To make a long and hilarious story short, today the party introduced a whole town to pizza and helped a homunculus and a paraplegic phase spider hide evidence of a failed lab experiment.
"You have proficiency with bread." "I have bread bonus."
And alexarthur94, believe it or not, Morrigan is dumber than you think. Her intelligence is only 8 XD
Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie." Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me. I'm allergic to fireball
Rogue: "Aw. The Druid's unhappy with me. What's she gonna do? Flower Power me to death?"
*two combat encounters later after witnessing a certain spell described in excruciating detail in the prior encounter*
Druid: "I cast Moonbeam." Rogue (hidden): "I curl up into the fetal position and cover my ears."
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken. Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing. Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan. Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer. Plays god on Saturdays.
Last session during combat, most quotes are from me (playing a Satyr Warlock named Kazimir Avitus, shortened to Kaz). We were fighting a wolf, 2 goblins (one of them I cast toll the dead on before combat started), a bugbear, and a hobgoblin named Durak or something. My dad was the DM. My sister was playing a half-elf rogue named Temperance, my Mom was playing a human rogue named Eminy, and my Grandpa was playing a halfling bard named Faygo Ryerock. When we entered combat, Kaz was at 5/9 hit points.
--during parley--
Kaz: "Durak, give us one good reason for us not to kill you right here, right now."
Durak: "Give me one good reason for me to not kill you right here, right now."
Kaz: Fair enough.
--the actual combat--
Goblin: *hits Kaz with arrow, dealing 7 damage, dropping Kaz to 0*
Me: *1st death save: 9, second death save: 6*
Me (OOC): "Does anybody have healing word prepared?"
Faygo: *Casts healing word on Kazimir, waking him up and bringing him to 7 HP*
Kaz: *standing up* "Wh-what happened? Oh, we were in a fight. Right."
Bugbear: *throws Javelin at Kaz right after, dealing 3 damage, Kaz is back at 4 hit points*
Kaz: *Looks at Javelin in body* "SERIOUSLY, DUDE! I JUST GOT BACK UP!"
--A Bit Later--
Kazimir: Fear me, Durak! *casts Cause Fear on Durak*
Durak *fails Wis save*
Durak: "Th-that goat boy is kinda scary"
Kazimir: "DON'T CALL ME GOAT BOY!"
--A tiny bit later--
Me: *Realizes if I enter melee range while Durak is under the effects of Cause Fear, he can't move towards rest of party*
Kaz: *Runs up to Durak with both daggers and tries to stab, both miss*
Durak: "O-oh, hi."
Kaz (smiling): "That's right, you better be afraid of me."
By that point of the last quote, the last enemy left was the extremely terrified Durak. Our rogue hit him with an arrow, dealing 11 damage. Durak had 11 HP (less than the bugbear). He died like a chump.
BBEG: "No! You're making it worse by trying to comfort me! You're meant to fear me!" (spoken while crying profusely)
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
It would depend on my character at the time and a skill check.😁
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
So I did a campaign with some of my work buddies not to long ago. We consisted of a Totem Barbarian, a Moon Druid, a Life Cleric, a Mastermind Rogue, and me as the Draconic Sorcerer. We were all about to raid a fortress to take down one of the big bads of the campaign along with an army from a kingdom we were aligned with. However, some of us weren't certain on the plan of attack, which led to this gem of a conversation.
Me (Draconic Sorcerer): "Ok, let's just stop bickering and tell me straight. On a scale of Marcos (Barbarian) to Julius (Rogue), how confident are you in this plan's chances of sucess?!"
The King's General: "Uh, I don't know.....a Talimane (Cleric)?"
Me: "Ok, well he tends to be in control of things......"
Shera (Druid): "Wait, what's a Marcos on this "Plan" scale?"
Marcos, who was barely paying attention: "What Plan?"
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
One of the other players just discovered some city-shattering news about a cult hideout and bang on my door in the middle of the night.
Me (playing Maidne) : "What?"
PC: "There's a cult hideout in the main church of [Homebrew] god."
Maidne: wearily "What?"
PC: "Yeah, we just heard. We got to go get them, they are planning bad things."
Maidne: "I did. We did."
PC: "Yeah we... what?"
Maidne: "Well, you know how it is, Ceo and I were out enjoying the town, thought it would be fun to take out an evil cult while we were waiting on our reservation at the restaurant."
Whole table OOC: "You two have some weird dates."
Me, grinning: "Aww, jealousy makes you all so cute."
So I did a campaign with some of my work buddies not to long ago. We consisted of a Totem Barbarian, a Moon Druid, a Life Cleric, a Mastermind Rogue, and me as the Draconic Sorcerer. We were all about to raid a fortress to take down one of the big bads of the campaign along with an army from a kingdom we were aligned with. However, some of us weren't certain on the plan of attack, which led to this gem of a conversation.
Me (Draconic Sorcerer): "Ok, let's just stop bickering and tell me straight. On a scale of Marcos (Barbarian) to Julius (Rogue), how confident are you in this plan's chances of sucess?!"
The King's General: "Uh, I don't know.....a Talimane (Cleric)?"
Me: "Ok, well he tends to be in control of things......"
Shera (Druid): "Wait, what's a Marcos on this "Plan" scale?"
Marcos, who was barely paying attention: "What Plan?"
Barbarian's plans usually consist of smashing things. Not surprised that he wasn't paying much attention.
Players just leveled up to 3 and talking about their new abilities OOC.
Barbarian: "I have one question. How are we on heals?" Artificer: "I have a flamethrower." Barbarian: "...and that heals you?" Artificer: "I dunno. You can try." Sorcerer: "I have Shatter." Barbarian: "...and that heals?" Sorcerer: "Oh, no! You do not want to be in that. It hurts even allies." Artificer: "I think I remember reading something. I don't think the flamethrower'll heal you, either." Barbarian:*silently makes the not-outright-offensive-but-still-less-than-polite 'Good job, you ******* idiots' gesture* Rogue: "Why didn't you take any healing when you had the chance?" Artificer:*looks to DM* "He did?" *DM nods* "YOU DID!! You could've taken healing" *at Barbarian* Barbarian:*stumbling over words* "Well, I... I needed to... It's... Hey..." Rogue: "I like how you're going 'Heals? Heals? Heals?' when you could have taken some heals, mate." Barbarian: "It's not my job to be a healer!" Rogue: "It's not my job to heal you." Artificer: "I have Spare the Dying." Barbarian: "What's that do?" Artificer: "Well. If you're dead or dying--" Barbarian:*scoffs* DM:*to Artificer* "As an Artillerist, you can choose what your mechanical minion will do when you create it. It can spout flames or be a bazooka--" Artificer: "--Yeah!--" DM: "--or it can be created as a Protector. It won't heal but it'll give everyone you choose in a range temporary hit points." Artificer: "Really?" DM: "Yeah. You'd know that if you'd read it." Artificer: "I just saw 'Flamethrower' and said, 'Lock it down!'"
I sometimes wonder how they managed to get to level 3.
(EDIT: Yes. I know Spare the Dying doesn't work on dead-dead. That player seemed to me to be a little confused on the difference of dead-dead and alive at 0HP.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Players just leveled up to 3 and talking about their new abilities OOC.
Barbarian: "I have one question. How are we on heals?" Artificer: "I have a flamethrower." Barbarian: "...and that heals you?" Artificer: "I dunno. You can try." Sorcerer: "I have Shatter." Barbarian: "...and that heals?" Sorcerer: "Oh, no! You do not want to be in that. It hurts even allies." Artificer: "I think I remember reading something. I don't think the flamethrower'll heal you, either." Barbarian:*silently makes the not-outright-offensive-but-still-less-than-polite 'Good job, you ******* idiots' gesture* Rogue: "Why didn't you take any healing when you had the chance?" Artificer:*looks to DM* "He did?" *DM nods* "YOU DID!! You could've taken healing" *at Barbarian* Barbarian:*stumbling over words* "Well, I... I needed to... It's... Hey..." Rogue: "I like how you're going 'Heals? Heals? Heals?' when you could have taken some heals, mate." Barbarian: "It's not my job to be a healer!" Rogue: "It's not my job to heal you." Artificer: "I have Spare the Dying." Barbarian: "What's that do?" Artificer: "Well. If you're dead or dying--" Barbarian:*scoffs* DM:*to Artificer* "As an Artillerist, you can choose what your mechanical minion will do when you create it. It can spout flames or be a bazooka--" Artificer: "--Yeah!--" DM: "--or it can be created as a Protector. It won't heal but it'll give everyone you choose in a range temporary hit points." Artificer: "Really?" DM: "Yeah. You'd know that if you'd read it." Artificer: "I just saw 'Flamethrower' and said, 'Lock it down!'"
I sometimes wonder how they managed to get to level 3.
(EDIT: Yes. I know Spare the Dying doesn't work on dead-dead. That player seemed to me to be a little confused on the difference of dead-dead and alive at 0HP.)
My first D&D party had no healers until the rogue died and got replaced by a cleric. This is painfully relatable.
I was once told something similar by my DM about Gentle Repose. He said that it was a very situational spell. Well, I say it's still useful. One of my party's PCs is alive because an NPC had Gentle Repose. You may not need it much, but when you do, you're very glad to have it.
Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken. Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing. Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan. Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer. Plays god on Saturdays.
Artificer: "I have Spare the Dying." Barbarian: "What's that do?" Artificer: "Well. If you're dead or dying--" Barbarian:*scoffs*
-snippity snip-
The pain when your party tells you that Spare the Dying is a waste to learn
A stabilizing cantrip among people with no Medicine efficiency and a Rogue who keeps getting himself down to 0HP...
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
When we got a special magic item for our paladin: “Wait, Vondal Ironfist gets an magic iron gauntlet? Goldleaf will probably get a Gold Leaf Tattoo or something. And “Saurin” sounds like “Sauron,” so he’ll get The Ring to Rule Them All! Krulk doesn’t sound like anything. Don’t give anything to Krulk.”
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"BAEL!!! LEAVE THE NICE TIEFLING ALONE!! SCREW YOU!!!!"
Intimidation check: 5
Bael is a character's patron, who just tried tp make him commit a dark deed, and so we are intimidating him.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
To make a long and hilarious story short, today the party introduced a whole town to pizza and helped a homunculus and a paraplegic phase spider hide evidence of a failed lab experiment.
"You have proficiency with bread." "I have bread bonus."
And alexarthur94, believe it or not, Morrigan is dumber than you think. Her intelligence is only 8 XD
Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken
Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie."
Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings
Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me.
I'm allergic to fireball
When we summoned a roc under our control:
Barbarian: “Hi, I’m your master, Adrick Boulderbeard.”
Druid: “And I’m not your master, but will think of dumb plans and give you orders anyway!”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Rogue: "Aw. The Druid's unhappy with me. What's she gonna do? Flower Power me to death?"
*two combat encounters later after witnessing a certain spell described in excruciating detail in the prior encounter*
Druid: "I cast Moonbeam."
Rogue (hidden): "I curl up into the fetal position and cover my ears."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
LOL, Morrigan. XD
Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken.
Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing.
Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan.
Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer.
Plays god on Saturdays.
Last session during combat, most quotes are from me (playing a Satyr Warlock named Kazimir Avitus, shortened to Kaz). We were fighting a wolf, 2 goblins (one of them I cast toll the dead on before combat started), a bugbear, and a hobgoblin named Durak or something. My dad was the DM. My sister was playing a half-elf rogue named Temperance, my Mom was playing a human rogue named Eminy, and my Grandpa was playing a halfling bard named Faygo Ryerock. When we entered combat, Kaz was at 5/9 hit points.
--during parley--
Kaz: "Durak, give us one good reason for us not to kill you right here, right now."
Durak: "Give me one good reason for me to not kill you right here, right now."
Kaz: Fair enough.
--the actual combat--
Goblin: *hits Kaz with arrow, dealing 7 damage, dropping Kaz to 0*
Me: *1st death save: 9, second death save: 6*
Me (OOC): "Does anybody have healing word prepared?"
Faygo: *Casts healing word on Kazimir, waking him up and bringing him to 7 HP*
Kaz: *standing up* "Wh-what happened? Oh, we were in a fight. Right."
Bugbear: *throws Javelin at Kaz right after, dealing 3 damage, Kaz is back at 4 hit points*
Kaz: *Looks at Javelin in body* "SERIOUSLY, DUDE! I JUST GOT BACK UP!"
--A Bit Later--
Kazimir: Fear me, Durak! *casts Cause Fear on Durak*
Durak *fails Wis save*
Durak: "Th-that goat boy is kinda scary"
Kazimir: "DON'T CALL ME GOAT BOY!"
--A tiny bit later--
Me: *Realizes if I enter melee range while Durak is under the effects of Cause Fear, he can't move towards rest of party*
Kaz: *Runs up to Durak with both daggers and tries to stab, both miss*
Durak: "O-oh, hi."
Kaz (smiling): "That's right, you better be afraid of me."
By that point of the last quote, the last enemy left was the extremely terrified Durak. Our rogue hit him with an arrow, dealing 11 damage. Durak had 11 HP (less than the bugbear). He died like a chump.
From a stream:
BBEG: "No! You're making it worse by trying to comfort me! You're meant to fear me!" (spoken while crying profusely)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
In a magic world, would you eat candy that just APPEARS in your bed? Avren won't:
“When you wake up and there’s candy that was not in your room beforehand, I would not eat that. That’s suspect!” - Avren
Find me on Twitter: @OboeLauren
It would depend on my character at the time and a skill check.😁
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
" Our PR bear is on strike "
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
So I did a campaign with some of my work buddies not to long ago. We consisted of a Totem Barbarian, a Moon Druid, a Life Cleric, a Mastermind Rogue, and me as the Draconic Sorcerer. We were all about to raid a fortress to take down one of the big bads of the campaign along with an army from a kingdom we were aligned with. However, some of us weren't certain on the plan of attack, which led to this gem of a conversation.
Me (Draconic Sorcerer): "Ok, let's just stop bickering and tell me straight. On a scale of Marcos (Barbarian) to Julius (Rogue), how confident are you in this plan's chances of sucess?!"
The King's General: "Uh, I don't know.....a Talimane (Cleric)?"
Me: "Ok, well he tends to be in control of things......"
Shera (Druid): "Wait, what's a Marcos on this "Plan" scale?"
Marcos, who was barely paying attention: "What Plan?"
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
One of the other players just discovered some city-shattering news about a cult hideout and bang on my door in the middle of the night.
Me (playing Maidne) : "What?"
PC: "There's a cult hideout in the main church of [Homebrew] god."
Maidne: wearily "What?"
PC: "Yeah, we just heard. We got to go get them, they are planning bad things."
Maidne: "I did. We did."
PC: "Yeah we... what?"
Maidne: "Well, you know how it is, Ceo and I were out enjoying the town, thought it would be fun to take out an evil cult while we were waiting on our reservation at the restaurant."
Whole table OOC: "You two have some weird dates."
Me, grinning: "Aww, jealousy makes you all so cute."
Barbarian's plans usually consist of smashing things. Not surprised that he wasn't paying much attention.
Paraphrased from a stream:
Players just leveled up to 3 and talking about their new abilities OOC.
Barbarian: "I have one question. How are we on heals?"
Artificer: "I have a flamethrower."
Barbarian: "...and that heals you?"
Artificer: "I dunno. You can try."
Sorcerer: "I have Shatter."
Barbarian: "...and that heals?"
Sorcerer: "Oh, no! You do not want to be in that. It hurts even allies."
Artificer: "I think I remember reading something. I don't think the flamethrower'll heal you, either."
Barbarian: *silently makes the not-outright-offensive-but-still-less-than-polite 'Good job, you ******* idiots' gesture*
Rogue: "Why didn't you take any healing when you had the chance?"
Artificer: *looks to DM* "He did?" *DM nods* "YOU DID!! You could've taken healing" *at Barbarian*
Barbarian: *stumbling over words* "Well, I... I needed to... It's... Hey..."
Rogue: "I like how you're going 'Heals? Heals? Heals?' when you could have taken some heals, mate."
Barbarian: "It's not my job to be a healer!"
Rogue: "It's not my job to heal you."
Artificer: "I have Spare the Dying."
Barbarian: "What's that do?"
Artificer: "Well. If you're dead or dying--"
Barbarian: *scoffs*
DM: *to Artificer* "As an Artillerist, you can choose what your mechanical minion will do when you create it. It can spout flames or be a bazooka--"
Artificer: "--Yeah!--"
DM: "--or it can be created as a Protector. It won't heal but it'll give everyone you choose in a range temporary hit points."
Artificer: "Really?"
DM: "Yeah. You'd know that if you'd read it."
Artificer: "I just saw 'Flamethrower' and said, 'Lock it down!'"
I sometimes wonder how they managed to get to level 3.
(EDIT: Yes. I know Spare the Dying doesn't work on dead-dead. That player seemed to me to be a little confused on the difference of dead-dead and alive at 0HP.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
My first D&D party had no healers until the rogue died and got replaced by a cleric. This is painfully relatable.
The pain when your party tells you that Spare the Dying is a waste to learn
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
I was once told something similar by my DM about Gentle Repose. He said that it was a very situational spell. Well, I say it's still useful. One of my party's PCs is alive because an NPC had Gentle Repose. You may not need it much, but when you do, you're very glad to have it.
Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken.
Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing.
Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan.
Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer.
Plays god on Saturdays.
A stabilizing cantrip among people with no Medicine efficiency and a Rogue who keeps getting himself down to 0HP...
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
When we got a special magic item for our paladin: “Wait, Vondal Ironfist gets an magic iron gauntlet? Goldleaf will probably get a Gold Leaf Tattoo or something. And “Saurin” sounds like “Sauron,” so he’ll get The Ring to Rule Them All! Krulk doesn’t sound like anything. Don’t give anything to Krulk.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
John decides to go try this.
"BAEL!!! LEAVE THE NICE TIEFLING ALONE!! SCREW YOU!!!!"
Intimidation check: 5
Bael is a character's patron, who just tried tp make him commit a dark deed, and so we are intimidating him.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Let's fight in the bodega parking lot!
Nikolai Buckman | vampire | bard
Solace Redgrove | tiefling | bard