Me (DM an npc clerk of an exotic shop keeper): No sir, we can't sell you the extremely dangerous and highly venomous centipede. Not every animal here is on sale here unfortunately.
Player: Okay.
*Player walks around the shop and stumbles upon the shopkeeper's son who's staring at a small pond with a highly dangerous eel*
Player: Hey kid, is this eel for sale?
Son: No... papa said this one is very dangerous and not for sale.
Player: "You're as useless as yer father"
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Born under the watch of something from the furthest corners of the far realms.... It knows all.... it sees all... and it asks: "What is it that you want to see?"... and my answer is... ALL"
The party reached the entrance of a cave that they were told houses a great threat.
Barbarian (OOC): *looks at his character sheet* "I use Danger Sense." DM: Okay... uh... You sense that the cave you've been told is dangerous is dangerous. I get the feeling you don't know what Danger Sense is. Barbarion (OOC): I really don't.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
After being told by my character's bff, an npc love interest and a superior officer to take the night off and have some private time, the npc love interest and I are looking over the tavern I asked to be my property as a landed knight.
From the next door lot we hear a lot of scuffle and commotion coming from the party. I sigh, shake my head, and begin to head over and check it out.
Her: "Hey, relax, tonight is about us, remember?" Me: "Yeah. I know, they can take care of themselves." Her: "No. No they really can't."
Confused by her mixed message of wanting to spend a quiet night with me and then encouraging me to go help them, I look at her puzzled.
Her: "But I'm only here once a month. They can die every day of the year." Me: "So, you're saying you're off tonight?"
Me: OOC: ouch, sorry guys :) I didn't consider how deadly all those little bits of Jell-O would be
Every adventure's first time being near any ooze.
Yeah, except currently, it's really gotten worse. Someone said after the two dwarf prospectors jumped in and made more jellies: "it was too good to be true."
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So, my dad was DM'ing a session for me, my mom, my sister, and my grandfather last night. This is an out of character conversation about what my grandpa named his halfling bard.
After surviving a deadly encounter of a Fang of Yeenoghu, 2 fleshgnawers, and 2 leucrottas with nothing but my Genie Warlock (that is the frontline fighter) and a light domain character at level 4.
DM: Yeah I was honestly expecting both of you, or at least Tia (me) to die. I mean, I asked people on reddit about this encounter. even told them that we have a warlock who isnt a hexblade acting as a frontline fighter, and I got a nonstop "Are you TRYING TO KILL YOUR PLAYERS". It was a deadly encounter to
So, my dad was DM'ing a session for me, my mom, my sister, and my grandfather last night. This is an out of character conversation about what my grandpa named his halfling bard.
Grandpa: His name if Faygo Ryerock.
Me: So is he carbonated?
Grandpa: Yes, he has a very bubbly personality.
Anybody who is from Michigan will get this joke.
Or anyone who had an older brother who got way too into the Insane Clown Posse in Jr. High *cough*
So, my dad was DM'ing a session for me, my mom, my sister, and my grandfather last night. This is an out of character conversation about what my grandpa named his halfling bard.
Grandpa: His name if Faygo Ryerock.
Me: So is he carbonated?
Grandpa: Yes, he has a very bubbly personality.
Anybody who is from Michigan will get this joke.
Or anyone who had an older brother who got way too into the Insane Clown Posse in Jr. High *cough*
I was referencing the soda that is really only available in Michigan/other select few Northern states.
So, my dad was DM'ing a session for me, my mom, my sister, and my grandfather last night. This is an out of character conversation about what my grandpa named his halfling bard.
Grandpa: His name if Faygo Ryerock.
Me: So is he carbonated?
Grandpa: Yes, he has a very bubbly personality.
Anybody who is from Michigan will get this joke.
Or anyone who had an older brother who got way too into the Insane Clown Posse in Jr. High *cough*
I was referencing the soda that is really only available in Michigan/other select few Northern states.
I know... The Insane Clown Posse also regularly references that soda brand and I'm not totally sure why. There was a brief period where the Faygo soda brand had a disclaimer on their website that they're in no way affiliated with the Insane Clown Posse.
"I AM A TOASTY BURRITO AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!" - Arian, the party's disaster gay(TM), whilst wrapping up in a blanket and flopping down on his bedroll.
