A 9 foot tall poisonous bipedal alien crocodile walks into a bar…(this is gonna be a good joke!!!)
The small man grunts, and looks away
The crocodile takes note of this and sits down at the bar, taking up 3 seats-worth of space.
The small cloaked figure with a hood covering there face says "hey"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
A 9 foot tall poisonous bipedal alien crocodile walks into a bar…(this is gonna be a good joke!!!)
The small man grunts, and looks away
The crocodile takes note of this and sits down at the bar, taking up 3 seats-worth of space.
The small cloaked figure with a hood covering there face says "hey"
Crocodile says “blerg.”
bartender walks up and asks what drink id like
I say, “meat.”
"How ya?"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
*Sure! I’ll roll perception… 25*
You catch me about to grab the book in your arm. “Uh, howdy?
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling.
Feuer looks out side to rain pouring down. Way too much rain. “Geluk, it’s flooding!”
IndigoWormGeluk isn’t focusing, he’s just screaming “MAXIMUS RAINIUS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHHA!!!”
Feuer starts closing the windows before the water can get in.
IndigoWormGeluk is unable to cast the spell without direct access to the outside world, so the spell cancels.
He regains focus and looks out the window, “oh dear, maybe I shouldn’t have expended the same amount of power you would use to stop time…”
Feuer says “that would have bean a good idea. Come on, let’s get the rainbow.” She opens the window to see the rain bow
IndigoWormGeluk gulps and says, “hey so uhhh…I think I might be unable to turn back into a brain…”
*I love where this adventure has taken us…*
*this adventure is so fun.
feuer sighs. “Of course!! Of course our stupid luck!” She bangs her head on the table.
IndigoWormGeluk says, “I don’t think it’s luck at this ponint I think it’s just me forgetting how”
Feuer says “do you remember how to turn in to something else?”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
*Sure! I’ll roll perception… 25*
You catch me about to grab the book in your arm. “Uh, howdy?
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
“Because I can?” He takes a step backwards. “Because you seamed like a good target.”
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
The crocodile takes note of this and sits down at the bar, taking up 3 seats-worth of space.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
The small cloaked figure with a hood covering there face says "hey"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Crocodile says “blerg.”
bartender walks up and asks what drink id like
I say, “meat.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"How ya?"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling.
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre.
Feuer says “do you remember how to turn in to something else?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“Because I can?” He takes a step backwards. “Because you seamed like a good target.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“Eh, finger hurt.” Crocodile shows you his right index claw, where it appears bent a little. “Where is home?”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
IndigoWormGeluk strains super hard, and transforms into a Blue Worm.
”sorta.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO