You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
*Sure! I’ll roll perception… 25*
You catch me about to grab the book in your arm. “Uh, howdy?
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
“Because I can?” He takes a step backwards. “Because you seamed like a good target.”
“I’m generally not. Ok, who are you really?”
“I’m the villain. I embraced that role.” He tries to grab the book again. *I got a 10 in strength to try to grab it
*I got a… 19.*
”Seriously? What debts do you need to pay off? If you really wanted to be a villain, there are better schemes than trying to take someone’s book.”
The elf says “I could kill you.”
She looks uninterested. “And what would you gain from that? A few coppers and a worthless notebook?”
“Maybe your right, maybe your wrong.”
“Or, maybe you’re just a bit… misguided.”
The elf growls.
“Seriously though, what is your problem?”
The elf says “some one I know died. I don’t know who, so I’m going kill everyone till I find out who.
“That makes no sense. Someone you know died, so you’ll kill everyone until you find out who? Who what? Who died, or who killed them? What do you mean by that?”
“I need to make sure I kill the culprit. I don’t know who the culprit is, so I’m going kill evrey one in the town go to make sure I my friend is avenged.
“I can tell you this, it’s not me. Would you like some help? I know some, shall we say, “less deadly” interrogation techniques.”
the elf seams like he is considering it. "i'll try your "techniques".
*i love how less deadly is in air quotes.
She looks up. “So, where should we start then?”
*Sorry for taking so long to reply!*
The elf says “don’t know.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
I slam my tail into one hezrou, eat another one, and belly flop on another one.
My color begins shifting to red.
*sorry I took so long
A a herzou tries to grapple feuer. *I got a 19 for the herzou to grapple me. he grabs feuer by the arms.
*sorry I took longer* RedWormGeluk spits a blob of acid at the hezrou grappling Feuer.
And then RedWormGeluk just completely disappears.
As the hezrou falls to the ground from the acid feuer runs over to where worm geluk once was. “Geluk?!” She calls out
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
*Sure! I’ll roll perception… 25*
You catch me about to grab the book in your arm. “Uh, howdy?
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
“Because I can?” He takes a step backwards. “Because you seamed like a good target.”
“I’m generally not. Ok, who are you really?”
“I’m the villain. I embraced that role.” He tries to grab the book again. *I got a 10 in strength to try to grab it
*I got a… 19.*
”Seriously? What debts do you need to pay off? If you really wanted to be a villain, there are better schemes than trying to take someone’s book.”
The elf says “I could kill you.”
She looks uninterested. “And what would you gain from that? A few coppers and a worthless notebook?”
“Maybe your right, maybe your wrong.”
“Or, maybe you’re just a bit… misguided.”
The elf growls.
“Seriously though, what is your problem?”
The elf says “some one I know died. I don’t know who, so I’m going kill everyone till I find out who.
“That makes no sense. Someone you know died, so you’ll kill everyone until you find out who? Who what? Who died, or who killed them? What do you mean by that?”
“I need to make sure I kill the culprit. I don’t know who the culprit is, so I’m going kill evrey one in the town go to make sure I my friend is avenged.
“I can tell you this, it’s not me. Would you like some help? I know some, shall we say, “less deadly” interrogation techniques.”
the elf seams like he is considering it. "i'll try your "techniques".
*i love how less deadly is in air quotes.
She looks up. “So, where should we start then?”
*Sorry for taking so long to reply!*
The elf says “don’t know.”
“I have an idea. Follow me!” The elf walks out of the bar and begins running towards the town.
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
*Sure! I’ll roll perception… 25*
You catch me about to grab the book in your arm. “Uh, howdy?
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
“Because I can?” He takes a step backwards. “Because you seamed like a good target.”
“I’m generally not. Ok, who are you really?”
“I’m the villain. I embraced that role.” He tries to grab the book again. *I got a 10 in strength to try to grab it
*I got a… 19.*
”Seriously? What debts do you need to pay off? If you really wanted to be a villain, there are better schemes than trying to take someone’s book.”
The elf says “I could kill you.”
She looks uninterested. “And what would you gain from that? A few coppers and a worthless notebook?”
“Maybe your right, maybe your wrong.”
“Or, maybe you’re just a bit… misguided.”
The elf growls.
“Seriously though, what is your problem?”
The elf says “some one I know died. I don’t know who, so I’m going kill everyone till I find out who.
“That makes no sense. Someone you know died, so you’ll kill everyone until you find out who? Who what? Who died, or who killed them? What do you mean by that?”
“I need to make sure I kill the culprit. I don’t know who the culprit is, so I’m going kill evrey one in the town go to make sure I my friend is avenged.
“I can tell you this, it’s not me. Would you like some help? I know some, shall we say, “less deadly” interrogation techniques.”
the elf seams like he is considering it. "i'll try your "techniques".
*i love how less deadly is in air quotes.
She looks up. “So, where should we start then?”
*Sorry for taking so long to reply!*
The elf says “don’t know.”
“I have an idea. Follow me!” The elf walks out of the bar and begins running towards the town.
The elf follows. “Where are we going?”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
*sorry I took longer*
RedWormGeluk spits a blob of acid at the hezrou grappling Feuer.
And then RedWormGeluk just completely disappears.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
The elf says “don’t know.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
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As the hezrou falls to the ground from the acid feuer runs over to where worm geluk once was. “Geluk?!” She calls out
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“I have an idea. Follow me!” The elf walks out of the bar and begins running towards the town.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
The elf follows. “Where are we going?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
“Yeah?”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO