Rick says “Sweet beans…” and starts whistling jazz music.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “what do you mean, imprisoned in the abyss?”
Feuer says telepathically “demons raided my village when I was 9. They forced me to make armor for them. I escaped 2 years ago.” Theres a sad tone in her voice.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “ouch. Hey look! The Dairy Monastery! We’re only a fees minutes from Eldoria now!”
Rick says “Sweet beans…” and starts whistling jazz music.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “what do you mean, imprisoned in the abyss?”
Feuer says telepathically “demons raided my village when I was 9. They forced me to make armor for them. I escaped 2 years ago.” Theres a sad tone in her voice.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “ouch. Hey look! The Dairy Monastery! We’re only a fees minutes from Eldoria now!”
Feuer looks down. “Is that… made of cheese? It has so many holes.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Rick says “Sweet beans…” and starts whistling jazz music.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “what do you mean, imprisoned in the abyss?”
Feuer says telepathically “demons raided my village when I was 9. They forced me to make armor for them. I escaped 2 years ago.” Theres a sad tone in her voice.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “ouch. Hey look! The Dairy Monastery! We’re only a fees minutes from Eldoria now!”
Feuer looks down. “Is that… made of cheese? It has so many holes.”
“Yeah, it’s old, and probably tastes good. That was where the legendary Lactonius VII first defeated Capsaicor in the realm of Destralias. I think, or maybe it was California, it depends on the version of the story you hear.”
Rick says “Sweet beans…” and starts whistling jazz music.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “what do you mean, imprisoned in the abyss?”
Feuer says telepathically “demons raided my village when I was 9. They forced me to make armor for them. I escaped 2 years ago.” Theres a sad tone in her voice.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “ouch. Hey look! The Dairy Monastery! We’re only a fees minutes from Eldoria now!”
Feuer looks down. “Is that… made of cheese? It has so many holes.”
“Yeah, it’s old, and probably tastes good. That was where the legendary Lactonius VII first defeated Capsaicor in the realm of Destralias. I think, or maybe it was California, it depends on the version of the story you hear.”
“I see. Well at least we’re close to edoria.” Feuer says.
*I might introduce a character who is in the same Vain as Rick. Just want to give you a heads up
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Rick says “Sweet beans…” and starts whistling jazz music.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “what do you mean, imprisoned in the abyss?”
Feuer says telepathically “demons raided my village when I was 9. They forced me to make armor for them. I escaped 2 years ago.” Theres a sad tone in her voice.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “ouch. Hey look! The Dairy Monastery! We’re only a fees minutes from Eldoria now!”
Feuer looks down. “Is that… made of cheese? It has so many holes.”
“Yeah, it’s old, and probably tastes good. That was where the legendary Lactonius VII first defeated Capsaicor in the realm of Destralias. I think, or maybe it was California, it depends on the version of the story you hear.”
“I see. Well at least we’re close to edoria.” Feuer says.
*I might introduce a character who is in the same Vain as Rick. Just want to give you a heads up
*maniacal laughter*
”look you can see the Molten Cheese Volcano over there! That’s where the legendary Lactonius VII and Lord Shen defeated Capsaicor, Vinegarius, and Necregion for the last time! Also there’s free ice cream.”
Rick perks up, “free ice cream?”
BrainGeluk yells, “NO! Your lactose intolerant remember?”
Rick says “Sweet beans…” and starts whistling jazz music.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “what do you mean, imprisoned in the abyss?”
Feuer says telepathically “demons raided my village when I was 9. They forced me to make armor for them. I escaped 2 years ago.” Theres a sad tone in her voice.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “ouch. Hey look! The Dairy Monastery! We’re only a fees minutes from Eldoria now!”
Feuer looks down. “Is that… made of cheese? It has so many holes.”
“Yeah, it’s old, and probably tastes good. That was where the legendary Lactonius VII first defeated Capsaicor in the realm of Destralias. I think, or maybe it was California, it depends on the version of the story you hear.”
“I see. Well at least we’re close to edoria.” Feuer says.
*I might introduce a character who is in the same Vain as Rick. Just want to give you a heads up
*maniacal laughter*
”look you can see the Molten Cheese Volcano over there! That’s where the legendary Lactonius VII and Lord Shen defeated Capsaicor, Vinegarius, and Necregion for the last time! Also there’s free ice cream.”
Rick perks up, “free ice cream?”
BrainGeluk yells, “NO! Your lactose intolerant remember?”
Rick says, “oh yah I forgot my bad.”
Feuer smiles. “How on earth dose one forget they are lactose intolerant?” She telepathically adds “geluk, how do you so must about the landscape? Have you been here before?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
A elf, with a red cloak and hood on walks up behind you. He has a rapier.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
A elf, with a red cloak and hood on walks up behind you. He has a rapier.
He turns to them, shivering a slight bit. "Wha' th' hell are ya doin'?"
The elf says “fleeing. I was chased out of the a town. It was unjust.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Rick says “Sweet beans…” and starts whistling jazz music.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “what do you mean, imprisoned in the abyss?”
Feuer says telepathically “demons raided my village when I was 9. They forced me to make armor for them. I escaped 2 years ago.” Theres a sad tone in her voice.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “ouch. Hey look! The Dairy Monastery! We’re only a fees minutes from Eldoria now!”
Feuer looks down. “Is that… made of cheese? It has so many holes.”
“Yeah, it’s old, and probably tastes good. That was where the legendary Lactonius VII first defeated Capsaicor in the realm of Destralias. I think, or maybe it was California, it depends on the version of the story you hear.”
“I see. Well at least we’re close to edoria.” Feuer says.
*I might introduce a character who is in the same Vain as Rick. Just want to give you a heads up
*maniacal laughter*
”look you can see the Molten Cheese Volcano over there! That’s where the legendary Lactonius VII and Lord Shen defeated Capsaicor, Vinegarius, and Necregion for the last time! Also there’s free ice cream.”
Rick perks up, “free ice cream?”
BrainGeluk yells, “NO! Your lactose intolerant remember?”
Rick says, “oh yah I forgot my bad.”
Feuer smiles. “How on earth dose one forget they are lactose intolerant?” She telepathically adds “geluk, how do you so must about the landscape? Have you been here before?”
“Yeap. I accompanied the great Lactonius VII himself on his journey to slay the evil vegetable empire in the west. He taught me all about milk, the land, and how chickens work. It’s fascinating.”
Rick says “Sweet beans…” and starts whistling jazz music.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “what do you mean, imprisoned in the abyss?”
Feuer says telepathically “demons raided my village when I was 9. They forced me to make armor for them. I escaped 2 years ago.” Theres a sad tone in her voice.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “ouch. Hey look! The Dairy Monastery! We’re only a fees minutes from Eldoria now!”
Feuer looks down. “Is that… made of cheese? It has so many holes.”
“Yeah, it’s old, and probably tastes good. That was where the legendary Lactonius VII first defeated Capsaicor in the realm of Destralias. I think, or maybe it was California, it depends on the version of the story you hear.”
“I see. Well at least we’re close to edoria.” Feuer says.
*I might introduce a character who is in the same Vain as Rick. Just want to give you a heads up
*maniacal laughter*
”look you can see the Molten Cheese Volcano over there! That’s where the legendary Lactonius VII and Lord Shen defeated Capsaicor, Vinegarius, and Necregion for the last time! Also there’s free ice cream.”
Rick perks up, “free ice cream?”
BrainGeluk yells, “NO! Your lactose intolerant remember?”
Rick says, “oh yah I forgot my bad.”
Feuer smiles. “How on earth dose one forget they are lactose intolerant?” She telepathically adds “geluk, how do you so must about the landscape? Have you been here before?”
“Yeap. I accompanied the great Lactonius VII himself on his journey to slay the evil vegetable empire in the west. He taught me all about milk, the land, and how chickens work. It’s fascinating.”
”Were almost there now…”
Feuer is quiet for the rest of the journey, looking at the ground below.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Rick says “Sweet beans…” and starts whistling jazz music.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “what do you mean, imprisoned in the abyss?”
Feuer says telepathically “demons raided my village when I was 9. They forced me to make armor for them. I escaped 2 years ago.” Theres a sad tone in her voice.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “ouch. Hey look! The Dairy Monastery! We’re only a fees minutes from Eldoria now!”
Feuer looks down. “Is that… made of cheese? It has so many holes.”
“Yeah, it’s old, and probably tastes good. That was where the legendary Lactonius VII first defeated Capsaicor in the realm of Destralias. I think, or maybe it was California, it depends on the version of the story you hear.”
“I see. Well at least we’re close to edoria.” Feuer says.
*I might introduce a character who is in the same Vain as Rick. Just want to give you a heads up
*maniacal laughter*
”look you can see the Molten Cheese Volcano over there! That’s where the legendary Lactonius VII and Lord Shen defeated Capsaicor, Vinegarius, and Necregion for the last time! Also there’s free ice cream.”
Rick perks up, “free ice cream?”
BrainGeluk yells, “NO! Your lactose intolerant remember?”
Rick says, “oh yah I forgot my bad.”
Feuer smiles. “How on earth dose one forget they are lactose intolerant?” She telepathically adds “geluk, how do you so must about the landscape? Have you been here before?”
“Yeap. I accompanied the great Lactonius VII himself on his journey to slay the evil vegetable empire in the west. He taught me all about milk, the land, and how chickens work. It’s fascinating.”
”Were almost there now…”
Feuer is quiet for the rest of the journey.
*…* Rick slams into the wall of a building and bucks you guys off of him.
”Ok here we are, Lion’s Pride. Good luck and don’t eat the nachos goodbye!”
Rick says “Sweet beans…” and starts whistling jazz music.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “what do you mean, imprisoned in the abyss?”
Feuer says telepathically “demons raided my village when I was 9. They forced me to make armor for them. I escaped 2 years ago.” Theres a sad tone in her voice.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “ouch. Hey look! The Dairy Monastery! We’re only a fees minutes from Eldoria now!”
Feuer looks down. “Is that… made of cheese? It has so many holes.”
“Yeah, it’s old, and probably tastes good. That was where the legendary Lactonius VII first defeated Capsaicor in the realm of Destralias. I think, or maybe it was California, it depends on the version of the story you hear.”
“I see. Well at least we’re close to edoria.” Feuer says.
*I might introduce a character who is in the same Vain as Rick. Just want to give you a heads up
*maniacal laughter*
”look you can see the Molten Cheese Volcano over there! That’s where the legendary Lactonius VII and Lord Shen defeated Capsaicor, Vinegarius, and Necregion for the last time! Also there’s free ice cream.”
Rick perks up, “free ice cream?”
BrainGeluk yells, “NO! Your lactose intolerant remember?”
Rick says, “oh yah I forgot my bad.”
Feuer smiles. “How on earth dose one forget they are lactose intolerant?” She telepathically adds “geluk, how do you so must about the landscape? Have you been here before?”
“Yeap. I accompanied the great Lactonius VII himself on his journey to slay the evil vegetable empire in the west. He taught me all about milk, the land, and how chickens work. It’s fascinating.”
”Were almost there now…”
Feuer is quiet for the rest of the journey.
*…* Rick slams into the wall of a building and bucks you guys off of him.
”Ok here we are, Lion’s Pride. Good luck and don’t eat the nachos goodbye!”
He flies off.
Feuer looks a bit startled. “So this is the loins pride. Not as impressive as I expected.” Feuer walks to the front door. “Also for the record, I’m not flying on Rick again.” Feuer adds telipathicly
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Yeap. I accompanied the great Lactonius VII himself on his journey to slay the evil vegetable empire in the west. He taught me all about milk, the land, and how chickens work. It’s fascinating.”
”Were almost there now…”
Feuer is quiet for the rest of the journey.
*…* Rick slams into the wall of a building and bucks you guys off of him.
”Ok here we are, Lion’s Pride. Good luck and don’t eat the nachos goodbye!”
He flies off.
Feuer looks a bit startled. “So this is the loins pride. Not as impressive as I expected.” Feuer walks to the front door. “Also for the record, I’m not flying on Rick again.” Feuer adds telipathicly
“Yeap. I accompanied the great Lactonius VII himself on his journey to slay the evil vegetable empire in the west. He taught me all about milk, the land, and how chickens work. It’s fascinating.”
”Were almost there now…”
Feuer is quiet for the rest of the journey.
*…* Rick slams into the wall of a building and bucks you guys off of him.
”Ok here we are, Lion’s Pride. Good luck and don’t eat the nachos goodbye!”
He flies off.
Feuer looks a bit startled. “So this is the loins pride. Not as impressive as I expected.” Feuer walks to the front door. “Also for the record, I’m not flying on Rick again.” Feuer adds telipathicly
“I don’t blame you. Now let’s get our money.”
Feuer opens the door, and looks at the fancy interior. “Hello. I’m looking for…” she telepathically asks brain geluk “who are we here for again?”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Yeap. I accompanied the great Lactonius VII himself on his journey to slay the evil vegetable empire in the west. He taught me all about milk, the land, and how chickens work. It’s fascinating.”
