“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!
“Excellent! Hopefully I do t shift into the microwave frequency or I’ll start melting everything within a 100 foot radius!…”
”…OH GOD I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY HUMAN FORM!”
Feuer turns back and says “you turned back! Maybe our luck is turning around.”
The air temperature begins to rise
”oh sweet mercy…do you know the Polymorph spell?”
“I’m not familiar with that spell.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Excellent! Hopefully I do t shift into the microwave frequency or I’ll start melting everything within a 100 foot radius!…”
”…OH GOD I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY HUMAN FORM!”
Feuer turns back and says “you turned back! Maybe our luck is turning around.”
The air temperature begins to rise
”oh sweet mercy…do you know the Polymorph spell?”
“I’m not familiar with that spell.”
“…Perhaps the Animal Shapes spell? Disguise Person? ANYTHING TO STOK THIS ITS GETTIGN REALLY HOT NOW!”
“I don’t have any thing like that. Would a fire spell work?”
“THAT WOULD JUST MAKE IT WORSE AND INJURE ME!!! I CAN FE— CAN FEEL MY FLESH—MY FLESH…scalding…it hurts—hurts so…so bad…”
You feel a large thump on the ground as the presumably MicrowaveWormGeluk crashes unconsciously to the ground.
Feuer falls to the ground from the thump. She says “should I try to open a portal to the South Pole?”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
“I ave no idea vat in ze vorld you’re talking about!”
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!
“Excellent! Hopefully I do t shift into the microwave frequency or I’ll start melting everything within a 100 foot radius!…”
”…OH GOD I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY HUMAN FORM!”
Feuer turns back and says “you turned back! Maybe our luck is turning around.”
The air temperature begins to rise
”oh sweet mercy…do you know the Polymorph spell?”
“I’m not familiar with that spell.”
“…Perhaps the Animal Shapes spell? Disguise Person? ANYTHING TO STOK THIS ITS GETTIGN REALLY HOT NOW!”
“I don’t have any thing like that. Would a fire spell work?”
“THAT WOULD JUST MAKE IT WORSE AND INJURE ME!!! I CAN FE— CAN FEEL MY FLESH—MY FLESH…scalding…it hurts—hurts so…so bad…”
You feel a large thump on the ground as the presumably MicrowaveWormGeluk crashes unconsciously to the ground.
Feuer falls to the ground from the thump. She says “should I try to open a portal to the South Pole?”
No response.
“Geluk?” Feuer looks panicked. “Geluk!? Where are you?”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
“I ave no idea vat in ze vorld you’re talking about!”
”Raphael, you know what he means.”
Duke walks up to the tiefling. “Tell me what I asked. Some one close to me was murdered.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
“I ave no idea vat in ze vorld you’re talking about!”
”Raphael, you know what he means.”
Duke walks up to the tiefling. “Tell me what I asked. Some one close to me was murdered.”
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!
“Hi Duke! We’re nearly there now, just a little bit further.”
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
“I ave no idea vat in ze vorld you’re talking about!”
”Raphael, you know what he means.”
Duke walks up to the tiefling. “Tell me what I asked. Some one close to me was murdered.”
“Who vas it?”
“A child. He was found with slash marks in him.” He says solemnly.
*I might be miss remembering if it was a bite or slash wound.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“Excellent! Hopefully I do t shift into the microwave frequency or I’ll start melting everything within a 100 foot radius!…”
”…OH GOD I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY HUMAN FORM!”
Feuer turns back and says “you turned back! Maybe our luck is turning around.”
The air temperature begins to rise
”oh sweet mercy…do you know the Polymorph spell?”
“I’m not familiar with that spell.”
“…Perhaps the Animal Shapes spell? Disguise Person? ANYTHING TO STOK THIS ITS GETTIGN REALLY HOT NOW!”
“I don’t have any thing like that. Would a fire spell work?”
“THAT WOULD JUST MAKE IT WORSE AND INJURE ME!!! I CAN FE— CAN FEEL MY FLESH—MY FLESH…scalding…it hurts—hurts so…so bad…”
You feel a large thump on the ground as the presumably MicrowaveWormGeluk crashes unconsciously to the ground.
Feuer falls to the ground from the thump. She says “should I try to open a portal to the South Pole?”
No response.
“Geluk?” Feuer looks panicked. “Geluk!? Where are you?”
No response. The ambient air temperature is ~120 degrees Fahrenheit now.
Feuer says “this heat is getting to me.” Feuer sighs. “Geluk, I don’t want to leave you, but I need to find some where cooler. I will be back as soon as possible.” Feuer turns I to a egale and flys away.
*oh my god.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
duke dosent talk that much for the rest of the walk.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Ren leads the way towards what looks to be a ramshackle hut in the village. “They’re in there. You can’t miss ‘em!”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!The air temperature begins to rise
”oh sweet mercy…do you know the Polymorph spell?”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*Lactonius! Or do you go by sturgeon now?*
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!“I’m not familiar with that spell.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Duke goes to the ramshackle hut’s door. He knocks and yells “open up! Open up now!”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“Duke. You have to be more gentle. Like this!” She casts Fireball and blows the door down. Inside is a shell-shocked looking Tiefling. He speaks with a thick European accent. “Vat is zee meaning of zis?”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!“…Perhaps the Animal Shapes spell? Disguise Person? ANYTHING TO STOK THIS ITS GETTIGN REALLY HOT NOW!”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*I love the voice
”I will be asking the questions here. Who has killed in this town?? Who!??”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“I don’t have any thing like that. Would a fire spell work?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“THAT WOULD JUST MAKE IT WORSE AND INJURE ME!!! I CAN FE— CAN FEEL MY FLESH—MY FLESH…scalding…it hurts—hurts so…so bad…”
You feel a large thump on the ground as the presumably MicrowaveWormGeluk crashes unconsciously to the ground.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Feuer falls to the ground from the thump. She says “should I try to open a portal to the South Pole?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
No response.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
“I ave no idea vat in ze vorld you’re talking about!”
”Raphael, you know what he means.”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!“Geluk?” Feuer looks panicked. “Geluk!? Where are you?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Duke walks up to the tiefling. “Tell me what I asked. Some one close to me was murdered.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“Who vas it?”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/They
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Is e e eirmseachd nas fhaide na tomhas an ulaidh as motha a th’ aig duine!No response. The ambient air temperature is ~120 degrees Fahrenheit now.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
“A child. He was found with slash marks in him.” He says solemnly.
*I might be miss remembering if it was a bite or slash wound.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
Feuer says “this heat is getting to me.” Feuer sighs. “Geluk, I don’t want to leave you, but I need to find some where cooler. I will be back as soon as possible.” Feuer turns I to a egale and flys away.
*oh my god.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO