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#101 Oct 19, 2026
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guys, i have an idea for one of our major goals: kill SCP 682.

Dump it in antimatter.

every single one of its atoms will disappear.

how to synthesise it is the problem

try and figure it out.

I know a way... but it is kinda dangerous, which in science language means that it may has massive and lethal consequences.

Don't worry I know a guy

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#102 Oct 19, 2026
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"dado"

"yes?"

"come here we need to kill 682"

"no" *site-19 then explodes causeing a containment breach of ALL skips (S.C.P.)

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#103 Oct 20, 2026
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Fortunately we moved most of them to Site Beyond (the site this thread takes place in) when it was built.

As for the ones still there, MTF Tau-5 shall be deployed.

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#107 Oct 21, 2026
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aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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#108 Oct 21, 2026
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aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

*pew pew*

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#109 Oct 21, 2026
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I'm joining the SCP Foundation as a engineer!

Um hello yal… *cough cough*

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[ Welcome to Birb World ]
I am a casual forum user on D&D Beyond.

i need to make an extended bio… I’ll make it after i finish updated PFP.
#110 Oct 22, 2026
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I am joining the SCP foundation as a scientist without even knowing what's an SCP.

Then I would suggest you check out the SCP Wiki.

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Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, ~~Site-5 is under attack from the GOC~~ . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

Are the images of SCP-096 up yet? If not, I do have an containment update that could stop it from getting out.

Hmmm... and what might that be?

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#111 Oct 22, 2026
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Quote from Bohr14 >>

I am joining the SCP foundation as a scientist without even knowing what's an SCP.

Then I would suggest you check out the SCP Wiki.

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Quote from Goosetifer13 >>

Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, ~~Site-5 is under attack from the GOC~~ . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

Are the images of SCP-096 up yet? If not, I do have an containment update that could stop it from getting out.

Hmmm... and what might that be?

I could delete all the images of SCP-096 by hand

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#112 Oct 23, 2026
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*becuase of scp 936 or something i now posses a d-class body* "please stop shooting me*

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#113 Oct 23, 2026
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*becuase of scp 936 or something i now posses a d-class body* "please stop shooting me*

"Fine"

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#114 Oct 25, 2026
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Quote from Bohr14 >>

I am joining the SCP foundation as a scientist without even knowing what's an SCP.

Then I would suggest you check out the SCP Wiki.

Quote from LightEmUp >>

Quote from Goosetifer13 >>

Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, ~~Site-5 is under attack from the GOC~~ . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

Are the images of SCP-096 up yet? If not, I do have an containment update that could stop it from getting out.

Hmmm... and what might that be?

I could delete all the images of SCP-096 by hand

Don't forget your scrambler goggles!

By the way, some guy named Occultifer13 just led the biggest GOC attack I've ever seen on the Wanderer's Library. He MUST be stopped!

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#115 Oct 25, 2026
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I am joining the SCP foundation as a scientist without even knowing what's an SCP.

Then I would suggest you check out the SCP Wiki.

Quote from LightEmUp >>

Quote from Goosetifer13 >>

Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, ~~Site-5 is under attack from the GOC~~ . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

Are the images of SCP-096 up yet? If not, I do have an containment update that could stop it from getting out.

Hmmm... and what might that be?

I could delete all the images of SCP-096 by hand

Don't forget your scrambler goggles!

I don't need them

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