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- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
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Me: OOC: ouch, sorry guys :) I didn't consider how deadly all those little bits of Jell-O would be
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
Every adventure's first time being near any ooze.
*fighting sewer elementals that are running away* Guys we have the runs!
PyscoSonic#4554
Me: It looks like a kuriboh from Yugioh.
Cleric who is a fan of the monster: *Angry Arakocra Noise*
Me (DM an npc clerk of an exotic shop keeper): No sir, we can't sell you the extremely dangerous and highly venomous centipede. Not every animal here is on sale here unfortunately.
Player: Okay.
*Player walks around the shop and stumbles upon the shopkeeper's son who's staring at a small pond with a highly dangerous eel*
Player: Hey kid, is this eel for sale?
Son: No... papa said this one is very dangerous and not for sale.
Player: "You're as useless as yer father"
Born under the watch of something from the furthest corners of the far realms.... It knows all.... it sees all... and it asks: "What is it that you want to see?"... and my answer is... ALL"
Paraphrase from a stream:
The party reached the entrance of a cave that they were told houses a great threat.
Barbarian (OOC): *looks at his character sheet* "I use Danger Sense."
DM: Okay... uh... You sense that the cave you've been told is dangerous is dangerous. I get the feeling you don't know what Danger Sense is.
Barbarion (OOC): I really don't.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
After being told by my character's bff, an npc love interest and a superior officer to take the night off and have some private time, the npc love interest and I are looking over the tavern I asked to be my property as a landed knight.
From the next door lot we hear a lot of scuffle and commotion coming from the party. I sigh, shake my head, and begin to head over and check it out.
Her: "Hey, relax, tonight is about us, remember?"
Me: "Yeah. I know, they can take care of themselves."
Her: "No. No they really can't."
Confused by her mixed message of wanting to spend a quiet night with me and then encouraging me to go help them, I look at her puzzled.
Her: "But I'm only here once a month. They can die every day of the year."
Me: "So, you're saying you're off tonight?"
Lizardfolk Druid: *having an argument with a large ******bag snapping turtle*
Me ooc: It's a battle of the the A-holes.
And then Mark Zuckerberg appears and joins the argument with his two fellow reptiles.
Funny that Mark Zuckerberg's wax dummy looks more alive than actual Mark
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Yeah, except currently, it's really gotten worse. Someone said after the two dwarf prospectors jumped in and made more jellies: "it was too good to be true."
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
Funnier without context:
"You guys kept the thongs, right?"
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So, my dad was DM'ing a session for me, my mom, my sister, and my grandfather last night. This is an out of character conversation about what my grandpa named his halfling bard.
Grandpa: His name if Faygo Ryerock.
Me: So is he carbonated?
Grandpa: Yes, he has a very bubbly personality.
Anybody who is from Michigan will get this joke.
After surviving a deadly encounter of a Fang of Yeenoghu, 2 fleshgnawers, and 2 leucrottas with nothing but my Genie Warlock (that is the frontline fighter) and a light domain character at level 4.
DM: Yeah I was honestly expecting both of you, or at least Tia (me) to die. I mean, I asked people on reddit about this encounter. even told them that we have a warlock who isnt a hexblade acting as a frontline fighter, and I got a nonstop "Are you TRYING TO KILL YOUR PLAYERS". It was a deadly encounter to
Me: THAT WAS A DEADLY ENCOUNTER??
Or anyone who had an older brother who got way too into the Insane Clown Posse in Jr. High *cough*
Watch Crits for Breakfast, an adults-only RP-Heavy Roll20 Livestream at twitch.tv/afterdisbooty
And now you too can play with the amazing art and assets we use in Roll20 for our campaign at Hazel's Emporium
I was referencing the soda that is really only available in Michigan/other select few Northern states.
I know... The Insane Clown Posse also regularly references that soda brand and I'm not totally sure why. There was a brief period where the Faygo soda brand had a disclaimer on their website that they're in no way affiliated with the Insane Clown Posse.
Watch Crits for Breakfast, an adults-only RP-Heavy Roll20 Livestream at twitch.tv/afterdisbooty
And now you too can play with the amazing art and assets we use in Roll20 for our campaign at Hazel's Emporium
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I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6
Tell us the story behind this please!
"I AM A TOASTY BURRITO AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!" - Arian, the party's disaster gay(TM), whilst wrapping up in a blanket and flopping down on his bedroll.
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist