There was a 3.5e campaign with a very tolerant DM who allowed a Fighter to alter his ability scores to the extreme and exchange feats in lieu of simple abilities like reading and the ability to count - a min/max to the extreme and a complete idiot with no social skills whatsoever. The campaign also mixed RP and metagaming like one wouldn't believe.
At a marketplace, the Fighter was shouting what he guessed was the Charisma score of the people before making advances on them, making it seem like he had a thing for 13-18 year-olds.😖 (EDIT: He was not into 13-18 year-olds, if that wasn't clear. He was into 13-18 CHA.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken. Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing. Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan. Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer. Plays god on Saturdays.
Player 3: "I've travelled the world, been in fights everywhere... and I'm going to die to a frog." DM: "That's what happens when you have an elaborate backstory at level 1."
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
My real life stats are more like Str 10, Dex 8, Con 10, Int 12, Wis 10 (except perception, which is probably 6), and Cha 12. XD
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Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken. Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing. Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan. Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer. Plays god on Saturdays.
The War Wizard cast Web on 5 bandits before the fight even started. So the DM put a net token on the map, roll the saving throw 5 times, click on the bandit and make a net symbol on it, then repeat the labelling 3 more times (Roll20 isn't that automatic comparing to some other software). After doing all the works, he asks us to roll initiative. The War Wizard has an initiative of 8 even he has a +6. One bandit rolls high on the initiative and it is able to move before we can attack those are coughed on the web. It is able to move beside the web and get into melee range to the wizard. The DM decided that the bandit attacks the wizard without realizing the Web is a concentration spell. After the bandit hit the wizard, we (the wizard player and I) remind the DM that the wizard needs to make a saving throw.
The wizard has a +6 due to Resilient(con), so he only needs to roll 4 or higher
Wizard: roll a 1 + 6 = 7
Wizard: oh my goodness, the dice hate me. I only have a 15% change fail.
DM: Wait, what is going on? What happens when you fail the save?
Wizard: The web is gone! That goes my 2nd level spell slot. I am salty now.
DM: Are you telling me that all my work for nothing? Now I need to remove the net, click on each bandit and remove the marking?
Us: Yup
DM: Ok, I am salty now.
p.s. As I am typing all of this, I double check War Wizard feature and realize he could use the Arcane Deflection and maintain the concentration. XD
My character is a City Watch Investigator, also an Assassin/ Gloom Stalker who is a vigilante striking down criminals and cultists. Fearing that the princess was being brainwashed by one of the cults, I kidnapped her and took her to an old abandoned tavern to talk and lay out the facts for her.
After several weeks with no progress on catching the vigilante (since I'm the one investigating all the incidents) but several other things happening, two other party members and myself get knighted by the princess, in the process she outs me as the vigilante and it becomes part of my official knighted title.
I then realized that as a knight, I am entitled to land and I ask for the abandoned tavern.
The princess grins at me and says, "Aww, that was our first kidnapping. You're so sweet to remember that."
we were fighting a scary creature and my friends character: baby face stop it
Edit: another one everyone has a world ending thing going on with them( i have an elder god trying to end the world in my head someone else has 2 gods warring in her head and ooc i say we all have world ending things going on with us what will happen with uthal
"We all just got called out by the spirit of self-love"
"Either we're having a great conversation, or I just sold my soul to them."
"My name is irrelevant." "Hi Irrelevant, I'm dad!"
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Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie." Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me. I'm allergic to fireball
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Cleric: I bite my thumb
Me knowing he's an arakocra: you have thumbs??
Wizard: Dakota, is this your first time in a bar?
(Wizard turns around)
Wizard: Dakota, are you crying?!
There was a 3.5e campaign with a very tolerant DM who allowed a Fighter to alter his ability scores to the extreme and exchange feats in lieu of simple abilities like reading and the ability to count - a min/max to the extreme and a complete idiot with no social skills whatsoever. The campaign also mixed RP and metagaming like one wouldn't believe.
At a marketplace, the Fighter was shouting what he guessed was the Charisma score of the people before making advances on them, making it seem like he had a thing for 13-18 year-olds.😖 (EDIT: He was not into 13-18 year-olds, if that wasn't clear. He was into 13-18 CHA.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Good heavens. LOL
Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken.
Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing.
Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan.
Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer.
Plays god on Saturdays.
"This is as good a day to die as any." - my bard every single session when the party is about to do something stupid
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Solace Redgrove | tiefling | bard
Player 3: "I've travelled the world, been in fights everywhere... and I'm going to die to a frog."
DM: "That's what happens when you have an elaborate backstory at level 1."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
the fighter was a centaur he saw and I quote a "sexy racehorse" he looks right at me and says "I'm gonna seduce that horse" rolls a 19...
long story short he married that horse
My Real life stats
Str)10 Int)19
Dex)9 Wis)15
Con)14 Cha)16
My real life stats are more like Str 10, Dex 8, Con 10, Int 12, Wis 10 (except perception, which is probably 6), and Cha 12. XD
Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken.
Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing.
Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan.
Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer.
Plays god on Saturdays.
Guys! I'm having that same moment with displacer ducks!! SOMEBODY BURN THE SHAMBLING MOUND BEFORE I DO SOMETHING STUPID!!
Isn't that technically bestiality?
"Ok, so can giant apes use their poo as a rock?"
SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This wasn't in mine; I heard of it from a friend:
(to a rogue, bard, and one other) [describing a room] "...NO it's not valuable, NO you can't steal it, NO you can't smoke it!
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
I hope the next room was cooler.
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The War Wizard cast Web on 5 bandits before the fight even started. So the DM put a net token on the map, roll the saving throw 5 times, click on the bandit and make a net symbol on it, then repeat the labelling 3 more times (Roll20 isn't that automatic comparing to some other software). After doing all the works, he asks us to roll initiative. The War Wizard has an initiative of 8 even he has a +6. One bandit rolls high on the initiative and it is able to move before we can attack those are coughed on the web. It is able to move beside the web and get into melee range to the wizard. The DM decided that the bandit attacks the wizard without realizing the Web is a concentration spell. After the bandit hit the wizard, we (the wizard player and I) remind the DM that the wizard needs to make a saving throw.
The wizard has a +6 due to Resilient(con), so he only needs to roll 4 or higher
Wizard: roll a 1 + 6 = 7
Wizard: oh my goodness, the dice hate me. I only have a 15% change fail.
DM: Wait, what is going on? What happens when you fail the save?
Wizard: The web is gone! That goes my 2nd level spell slot. I am salty now.
DM: Are you telling me that all my work for nothing? Now I need to remove the net, click on each bandit and remove the marking?
Us: Yup
DM: Ok, I am salty now.
p.s. As I am typing all of this, I double check War Wizard feature and realize he could use the Arcane Deflection and maintain the concentration. XD
My character is a City Watch Investigator, also an Assassin/ Gloom Stalker who is a vigilante striking down criminals and cultists. Fearing that the princess was being brainwashed by one of the cults, I kidnapped her and took her to an old abandoned tavern to talk and lay out the facts for her.
After several weeks with no progress on catching the vigilante (since I'm the one investigating all the incidents) but several other things happening, two other party members and myself get knighted by the princess, in the process she outs me as the vigilante and it becomes part of my official knighted title.
I then realized that as a knight, I am entitled to land and I ask for the abandoned tavern.
The princess grins at me and says, "Aww, that was our first kidnapping. You're so sweet to remember that."
The party: DM seems sus
DM: you're right I am!
Me: Skylar (an NPC) seems sus.
5 seconds later the cleric rolls high on insight on the NPC.
DM: yeah somethings off about her, shes not as concerned about being clean, and she has a deep voice for some reason.
Me in chat: I WAS JOKING ABOUT HER THE IMPOSTER!!
we were fighting a scary creature and my friends character: baby face stop it
Edit: another one everyone has a world ending thing going on with them( i have an elder god trying to end the world in my head someone else has 2 gods warring in her head and ooc i say we all have world ending things going on with us what will happen with uthal
dm: oh you'll see just wait
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
Why are we still dealing with this turtle?
"We all just got called out by the spirit of self-love"
"Either we're having a great conversation, or I just sold my soul to them."
"My name is irrelevant." "Hi Irrelevant, I'm dad!"
Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken
Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie."
Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings
Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me.
I'm allergic to fireball