Pigstep? Nothing like Minecraft music to set the mood. :)
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When it ends, The Final Countdown starts
Very decidedly final.
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'Well, I tried to do good things but I ended up doing bad things'
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
"Welcome to Old Xoblob's shop, how can I help you?"
"Are you Xoblob?"
"I'm New Xoblob, the stuffed beholder in the window is old Xoblob. When I took over, I tried to rename the shop after myself, but people kept calling it Old Xoblob's, so I just changed my name"
"What did you rename it to?"
"My Name's Shop"
"Wait, your name used to be 'My Name'?"
[OOC] I didn't have any random name tables on hand.
"Welcome to Old Xoblob's shop, how can I help you?"
"Are you Xoblob?"
"I'm New Xoblob, the stuffed beholder in the window is old Xoblob. When I took over, I tried to rename the shop after myself, but people kept calling it Old Xoblob's, so I just changed my name"
"What did you rename it to?"
"My Name's Shop"
"Wait, your name used to be 'My Name'?"
[OOC] I didn't have any random name tables on hand.
this is why the standard wotc dm screen includes a random name generator
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This is currently this most often 2+ liner in my campaign
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Don't worry guys, we're all level one and I have 20 AC. There's no way I lose against these skeletons, I'm unhittable! Start rolling your death saves and I'll be there with my healer's kit in a few turns!"
*Skeleton rolls a nat 20*
"Fric-"
DM: TPK!
(Please send help I spent too long working on my paladin for him to thrown down the toilet in two sessions)
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
"Don't worry guys, we're all level one and I have 20 AC. There's no way I lose against these skeletons, I'm unhittable! Start rolling your death saves and I'll be there with my healer's kit in a few turns!"
*Skeleton rolls a nat 20*
"Fric-"
DM: TPK!
(Please send help I spent too long working on my paladin for him to thrown down the toilet in two sessions)
You said, "Send help," so I'll try.
Does anyone have an inspiration point? If your DM is generous, maybe someone could spend it to allow a healer to regain consciousness.
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Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken. Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing. Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan. Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer. Plays god on Saturdays.
kenku hb class(leaving): ill be gone forever, don't worry about me i'll be doing crime
drow rogue: ill be talking about you in therapy
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Don't worry guys, we're all level one and I have 20 AC. There's no way I lose against these skeletons, I'm unhittable! Start rolling your death saves and I'll be there with my healer's kit in a few turns!"
*Skeleton rolls a nat 20*
"Fric-"
DM: TPK!
(Please send help I spent too long working on my paladin for him to thrown down the toilet in two sessions)
You said, "Send help," so I'll try.
Does anyone have an inspiration point? If your DM is generous, maybe someone could spend it to allow a healer to regain consciousness.
So basically since we were all mad, he fudged it and said "Y'all chained in a basement, roll all your death saves, if you win, you wake up with 1 hp, if not, then you ded." Welp, I was 2 and 2 then rolled an 11 on my final roll, so I'm fine, we only lost one of our rogues.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely. If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Setup to put into context: We are fighting an Adult Black Dragon-skinned homenrew baddie. Druid and Barbarian have gone down (unconscious) Monk (me) face-to-face with Dragon, who is severely wounded by now.
DM: Shinn, it's your turn, the Dragon is battered and bloody, but still standing. Shinn: (has 5 HP left, COULD self heal for 24) "Shinn raises his staff and with a war cry, ATTACKS the Dragon" ONE of us is going down HERE! Hit, Hit on 2nd attack and 1 of the 2 FoB DM: The dragon staggers under the assault, scales cracking and more blood spilling from it's wounds, then spews it's breath at you, Dex Save please. Monk (me, Shinn): "So I take half already and only need to roll a 10 or so to pass this, cool" Roll: 4 "Shinn collapses, unconscious" (DM was holding the 6 dice for the breath attack) DM: Asuya, (fighter) you're up. Fighter (down to 13 HP himself) "I charge around the corner and attack" <fighter CAN return to his hiding spot, if he chooses and likely survive another round> Attack lands, damage counted....Dragon still standing. Fighter: "I attack again!" Attack lands, damage stated by Fighter (15 or something) DM: Your axe slams into the Dragon's head" Fighter: "SHIELD BASH!!" DM \raises an eyebrow "Are we a little panicky today?"
The second blow killed the Dragon who had 6 HP at that point. We mentioned to the Fighter that so far, all campaign, he has chosen to hide to survive, and this time he suddenly took the bravery route. He said this was the first time ALL his companions had fallen and he felt his character knew there was nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, so let's PARTY!
Closest to a TPK we been so far and the DM did give the fighter a 1AC reduction to the Dragon due to the amount of damage it had suffered, it was a little slower to react. Otherwise the campaign would have been over there.
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Very decidedly final.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"What is wrong with all of you?"
"Oh my god, so many things."
Nikolai Buckman | vampire | bard
Solace Redgrove | tiefling | bard
'Did you do good thing or bad things in Ryehata?'
'Well, I tried to do good things but I ended up doing bad things'
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
"Welcome to Old Xoblob's shop, how can I help you?"
"Are you Xoblob?"
"I'm New Xoblob, the stuffed beholder in the window is old Xoblob. When I took over, I tried to rename the shop after myself, but people kept calling it Old Xoblob's, so I just changed my name"
"What did you rename it to?"
"My Name's Shop"
"Wait, your name used to be 'My Name'?"
[OOC] I didn't have any random name tables on hand.
"I rolled a one." "The orc rips your arm off. You lose the arm-wrestling contest."
check out my latest homebrew (still in beta): Fruit Ninja!
this is why the standard wotc dm screen includes a random name generator
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
Again, same AM Sorcerer, to an NPC.
Sorcerer: We're police.
NPC: Is that supposed to mean something to me?
Sorcerer: It means our job is being annoying to nice people.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I think she said(There could have been a typo) "It means our job is being annoying nice people."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Cleric: Wow! There are so many chests!
Bard: Yes, but don't touch any of th-
Cleric: Too late [Hand gets stuck to Chest] Uh oh.
Bard: Don't touch any of them because they're mimics.
Dm: Chuckles maniacally
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Bard OOC: I would like to seduce the roper
Cleric OOC: Oh god, I was sure you weren't that kind of bard
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o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
A few quotes from a game I just ran, first session ran smoothly :) :
"It looks like the Cheers bar, except with goblins"
"Your name is Gerald, Gerald the Battlepug"
"First rule of zombie movies, DON'T GO IN THE BASEMENT!"
"I roll to change spider anatomy"
"Kids love dark, creepy forests"
"He is, THE BATTLEPUG, *Rock guitar riff*"
"No, He's Gary, and he's larry"
"Can I mount a ballista on his back"
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
'Why Should't I?'
'Because its a bad idea.'
*Does said thing*
This is currently this most often 2+ liner in my campaign
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
*Orphans are outside a building awaiting the word of their freedom through a repetitious song*
DM/Baron: "Well, don't let them sing...endlessly."
Player1: "Say no more- DUROS!!"
A black imp is summoned holding a tommy gun.
He cocks it and leaves the building.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
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When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Player: I walk over to the small child and ask him if he's very happy.
Small child: Yes I'm very happy!
Player: I suck out the small child's happiness
Later...
DM (OOC): I just want to see how much you suck out!
Me (OOC): I have a small problem. I have no d20s right now. They're all in dice jail.
Zepper, aasimar bard, has never told a lie or mislead someone in their life. Is trying to remove all secrets from the world.
Temerity, teifling, Way of the Drunken Master pirate monk. She left for 1 month, and now has to save her (big) brothers from a cult.
"Don't worry guys, we're all level one and I have 20 AC. There's no way I lose against these skeletons, I'm unhittable! Start rolling your death saves and I'll be there with my healer's kit in a few turns!"
*Skeleton rolls a nat 20*
"Fric-"
DM: TPK!
(Please send help I spent too long working on my paladin for him to thrown down the toilet in two sessions)
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
Not from my campaign; but still hilarious:
“My problem with Enchantment magic is that it is unethical: You’re basically taking someone’s free will!”
“My problem with Evocation magic is that it is unethical: You’re basically blowing someone to smithereens.”
You said, "Send help," so I'll try.
Does anyone have an inspiration point? If your DM is generous, maybe someone could spend it to allow a healer to regain consciousness.
Maximilian "Mad Max" Oceanus, transmutation wizard, best known for being on the team that saved the universe from Kozelak's infinite hunger, and also an avenger of the Unspoken.
Olaf Ericsson, a jolly ranger with a bit of an anger problem. Also likes to sing.
Yaethel Akeelan, a druid with a plan; a very, very big plan.
Damien Rook, full time author, part time adventurer.
Plays god on Saturdays.
kenku hb class(leaving): ill be gone forever, don't worry about me i'll be doing crime
drow rogue: ill be talking about you in therapy
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
So basically since we were all mad, he fudged it and said "Y'all chained in a basement, roll all your death saves, if you win, you wake up with 1 hp, if not, then you ded." Welp, I was 2 and 2 then rolled an 11 on my final roll, so I'm fine, we only lost one of our rogues.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
What are hitpoints, and can i sell them?
Zepper, aasimar bard, has never told a lie or mislead someone in their life. Is trying to remove all secrets from the world.
Temerity, teifling, Way of the Drunken Master pirate monk. She left for 1 month, and now has to save her (big) brothers from a cult.
Setup to put into context: We are fighting an Adult Black Dragon-skinned homenrew baddie. Druid and Barbarian have gone down (unconscious) Monk (me) face-to-face with Dragon, who is severely wounded by now.
DM: Shinn, it's your turn, the Dragon is battered and bloody, but still standing.
Shinn: (has 5 HP left, COULD self heal for 24) "Shinn raises his staff and with a war cry, ATTACKS the Dragon" ONE of us is going down HERE!
Hit, Hit on 2nd attack and 1 of the 2 FoB
DM: The dragon staggers under the assault, scales cracking and more blood spilling from it's wounds, then spews it's breath at you, Dex Save please.
Monk (me, Shinn): "So I take half already and only need to roll a 10 or so to pass this, cool" Roll: 4 "Shinn collapses, unconscious" (DM was holding the 6 dice for the breath attack)
DM: Asuya, (fighter) you're up.
Fighter (down to 13 HP himself) "I charge around the corner and attack"
<fighter CAN return to his hiding spot, if he chooses and likely survive another round>
Attack lands, damage counted....Dragon still standing.
Fighter: "I attack again!"
Attack lands, damage stated by Fighter (15 or something)
DM: Your axe slams into the Dragon's head"
Fighter: "SHIELD BASH!!"
DM \raises an eyebrow "Are we a little panicky today?"
The second blow killed the Dragon who had 6 HP at that point. We mentioned to the Fighter that so far, all campaign, he has chosen to hide to survive, and this time he suddenly took the bravery route. He said this was the first time ALL his companions had fallen and he felt his character knew there was nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, so let's PARTY!
Closest to a TPK we been so far and the DM did give the fighter a 1AC reduction to the Dragon due to the amount of damage it had suffered, it was a little slower to react. Otherwise the campaign would have been over there.
Talk to your Players. Talk to your DM. If more people used this advice, there would be 24.74% fewer threads on Tactics, Rules and DM discussions.