so who is the most unlucky?”
“Huh so I geust we are tied. Unless this spell back fires!” She starts to cast something.
Geluk looks scared, “I wouldn’t recommend doing that near me…”
“Too late!” Feuer say as they cast find familiar.
Geluk yells “NOOOOOOOOOO” as the familiar summoned bursts out of Geluk’s head, it’s his brain but it sprouts tentacle legs and an eye.
Geluk dies on the ground, the brain says, “I told you not to cast a spell you fool.”
Feuer stands there horrified. “I didn’t mean too…” she stops silent. *this is really sad but also funny. So is geluk my familiar now?
*yup*
BrainGeluk looks back to CorpseGeluk and says, “ew that was my body? So old and wrinkly, and terrible shoe choice.”
BrainGeluk looks up at Feuer and says, “I told you I was unlucky, it’s a miracle I’m even conscious still.”
”You lost to me, which would make you the most unlucky, but in my ecstasy, I casted a backfiring Fireball, which was quite unlucky, so who is the most unlucky?”
“Huh so I geust we are tied. Unless this spell back fires!” She starts to cast something.
Geluk looks scared, “I wouldn’t recommend doing that near me…”
“Too late!” Feuer say as they cast find familiar.
Geluk yells “NOOOOOOOOOO” as the familiar summoned bursts out of Geluk’s head, it’s his brain but it sprouts tentacle legs and an eye.
Geluk dies on the ground, the brain says, “I told you not to cast a spell you fool.”
Feuer stands there horrified. “I didn’t mean too…” she stops silent. *this is really sad but also funny. So is geluk my familiar now?
*yup*
BrainGeluk looks back to CorpseGeluk and says, “ew that was my body? So old and wrinkly, and terrible shoe choice.”
BrainGeluk looks up at Feuer and says, “I told you I was unlucky, it’s a miracle I’m even conscious still.”
feuer sighs. "yes it is." she sits down. "it was a terrible shoe choice. what where you thinking when you got them?"
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
BrainGeluk says, “don’t ask me it’s not like I’m the only organ capable of thought.”
"good point. so what should we do while waiting. i have no money so are optains might be limited."
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
BrainGeluk says, “don’t ask me it’s not like I’m the only organ capable of thought.”
"good point. so what should we do while waiting. i have no money so are optains might be limited."
“I could try to cast Conjure Lawsuit…it might backfire though, since it’s also a spell of my own creation when my walrus got r*ped by a blue dragon.”
(TELEPATHIC MESSAGE) Don’t ask for further details (TELEPATHIC MESSAGE END)
"yeah, i don't think that is a good idea. can i loot your corpse?" she asks politely.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
BrainGeluk says, “don’t ask me it’s not like I’m the only organ capable of thought.”
"good point. so what should we do while waiting. i have no money so are optains might be limited."
“I could try to cast Conjure Lawsuit…it might backfire though, since it’s also a spell of my own creation when my walrus got r*ped by a blue dragon.”
(TELEPATHIC MESSAGE) Don’t ask for further details (TELEPATHIC MESSAGE END)
"yeah, i don't think that is a good idea. can i loot your corpse?" she asks politely.
Sure, but only if you let me Conjure a Lawsuit
"okay, umm that's fair. so do you want to do that first, or should i loot your body first?" she asks.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Upon a stump in a small forlorn patch of woods sits a tall figure, draped neatly in a kimono tailored customly to his body. Nine tails flow behind him at their own will and pace, some fast, some slow; some in large arcs, others in smaller arcs. His fur is a light yellow, almost creme, a color commonly attributed to fennec foxes. He's accented in some spots, like the tips of his tails and the palms of his paws-- hind and fore-- with a nice white color, though he also bears red markings on his short snout and below his eyes.
Gently, he holds a book in his paws, his orange blazing eyes rocketing through the pages at a speed beyond mortal capability, though his face shows clear concentration and absorption on and of the material.
Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on?
Discord: _salems_lot_
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad
My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
A bumbling old mage approaches, trips on a rock, falls on his face then a tree collapses on him. He gets out from under the tree but loses his pants, which get struck with lightning and incinerated.
”Hello good sir, I am Geluk, I must ask how you read so fast and comprehensively?”
…and his brother loved worms.
The figure does not stop reading as the mage approaches, still blazing through the pages, even as he speaks. "I am a god. Not a too important god, but one none the less. I have had many lifetimes to acquire this skill. You seem to be at the end of your only lifetime, Mage Geluk. And you have lost your pants."
Professional anthro maker. Adohand dweller. Selectively social, grunge obsessed, genderfaun, pansexual furry and therian. The Fox of Adohand's. Friend (maybe foe) of AgateElk, personally. I love everybody here. Need I go on?
Discord: _salems_lot_
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
My Non-Self Given Titles: Sovereign of The Four Seasons, My Child, The Fox, Herr Flaumig, Saint Crispidad
My thread/ Extended Sig: Cult of the Fox. My CHB Characters, In a Google Sheet
Geluk looks down, “Ah, I have,”
Geluk conjures a new pair of trousers, with bright orange and pink stripes.
Geluk’s gaze returns to you, “A god, hmmm? I have never heard of a god’s avatar being in a form such as yours, what are you known as, deity?”
…and his brother loved worms.
“Huh so I geust we are tied. Unless this spell back fires!” She starts to cast something.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Geluk looks scared, “I wouldn’t recommend doing that near me…”
…and his brother loved worms.
“Too late!” Feuer say as they cast find familiar.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Geluk yells “NOOOOOOOOOO” as the familiar summoned bursts out of Geluk’s head, it’s his brain but it sprouts tentacle legs and an eye.
Geluk dies on the ground, the brain says, “I told you not to cast a spell you fool.”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer stands there horrified. “I didn’t mean too…” she stops silent.
*this is really sad but also funny. So is geluk my familiar now?
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*yup*
BrainGeluk looks back to CorpseGeluk and says, “ew that was my body? So old and wrinkly, and terrible shoe choice.”
BrainGeluk looks up at Feuer and says, “I told you I was unlucky, it’s a miracle I’m even conscious still.”
…and his brother loved worms.
feuer sighs. "yes it is." she sits down. "it was a terrible shoe choice. what where you thinking when you got them?"
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
BrainGeluk says, “don’t ask me it’s not like I’m the only organ capable of thought.”
…and his brother loved worms.
"good point. so what should we do while waiting. i have no money so are optains might be limited."
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“I could try to cast Conjure Lawsuit…it might backfire though, since it’s also a spell of my own creation when my walrus got r*ped by a blue dragon.”
(TELEPATHIC MESSAGE) Don’t ask for further details (TELEPATHIC MESSAGE END)
…and his brother loved worms.
"yeah, i don't think that is a good idea. can i loot your corpse?" she asks politely.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Sure, but only if you let me Conjure a Lawsuit
…and his brother loved worms.
"okay, umm that's fair. so do you want to do that first, or should i loot your body first?" she asks.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
BrainGeluk says “Go ahead and loot the body, who should we sue?”
…and his brother loved worms.
as i walk towards the body i say "i don't know. why not the... tavern keeper?" i lean down and start looting the body.
*what do i get from the body.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*You find an Amulet of Health, a Wand of Fireballs, a Circlet of Blasting, a Ring of Mind Shielding, and 419 EP*
”Ok I will begin the casting.”
BrainGeluk utters arcane words such as gill-tee, tehst’i’mo-knee, and tahk’zez.
…and his brother loved worms.