”Were almost there now…”
Feuer is quiet for the rest of the journey.
*…* Rick slams into the wall of a building and bucks you guys off of him.
”Ok here we are, Lion’s Pride. Good luck and don’t eat the nachos goodbye!”
He flies off.
Feuer looks a bit startled. “So this is the loins pride. Not as impressive as I expected.” Feuer walks to the front door. “Also for the record, I’m not flying on Rick again.” Feuer adds telipathicly
“I don’t blame you. Now let’s get our money.”
Feuer opens the door, and looks at the fancy interior. “Hello. I’m looking for…” she telepathically asks brain geluk “who are we here for again?”
“Aslan, the only lion bartender in the bar.”
The only lion bartender looks up from cleaning the glass in his paw and says, “Geluk? Is that you I hear?”
“Yeap. I accompanied the great Lactonius VII himself on his journey to slay the evil vegetable empire in the west. He taught me all about milk, the land, and how chickens work. It’s fascinating.”
”Were almost there now…”
Feuer is quiet for the rest of the journey.
*…* Rick slams into the wall of a building and bucks you guys off of him.
”Ok here we are, Lion’s Pride. Good luck and don’t eat the nachos goodbye!”
He flies off.
Feuer looks a bit startled. “So this is the loins pride. Not as impressive as I expected.” Feuer walks to the front door. “Also for the record, I’m not flying on Rick again.” Feuer adds telipathicly
“I don’t blame you. Now let’s get our money.”
Feuer opens the door, and looks at the fancy interior. “Hello. I’m looking for…” she telepathically asks brain geluk “who are we here for again?”
“Aslan, the only lion bartender in the bar.”
The only lion bartender looks up from cleaning the glass in his paw and says, “Geluk? Is that you I hear?”
”Yup!”
Feuer walks over. “Hello. I’m feuer. A friend of geluk.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
BrainGeluk telepathicates, “ouch. Hey look! The Dairy Monastery! We’re only a fees minutes from Eldoria now!”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer looks down. “Is that… made of cheese? It has so many holes.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“Yeah, it’s old, and probably tastes good. That was where the legendary Lactonius VII first defeated Capsaicor in the realm of Destralias. I think, or maybe it was California, it depends on the version of the story you hear.”
…and his brother loved worms.
“I see. Well at least we’re close to edoria.” Feuer says.
*I might introduce a character who is in the same Vain as Rick. Just want to give you a heads up
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*maniacal laughter*
”look you can see the Molten Cheese Volcano over there! That’s where the legendary Lactonius VII and Lord Shen defeated Capsaicor, Vinegarius, and Necregion for the last time! Also there’s free ice cream.”
Rick perks up, “free ice cream?”
BrainGeluk yells, “NO! Your lactose intolerant remember?”
Rick says, “oh yah I forgot my bad.”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer smiles. “How on earth dose one forget they are lactose intolerant?” She telepathically adds “geluk, how do you so must about the landscape? Have you been here before?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Beau is sitting on a log, stretching.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
A elf, with a red cloak and hood on walks up behind you. He has a rapier.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
He turns to them, shivering a slight bit. "Wha' th' hell are ya doin'?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
The elf says “fleeing. I was chased out of the a town. It was unjust.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“Yeap. I accompanied the great Lactonius VII himself on his journey to slay the evil vegetable empire in the west. He taught me all about milk, the land, and how chickens work. It’s fascinating.”
”Were almost there now…”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer is quiet for the rest of the journey, looking at the ground below.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*…*
Rick slams into the wall of a building and bucks you guys off of him.
”Ok here we are, Lion’s Pride. Good luck and don’t eat the nachos goodbye!”
He flies off.
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer looks a bit startled. “So this is the loins pride. Not as impressive as I expected.” Feuer walks to the front door. “Also for the record, I’m not flying on Rick again.” Feuer adds telipathicly
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“I don’t blame you. Now let’s get our money.”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer opens the door, and looks at the fancy interior. “Hello. I’m looking for…” she telepathically asks brain geluk “who are we here for again?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“Aslan, the only lion bartender in the bar.”
The only lion bartender looks up from cleaning the glass in his paw and says, “Geluk? Is that you I hear?”
”Yup!”
…and his brother loved worms.
Feuer walks over. “Hello. I’m feuer. A friend of geluk.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO