Feuer says “I did not eat a sand witch on they say here, but I have another question. Did you see the tavern keep burn down an orphanage?”
Dave says, “Yes I witnessed the Tavernkeep use two technological looking devices to incinerate the orphanage, and walk away smiling.”
"well if the witness says so, then it must be true!" the Dragon has walked over to the guard they were checking out and it now flirting. the Solar is asleep.
BrainGeluk telepathicates to Feuer, “Ok, you need to say, ‘Then they are guilty and the case is closed!’ Then sit down all smug-like.”
Feuer says “then they are guilty and the case is closed!” Feuer plops down on a chair, with a smug expression
the Modron leans forward "indeed. have a sandwich."
BrainGeluk is confused, “we’re so unlucky though! How did we win? More importantly, when do we get our sandwich?
BrainGeluk says again, “WAIT! Don’t say that, take the sandwich politely and ask them when the jury will make their decision.”
Feuer takes the sandwitch and bites down jnto it. After chewing feuer says “when will the jury make their decision?”
the Modron looks surprised. "we just did! you won! congratulations!"
the Modron looks over to the dragon. "DRAGON! THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR THE PLACE!"
they turn to you. "im sorry for Dragon's... misbehavior. i would like to request you leave so we can get this under control."
the Modron runs off toward the dragon, who has dragged the guard behind a pillar. "UNHAND THE GUARD!!"
BrainGeluk telepathicates to Feuer, “Ok let’s leave then, they might transfer the funds to my bar tab. That’s what they did last time.”
Feuer is goes through the portal. When feuer comes into the empty tavern they say out loud “we did it! We got a tavern, and we got money! Finally, things are looking up!”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Feuer says “I did not eat a sand witch on they say here, but I have another question. Did you see the tavern keep burn down an orphanage?”
Dave says, “Yes I witnessed the Tavernkeep use two technological looking devices to incinerate the orphanage, and walk away smiling.”
"well if the witness says so, then it must be true!" the Dragon has walked over to the guard they were checking out and it now flirting. the Solar is asleep.
BrainGeluk telepathicates to Feuer, “Ok, you need to say, ‘Then they are guilty and the case is closed!’ Then sit down all smug-like.”
Feuer says “then they are guilty and the case is closed!” Feuer plops down on a chair, with a smug expression
the Modron leans forward "indeed. have a sandwich."
BrainGeluk is confused, “we’re so unlucky though! How did we win? More importantly, when do we get our sandwich?
BrainGeluk says again, “WAIT! Don’t say that, take the sandwich politely and ask them when the jury will make their decision.”
Feuer takes the sandwitch and bites down jnto it. After chewing feuer says “when will the jury make their decision?”
the Modron looks surprised. "we just did! you won! congratulations!"
the Modron looks over to the dragon. "DRAGON! THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR THE PLACE!"
they turn to you. "im sorry for Dragon's... misbehavior. i would like to request you leave so we can get this under control."
the Modron runs off toward the dragon, who has dragged the guard behind a pillar. "UNHAND THE GUARD!!"
BrainGeluk telepathicates to Feuer, “Ok let’s leave then, they might transfer the funds to my bar tab. That’s what they did last time.”
Feuer is goes through the portal. When feuer comes into the empty tavern they say out loud “we did it! We got a tavern, and we got money! Finally, things are looking up!”
BrainGeluk crawls out of the bag and says, “Yeah your going to need a new bag, I didn’t know brains also needed to…ahhh…deposit waste material.”
”we don’t have the money yet, we need to travel to Eldoria and find the Lion’s Pride Inn and Tavern, it’s owned by a friend of a friend of mine.”
Feuer says “I did not eat a sand witch on they say here, but I have another question. Did you see the tavern keep burn down an orphanage?”
Dave says, “Yes I witnessed the Tavernkeep use two technological looking devices to incinerate the orphanage, and walk away smiling.”
"well if the witness says so, then it must be true!" the Dragon has walked over to the guard they were checking out and it now flirting. the Solar is asleep.
BrainGeluk telepathicates to Feuer, “Ok, you need to say, ‘Then they are guilty and the case is closed!’ Then sit down all smug-like.”
Feuer says “then they are guilty and the case is closed!” Feuer plops down on a chair, with a smug expression
the Modron leans forward "indeed. have a sandwich."
BrainGeluk is confused, “we’re so unlucky though! How did we win? More importantly, when do we get our sandwich?
BrainGeluk says again, “WAIT! Don’t say that, take the sandwich politely and ask them when the jury will make their decision.”
Feuer takes the sandwitch and bites down jnto it. After chewing feuer says “when will the jury make their decision?”
the Modron looks surprised. "we just did! you won! congratulations!"
the Modron looks over to the dragon. "DRAGON! THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOR THE PLACE!"
they turn to you. "im sorry for Dragon's... misbehavior. i would like to request you leave so we can get this under control."
the Modron runs off toward the dragon, who has dragged the guard behind a pillar. "UNHAND THE GUARD!!"
BrainGeluk telepathicates to Feuer, “Ok let’s leave then, they might transfer the funds to my bar tab. That’s what they did last time.”
Feuer is goes through the portal. When feuer comes into the empty tavern they say out loud “we did it! We got a tavern, and we got money! Finally, things are looking up!”
BrainGeluk crawls out of the bag and says, “Yeah your going to need a new bag, I didn’t know brains also needed to…ahhh…deposit waste material.”
”we don’t have the money yet, we need to travel to Eldoria and find the Lion’s Pride Inn and Tavern, it’s owned by a friend of a friend of mine.”
feuer says "that sounds like a good idea. we can travel there tomorrow morning. but first i need something to eat."
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
a elf, with a red cloak and hood comes up. he looks like he was in an fight, his chin bleeding from a scratch.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
a elf, with a red cloak and hood comes up. he looks like he was in an fight, his chin bleeding from a scratch.
The person, is facing the other way, seems completely at ease
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Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
The knight wears a suit of shining polished armor that ends at the arms, revealing bare arms covered in scars and tattoos (clearly trying to look good), and has a dragon engraved into the shield and chestplate. His hair is wavy and blonde, his eyes a bright green. He carries a greatsword at his back. The knight is currently inspecting the quest board in the town square.
The knight wears a suit of shining polished armor that ends at the arms, revealing bare arms covered in scars and tattoos (clearly trying to look good), and has a dragon engraved into the shield and chestplate. His hair is wavy and blonde, his eyes a bright green. He carries a greatsword at his back. The knight is currently inspecting the quest board in the town square.
A small figure walks toward them
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Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
The knight wears a suit of shining polished armor that ends at the arms, revealing bare arms covered in scars and tattoos (clearly trying to look good), and has a dragon engraved into the shield and chestplate. His hair is wavy and blonde, his eyes a bright green. He carries a greatsword at his back. The knight is currently inspecting the quest board in the town square.
A small figure walks toward them
The knight, extremely tall, glances down at the small figure. He frowns. “Is there a problem?”
The knight wears a suit of shining polished armor that ends at the arms, revealing bare arms covered in scars and tattoos (clearly trying to look good), and has a dragon engraved into the shield and chestplate. His hair is wavy and blonde, his eyes a bright green. He carries a greatsword at his back. The knight is currently inspecting the quest board in the town square.
A small figure walks toward them
The knight, extremely tall, glances down at the small figure. He frowns. “Is there a problem?”
"maybe"
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Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
The knight wears a suit of shining polished armor that ends at the arms, revealing bare arms covered in scars and tattoos (clearly trying to look good), and has a dragon engraved into the shield and chestplate. His hair is wavy and blonde, his eyes a bright green. He carries a greatsword at his back. The knight is currently inspecting the quest board in the town square.
A small figure walks toward them
The knight, extremely tall, glances down at the small figure. He frowns. “Is there a problem?”
The knight wears a suit of shining polished armor that ends at the arms, revealing bare arms covered in scars and tattoos (clearly trying to look good), and has a dragon engraved into the shield and chestplate. His hair is wavy and blonde, his eyes a bright green. He carries a greatsword at his back. The knight is currently inspecting the quest board in the town square.
A small figure walks toward them
The knight, extremely tall, glances down at the small figure. He frowns. “Is there a problem?”
"maybe"
“Hm. Anything I can help with?”
"Not really"
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Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
a elf, with a red cloak and hood comes up. he looks like he was in an fight, his chin bleeding from a scratch.
The person, is facing the other way, seems completely at ease
the red hooded elf says "help me..."
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
a elf, with a red cloak and hood comes up. he looks like he was in an fight, his chin bleeding from a scratch.
The person, is facing the other way, seems completely at ease
the red hooded elf says "help me..."
"With what?"
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Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
BrainGeluk crawls out of the bag and says, “Yeah your going to need a new bag, I didn’t know brains also needed to…ahhh…deposit waste material.”
”we don’t have the money yet, we need to travel to Eldoria and find the Lion’s Pride Inn and Tavern, it’s owned by a friend of a friend of mine.”
feuer says "we can travel there tomarrow morning. but first i need something to eat."
BrainGeluk says, “you have some extra electrum left, right? Just put me back in the bag. Wait, actually…I’ll just crawl on your shoulder.”
Feuer says “we own the tavern now. It must have some food in the back.” Feuer opens the tavern doors. Inside is bear, potatoes, and other food. *how did I just realize what geluk meant when he said he didn’t know brains have waste deposit
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
BrainGeluk crawls out of the bag and says, “Yeah your going to need a new bag, I didn’t know brains also needed to…ahhh…deposit waste material.”
”we don’t have the money yet, we need to travel to Eldoria and find the Lion’s Pride Inn and Tavern, it’s owned by a friend of a friend of mine.”
feuer says "we can travel there tomarrow morning. but first i need something to eat."
BrainGeluk says, “you have some extra electrum left, right? Just put me back in the bag. Wait, actually…I’ll just crawl on your shoulder.”
Feuer says “we own the tavern now. It must have some food in the back.” Feuer opens the tavern doors. Inside is bear, potatoes, and other food. *how did I just realize what geluk meant when he said he didn’t know brains have waste deposit
*lol idk we’re kinda doofus* *also why is there bear in the back* ”Yes, but we need to find the Lion’s Pride quickly if we want our 35 chunks.”
BrainGeluk crawls out of the bag and says, “Yeah your going to need a new bag, I didn’t know brains also needed to…ahhh…deposit waste material.”
”we don’t have the money yet, we need to travel to Eldoria and find the Lion’s Pride Inn and Tavern, it’s owned by a friend of a friend of mine.”
feuer says "we can travel there tomarrow morning. but first i need something to eat."
BrainGeluk says, “you have some extra electrum left, right? Just put me back in the bag. Wait, actually…I’ll just crawl on your shoulder.”
Feuer says “we own the tavern now. It must have some food in the back.” Feuer opens the tavern doors. Inside is bear, potatoes, and other food. *how did I just realize what geluk meant when he said he didn’t know brains have waste deposit
*lol idk we’re kinda doofus* *also why is there bear in the back* ”Yes, but we need to find the Lion’s Pride quickly if we want our 35 chunks.”
Feuer grabs a sack of potatoes. “I know. I think we have enough ep to get a carriage to the lion’s pride?” *i meant to say beer but atuo correct got in the way.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
BrainGeluk crawls out of the bag and says, “Yeah your going to need a new bag, I didn’t know brains also needed to…ahhh…deposit waste material.”
”we don’t have the money yet, we need to travel to Eldoria and find the Lion’s Pride Inn and Tavern, it’s owned by a friend of a friend of mine.”
feuer says "we can travel there tomarrow morning. but first i need something to eat."
BrainGeluk says, “you have some extra electrum left, right? Just put me back in the bag. Wait, actually…I’ll just crawl on your shoulder.”
Feuer says “we own the tavern now. It must have some food in the back.” Feuer opens the tavern doors. Inside is bear, potatoes, and other food. *how did I just realize what geluk meant when he said he didn’t know brains have waste deposit
*lol idk we’re kinda doofus* *also why is there bear in the back* ”Yes, but we need to find the Lion’s Pride quickly if we want our 35 chunks.”
Feuer grabs a sack of potatoes. “I know. I think we have enough ep to get a carriage to the lion’s pride?” *i meant to say beer but atuo correct got in the way.
*lol ik* ”We don’t need a carriage, what we need…is a milk dragon!”
BrainGeluk whistles a tune eerily similar to “Never Gonna Give You Up” and you immediately hear the roar of a dragon in the distance.
BrainGeluk crawls out of the bag and says, “Yeah your going to need a new bag, I didn’t know brains also needed to…ahhh…deposit waste material.”
”we don’t have the money yet, we need to travel to Eldoria and find the Lion’s Pride Inn and Tavern, it’s owned by a friend of a friend of mine.”
feuer says "we can travel there tomarrow morning. but first i need something to eat."
BrainGeluk says, “you have some extra electrum left, right? Just put me back in the bag. Wait, actually…I’ll just crawl on your shoulder.”
Feuer says “we own the tavern now. It must have some food in the back.” Feuer opens the tavern doors. Inside is bear, potatoes, and other food. *how did I just realize what geluk meant when he said he didn’t know brains have waste deposit
*lol idk we’re kinda doofus* *also why is there bear in the back* ”Yes, but we need to find the Lion’s Pride quickly if we want our 35 chunks.”
Feuer grabs a sack of potatoes. “I know. I think we have enough ep to get a carriage to the lion’s pride?” *i meant to say beer but atuo correct got in the way.
*lol ik* ”We don’t need a carriage, what we need…is a milk dragon!”
BrainGeluk whistles a tune eerily similar to “Never Gonna Give You Up” and you immediately hear the roar of a dragon in the distance.
“What?” Feuer says, mouth full of potato. Feuer runs out of the tavern. “Could you have given me a warning before doing it?”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Feuer is goes through the portal. When feuer comes into the empty tavern they say out loud “we did it! We got a tavern, and we got money! Finally, things are looking up!”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
A person is standing in the forest
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
BrainGeluk crawls out of the bag and says, “Yeah your going to need a new bag, I didn’t know brains also needed to…ahhh…deposit waste material.”
”we don’t have the money yet, we need to travel to Eldoria and find the Lion’s Pride Inn and Tavern, it’s owned by a friend of a friend of mine.”
…and his brother loved worms.
feuer says "that sounds like a good idea. we can travel there tomorrow morning. but first i need something to eat."
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
a elf, with a red cloak and hood comes up. he looks like he was in an fight, his chin bleeding from a scratch.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
BrainGeluk says, “you have some extra electrum left, right? Just put me back in the bag. Wait, actually…I’ll just crawl on your shoulder.”
…and his brother loved worms.
The person, is facing the other way, seems completely at ease
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
A knight has come to the village of Haskaw.
The knight wears a suit of shining polished armor that ends at the arms, revealing bare arms covered in scars and tattoos (clearly trying to look good), and has a dragon engraved into the shield and chestplate. His hair is wavy and blonde, his eyes a bright green. He carries a greatsword at his back. The knight is currently inspecting the quest board in the town square.
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
A small figure walks toward them
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
The knight, extremely tall, glances down at the small figure. He frowns. “Is there a problem?”
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
"maybe"
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
“Hm. Anything I can help with?”
Am Bananer
Been bananering since 2023
"Not really"
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
the red hooded elf says "help me..."
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
"With what?"
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Feuer says “we own the tavern now. It must have some food in the back.” Feuer opens the tavern doors. Inside is bear, potatoes, and other food.
*how did I just realize what geluk meant when he said he didn’t know brains have waste deposit
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*lol idk we’re kinda doofus*
*also why is there bear in the back*
”Yes, but we need to find the Lion’s Pride quickly if we want our 35 chunks.”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer grabs a sack of potatoes. “I know. I think we have enough ep to get a carriage to the lion’s pride?”
*i meant to say beer but atuo correct got in the way.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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*lol ik*
”We don’t need a carriage, what we need…is a milk dragon!”
BrainGeluk whistles a tune eerily similar to “Never Gonna Give You Up” and you immediately hear the roar of a dragon in the distance.
…and his brother loved worms.
“What?” Feuer says, mouth full of potato. Feuer runs out of the tavern. “Could you have given me a warning before doing it?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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