Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
feuer telepathically says to brain geluk “I think I might skip going to the trial.”
BrainGeluk says, “wow your heartless” (hmmm hypocrisy).
BrainGeluk also says, “the spell has been cast, you can’t choose our fate, the judge and jury do now.”
The faintest shimmers of a portal flicker to your left.
Before I go threw the portal I say “thank for the store… see you in court.”
i telepathicly tell geluk “I should have just not looted your body. What was I thinking! I can’t handle the fines!”
“As long as we play it chill on the podium, we will win 35 THOUSAND gold pieces! DI YOU KNOW WHAT THAT COULD BUY!?!?”
”Hide me in your bag, and I will tell you what to say if you’re lost, ok? I’m 100% brainpower (technically) so I think we will be ok.”
“Okay.” I put you into my tattered bag. Feuer telaphapicly says “geluk, I’m scared. If we fail, I might have to go back to living on the streets. So if that happens, thank you for helping me.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
feuer telepathically says to brain geluk “I think I might skip going to the trial.”
BrainGeluk says, “wow your heartless” (hmmm hypocrisy).
BrainGeluk also says, “the spell has been cast, you can’t choose our fate, the judge and jury do now.”
The faintest shimmers of a portal flicker to your left.
Before I go threw the portal I say “thank for the store… see you in court.”
i telepathicly tell geluk “I should have just not looted your body. What was I thinking! I can’t handle the fines!”
“As long as we play it chill on the podium, we will win 35 THOUSAND gold pieces! DI YOU KNOW WHAT THAT COULD BUY!?!?”
”Hide me in your bag, and I will tell you what to say if you’re lost, ok? I’m 100% brainpower (technically) so I think we will be ok.”
“Okay.” I put you into my tattered bag. Feuer telaphapicly says “geluk, I’m scared. If we fail, I might have to go back to living on the streets. So if that happens, thank you for helping me.”
BrainGeluk looks at you slightly creepily but reassuringly, “we’ll be fine, let’s go score big!!!”
We enter the portal into a lavish courtroom with 3 judges, a blue dragon (BrainGeluk growls upon seeing it), a Modron with a top hat and monocle, and a Solar.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hey we’re issued a magical lawsuit on a tavernkeep so we can get gold, you wanna play as the judges?
sure but i dunno how good ill be at judgeing
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Feuer says “um hello, honorable court. Where do sit?” She says weekly.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Feuer looks at the judge. “This so called tavern keep has used advanced tech to do arson on orphans! So I want her putted behind bars, and the key thrown away and burned!”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Feuer looks at the judge. “This so called tavern keep has used advanced tech to do arson on orphans! So I want her putted behind bars, and the key thrown away and burned!”
"Waer izz yoor proovvv?" the judges lean forward
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Feuer looks at the judge. “This so called tavern keep has used advanced tech to do arson on orphans! So I want her putted behind bars, and the key thrown away and burned!”
"Waer izz yoor proovvv?" the judges lean forward
(BrainGeluk casts Illusory Script on a spare piece of parchment, which creates an image of a burning orphanage with the tavern keep looking happy in front of it holding two flamethrowers)
TELEPATHIC MESSAGE…doot doot doot doot…
”To Feurer: Take this parchment, walk up to the judges all confident-like, and present it to them.”
Feuer looks at the judge. “This so called tavern keep has used advanced tech to do arson on orphans! So I want her putted behind bars, and the key thrown away and burned!”
"Waer izz yoor proovvv?" the judges lean forward
(BrainGeluk casts Illusory Script on a spare piece of parchment, which creates an image of a burning orphanage with the tavern keep looking happy in front of it holding two flamethrowers)
TELEPATHIC MESSAGE…doot doot doot doot…
”To Feurer: Take this parchment, walk up to the judges all confident-like, and present it to them.”
