A human looking figure wanders into the bar, before they shift their form into a next to unseeable arthropod, large and confusing. It apears to be an insect, yet his palps; it has crustacean claws, it has a tail like the body of a millipede, and centipede antennae.
Asmodeus looks up from the bar and says, "Welcome, dear customer, would you like anything to drink?"
It walks over, sharp legs flowing down from its body onto the floor. "Might you have any Blue Devil?"
"I think we have some in the back, would like some?"
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
A human looking figure wanders into the bar, before they shift their form into a next to unseeable arthropod, large and confusing. It apears to be an insect, yet his palps; it has crustacean claws, it has a tail like the body of a millipede, and centipede antennae.
Asmodeus looks up from the bar and says, "Welcome, dear customer, would you like anything to drink?"
It walks over, sharp legs flowing down from its body onto the floor. "Might you have any Blue Devil?"
"I think we have some in the back, would like some?"
"I would."
Asmodeus went to the backroom and returned with a mug of blue devil and handed it to them. "Let me know if you need anything else I'll be happy to help."
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
A human looking figure wanders into the bar, before they shift their form into a next to unseeable arthropod, large and confusing. It apears to be an insect, yet his palps; it has crustacean claws, it has a tail like the body of a millipede, and centipede antennae.
Asmodeus looks up from the bar and says, "Welcome, dear customer, would you like anything to drink?"
It walks over, sharp legs flowing down from its body onto the floor. "Might you have any Blue Devil?"
"I think we have some in the back, would like some?"
"I would."
Asmodeus went to the backroom and returned with a mug of blue devil and handed it to them. "Let me know if you need anything else I'll be happy to help."
It nods, it's many eyes blinking "Got any steak? Or Stench Kow Steak?"
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
A human looking figure wanders into the bar, before they shift their form into a next to unseeable arthropod, large and confusing. It apears to be an insect, yet his palps; it has crustacean claws, it has a tail like the body of a millipede, and centipede antennae.
Asmodeus looks up from the bar and says, "Welcome, dear customer, would you like anything to drink?"
It walks over, sharp legs flowing down from its body onto the floor. "Might you have any Blue Devil?"
"I think we have some in the back, would like some?"
"I would."
Asmodeus went to the backroom and returned with a mug of blue devil and handed it to them. "Let me know if you need anything else I'll be happy to help."
It nods, it's many eyes blinking "Got any steak? Or Stench Kow Steak?"
"Yes, we do in fact have steak. If you head to the lounge, I'll bring you a steak dinner shortly. How would you like your steak, though?"
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
A human looking figure wanders into the bar, before they shift their form into a next to unseeable arthropod, large and confusing. It apears to be an insect, yet his palps; it has crustacean claws, it has a tail like the body of a millipede, and centipede antennae.
Asmodeus looks up from the bar and says, "Welcome, dear customer, would you like anything to drink?"
It walks over, sharp legs flowing down from its body onto the floor. "Might you have any Blue Devil?"
"I think we have some in the back, would like some?"
"I would."
Asmodeus went to the backroom and returned with a mug of blue devil and handed it to them. "Let me know if you need anything else I'll be happy to help."
It nods, it's many eyes blinking "Got any steak? Or Stench Kow Steak?"
"Yes, we do in fact have steak. If you head to the lounge, I'll bring you a steak dinner shortly. How would you like your steak, though?"
"Medium rare. Preferebly with a outer plains spice."
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
A human looking figure wanders into the bar, before they shift their form into a next to unseeable arthropod, large and confusing. It apears to be an insect, yet his palps; it has crustacean claws, it has a tail like the body of a millipede, and centipede antennae.
Asmodeus looks up from the bar and says, "Welcome, dear customer, would you like anything to drink?"
It walks over, sharp legs flowing down from its body onto the floor. "Might you have any Blue Devil?"
"I think we have some in the back, would like some?"
"I would."
Asmodeus went to the backroom and returned with a mug of blue devil and handed it to them. "Let me know if you need anything else I'll be happy to help."
It nods, it's many eyes blinking "Got any steak? Or Stench Kow Steak?"
"Yes, we do in fact have steak. If you head to the lounge, I'll bring you a steak dinner shortly. How would you like your steak, though?"
"Medium rare. Preferebly with a outer plains spice."
"Alright," Asmodeus returns shortly and hands them the dish
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
"Medium rare. Preferebly with a outer planes spice."
"Alright," Asmodeus returns shortly and hands them the dish
They sit for a small while and consume the dish between rusting of their antennas.
"So what dungeon or place did you come from?"
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I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
A loud burp comes from the greenhouse of the kraken finishes both the barrels of bedroom after two tentacles come out of the greenhouse one carrying what seems to be a deceased tabaxi who has their equipment still on them tho it unable to be deduced how it perished the corpse is dropped on the bar with ten gold coins and 100 copper falling from its (somehow) intact pockets the other tentacle grabs another barrel of beer before both tentacles retreat back to the greenhouse
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"I would."
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Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
Asmodeus went to the backroom and returned with a mug of blue devil and handed it to them. "Let me know if you need anything else I'll be happy to help."
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
It nods, it's many eyes blinking "Got any steak? Or Stench Kow Steak?"
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
"Yes, we do in fact have steak. If you head to the lounge, I'll bring you a steak dinner shortly. How would you like your steak, though?"
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
"Medium rare. Preferebly with a outer plains spice."
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
"Alright," Asmodeus returns shortly and hands them the dish
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
They sit for a small while and consume the dish between rusting of their antennas.
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
"So what dungeon or place did you come from?"
I'm Balthoran formerly known as drizztlonedruid not particularly active but if we were on friendly terms feel free to DM me on discord my user is just balthoran
I'm a Roomba high cultist and a few other things
Avid supporter of 5e and an okay minmaxer
Former Archivist of various threads the rest you can figure out yourself
"One in the silver sea... next to wildspace... far far above..."
. ݁𝜗~☆Extended Signature☆~𝜚.
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, February 15th, 2025 💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Any pronouns, if you mix them up a lot; otherwise, She/They
Hallo, I am a pan, demigirl, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. I am Canadian, and yeah. I have been on DDB for a while, and the forums for one or two years. Call me Tara, or Anto. Or tarasque2897!
A loud burp comes from the greenhouse of the kraken finishes both the barrels of bedroom after two tentacles come out of the greenhouse one carrying what seems to be a deceased tabaxi who has their equipment still on them tho it unable to be deduced how it perished the corpse is dropped on the bar with ten gold coins and 100 copper falling from its (somehow) intact pockets the other tentacle grabs another barrel of beer before both tentacles retreat back to the greenhouse