You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
*Sure! I’ll roll perception… 25*
You catch me about to grab the book in your arm. “Uh, howdy?
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Feuer looks out side to rain pouring down. Way too much rain. “Geluk, it’s flooding!”
IndigoWormGeluk isn’t focusing, he’s just screaming “MAXIMUS RAINIUS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHHA!!!”
Feuer starts closing the windows before the water can get in.
IndigoWormGeluk is unable to cast the spell without direct access to the outside world, so the spell cancels.
He regains focus and looks out the window, “oh dear, maybe I shouldn’t have expended the same amount of power you would use to stop time…”
Feuer says “that would have bean a good idea. Come on, let’s get the rainbow.” She opens the window to see the rain bow
IndigoWormGeluk gulps and says, “hey so uhhh…I think I might be unable to turn back into a brain…”
*I love where this adventure has taken us…*
*this adventure is so fun.
feuer sighs. “Of course!! Of course our stupid luck!” She bangs her head on the table.
IndigoWormGeluk says, “I don’t think it’s luck at this ponint I think it’s just me forgetting how”
Feuer says “do you remember how to turn in to something else?”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
*Sure! I’ll roll perception… 25*
You catch me about to grab the book in your arm. “Uh, howdy?
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
“Because I can?” He takes a step backwards. “Because you seamed like a good target.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Feuer looks out side to rain pouring down. Way too much rain. “Geluk, it’s flooding!”
IndigoWormGeluk isn’t focusing, he’s just screaming “MAXIMUS RAINIUS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHHA!!!”
Feuer starts closing the windows before the water can get in.
IndigoWormGeluk is unable to cast the spell without direct access to the outside world, so the spell cancels.
He regains focus and looks out the window, “oh dear, maybe I shouldn’t have expended the same amount of power you would use to stop time…”
Feuer says “that would have bean a good idea. Come on, let’s get the rainbow.” She opens the window to see the rain bow
IndigoWormGeluk gulps and says, “hey so uhhh…I think I might be unable to turn back into a brain…”
*I love where this adventure has taken us…*
*this adventure is so fun.
feuer sighs. “Of course!! Of course our stupid luck!” She bangs her head on the table.
IndigoWormGeluk says, “I don’t think it’s luck at this ponint I think it’s just me forgetting how”
Feuer says “do you remember how to turn in to something else?”
IndigoWormGeluk strains super hard, and transforms into a Blue Worm.
”sorta.”
Feuer says “so blue or indigo.” She looks at the window and says “we’re did the rainbow go?
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
*Sure! I’ll roll perception… 25*
You catch me about to grab the book in your arm. “Uh, howdy?
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
“Because I can?” He takes a step backwards. “Because you seamed like a good target.”
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
*Sure! I’ll roll perception… 25*
You catch me about to grab the book in your arm. “Uh, howdy?
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
“Because I can?” He takes a step backwards. “Because you seamed like a good target.”
“I’m generally not. Ok, who are you really?”
“I’m the villain. I embraced that role.” He tries to grab the book again. *I got a 10 in strength to try to grab it
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Feuer looks out side to rain pouring down. Way too much rain. “Geluk, it’s flooding!”
IndigoWormGeluk isn’t focusing, he’s just screaming “MAXIMUS RAINIUS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHHA!!!”
Feuer starts closing the windows before the water can get in.
IndigoWormGeluk is unable to cast the spell without direct access to the outside world, so the spell cancels.
He regains focus and looks out the window, “oh dear, maybe I shouldn’t have expended the same amount of power you would use to stop time…”
Feuer says “that would have bean a good idea. Come on, let’s get the rainbow.” She opens the window to see the rain bow
IndigoWormGeluk gulps and says, “hey so uhhh…I think I might be unable to turn back into a brain…”
*I love where this adventure has taken us…*
*this adventure is so fun.
feuer sighs. “Of course!! Of course our stupid luck!” She bangs her head on the table.
IndigoWormGeluk says, “I don’t think it’s luck at this ponint I think it’s just me forgetting how”
Feuer says “do you remember how to turn in to something else?”
IndigoWormGeluk strains super hard, and transforms into a Blue Worm.
”sorta.”
Feuer says “so blue or indigo.” She looks at the window and says “we’re did the rainbow go?
BlueWormGeluk says, “I don’t know, did it cross the road?”
Feuer walks out and looks across the road. “Nope. Not across the window.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Feuer looks out side to rain pouring down. Way too much rain. “Geluk, it’s flooding!”
IndigoWormGeluk isn’t focusing, he’s just screaming “MAXIMUS RAINIUS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHHA!!!”
Feuer starts closing the windows before the water can get in.
IndigoWormGeluk is unable to cast the spell without direct access to the outside world, so the spell cancels.
He regains focus and looks out the window, “oh dear, maybe I shouldn’t have expended the same amount of power you would use to stop time…”
Feuer says “that would have bean a good idea. Come on, let’s get the rainbow.” She opens the window to see the rain bow
IndigoWormGeluk gulps and says, “hey so uhhh…I think I might be unable to turn back into a brain…”
*I love where this adventure has taken us…*
*this adventure is so fun.
feuer sighs. “Of course!! Of course our stupid luck!” She bangs her head on the table.
IndigoWormGeluk says, “I don’t think it’s luck at this ponint I think it’s just me forgetting how”
Feuer says “do you remember how to turn in to something else?”
IndigoWormGeluk strains super hard, and transforms into a Blue Worm.
”sorta.”
Feuer says “so blue or indigo.” She looks at the window and says “we’re did the rainbow go?
BlueWormGeluk says, “I don’t know, did it cross the road?”
Feuer walks out and looks across the road. “Nope. Not across the window.”
“HOLY PROVIDENCE LOOK UPWARDS. A DOUBLE F***ING RAINBOW DONUT!!”
There is indeed a double rainbow ring directly above us.
feuer looks up. "well that's rare."
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
*Sure! I’ll roll perception… 25*
You catch me about to grab the book in your arm. “Uh, howdy?
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
“Because I can?” He takes a step backwards. “Because you seamed like a good target.”
“I’m generally not. Ok, who are you really?”
“I’m the villain. I embraced that role.” He tries to grab the book again. *I got a 10 in strength to try to grab it
*I got a… 19.*
”Seriously? What debts do you need to pay off? If you really wanted to be a villain, there are better schemes than trying to take someone’s book.”
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
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The crocodile takes note of this and sits down at the bar, taking up 3 seats-worth of space.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
The small cloaked figure with a hood covering there face says "hey"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Crocodile says “blerg.”
bartender walks up and asks what drink id like
I say, “meat.”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
"How ya?"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
Feuer says “do you remember how to turn in to something else?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“Because I can?” He takes a step backwards. “Because you seamed like a good target.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“Eh, finger hurt.” Crocodile shows you his right index claw, where it appears bent a little. “Where is home?”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
IndigoWormGeluk strains super hard, and transforms into a Blue Worm.
”sorta.”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Feuer says “so blue or indigo.” She looks at the window and says “we’re did the rainbow go?
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
BlueWormGeluk says, “I don’t know, did it cross the road?”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
“I’m generally not. Ok, who are you really?”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
“I’m the villain. I embraced that role.” He tries to grab the book again.
*I got a 10 in strength to try to grab it
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Feuer walks out and looks across the road. “Nope. Not across the window.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“HOLY PROVIDENCE LOOK UPWARDS. A DOUBLE F***ING RAINBOW DONUT!!”
There is indeed a double rainbow ring directly above us.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
feuer looks up. "well that's rare."
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
*I got a… 19.*
”Seriously? What debts do you need to pay off? If you really wanted to be a villain, there are better schemes than trying to take someone’s book.”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!