Feuer takes the parchment, look at it in horror. I hand it to the judge. “As you can see, this is proof that see has loves arson, and will burn down this town if not locked in jail, and the key is destroyed!”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Feuer looks at the judge. “This so called tavern keep has used advanced tech to do arson on orphans! So I want her putted behind bars, and the key thrown away and burned!”
"Waer izz yoor proovvv?" the judges lean forward
(BrainGeluk casts Illusory Script on a spare piece of parchment, which creates an image of a burning orphanage with the tavern keep looking happy in front of it holding two flamethrowers)
TELEPATHIC MESSAGE…doot doot doot doot…
”To Feurer: Take this parchment, walk up to the judges all confident-like, and present it to them.”
Feuer takes the parchment, look at it in horror. I hand it to the judge. “As you can see, this is proof that see has loves arson, and will burn down this town if not locked in jail, and the key is destroyed!”
"inteerezteeng konsept..." the judges whisper to each other.
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Feuer looks at the judge. “This so called tavern keep has used advanced tech to do arson on orphans! So I want her putted behind bars, and the key thrown away and burned!”
"Waer izz yoor proovvv?" the judges lean forward
(BrainGeluk casts Illusory Script on a spare piece of parchment, which creates an image of a burning orphanage with the tavern keep looking happy in front of it holding two flamethrowers)
TELEPATHIC MESSAGE…doot doot doot doot…
”To Feurer: Take this parchment, walk up to the judges all confident-like, and present it to them.”
Feuer takes the parchment, look at it in horror. I hand it to the judge. “As you can see, this is proof that see has loves arson, and will burn down this town if not locked in jail, and the key is destroyed!”
BRAINGELUK MESSAGE INCOMING. DESTINATION…FEUER.
”Nice, there’s no way a Solar or Modron will see through that lie!”
Feuer looks at the judge. “This so called tavern keep has used advanced tech to do arson on orphans! So I want her putted behind bars, and the key thrown away and burned!”
"Waer izz yoor proovvv?" the judges lean forward
(BrainGeluk casts Illusory Script on a spare piece of parchment, which creates an image of a burning orphanage with the tavern keep looking happy in front of it holding two flamethrowers)
TELEPATHIC MESSAGE…doot doot doot doot…
”To Feurer: Take this parchment, walk up to the judges all confident-like, and present it to them.”
Feuer takes the parchment, look at it in horror. I hand it to the judge. “As you can see, this is proof that see has loves arson, and will burn down this town if not locked in jail, and the key is destroyed!”
BRAINGELUK MESSAGE INCOMING. DESTINATION…FEUER.
”Nice, there’s no way a Solar or Modron will see through that lie!”
Feuer send a brain message. “please don’t jinx this. We really need the money.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Feuer looks at the judge. “This so called tavern keep has used advanced tech to do arson on orphans! So I want her putted behind bars, and the key thrown away and burned!”
"Waer izz yoor proovvv?" the judges lean forward
(BrainGeluk casts Illusory Script on a spare piece of parchment, which creates an image of a burning orphanage with the tavern keep looking happy in front of it holding two flamethrowers)
TELEPATHIC MESSAGE…doot doot doot doot…
”To Feurer: Take this parchment, walk up to the judges all confident-like, and present it to them.”
Feuer takes the parchment, look at it in horror. I hand it to the judge. “As you can see, this is proof that see has loves arson, and will burn down this town if not locked in jail, and the key is destroyed!”
BRAINGELUK MESSAGE INCOMING. DESTINATION…FEUER.
”Nice, there’s no way a Solar or Modron will see through that lie!”
Feuer send a brain message. “please don’t jinx this. We really need the money.”
the Solar looks bored and yawns. they are obviously not paying attention to anything. the Dragon is checking out one of the guards in the room. the Modron seems to be the only one actually invested in the trial, but they seem unconvinced
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Feuer looks at the judge. “This so called tavern keep has used advanced tech to do arson on orphans! So I want her putted behind bars, and the key thrown away and burned!”
