"Good? Evil? It's all about reputation. I want stuff without paying for it. That's supposedly evil, but if they think I'm good, they're more inclined to just let me have it." "I do not like how much sense this is making." (I go to the nearest tavern and drink until it stops making sense or until I pass out.)
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Not from a session directly, but last sunday evening my D&D group had session 0 of our side campaign and somehow, when we talked about our proficiencies, I ended up as the AdultTM of the party xD
DM: Okay, which one of you is the shortest? Rogue: I'm 6'1". Sorcerer: I'm 5'4". Druid: I'm 5'6". Bard: Uh... I don't know. Druid: Okay, what's your canon height? DM: She has a cannon?! Druid: No, like what's her canon height? Sorcerer: What's a phantom light, again? Druid: *facepalms* [Bard], okay, are you short or are you tall? Bard: Short. DM: Thank you, [Druid]. Okay, the gnoll attacks [Bard].
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Me OOC: "If he has a big backstory at level 1 and gets downed by some quarter CR monster, how could any backstory of ultimate heroism be true? No. This is going to be how my character becomes a hero or dies trying - and given my build here at level 1, likely the latter in a disappointing but entertaining way."
Me IC (in a very annoying squeak voice): "I'm going to be a hero!" DM: "You're definitely gonna die in a disappointing but entertaining way."
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
DM: The Hobgoblin goes and scoops up your unconscious Goblin companion.
Fighter (under a Lucky Charm compulsion, linked to the Goblin) : I lose my **** and swing at him (OA) rolls nat 20
DM (damage check) : You spin around and scream "Not Yabbit!" and drive your sword through the Hobgoblin's chest. He drops the goblin and falls to the ground, dead.
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Talk to your Players.Talk to your DM. If more people used this advice, there would be 24.74% fewer threads on Tactics, Rules and DM discussions.
DM: The Hobgoblin goes and scoops up your unconscious Goblin companion.
Fighter (under a Lucky Charm compulsion, linked to the Goblin) : I lose my **** and swing at him (OA) rolls nat 20
DM (damage check) : You spin around and scream "Not Yabbit!" and drive your sword through the Hobgoblin's chest. He drops the goblin and falls to the ground, dead.
DM: The Hobgoblin goes and scoops up your unconscious Goblin companion.
Fighter (under a Lucky Charm compulsion, linked to the Goblin) : I lose my **** and swing at him (OA) rolls nat 20
DM (damage check) : You spin around and scream "Not Yabbit!" and drive your sword through the Hobgoblin's chest. He drops the goblin and falls to the ground, dead.
The joys of insanity.
Never let madness go to waste.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
DM: The Hobgoblin goes and scoops up your unconscious Goblin companion.
Fighter (under a Lucky Charm compulsion, linked to the Goblin) : I lose my **** and swing at him (OA) rolls nat 20
DM (damage check) : You spin around and scream "Not Yabbit!" and drive your sword through the Hobgoblin's chest. He drops the goblin and falls to the ground, dead.
The joys of insanity.
Never let madness go to waste.
If you let it go to waste it just might cost you your life in a game and then splat every body else is crushed by the hill giant because you didn't go mad.
"Good? Evil? It's all about reputation. I want stuff without paying for it. That's supposedly evil, but if they think I'm good, they're more inclined to just let me have it."
"I do not like how much sense this is making." (I go to the nearest tavern and drink until it stops making sense or until I pass out.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
The only good neogi is dead neogi, I say... Now lets make those neogi good.
Not from a session directly, but last sunday evening my D&D group had session 0 of our side campaign and somehow, when we talked about our proficiencies, I ended up as the AdultTM of the party xD
The party consists of:
Drow Ranger - Horizon Walker (me)
Half-Orc Paladin - Oath of Redemption
Dragonborn(Brass) Rogue - Arcane Trickster
"Don't kill us! We have porridge!" [Nat 20 persuasion gets them escorted straight to the BBEG.]
Chilling kinda vibe.
The BBEG is hongry, apparently, lol.
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
Kobolds have bad rations. They bribed them for safe passage.
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Step one: Obtain dust, step two: ???, step three: Profit."
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
During a fight with a gnoll war band:
DM: Okay, which one of you is the shortest?
Rogue: I'm 6'1".
Sorcerer: I'm 5'4".
Druid: I'm 5'6".
Bard: Uh... I don't know.
Druid: Okay, what's your canon height?
DM: She has a cannon?!
Druid: No, like what's her canon height?
Sorcerer: What's a phantom light, again?
Druid: *facepalms* [Bard], okay, are you short or are you tall?
Bard: Short.
DM: Thank you, [Druid]. Okay, the gnoll attacks [Bard].
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Me OOC: "If he has a big backstory at level 1 and gets downed by some quarter CR monster, how could any backstory of ultimate heroism be true? No. This is going to be how my character becomes a hero or dies trying - and given my build here at level 1, likely the latter in a disappointing but entertaining way."
Me IC (in a very annoying squeak voice): "I'm going to be a hero!"
DM: "You're definitely gonna die in a disappointing but entertaining way."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
DM: Luciel, you wake up to see your goblin friend punching a bear in the balls.
Me, the goblin: AAAHHHH! I'M A MONK!
"How do you all spend your time?" x30
"I do my job." x180
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Oblivion NPC dialogue be like:
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
DM: The Hobgoblin goes and scoops up your unconscious Goblin companion.
Fighter (under a Lucky Charm compulsion, linked to the Goblin) : I lose my **** and swing at him (OA) rolls nat 20
DM (damage check) : You spin around and scream "Not Yabbit!" and drive your sword through the Hobgoblin's chest. He drops the goblin and falls to the ground, dead.
Talk to your Players. Talk to your DM. If more people used this advice, there would be 24.74% fewer threads on Tactics, Rules and DM discussions.
“Are you two done simping for my siblings?”
”What, are you going to come simp for me now?”
"Oooh, I love your armour!"
"Thanks, it has pockets!"
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
The joys of insanity.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Never let madness go to waste.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
If you let it go to waste it just might cost you your life in a game and then splat every body else is crushed by the hill giant because you didn't go mad.
KNIGHT OF RANDOM
Halike Morgad the Dhampir fist of arlo
Sir strange one of the centaurs
Wild magic barbarian anyone?
Chilling kinda vibe.
That's not very funny..