The SCP Foundation

We've received numerous reports of nonmagical anomalous phenomena occurring throughout the Inner Planes, Prime Material, and the latter's two projections. They range from mild annoyances to civilization-destroying disasters. On top of that, various "Sentient and Violent" SCPs have been attempting to breach more and more often and with more intensity and contained phenomena are becoming unstable. We MUST figure out what's going on.

Oh, and - the ONLY good thing this event has caused so far - was just discovered: SCP-6500 "Inevitable" is growing weaker and will likely stop or even reverse.

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We've received numerous reports of nonmagical anomalous phenomena occurring throughout the Inner Planes, Prime Material, and the latter's two projections. They range from mild annoyances to civilization-destroying disasters. On top of that, various "Sentient and Violent" SCPs have been attempting to breach more and more often and with more intensity and contained phenomena are becoming unstable. We MUST figure out what's going on.

Oh, and - the ONLY good thing this event has caused so far - was just discovered: SCP-6500 "Inevitable" is growing weaker and will likely stop or even reverse.

 

 Should I shoot it?

I shall join the SCP Foundation as an MTF Tau-5 "Samsara". (In canon lore they are 4 cybernetic clones utilizing experimental weaponry. For more Info click Here.)

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I shall join the SCP Foundation as an MTF Tau-5 "Samsara". (In canon lore they are 4 cybernetic clones utilizing experimental weaponry. For more Info click Here.)

 K

Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, Site-5 is under attack from the GOC . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

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Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, Site-5 is under attack from the GOC . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

Me :3

guys, i have an idea for one of our major goals: kill SCP 682.

Dump it in antimatter.

every single one of its atoms will disappear.

how to synthesise it is the problem

try and figure it out.

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I shall join the SCP Foundation as an MTF Tau-5 "Samsara". (In canon lore they are 4 cybernetic clones utilizing experimental weaponry. For more Info click Here.)

 hiiiii

Quote from ThatAwakenedTree >>

guys, i have an idea for one of our major goals: kill SCP 682.

Dump it in antimatter.

every single one of its atoms will disappear.

how to synthesise it is the problem

try and figure it out.

 Dw i know a guy

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Quote from ThatAwakenedTree >>

guys, i have an idea for one of our major goals: kill SCP 682.

Dump it in antimatter.

every single one of its atoms will disappear.

how to synthesise it is the problem

try and figure it out.

 Dw i know a guy

 who knows a guy

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Quote from morallyambiguousfae >>

Quote from ThatAwakenedTree >>

guys, i have an idea for one of our major goals: kill SCP 682.

Dump it in antimatter.

every single one of its atoms will disappear.

how to synthesise it is the problem

try and figure it out.

 Dw i know a guy

 who knows a guy

 Me

Quote from Goosetifer13 >>

Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, Site-5 is under attack from the GOC . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

 SCP-079 needs to be locked. We have the power to do this, so try and upload its core to somewhere else and shut down all infected websites.

its me baskon on an alt

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its me baskon on an alt

 hoi :3

Modified Foundation Webcrawlers have been sent out to shut down infect sites and accounts before temporarily modifying the firewalls of said sites and accounts to locked SCP-079 out of them. SCP-079 itself has been brought approximately 100 kilometers away from the closest source of Wi-Fi. On a side note, we are preparing an "Alpha Strike*" of sorts to terminate SCP-682.

*Alpha Strike is the term for an attack using EVERY weapon at MAXIMUM power at once on a single target.

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Quote from morallyambiguousfae >>

Quote from ThatAwakenedTree >>

guys, i have an idea for one of our major goals: kill SCP 682.

Dump it in antimatter.

every single one of its atoms will disappear.

how to synthesise it is the problem

try and figure it out.

 Dw i know a guy

 who knows a guy

 We'll add that to the Alpha Strike attempt.

Quote from Goosetifer13 >>

Quote from ThatAwakenedTree >>

Quote from morallyambiguousfae >>

Quote from ThatAwakenedTree >>

guys, i have an idea for one of our major goals: kill SCP 682.

Dump it in antimatter.

every single one of its atoms will disappear.

how to synthesise it is the problem

try and figure it out.

 Dw i know a guy

 who knows a guy

 We'll add that to the Alpha Strike attempt.

 I'll call Jeff

Quote from Goosetifer13 >>

Some hooligan just photographed SCP-096 and is about to post it online. Also, Foundation Webcrawlers have detected that SCP-079 has gained internet access. And on top of that, Site-5 is under attack from the GOC . Who keeps sending status reports of a site that does not exist?

 Are the images of SCP-096 up yet? If not, I do have an containment update that could stop it from getting out.