"Waer izz yoor proovvv?" the judges lean forward
(BrainGeluk casts Illusory Script on a spare piece of parchment, which creates an image of a burning orphanage with the tavern keep looking happy in front of it holding two flamethrowers)
TELEPATHIC MESSAGE…doot doot doot doot…
”To Feurer: Take this parchment, walk up to the judges all confident-like, and present it to them.”
Feuer takes the parchment, look at it in horror. I hand it to the judge. “As you can see, this is proof that see has loves arson, and will burn down this town if not locked in jail, and the key is destroyed!”
BRAINGELUK MESSAGE INCOMING. DESTINATION…FEUER.
”Nice, there’s no way a Solar or Modron will see through that lie!”
Feuer send a brain message. “please don’t jinx this. We really need the money.”
the Solar looks bored and yawns. they are obviously not paying attention to anything. the Dragon is checking out one of the guards in the room. the Modron seems to be the only one actually invested in the trial, but they seem unconvinced
BrainGeluk telepathicates(?) to Feuer, “Call a witness, I’ll summon one in the stands”
BrainGeluk casts Arcane Dave, and summons a Commoner named Dave in the stands, programmed with one thing,
”convince the judges that the Tavernkeep is guilty by any means necessary”
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…and his brother loved worms.
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there is a mailbox in the middle of the road
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
“Okay.” I put you into my tattered bag. Feuer telaphapicly says “geluk, I’m scared. If we fail, I might have to go back to living on the streets. So if that happens, thank you for helping me.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
The horses skid to a stop and start sniffing the mailbox.
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
BrainGeluk looks at you slightly creepily but reassuringly, “we’ll be fine, let’s go score big!!!”
We enter the portal into a lavish courtroom with 3 judges, a blue dragon (BrainGeluk growls upon seeing it), a Modron with a top hat and monocle, and a Solar.
…and his brother loved worms.
what the hell is going on???
heres me intruding again
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Hey we’re issued a magical lawsuit on a tavernkeep so we can get gold, you wanna play as the judges?
…and his brother loved worms.
sure but i dunno how good ill be at judgeing
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Doesn’t matter, the events of our story have been kinda stoopid, im just waiting for m0ssa to do their move
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer says “um hello, honorable court. Where do sit?” She says weekly.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
BrainGeluk Telepathic Message…
”Confidence! Cmon, use your OUTSIDE voice!”
…and his brother loved worms.
the judges stare silently
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Feuer looks at the judge. “This so called tavern keep has used advanced tech to do arson on orphans! So I want her putted behind bars, and the key thrown away and burned!”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
"Waer izz yoor proovvv?" the judges lean forward
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
(BrainGeluk casts Illusory Script on a spare piece of parchment, which creates an image of a burning orphanage with the tavern keep looking happy in front of it holding two flamethrowers)
TELEPATHIC MESSAGE…doot doot doot doot…
”To Feurer: Take this parchment, walk up to the judges all confident-like, and present it to them.”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer takes the parchment, look at it in horror. I hand it to the judge. “As you can see, this is proof that see has loves arson, and will burn down this town if not locked in jail, and the key is destroyed!”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
"inteerezteeng konsept..." the judges whisper to each other.
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
BRAINGELUK MESSAGE INCOMING.
DESTINATION…FEUER.
”Nice, there’s no way a Solar or Modron will see through that lie!”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer send a brain message. “please don’t jinx this. We really need the money.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
the Solar looks bored and yawns. they are obviously not paying attention to anything. the Dragon is checking out one of the guards in the room. the Modron seems to be the only one actually invested in the trial, but they seem unconvinced
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
BrainGeluk telepathicates(?) to Feuer, “Call a witness, I’ll summon one in the stands”
BrainGeluk casts Arcane Dave, and summons a Commoner named Dave in the stands, programmed with one thing,
”convince the judges that the Tavernkeep is guilty by any means necessary”
…and his brother loved worms.