This is less a funny quote than a running gag from our LGS; There's a pretty wide age range among the regulars, easily 20-25 years. Us older players have made a habit of working the lyrics to old TV shows from the 80s and 90s into our conversations. When someone does so and others notice, but the younglings don't, we'll try to respond by working the next line from the song into the conversation. This continues, ideally, until we get around to the chorus, when everyone who knows the song (always the older players) belts it out at the top of their lungs in unison, freaking out anyone who didn't notice we were building up to it.
Fighter: *Much Sarcasm* Because he probably naturally walks into his quarters to find his men dead ever so often.
Bard: Whatever, just insight a romance or something, I dunno...
*Warlord walks in, the Fighter is sprawled over his planning board seductively awaiting his arrival.*
DM: Oh lord... "What's going on here?" just make the roll...
Fighter: *Rolls Nat 20* "You mean, 'What's gonna happen in here'." *He then mouths out You and Me.*
DM: "B-b-but...I-I'm straight?" He's obviously confused and would rather walk away from this.
Fighter: *Sighs* Luther doesn't care, we need that scroll, "Not for long!"
*The moral of the story? Insight a romance. Works 90% of the time.*
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
So I was on a zoom call with my group DMing as usual and they just killed someone in a tavern who caught them stealing and they were debating how to hide the body. then the sorcerer shows up and burns the body. then they want to show it to the family of the dead person but don't know how to transport it, so they put the ashes in a bottle saying "If we put it in a wet bottle then one day it will become sludge and we can drink it!"
So I was on a zoom call with my group DMing as usual and they just killed someone in a tavern who caught them stealing and they were debating how to hide the body. then the sorcerer shows up and burns the body. then they want to show it to the family of the dead person but don't know how to transport it, so they put the ashes in a bottle saying "If we put it in a wet bottle then one day it will become sludge and we can drink it!"
Relatable.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Me OOC in my DM’s Eberron campaign: “ so we’re on the run from the law, while Gundams are flying around and Dragonborn are pioneering hip-hop culture?”
The group got into doing accents. One player, our artificer, decided he was going to sound German, specifically because he was an artificer. That was the logic. Anyway, at one point, while flustered, he came out with this bit of crazy: "ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch das blinkenlights!!!"
I know that’s not german, but google translated it anyway.
"WATCH OUT!!! The machine is not for finger-poking and digging in the middle. It's easy to snap the jump work, blown fuses and cork pops with tip parking. Is not for trade by the fool. The rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in the pockets. Relax and watch the blinkenlights !!!"
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My dragonborn character, named Tiamat, after being hit by a fire arrow: "Frookity frick frack."
The DM (ThorimDuckSlayer) said that it was hilarious to imagine a hulking dragonborn saying "Frookity frick frack". It happened on the "DM Training Grounds: You Are In a Room" thread.
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Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
My dragonborn character, named Tiamat, after being hit by a fire arrow: "Frookity frick frack."
The DM (ThorimDuckSlayer) said that it was hilarious to imagine a hulking dragonborn saying "Frookity frick frack". It happened on the "DM Training Grounds: You Are In a Room" thread.
So I get credit for being the person who shot the arrow?
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me:you dont mean that pie right like that that pie
another player:not the pie it´s the end of the world as we know it
the bard bobbing to a beat:and i feel fine
yet another player:i have no idea what is happening
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i am a sauce priest
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This is less a funny quote than a running gag from our LGS; There's a pretty wide age range among the regulars, easily 20-25 years. Us older players have made a habit of working the lyrics to old TV shows from the 80s and 90s into our conversations. When someone does so and others notice, but the younglings don't, we'll try to respond by working the next line from the song into the conversation. This continues, ideally, until we get around to the chorus, when everyone who knows the song (always the older players) belts it out at the top of their lungs in unison, freaking out anyone who didn't notice we were building up to it.
Thats fun.
Fighter: Aw crap, the Warlord's back!
Bard: Act natural?
Fighter: *Much Sarcasm* Because he probably naturally walks into his quarters to find his men dead ever so often.
Bard: Whatever, just insight a romance or something, I dunno...
*Warlord walks in, the Fighter is sprawled over his planning board seductively awaiting his arrival.*
DM: Oh lord... "What's going on here?" just make the roll...
Fighter: *Rolls Nat 20* "You mean, 'What's gonna happen in here'." *He then mouths out You and Me.*
DM: "B-b-but...I-I'm straight?" He's obviously confused and would rather walk away from this.
Fighter: *Sighs* Luther doesn't care, we need that scroll, "Not for long!"
*The moral of the story? Insight a romance. Works 90% of the time.*
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
the other 10% percent of the time you get executed
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
No, you get turned into a frog- which brings me to another one...
DM: Act fast! The Lich has found you snooping through his books, nothing will break his (literal) undying focus on you!
Wizard: "Did you know that 90% of frogs are frogs?"
DM/Lich: "Obviously I know- wait, what about the other 10%?..."
Wizard: Broke his focus! RUN!
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
So I was on a zoom call with my group DMing as usual and they just killed someone in a tavern who caught them stealing and they were debating how to hide the body. then the sorcerer shows up and burns the body. then they want to show it to the family of the dead person but don't know how to transport it, so they put the ashes in a bottle saying "If we put it in a wet bottle then one day it will become sludge and we can drink it!"
Relatable.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
This pretty much just happened:
(goliath Paladin) I keep th' Axe on me at all times
(me) as did I, in middle school
first thing you should know about me: I exist
I play a warlock who is also a blacksmith who is also Irish on Mondays
Me OOC in my DM’s Eberron campaign: “ so we’re on the run from the law, while Gundams are flying around and Dragonborn are pioneering hip-hop culture?”
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
me:scanning hospital records and documents
dm:a girl in a white coat walks in
me:uhm i will try to seduce her ¨hey hot stuff did you know that the cure to tocd (a fanasty ailement) is beholder tears
dm:she is sapiosexual roll medicine with advantage
me:(rolls 6 plus my massive medicine)
dm:you failed the dc by 2 she blushes and says ¨i did know that¨ before running off and calling the police
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
Uhh.... you already stated this story a few posts ago.
*Rogue rolls nat 20 on stealth for a total of 37*
DM: "As far as anyone knows, you could be on a completely different plane of existence sipping a drink on a beach."
I know that’s not german, but google translated it anyway.
"WATCH OUT!!! The machine is not for finger-poking and digging in the middle. It's easy to snap the jump work, blown fuses and cork pops with tip parking. Is not for trade by the fool. The rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in the pockets. Relax and watch the blinkenlights !!!"
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
That's not a bad translation for faux-German.
Not a quote, but my ranger showed up in the campaign to save the other two PCs, rolled 4 nat 1s, and died.
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Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Paladin: Anyone knows Giant runic?
Trickery domain Cleric: I do.
Paladin: I see where I've made a mistake. Anyone sane and reliable knows Giant runic?
My dragonborn character, named Tiamat, after being hit by a fire arrow: "Frookity frick frack."
The DM (ThorimDuckSlayer) said that it was hilarious to imagine a hulking dragonborn saying "Frookity frick frack". It happened on the "DM Training Grounds: You Are In a Room" thread.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Satyr ranger: "Hurry Up!" Then dies
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
So I get credit for being the person who shot the arrow?