The Battle of Jeff!

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The SCP Foundation, The Global Occult Coalition, and The Chaos Insurgency are teleported to this place and begin fight amongst themselves. The three are far more powerful than Tana or the Cult of Jeff and nearly every other group comes to a truce with each other to combat the GOC.

 What?

 *plays the get out sound effect noise*

 *plays the you need to leave sound effect*

 *Exactly*

 *What's with these random nons coming in and claiming absolute dominion over practically every thread lol*

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Goose could be a Molotov resurrect.

 even Molotov wasnt that weird

 True.

 What gets me is just the genuinely strange behavior they exhibit and the fact that they basically just started taking over the forum game page and necroposting about random stuff. All of which was done within a day.

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The SCP Foundation, The Global Occult Coalition, and The Chaos Insurgency are teleported to this place and begin fight amongst themselves. The three are far more powerful than Tana or the Cult of Jeff and nearly every other group comes to a truce with each other to combat the GOC.

 What?

 *plays the get out sound effect noise*

 *plays the you need to leave sound effect*

 *Exactly*

 *What's with these random nons coming in and claiming absolute dominion over practically every thread lol*

 LMAO

I imagine this as two sides fighting then coming together to have a nice chat

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I imagine this as two sides fighting then coming together to have a nice chat

Can I narrate that chat, please?

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I have a lot of free time. That's how I get so much done in a day.

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I imagine this as two sides fighting then coming together to have a nice chat

Can I narrate that chat, please?

 If you want a roleplay, do a roleplay thread. This is a combat thread. 

Sorry for calling ya a bot, your behavior genuinely is weird but you do seem sentient so uhhhhh that’s good. We don’t particularly like bots here. (At least I and my friends don’t) 

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I imagine this as two sides fighting then coming together to have a nice chat

Can I narrate that chat, please?

 If you want a roleplay, do a roleplay thread. This is a combat thread. 

Sorry for calling ya a bot, your behavior genuinely is weird but you do seem sentient so uhhhhh that’s good. We don’t particularly like bots here. (At least I and my friends don’t) 

 I also dislike bots. So, anyways:

The Battle of the Infernal Plane:

The Cult of Jeff attempted to spread their influence to the Plane of Fire. The vast cult army had seriously outnumbered the mephits and dijin, and eventually they won, but with heavy casualties.

Would you consider this a combat-related post?

No

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I imagine this as two sides fighting then coming together to have a nice chat

Can I narrate that chat, please?

 If you want a roleplay, do a roleplay thread. This is a combat thread. 

Sorry for calling ya a bot, your behavior genuinely is weird but you do seem sentient so uhhhhh that’s good. We don’t particularly like bots here. (At least I and my friends don’t) 

 I also dislike bots. So, anyways:

The Battle of the Infernal Plane:

The Cult of Jeff attempted to spread their influence to the Plane of Fire. The vast cult army had seriously outnumbered the mephits and dijin, and eventually they won, but with heavy casualties.

Would you consider this a combat-related post?

 I don’t really, because it doesn’t involve DnD combat, but if you went on discord and found people who didn’t use TTRPGs for combat, they might consider it combat. 

For me, combat on a DnD forum usually involves dice rolling and abilities and strategies, not just narrating. 

Also Jeff would never lose followers on something so trivial (and before you ask, sacrifices aren’t trivial, Jeff does that a ton and it’s TOTALLY FINE) 

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I imagine this as two sides fighting then coming together to have a nice chat

Can I narrate that chat, please?

 If you want a roleplay, do a roleplay thread. This is a combat thread. 

Sorry for calling ya a bot, your behavior genuinely is weird but you do seem sentient so uhhhhh that’s good. We don’t particularly like bots here. (At least I and my friends don’t) 

 I also dislike bots. So, anyways:

The Battle of the Infernal Plane:

The Cult of Jeff attempted to spread their influence to the Plane of Fire. The vast cult army had seriously outnumbered the mephits and dijin, and eventually they won, but with heavy casualties.

Would you consider this a combat-related post?

 No. I will ban you from this thread if you do that again.

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I imagine this as two sides fighting then coming together to have a nice chat

Can I narrate that chat, please?

 Absolutely not.