Okay then, it's time to vote as to who would win between two combatants!
First battle: Jeff the Evil Roomba Vs. The Great Dictionary.
The Great Dictionary - 600 base health and gets +1 max health each time a new word or definition is invented. Ability to cast ANY non-homebrew spell with no material components or drawbacks. STR=?, DEX=?, CON=24, INT=30, WIS=30, CHA=10. Can move at about mach 1 and may unleash a swarm of paper that deals 250d4 slashing damage from papercuts (1d4 per paper). Is a 9th level spellcaster with the attributes of a level 20 character.
Jeff the Evil Roomba - 1200 base health and can heal by ingesting clay. Can devour almost anything and is immune to slashing and piercing. Can move at mach 999 under extreme circumstances. Unable to cast spells. STR=?, DEX=?, CON=30, INT=18, WIS=28, CHA=10.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
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Okay then, it's time to vote as to who would win between two combatants!
Second Battle: ???
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
Yeah, Jeff wins, easy kill.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Do not underestimate the power of literature. By the way, how often are new words/definitions invented?
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I honestly have no frickin’ idea.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...